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Oop, sorry ._.

*ox rushs through string section

:|

Halo... uh... I'm so, so sorry about your violins. And the cellos, and the basses, and everything else the ox destroyed.

*ox breaks the timpani drums

>:|

It's a challenged ox

We meet again, caravan. The ox you traded me died the first day I got him. This made me very 

Oh jeez, let's get the hell out of here before Halo skewers us with his Oboe.

But let's have a cup of coffee first.



You've traveled very far from home......

Do you remember how your journey began with your
persecution in the Knightwolf Kingdom? And before you
knew it you had a challenger to your caravan. It was
KitKatKan, the worst poster in your neighborhood, who
challenged you to a race that night.

On your way, you have walked, thought and fought.
Yet through all this, you have never lost your courage.
You have grown steadily stronger, though you have
experienced the pain of battle many times.

You are no longer alone in your adventure, Dr. Sword who is
steadfast, kind and even pretty, is always at your side.
Boe is with you as well. Though he is timid, he came from
a distant land to help you. Arlen, as you certainly
know by now, you are not a regular young man... You have
an awesome destiny to fulfill.

The journey from this point will be long, and it will be more
difficult than anything you have undergone to this point. Yet, I
know you will be all right. When good battles evil, which side do
you believe wins? Do you have faith that good is triumphant?

One thing you must never lose is courage. If you believe in the
goal you are striving for, you will be courageous. There are many
difficult times ahead, but you must keep your sense of humor,
work through the tough situations and enjoy yourself.

When you have finished this cup of coffee, your adventure will
begin again. Next you must pass though a vast desert and
proceed to the next section, Forum Games.

       Arlen...
          Dr. Sword...
             Boe...

    I wish you luck...

Hey, don't change the subject, I want my pack brahmin back.

You shut the hell up. 
How dare you undermine mine incredibly awesome EarthBound reference. 

Get the fuck out of my Caravan. 

I'm a business man first, and an overminer second.

ALL SALES ARE FINAL. IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU BOUGHT A DYING OX. YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER. 

Goo ball what happened? Did you drop a load in a ditch?

__ the ___ ___ ___ car ___ in ___.

Life is like a game in these parts, nothing makes sense

Do you remember how your journey began with your
persecution in the Knightwolf Kingdom? And before you
knew it you had a challenger to your caravan. It was
KitKatKan, the worst poster in your neighborhood, who
challenged you to a race that night.

i'm the worst poster?

and you challenged me...

and you forgot the part where i won =O

That's not how I remember it. I made the first caravan thread, and then you made one. That sounds like a challenge to me.


And if you won, then where exactly is the KitKatKanKingdom? Nowhere, that's where.

It died 

yesterday though, that's soon enough 

Knightwolve Kingdom or Starfire Kingdom

We should buy more Ox. I think we're walking too slow. 

Nothing was mentioned of the valiant Paladin who helped the Caravan get through several of the various dangerous lands... ;[

The EarthBound monologue only makes reference to 3 people, and I chose BOE, Sword, and I.


You can be Poo. He shows up later in EarthBound and he's, like, the strongest character.

But he's not mentioned in that monologue.


edit: Fine, we'll trade some of those missiles for more Oxen. Steam-powered oxen, so we don't need to feed them.

___ ______ and _____ went _______ in a large _____.

Gives /\ a valve with a significant number on it.

*Dr_Sword has dysentery!
*Dr_Sword is incapacitated until friday!

okay well these lands are pretty boring oh wait it's forum games of course it's boring

*random bandit steals the caravan wheels and puts the caravan up on blocks*

* arlen arlen grinds down the blocks into new wheels with his teeth 

*removes cement wheels and upgrades caravan to hover-van

Has anyone seen my oboe? I can't find it

The oMe?

I'm sorry, I can't travel with you any longer.
Zylos has supplied me with 5 ZPM's. I had lost my grand Space craft at the bottom of the ocean when she ran out of power. Now that I have 5 ZPM's She'll be able to fly again, and I'll leave this planet.
Don't worry, If you truly need my help, I can bombard your enemies from space. It may take me awhile to get back to earth, depending on where I am at the moment.
My Ancient warp drive is fast, but not instant.

Far thee well.

 - BOE captain of the SS Lucy