Where is the 2 pound burrito?

I have seen a good many times on this site and i have wondered where is the 2-pound burrito? Has anyone else wondered where is this 2-pound burrito they talk about in the top-right corner of the page.

In the shadows

I am the one who put that there, but it's about 3 or 4 years old. If you still want it, I can give it to you.

I aaaaaaatttttteeeeeee

iiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt

also I thought Halo preferred Tacos

I don't know what you're talking about, burritos are best !!

But, no really, tacos are master race of mexican food.

...I'm suddenly craving a freebirds burrito...

>Not fajitas or the superior chalupa/muchaco.

Or even flautas, or enchiladas.

But, no really, tacos are master race of mexican food.

---really not. 

>Not fajitas or the superior chalupa/muchaco.

Or even flautas, or enchiladas.

nor either--- 

ahhahahah both of you, need come to Mexico and eat the really mexican food.

or TACOS DE PERRO.

Spoiler for:

in Mexico nobody eats burritos and yes indeed is mexican food.

but... i only eat burritos in Stripes, when i go to USA xD

See ya' later 

The only food that was superior in Mexico when I stayed there was the pico de gallo.
Everything else is better in Texas

Also why don't you guys have yellow cheese

Texas really is great when it comes to  mexican food...and im good without eating dog.

My girlfriend is mexican and makes awesome food so I'm happy as I am.

Never post pictures of dead animals like that again. 




Also, pollo loco es muy bueno.

Never post pictures of dead animals like that again. 

Acolyte stole the words from my mouth.

I'm officially disgusted. This ain't the Sewers *yet*.

EDIT: Thanks Malson <3

In his defense, you kinda have to assume it when he says Dog Tacos.

This ain't the Sewers

'EY!  Enough posting here, get to finishing that judging

I already judged your game

Psh I already know I lost lol.  I'm curious to see who wins XD

All I was a picture of a kitten?

It was a picture of dead dogs sliced open

Thats vomit inducing. I made the mistake of googling it.

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