Bed Bugs

I've been cursed

i got thems when i was at job corp
we had to sleep in a closet for a week

I'm washing everything in hot water and drying on max temperature a getting a bed encasement to keep them out and lock them in. I also vacuumed a bunch of them up.

This is not a war I intend on losing.

Best of luck, I hear these things are hell to get rid of.

EDIT: If they're anything like scabies, adding some flea dip to your laundry helps to kill the larvae and eggs. It might be worth trying.

http://www.amazon.com/Diatomaceous-Earth-Food-Grade-10/dp/B00025H2PY

This stuff will dry out their exoskeletons when they pass through it and cause them to die off. It has to be food grade, freshwater uncalcinated powder. If your bed isn't on a frame, get one. If it is, move it away from the wall, surround each post touching the floor with it, and put a good amount along the lining of the frame. You're probably better off getting rid of your sheeting all together and getting new ones.

http://www.amazon.com/Diatomaceous-Earth-Food-Grade-10/dp/B00025H2PY

This stuff will dry out their exoskeletons when they pass through it and cause them to die off. It has to be food grade, freshwater uncalcinated powder. If your bed isn't on a frame, get one. If it is, move it away from the wall, surround each post touching the floor with it, and put a good amount along the lining of the frame. You're probably better off getting rid of your sheeting all together and getting new ones.

We actually have some of this and I'm going to try it if washing, cleaning and encasing doesn't do the trick.

OH GOD

OH GOD

KILL IT WITH FIRE

how does this even happen
what if I have bed bugs


OH GOD WHAT IF I HAVE BED BUGS AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW IT

The sight of Billy Mays grimly reminds me that there is no more Billy Mays

No bed bugs tonight friends

they're back

what the fuck

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

KILL THEM WITH FIRE !!

1. Take bed outside
2. Burn it
3. Go to mattress store
4. Buy new mattress

The mattress and box springs are encased now. There shouldn't be anywhere for them to hide.

they're gone again (I washed my sheets)

but a spider jumped on me last night!

did it crawl out of pacman's butt

idk either that or it was a common hyperdimensional spider

turns out my butt is an inter-dimensional portal

got diatonic earth got pentatonic earth got all the mothafuckin earths deployed nigga u can run and u can hide but you bout to get ya ass TORE DA FUCK UP

the bed bugs have not returned since putting mattress protectors over my mattress and boxsprings and since spreading the diatomaceous earth around

victory

hail satan