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You tell a girl not to wear make up

Done, she was flattered

I don't mean that in the sense that she'll get upset. But that she'll keep wearing it anyways.

Blast it off with a fire hose if she does.

Blast it off with a fire hose if she does.

apparently, since it's the cheap stuff that rubs off easily, you could probably achieve the same result with one of those 50 cent squirt guns...

My girlfriend thinks she's a photographer now and takes pictures of me whenever I least expect it.

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sounds like she's going to leave you for another woman to experience her full artistic soul progression

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This is awesome. It's like one of those juxtaposed images where the background is a memory from when you were younger.

I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS ARABIC

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GOOD TIMES

You guys are so nice.

What made you jump to this conclusion??'??'??

How did I jump to this conclusion?

Blast it off with a fire hose if she does.

I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS ARABIC

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GOOD TIMES

I didn't even notice he was Arabic, but now I have an idea for a song cover.

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WE'RE BURNING DOWN THE NEW YORK SKYYYYLIIIIIINE WITH THE
PASSENGERS ON THE PLANE
YOU WORE A TURBAN WHEN YOU
WERE YOOOOOOUNG

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WE'RE BURNING DOWN THE NEW YORK SKYYYYLIIIIIINE WITH THE
PASSENGERS ON THE PLANE
YOU WORE A TURBAN WHEN YOU
WERE YOOOOOOUNG

OH MY GOD DO IT
DO IT
DO
IT
NOW

HE DIDNT LOOK A THING LIKE JEEEEESUS
EXCEPT HE KINDA DID
CAUSE JESUS WAS ARABIIIC
WHEN YOU
WERE YOOOOOOOUNG

:'D

Sword you should model. You're really, really, ridiculously good looking.

:'D

Sword you should model. You're really, really, ridiculously good looking.

HE DIDNT LOOK A THING LIKE JEEEEESUS
EXCEPT HE KINDA DID
CAUSE JESUS WAS ARABIIIC
WHEN YOU
WERE YOOOOOOOUNG

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You sit there in your fly plane
Waiting on some arabic boy to
to tell you when to end days
you pray to allah
watch it now
here it comes

HE DOESN'T LOOK A THING LIKE JESUS
BUT HE GIVES ALL THE VIRGINS TO YOU
LIKE YOU WERE PROMISED WHEN YOU
WERE YOUNG

can we fly this boeing, I don't know
Higher now than ever before
I know we can make it since we run this show
DA DURKA ACKBAR
DURKA DUR
AH JIHAD

WE'RE BURNING THROUGH THE NEW YORK SKYLINE
WITH THE PASSENGERS ON A PLANE
YOU WORE A TURBAN WHEN YOU
WERE YOUNG

WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG

and sometimes you close your eyes
and see the place that you used to live
when you
were young

They say the virgin pussy it ain't so sweet
you don't have to eat right now
but you can stick it in
every once in a little while

You sit there in your fly plane
Waiting on some arabic boy to
to tell you when to end days
you pray to allah
watch it now
here it comes

HE DOESN'T LOOK A THING LIKE JESUS
BUT HE GIVES ALL THE VIRGINS TO YOU
LIKE YOU WERE PROMISED WHEN YOU
WERE YOUNG

I SAID HE DOESN'T LOOK A THING LIKE JESUS
HE DOESN'T LOOK A THING LIKE JESUS

But more than you'll ever know.

:'D

Sword you should model. You're really, really, ridiculously good looking.

I've done modeling gigs twice before. Both for hair ;o

Also Nam I already told you this in irc but 10/10 post, would read again.

DA DURKA ACKBAR
DURKA DUR
AH JIHAD

It was around here that I burst into laughter.

Um.... i'm kinda newish here so i figured since i posted pics in other forums i might as well here ://... here i go <.> (also these are a year or two old my camera broke last jan.)
got a haircut took a picture

mah angry face which leads to a kicking

and because i'm crazy and love halloween

girl on the internet mode activated on forum

incoming posts of 'you are pretty please marry me' in three...

two...

one..

You are pretty, please marry me.

You are pretty, please marry me.

You are pretty, please marry me.

You are pretty, please marry me.

You are pretty, please marry me.

You are pretty, please marry me.

You are pretty, please marry me.