Story RPG

Rules:I'll start of with a story and you add on to it in one post. When a story is done, someone else starts a new one (not in same post as the story the finsh).

Lemme start!


I'm walking down the sidewalk when suddely...

...a man with a goatface jumps out of the alley. He says...

...all your base are belong to us! Then a...

..gigantic dragon flies in from the sky! What do you do? Do you:

(a) Go to the store and buy a sword?
(b) Try to reason with the dragon?
(c) run around crying in panic, realizing you're gonna die?

You pick (A) -

Dragon Waits...

He flies down, ready to battle you. Time to fight! He swoops down to attack you with his claw. Your move?

(a) Stab upward with your sword?
(b) Dodge the claw and keep fighting?
(c) Curl up and hope you don't get hit?

you choose b

But actually end up carrying out C! He becomes disgusted and flies away to eat someone less cowardly.

i knew youd say that

NEW SENTNCE ps(the line aboves not in the story for those of you who keep suspecting)

One day a little boy called Istanbul Constantinople

ps(both capitals of Byzantine)

died because his name was an embarrassment to society. Next story.

A large blob stands in your way, not wanting to cause anyone much harm. Nonetheless, it won't move, and it IS in your way...

What do you do?

(A) Poke it until it moves because it's annoyed
(B) Spit on it to show your extreme distaste for path blocking jellies
(C) Swim through to the other side
(D) Eat the blob
(E) Some action of your own devising

you choose D

And become massively ill! Now, an enormous river of VOMIT has replaced the blob! WHAT SHALL YE DO...ETH?!

(A) Eat it again.
(B) Swim across, you sick fuck you...
(C) Get a "vomit proof" boat and hope you weren't ripped off.
(D) Poke at it, hoping that it'll take care of itself eventually.
(E) ...Yeah, you come up with something.

You (a) eat it again, gaining you 10 HP. Walking along the path, you spot a spider. What do you do?

(a) Eat spider.
(b) Take off your clothes and dance naked for it.
(c) Do nothing.

(b), NAKED FTW!

The spider has a heart attack because you are to sexy for your shirt, let alone anyone else's.

Where do you go from here?!

The Kwik-E-Mart. Apu says "Hello, Mishtur. How can I hep joo?"

(a) Buy a candy.
(b) Buy a penis pump.
(c) Buy Drew Carey.

(C), you buy Drew Carey, a tasty (albeit quite fattening) snack, and devour him quickly.

You gain 500hp but lose all your agility and dexterity.

a) stick your finger down your throat and pike out Drew Carey.
b) live your life as a ball of fat that can't move.
c) get a job at the Kwik-E-Mart.

b. You eventually die from not being able to eat, though your size allows you to last for five years.

Next.

Your trapped in your closet forever. You can:

(a) Eat clothes
(b) Pick your nose
(c) Dance
(d) Eat pie
(e) Knock crazily on the door like an idiot for someone to open the door
(f)  Sing a song
(g) Eat your legs and arms
(h) Bang your head on teh wall
(i)  Chew gum thats been stuck on the wall for years

i

you blow a big bubble and the closet door is pushed open

You then get killed by your parents for eating already-chewed gum. Next.

Your stuck as a lego person. What do you do?

(a) Build a house
(b) Build a car
(c)  Build a city
(d) All of the above

e) tear yourself lego limb from lego limb

Next

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