Story RPG

He calls you teh greatest noob on earth.

then, you get banned from all online games and all forums on the planet.

The end

then commondragon gets banned cuz that was a lame response

the guy cries and runs away because he's actually a 7 year old do you

A) go kill some stuff
B) go PK some noobs
C) get some nooby starting quest
D) sell ur account on ebay

E.) Sue you for picking on me when I did nothing to make you be mean.

then commondragon gets banned cuz that was a lame response

the guy cries and runs away because he's actually a 7 year old do you

A) go kill some stuff
B) go PK some noobs
C) get some nooby starting quest
D) sell ur account on ebay

E.) Sue your for picking on commondragon as well as not making at least a slightly dirrfent post

then commondragon gets banned cuz that was a lame response

the guy cries and runs away because he's actually a 7 year old do you

A) go kill some stuff
B) go PK some noobs
C) get some nooby starting quest
D) sell ur account on ebay
E) be a flaming homosexual

NEw game. Thingy please leave me alone.

You have just witnessed a blank screen. Then you realize, your in an RPG and a huge ass keyboard is behind you. You have a jetpack, a bag of chips, and soda. do you

A.) Enter name now
B.) Enter class now
C.) Enter race now
D.) Eat chips
E.) Drink soda
F.) Fly around on jatpack like a  ideot

F) for shits n'giggles

You fly around, smack the back of the giant keyboard/screen thing, and you land right were you were in front...of..it....

A.) Enter name now
B.) enter class now
C.) enter race now
D.) eat chips
E.) get sprayed in face with soda
F.) fly around some more

A) thingy
B) master of universe
C) binary

weel, you decide to screw around, but your jetpack runs out of fuel halfway, and then you are left with the following things

A.) Retardey
B.) F student
C.) pile o' poo

d) all of the above!


 :kefka:

no, thats
A.) your name
B.) yoru class
C.) your race

And now you enter the game, and a guy steps in you. You think that might be your left foot he's trailing into the ground.

wtf? he stepped IN me?? he is trailing my foot into the ground? this game has messed up graphics

New game

Your at a big screen, it's hufe, wth huge buttons. You got the jetpakc again but now you brough fuel. It has huge buttons.

You can
A.) enter name
B.) press buttons
C.) press a random big red button
D.) B & C
E.) fly around like an ideot
F.) drink your spare fuel

F) so I can pee funny colours

You drink the fuel, and then blast off. You hit the keyboard several times. Your are now this:

Zom zoogle ubergizer pie-face poo poo pants the incredibly retarded gnoll

wow I always wanted to be one of those

A) run around in circles
B) run around in circles around a fire
C) run around in your underwear
D) run around naked
[size=0pt]E) be a stupid dragon[/size]

A)
You hit a tree

A tree has hit you for 3042 points of damage.
You lose consciousness.
You are bleeding to death.
LOADING PLEASE WAIT

You appear at your bind point.

Attack nearest newb

Gaurds come to kill you

A) run away!!!!
B) fight them
C) make the guards follow you to people who have low faction with them and have the guards kill you then the other people

A)

You run like a girl and fall into a bed of spikes.

Next

Enter a name with teh following letters in no particular order, however all names have a prefix.

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Name: _oo_