Story RPG

[Doctor Professor Nikolai]

poop

next game

[Commondragon]

eneter a name with the following letters: F G A

_ _ _

The only combonations of ltters allow is first, last, middle.

Begin:
A) FAG
B) FAG
C) FAG

[thingy]

you just called yourself a fag 3 times congratulations

Game Over

Next Game

[Commondragon]

you get a blank screen.

A) move
B) sit still
C) get hungry sitting still
D) go to the bathroom

[thingy]

D)

[Arrow]

You leave AN ENORMOUS MUD MONKEY in your turlet. IT IS CLOGGED.

What do you do?

A) Try to pick it out.
B) Try and force it through.
C) Leave it.
D) Cry about it.

[Nightwolf]

C) and walk on..and on..and on ....

[thingy]

you leave the turlet clogged and super bacteria begin to form in it which threaten to destroy all life.

[Doctor Professor Nikolai]

Your playing Maplestory and a noob comes along and says, "HOW I PLAY LYKE AWESOME PWNISH LIKE YOU?" And you tell him to leave, so he hacks you and steals your clothes. Then he says "HA HA! N00B!!! ^.^"

What do you do?

A) Report him
B) Kick his ass in a battle
C) Make him cry my saying his mom is fat

[thingy]

B) then C) then A)

[Doctor Professor Nikolai]

What would you do if Gir was your pet?

A) Be his friend
B) Take him to Crazy Taco and get him a taco and you get a burito and some nachos
C) Get him a milkshake
D) Get him a new dog suit (new color)
E) All of the above 

[thingy]

B)

BUUUUURRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Oni Link]

However, before anyone can go anywhere, the TROJAN MAN jumps out of the bushes, trying to trap you in a giant condom?

Do you,

A)Not really care. The size of your shwantz is bigger than the damned condom anyways.
B)Fight that protective bastard!
C)Pull out your trusty Ocarina and play Saria's Song. Ya know, just for shits and giggles
D)Make things up as you go along.

[Malson]

See, now aren't you all glad I made up the multiple-choice idea?

[Doctor Professor Nikolai]

D, when ur out a gorilla runs up to u and eats u xD

[Chaos of Destruction]

New game.

There are 2 spears. One light and one dark. Which one you choose?

A) Light Spear
B) Dark Spear
C) None
D) The Super Uzi

[Arrow]

D), of course.

[Chaos of Destruction]

You pick up the Super Uzi on the floor. Ten Behemoths appear form all over the side. What shall you do?

A) Kill them
B) Fall of the sides
C) Kill yourself and coem back
D) Do the robot

[Arrow]

D), of course.

[Chaos of Destruction]

You do the robot. The Behemoths come after you. Out of nowhere, Ten spears strikes those Behemoths. Then you are teleported back to your hometown. Then Zombies appear. Will you...

A) Kill them with your Super Uzi
B) Summon Birds to attack your enemies
C) Summon Meteors to kill them
D) Change into Darth Vader

[Arrow]

Guess.

[Chaos of Destruction]

D then.

You change into Darth Vader with a real lightsaber. You go slashing them. Luke comes and challenges you. You defeat him. You changed back to your normal self. Then some dude in a cloak wants to fight you. you do what?

A) Use the Super Uzi
B) Kick him hard in the legs
C) Crack his head
D) Use Bruce Lee's skills to defeat him

[Blizzard]

c) Crack his head.

Many people seeing this assume you a murderer. You will get into jail. What will you do?

a) Give up, justice must be executed.
b) Run away.
c) Kill them all. No witnesses means you won't get into jail.
d) Try to talk yourself out of this.

[Arrow]

Well I am a pretty good speaker...

...When people listen ANYHOW, you manage to talk them into a drinking contest. If you win, you get off scot free.

You lose.

A) Run run run, as fast as you can, they can't catch you- you're a ginger bread man.
B) Shout "TWO OUTTA THREE!" in a very rude fashion.
C) Shout a number of excessively derogatory insults about farm animals.

[Doctor Professor Nikolai]

C)

2, 4, 6, 8! Where is the pie you ate?!