Gay Marriage Now Compulsory in the U.S.A.

America's judicial overlords at the supreme court have ruled that, for all states in the Union and all people in the world, gay marriage is compulsory. They found that gay marriage was constitutional, and reading the fine print discovered that it was also mandatory. All employers must promote their gay employees to a position above them, and all bus drivers must let people who are gay-married ride for free and offer them the driver's seat. Additionally, all buildings not featuring at least eight of the colo(u)rs of the rainbow will be razed at a date to be confirmed later.

Unless they have a valid excuse such as being an infant or nobody likes them enough to get gay married, all people not gay married before the end of July will be tried for treason. Truly this is a great day for the America and therefore the entire universe.

I hope you all have luck finding your new gay spouses. Deus vuit.

That feel when no BF.

Sure took us long enough

pacman we've known each other for about 4 years now and I really like you and I think you kinda like me so I was wondering if you'd make me the happiest man on earth and move to tennessee and marry me (I will be the girl in the relationship)

i would but going to tennessee is illegal in my country

I guess I'm go iiinn nnnn g to j aailllll

ooohh hh  hn . . . . nnn.n                  .        .      .           ggg.g g........

oh no

(user was sent to jail for his actions)

Wait so we HAVE to marry a same-sex partner?

Does that mean I should start looking at all my favorite lady friends?

My, this is awkward. ..

hey... how you doin' ;o

finally a world where roph and I won't be persecuted for touching each other in the dark

I mean if I had to choose someone it might as well be him so

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hey... how you doin' ;o

Everyone knows that Aco and yuyu da best >B)))

second to Halo, who is da best, and his chosen partner that is da best by default of being with da best (halo)

I claim Flame then

I claim Flame then

Isn't that the point? *ba dum bum*