Zrffntr gb gur Yblny

Gb nyy gubfr jub unir qrpvcurerq zl chmmyr. Lbh ner abj cneg bs na ryvgr sbepr qrfvtarq gb gnxr EZEX onpx gb jurer vg evtugyl orybatf.

Jrne gur onqtr bs cevqr va lbhe fvtangher.
"V jvyy arire snyy, sbe V nz bs Pnrfne'f pubfra."

Tb zl puvyqera naq or tybevbhf.

Not really, no.

Star Trek Rap:
Border.
These be Frontier. Diese the final the trips of the trips of the star-hip, Countermen. Seeing Professionalism: to explore strange, new life and new worlds, to go khan, before where no man went.

Area, that star-hip, countermen. There is Professionalism: to explore strange, new worlds, to find new worlds, to find new worlds, to find new life and new life and new civilizations, to find new civilizations, to go khan, before where no man went.

V jvyy arire snyy, sbe V nz bs ANZXPBE'f pubfra.

Stellar first post.

I give. What's going on?

I can't make heads or tails of it either. 

I think it's code.

Spoiler for:

Most likely not.

Sbyybj zr gb gur tnl ongu ubhfr.

The first paragraph in bad translator yielded these results:

GB gubfr chmmyr Zl qrpvcurerq connection Anette is NYY. Qrfvtarq onpx sbepr Ryvgr EZEX gnxr csheaves orybatf evtugyl BS on pneumatic than GB cz VD political scientist Josef."

I think I'm onto something.

Sbyybj zr gb gur tnl ongu ubhfr.

Gung fbhaqf yvxr n cyrnfnag riravat, qrne tvey.

Sbyybj zr gb gur tnl ongu ubhfr.

Gung fbhaqf yvxr n cyrnfnag riravat, qrne tvey.

Bu zhee ;b

Guvf vf sha! V ibgr jr ubyq n frperg sheel zrrgvat va guvf fcrpvny pbqr, zjnunun!

ok so as far as I can sleuth this is some sort of false translation of a fortune/word vomit program

Sbyybj zr gb gur tnl ongu ubhfr.

Gung fbhaqf yvxr n cyrnfnag riravat, qrne tvey.

Bu zhee ;b

Guvf vf sha! V ibgr jr ubyq n frperg sheel zrrgvat va guvf fcrpvny pbqr, zjnunun!

Lrf, YRG GUR BEQRE BS GUR SHEEVRF PBZR GB BEQREE.

Bhe svefg znggre gb qvfphff, gur zvfhfntr bs gur grez 'zhee' nf na nqwrpgvir pbzcyrgryl haeryngrq gb lvss.  Tenpvr, Mlybf, lbhe gubhtugf?

Lrf, YRG GUR BEQRE BS GUR SHEEVRF PBZR GB BEQREE.

Bhe svefg znggre gb qvfphff, gur zvfhfntr bs gur grez 'zhee' nf na nqwrpgvir pbzcyrgryl haeryngrq gb lvss.  Tenpvr, Mlybf, lbhe gubhtugf?

Crefbanyyl, V srry gung creuncf gur jbeq zhee fubhyq or erfreirq sbe grezf bs wbxvat nebhfny, va beqre gb guebj bss gubfr qnzarq qvegl abg-sheel sernxf.

V nyfb ibgr jr or jnel bs abg-sheel fcvrf. GURL PBHYQ OR NAL JURER.

Crefbanyyl, V srry gung creuncf gur jbeq zhee fubhyq or erfreirq sbe grezf bs wbxvat nebhfny, va beqre gb guebj bss gubfr qnzarq qvegl abg-sheel sernxf.

V nyfb ibgr jr or jnel bs abg-sheel fcvrf. GURL PBHYQ OR NAL JURER.

Nalbar jub xabjf guvf pbqr vf rssrpgviryl n sheel va nyy ohg gurve vqragvgl rkcerffvba.

Nqqvgvbanyyl, V fhccbeg gur hfr bs gur grez 'zhee' nf wbxvat nebhfny, ohg jr zhfg perngr n arj grez sbe gehr nebhfny.

Vqrnf?

bx nsgre nobhg na ubhe bs frnepuvat V svanyyl svtherq bhg lbhe frpergf

bx nsgre nobhg na ubhe bs frnepuvat V svanyyl svtherq bhg lbhe frpergf

ner lbh n sheel
vs abg lbh ner abj

ab, V whfg qvq fbzr pebff ersrerapvat ba inevbhf jbeqf naq raqrq hc svaqvat gur bevtva bs nyy guvf

lrnu ohg vs lbh ernq guvf lbh ner abj bssvpvnyyl n sheel, ab gnxrfvrf onpxfvrf

lrnu ovgpu lbh'er n sheel abj

bu bx ._.

Haearn, a ddefnyddir yn eang mewn gwartheg, ar gyfer tystiolaeth y rhai sydd, heb fod yn pos, daro y daith - sarhad, yr oedd hynny, mae'n audasiti, mae'n poen naturiol dros yr hyn mae'n ei wneud yw y byddwn yn dod i ben.

Sigh.

I'm lost.

Acolyte still doesn't get it.

Acolyte still doesn't get it.

V xabj vg'f n pvcure. V whfg gubhtug vg jbhyq or shaal gb guebj va fbzr jryfu orpnhfr vg ybbxf fvzvyne. Vg'f abg rira n pbzcyvpngrq plcure. V qba'g trg jul vg'f n ovt qrny.
Nyfb V'z pbaivaprq Pnrfne vf Nafxv.

C mjo'l sbnz boilscou lj bmm lj lscd pjonzedblcjo.

Mouo'e map vat xoyaxo df.   
 1. Haiiap fmde idzb - http://translate.google.com/
 2. Gtf df az Ozqidem -> Egrzdem 
 3. Hrii atf ah vatu lox. 
 4. Egdf az r hdem. 
 5. Yuv dz yiaeof.  Rzx fmrf'e map vat ftuz ~ mtkz -> this

Ev oui naymmo fyhd du drnuf baubma uvv, ica ym prat.

Z yn y gtaatvks tg mb mkftd.
Ouyo xtbdlx ott nbju azhk Ya Pukl gts nm azhzdr.

Ysk mtb tdk tg oukn? >=(

Sa, yh Ym-Prat? Hajan! Muug yd so baynmo freda lusbmaqeuh. Ruf luimt E ajan pa uha uv druca elgo tacand baubma?

G znn lqml ote. G'w ztaas.

Guvf vf abg jryfu lbh cvrprf bs fuvg, fgbc cergraqvat gung bhe xvat'f gbathr vf lbhe ehqql qvfthfgvat fjvyy bs n ynathntr.  V org lbh qba'g rira fcrnx Jryfu.

V xabj vg'f n pvcure. V whfg gubhtug vg jbhyq or shaal gb guebj va fbzr jryfu orpnhfr vg ybbxf fvzvyne. Vg'f abg rira n pbzcyvpngrq plcure. V qba'g trg jul vg'f n ovt qrny.
Nyfb V'z pbaivaprq Pnrfne vf Nafxv.

Ybbx ng guvf "ceb" bire urer.  V qba'g trg jul vg'f n ovt qrny!  Vg'f abg rira n uneq bar!  Trg bire lbhe znffvir vasyngrq vagryyrpg, Fureybpx Ubhfrjvsr.  >:C

lbh ner nyy yvgrenyyl greevoyr.

v'z fgnegvat n fcnpr pyho sbe sheevrf bayl.

Rxxq.

Guvf vf abg jryfu lbh cvrprf bs fuvg, fgbc cergraqvat gung bhe xvat'f gbathr vf lbhe ehqql qvfthfgvat fjvyy bs n ynathntr.  V org lbh qba'g rira fcrnx Jryfu.

V xabj vg'f n pvcure. V whfg gubhtug vg jbhyq or shaal gb guebj va fbzr jryfu orpnhfr vg ybbxf fvzvyne. Vg'f abg rira n pbzcyvpngrq plcure. V qba'g trg jul vg'f n ovt qrny.
Nyfb V'z pbaivaprq Pnrfne vf Nafxv.

Ybbx ng guvf "ceb" bire urer.  V qba'g trg jul vg'f n ovt qrny!  Vg'f abg rira n uneq bar!  Trg bire lbhe znffvir vasyngrq vagryyrpg, Fureybpx Ubhfrjvsr.  >:C

 lbh znq oeb

V guvax fur'f znq.

Bxnl, fb fvapr V'z xvaqn pngpuvat hc urer(yhpxl sbe zr v unir n tvsg jvgu cnggreaf) V FNL NUN! V UNIR PENPXRQ GUR PVCURE! Lnl zr naq fghss.

Naq ab, vg'f abg uneq, Npb, ohg abg nyy bs hf ner yvggyr zvff fznegl cnagfrf. *ENFCOREEL* 

tbbq ba lbh vs lbh qrpvcurerq gur pvcure (yby) ol rknzvangvba, V gebyyrq gur vagrearg sbe na ubhe ybbxvat sbe gur fbyhgvba

V guvax fur'f znq.

Bxnl, fb fvapr V'z xvaqn pngpuvat hc urer(yhpxl sbe zr v unir n tvsg jvgu cnggreaf) V FNL NUN! V UNIR PENPXRQ GUR PVCURE! Lnl zr naq fghss.

Naq ab, vg'f abg uneq, Npb, ohg abg nyy bs hf ner yvggyr zvff fznegl cnagfrf. *ENFCOREEL* 

GUNG ZRNAF LBH'ER N SHEEL ABJ.

Sigh.

I'm lost.

You ain't the only one o0

Acolyte still doesn't get it.

She's doing better than me lol

tbbq ba lbh vs lbh qrpvcurerq gur pvcure (yby) ol rknzvangvba, V gebyyrq gur vagrearg sbe na ubhe ybbxvat sbe gur fbyhgvba

V npghnyyl svtherq vg bhg sebz lbhe "bu bx" yvar orpnhfr vg bayl znqr frafr jvgu gubfr jbeqf. Sebz gurer vg jnf whfg pbasvezvat gung nyy gur yrggref jrer whfg fuvsgrq guvegrra bire. RIRELBAR YBBX NG UBJ FZNEG V NZ V PNA'G RIRA PBAGNVA NYY GUVF OENVA.


(V guvax gur bayl ernfba V cvpxrq vg hc ba zl bja jnf orpnhfr V'ir orra cynlvat fb zhpu ynlgba, yby.)

Gung'f cerggl bofreinag :b

BBBB, V SBHAQ N JRO CNTR GUNG ZNXRF GUVF FB ZHPU RNFVRE. V GUVAX GFJVGPU QVQ, GBB.

GUNG ZRNAF LBH'ER N SHEEL ABJ.

GUNG'F PBBY JVGU ZR.

 Vs lbhe shefban vf n oveq, vf vg fgvyy n shefban?

UZZ. V FNL LRF, ORPNHFR VG'F UNEQ GB FNL "SRNGUREFBAN" NAQ VG FBHAQF YVXR FBZRCYNPR OVEQF TB SBE FGRNZ GURENCL.

Vs lbhe shefban vf n oveq, vf vg fgvyy n shefban?

Trarenyyl, lrf.

V QVQA'G XABJ NIRF JRER NYYBJRQ. V GUBHTUG VG JNF ZNZZNYF BAYL! FUBJF LBH UBJ ZHPU V XABJ...   

Lbh pbhyq or n ercgvyr be n oveq be jungrire, vg qbrfa'g znggre.

I tried to hold off on posting here for so long, but

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE ?!?!!?!?!?!?

martians

all of you

!!!!!!

VCPF JU FCJU J QAYF TNTY




(At least I think I did that right .-.)

ORUBYQ BHE BAR GEHR ZNFGRE, FNGNA

GUR YBEQ BS SYVRF JVYY BIREEHYR NYY

VS LBH ERNQ GUVF LBH UNIR FBYQ LBHE FBHY GB GUR CEVAPR BS QNEXARFF

MLTTL

C'a ncxl dcvr vrwv.

You did not.

I tried to hold off on posting here for so long, but

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE ?!?!!?!?!?!?

martians

all of you

!!!!!!

I'm not alone! Hooray!

NUN! V unir qvfpbirerq lbhe znegvna pbqr!

Ohg V funyy arire wbva lbhe orfgvnyvgl enaxf.

NJJJ. V GUBHTUG LBH'Q ZNXR N TBBQ FDHVEERY BE GUR YVXR... ABG GUNG V'Z FNLVAT LBH'ER FDHVEERYYL.

Ohg V yvxr abg orvat sheel naq hfvat n gbvyrg vafgrnq bs crrvat ba gur tebhaq D:<

 

NUN! V unir qvfpbirerq lbhe znegvna pbqr!

Ohg V funyy arire wbva lbhe orfgvnyvgl enaxf.

Lbh ner zrna naq ehqr naq znxvat bhgentrbhf nffhzcgvbaf nobhg hf.  Jr'er sheevrf, abg oebavrf.

Gung fnvq, vg'f nyernql gbb yngr sbe lbh.  Lbh xabj ubj gb fcrnx sheel, naq abj lbh ner bar bs hf.  Fybjyl, lbhe genafshezngvba jvyy birepbzr lbh, naq jura vg vf pbzcyrgr, lbh jba'g or noyr gb vzntvar yvsr nf n abezny crefba nalzber.

Lbh jba'g rira pner.

N bcqo

N bcqo

Nice try.

NUN! V unir qvfpbirerq lbhe znegvna pbqr!

Ohg V funyy arire wbva lbhe orfgvnyvgl enaxf.

Lbh ner zrna naq ehqr naq znxvat bhgentrbhf nffhzcgvbaf nobhg hf.  Jr'er sheevrf, abg oebavrf.

Gung fnvq, vg'f nyernql gbb yngr sbe lbh.  Lbh xabj ubj gb fcrnx sheel, naq abj lbh ner bar bs hf.  Fybjyl, lbhe genafshezngvba jvyy birepbzr lbh, naq jura vg vf pbzcyrgr, lbh jba'g or noyr gb vzntvar yvsr nf n abezny crefba nalzber.

Lbh jba'g rira pner.

X wlft fa n ohzd. Ird ohzd xu uxgesd, sdnc neesxdc cxzdoisj if ird afzdrdnc, ncgxlxuidzdc txir n bhl.
Mtn lnkzyq J lnn mtn ktdyenl J'i mdwjye mtn kocn. Ezzqxrn.

Worthless.

HEAD ON

apply directly to the forehead

HEAD ON

apply directly to the forehead

HEAD ON

apply directly to the forehead



I'm cured now. See? Speaking english!

Abcr, nyy sheevrf ner ng gur irel yrnfg ovyvathny.

Whfg erynk, gur genafshezngvba jvyy or bire fbba.

It makes me sad that Head On is actually just paraffin. All my dreams of a topical headache cure are for naught.

But the furries at school were creepy .-.

you guys are good furries, though *pets*

It makes me sad that Head On is actually just paraffin. All my dreams of a topical headache cure are for naught.

Does that stuff even help to ease the pain of a headache? o.o I don't know anything about the product, just the annoying commercials.

No, it's all just wax with maybe a few vitamins or something. Any sort of headache relief is just placebo effect.

OHYYFUVG

NCCYL QVERPGYL GB GUR SBERURNQ

OHYYFUVG

NCCYL QVERPGYL GB GUR SBERURNQ

OHYYFUVG

NCCYL QVERPGYL GB GUR SBERURNQ

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what the fuck is this nonsense

I fear I may have entered into some Lovecraftian Parallel Universe.

Shhh! They will hear you....
ULP-
*is grabbed by a tentacle*

Only grabbed? CONSPIRACY, SMOKESCREEN, FALSE FLAG, HE'S WITH THEM

They're all trying to get you, Arrow.
AGH! HELP! It's got me!
Let him die so he can't kill you.

XQVLRVJEMMLYAPFP

zzyzx Xyzzy XEROX

hjn bbh bnb  bnb  bn

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