I know the next poster personally..

Zylos · February 10, 2009, 06:45:40 PM

Do I see some KFC dere? You had bettah give me some o' dat or I'll put uh bullet in yo' head. And don' forget da watermellon dis here tyme! Yo, yo, man, the next poster iz lame cuz he takes everything way too deep an' makes what should be uh simple sentence into uh incomprehensible paragraph. Peep this shit, yo!

Zeichwolf · February 10, 2009, 07:00:31 PM

What is a sentence but a mixture of abstract ideas and symbols put together into a comprehensive whole? We simply use it to bring our thoughts into a more visible and coherent form, so that all may know it and see it. Even in those nonsensical and slurred stereotypical speeches, those words still have their own meaning, a mixture of letters and symbols that have some defined, though clearly crude, ideas within.

The next poster, by means of my prediction of the future and my knowledge of events yet to come, even with the myriad of innumberable possibilities and opportunities, will be almost completely silent aside from what is needed to be said.

Knight Rider · February 10, 2009, 07:06:34 PM

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Next poster always talk in a way that does not make sense at all.

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Zeichwolf · February 10, 2009, 07:09:06 PM

Sensical totally butterfly I cheese am right night rhymes...

Guy next Yoda-speak! Party!

Zylos · February 10, 2009, 07:15:40 PM

Is mine that ice cream is! Mine I said! Mine mine! I help you not!

Post while masturbating, the next poster will.

tSwitch · February 10, 2009, 07:19:56 PM

the next poster speaks only spanish.

what?
did you expect me to type something weird here?
idk about you guys but I dont narrate my own masturbation.

Knight Rider · February 10, 2009, 07:26:44 PM

Bueno no se si me entienda lo que yo estoy diciendo pero me gusta comer tacos. Que rico!

EL siguiente posteador le gusta hablar de comida.

Karo Rushe · February 10, 2009, 08:01:39 PM

Broccoli is the enemy of the world D:

:x Don't we just wish to eat Donuts? 'cause I like thenm, the other day I ate a Choco-etc,etc.

The Next poster will post with sarcasms at the end.

Irock · February 10, 2009, 08:09:41 PM

The next poster will type the first line of text with his eyes closed, using his entire fist.

I think Obama will make a great president.

Zeichwolf · February 10, 2009, 08:20:18 PM

it[ss hsrd bto e4r5ri9trev likrfrf thyids.;

The next poster will set Zylos's tail ablaze, and I've washed my hands of the matter. =)

Kathryn · February 11, 2009, 02:27:19 AM

AHAHA! AHAHA! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WORKED! I THOUGHT IT WOULD JUST SORT OF POOF OUT OF EXISTENCE, AND IT DID! SO WEIRD! because yes, normally when you light something on fire it burns and then just sort of stays charred, but in this case it just sort of collapsed out of existence -_o;;

The next poster cannot type.

Revo · February 11, 2009, 02:44:46 AM

Kathryn · February 11, 2009, 08:59:02 PM

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...Goddammit where is it...

wait...

ROPH. GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE THIS INSTANT

In the meantime, while we're waiting for roph to get his ass down here, The next poster suffers from the delusion he is roph.

Zylos · February 12, 2009, 05:07:09 AM

Skanker

Also, will the next poster please donate some money for a new computer for me, since you're obviously rolling in loads of money from your wealthy uncle's inheritance? ._.

:) · February 12, 2009, 05:17:46 AM

my uncles aren't rich.

the next poster was once in my pants

Nightwolf · February 12, 2009, 09:40:13 AM

It was dark and creepy and suddenly, the lights flashed and I saw white water coming down my path and ran for it.

Well, enough for "I was in Noumes pants" camp stories, the next poster wants to have sex with a bean.

modern algebra · February 12, 2009, 03:36:30 PM

Oh Kidney of my kidney,
intoxicating shape and colour so magnificent.
How I so long that you taste my sweet juices,
as I have so often tasted yours.

I know the next poster personally, and that poster is really bad at hiding the fact that he/she is a pedophile.

Knight Rider · February 13, 2009, 03:51:11 AM

That's my girlfriend. She's 5... I mean 15.. NO I meant 25. Yes that's right 25.

Next poster is a redneck.

P.S. I found this while I was searching a pic of the girl. I found it funny:

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Irock · February 14, 2009, 05:57:32 AM

I watch nascar on my TV outside while sitting on my sofa outside while next to my trailer outside while drinking beer outside while complaining about niggers not working even though I'm just as lazy as them.

The next poster is bad at keeping their feelings inside, and has a big crush on someone on this page.

firerain · February 14, 2009, 06:01:44 AM

edit: damnit sword why did you delete your post, nigger

Nightwolf · February 15, 2009, 04:33:10 PM

ALRIGHT I ADMIT IT DAMNIT

KITKAT, ZYLOS, MA...

screw you all

* Agent runs away with Firerain

The next guy likes to look at pictures of baby rats..
;-;

Jonesy · February 16, 2009, 02:59:07 AM

Note: The following is said in between mouthfuls of Drool.

I know the next poster personally because he always describes expanding cubics. ^^

lemonpie · October 02, 2010, 12:03:35 PM

yes, well (it starts off as a cubic millimetre) the person (then it grows to a cubic inch) below me (then suddenly, before you know it, it's five cubic centimetres!) think's that (so I watch it, until it slowly becomes a cubic foot) I am (and oh boy, I can't wait 'til I'm staring at a cubic yard, right there in front of me) I am (but it's the cubic mile stage that really get's me-waaay too big) really great.