Story RPG

[thingy]

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you are bored to death

next

[Tsunokiette]

You find a naked girl in an alley way, do you -

A.) Take her to a hotel...
B.) Help her out.
C.) Take a picture, it lasts longer.
D.) Ignore her.

[Blizzard]

b) Help her out.

I might get some "Thank you" sex afterwards. And later again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And then I just quit the relationship, because I think we don't talk enough with each other.

You're standing in front of a huge boss and have only 1 HP left and the only X-Potion you have just fell down and broke. What do you do?

a) Pee in your pants
b) Attack him
c) Lick up what's left from the potion

[Tsunokiette]

c) Lick up what's left from the potion

But it's a dud and it goes through your system so quickly you end up doing A.

[Arrow]

Having no other alternative, you b) by a)'ing again and then you c), so as to prepare for your next attack.

[Malson]

You took too long to choose! The fiend has attacked! You perish!

[thingy]

But you had a fairy in a bottle so now you live.

[Tsunokiette]

Ifrit joins you in battle.

[thingy]

But you still lose.

Game Over!
a) Load Game
b) New Game

[Arrow]

B)

[thingy]

Enter your name

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      A S D F G H J K L          a s d f g h j k l
        Z X C V B N M              z x c v b n m

[Arrow]

I heh'd.

[Tsunokiette]

Welcome to "The World" - I heh'd

[thingy]

Enter your name

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      A S D F G H J K L          a s d f g h j k l
        Z X C V B N M              z x c v b n m

[Tsunokiette]

ERROR :  Proccess Failed

[thingy]

restarting.......

Enter your name

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    Q W E R T Y U I O P      q w e r t y u i o p
      A S D F G H J K L          a s d f g h j k l
        Z X C V B N M              z x c v b n m

[Malson]

Enter your name: H

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      A S D F G [H] J K L        a s d f g h j k l
        Z X C V B N M              z x c v b n m

[Tsunokiette]

{Verse plays in the Background}

The strangest thing you've ever seen,
Is fifty-seven wacky birds in a tree,
Of most of them I'm sure you've heard,
Except the Bended Legged Bubble Brained Booby Bird.

[Malson]

You wake up, after having heard a strange song in a dream. You notice a sign next to your bed, "H's Room." You then realize you're late for school! Better get to it then!

Analog Stick to move
A to jump
B to attack
X to open menu
Y to cast spell

[Arrow]

"How the hell do I continue the topic from here..?" H says aloud.

[Tsunokiette]

You mother call you -
"H! Better hurry up, you girlfriend's been waiting by the docks for hours."

[Malson]

You must have forgotten your controls, silly! Here they are again:

Q, to move

(A) to jump

(B) to perform action

(X) to open menu

(Y) to use magic

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Q, to the door
(B) to open door
Q, outside.

[thingy]

Q to school
you then (B) open the door and Q to your class room
you are about to have a test so (X) then go to Save Game and pick slot 2

[Malson]

You now get ready for your Math For Retards test. Here are the questions as follows:

1. 2 + 2 = ?

X - 4
A - 6
B - 3

2. 1 + 4 = ?

X - 8
A - 4
B - None of the above

3. 2 + 1 = ?

X - 5
A - 3
B - 7

Bonus: 7 + 5 = ?

X - 54
A - 12
B - 920

[Arrow]

XBAA