<"nn- = [Arlen's Raiding Caravan!]

"A group of thugs appears!"



Thug Leader : "Give us thy magical leopluradon or face our wrath."

What will you do?
>Fight
>Bribe
>Give
>Run
>Else?

CHALLENGER USED SELF DESTRUCT
THUG 1 HAS FAINTED
THUG 2 HAS FAINTED
THUG LEADER HAS FAINTED

Thug 3: "Choke on lead!"



The Caravan takes 20 Damage!

Gasp! You thugs have damaged the caravan!

STOP RIGHT THIS INSTANT! >;;;;O

*Straps a holy bomb on his chest and ch- oh wait, wrong kind of "paladin"*

KA-ME-H - No...bah, fuck it.

*Swings his overly large sword at Thug 3!*

Thug 1 recovered from Faint.



Thug 1: "Eat knives!"
The Caravan takes 15 Damage!

Your caravan is always welcome in my kingdom, Arlen.

The thugs must have been sent by the evil tyrant Nightwolf!

Thug leader spills Arlen's Wine.

* arlen goes on a killing rampage, slaughtering all the thugs and accidentally punching BOE in the face.

My lord calm down, your wine is right here

We should continue, before someone discovers this battlefield.

I agree. Let us move on, then, to the land of music!

THE MAGICKAL LEOPLEURODON HAS SHOWN US THE WAY!!!!

Arlen's Caravan has traversed into new, better lands: The Auditorium.

Oh god I hear Nazi's coming our way ;o;

No you don't. That's just Pentagram playing in the background.



Actually, come to think of it, I can't hear anything but music everywhere.

Shouldn't you be posting art or something.

I was... then I got picked up on this caravan while I was taking a short hike through the auditorium. So, I'm here until we make it back somewhere around the Resources.

Oh, and I happen to have some rations, since I WAS hiking.

Spoiler for:

100 Gallons of 'refreshments'...

Spoiler for:

300 LBS of beef

Spoiler for:

A fully loaded multi barrel rocket launcher

Spoiler for:

And a single spare rocket. Use sparingly.

Hey, I didn't know what to expect on my hike.

Will you people be quiet? We're trying to rehearse in here.

AND THE ROCKETS RED GLARE
THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIIIIIIIIR

Cue Airhorns

Pianists move upstage.

Arlen. Where did you come up with that name? Was it from the radio car commercials? Cause Arlen is the man according to them. You've most likely heard them if you were at some point anywhere near central PA and had the radio on.

Has anyone seen my oboe? I can't find it

Arlen. Where did you come up with that name? Was it from the radio car commercials? Cause Arlen is the man according to them. You've most likely heard them if you were at some point anywhere near central PA and had the radio on.

R Y A N L E B E R
A Y R N L E B E R
A R Y N L E B E R
A R L N Y E B E R
A R L E Y N B E R
A R L E N Y B E R
A R L E N R B E Y
A R L E N R E Y B

Arlenreyb
Arlen
Arl

i like my reason better 

Has anyone seen my oboe? I can't find it

I think I shoved it in your box.

He's off  he's flying as he guns his car around the track
he's jammin' down the pedal he's never coming back
adventures coming just up aheaaaaaaad

go speed racer
go speed racer
go speed racer go-o





i cant get this song out of my head >:C

I woke up from my really nap from some really loud mu-

WHERE THE HELL ARE WE

Last time I was awake we were in animefan land.

ALRIGHT! This is your second warning. I told you people to be quiet. We're trying to rehearse an orchestral arrangement of "Louie Louie".

AND GET THAT OX OFF THE STAGE