I know the next poster personally..

I got this game off of another forum I'm on. x3

To play this game, you simply have to make up a rule for the following poster using the phrase "I know the next poster personally, and etc. etc."

Some examples:

Poster 1 - I know the next poster personally, and they always post in rhyme.

Poster 2 - I know the next poster personally, they make sentences with words of three.

Poster 3 - Know next poster. They type backwards.

So I'll go first.

I know the next poster personally, and they're stuck in a cage with a hungry lion.

OH goodness, it's ever so frightening in here... o_o

But even while I try my best to stave off this lion's hunger...and clutch the stump where I once had an arm...I am reminded of my dear, dear friend. Yes, I know the next poster quite personally- they never use words less then six letters long.

Shocked knowing arrows guesses become extremely correct? Anyways, knowing person posting afterwards personally, Nightwolf declares persons ability - posting untrue statements.









 

You're an awfully smart little bastard, arentcha? Well, this next poster, he's just some guy. Couldn't care less about 'em- but I do happen to know that they're sitting waist deep in a tub of mustard.

I'm in a tub of mustard. But at least I'm not like my monosyllabic friend here:

You is I aint, dude.

Next guy is gay for Roph.

Who isn't?

The next person has found himself tied to a bed in Arrow's basement last night.

It was a strange experience, last thing I remembered was being hit on the head with a baseball bat by arrow and next thing you know, I'm tied.


Atleast I dont type "nose" after every word I type, unlike the next poster

It nose is nose just nose a nose part nose of nose who nose I nose am nose.

It's nose better nose than nose screaming nose every nose other nose word nose.

What IN the WORLD are YOU talking ABOUT? This ISN'T nearly AS bad.

AT least NOT as BAD as THE next PERSON'S ADD.

Huh? What are you talking about? I don't have -  Huh. I wonder who made this ?

The next person likes to impersonate Irock and look like a - Does anyone else think that Maia's avatar looks really hot?

Maia's avatar is very hot 


Its my birthday and the next poster doesn't give a damn about me or anyone else.

This thread and all of you are meaningless to me. The next poster is a loser who types in Iambic Pentameter

To lose or not to lose, that is the question.
To post or not to post, that is the problem with the next poster.

No it isn't.

Edit: Yes it is.

Edit2: No, I was right the first time.

Edit3: Ugh, I was wrong.

Edit4: Maybe I'll just leave it up to the next guy, Mr. Irish-brogue.

Ah laddie, m' accent's not as theck as ye might think it t' be, but ye can at least understand m' better than the next poster, who talks like a cábúnach of a noob n' constantly uses the bean smilies.

 

OMG. THIS  IS SO AWESOME 

But it's not nearly as awesome as the next person, who always types in limericks.

I laugh, and I howl at your face.
To think that I came to this place,
but if you don't laugh,
I'll just take a bath,
And the next guy will not press the space.

iloveyouholksomuchwhymustyoubesocoolohmygodbutyouseethepersonundermespeakspiglatinbecause heisacoolbugger;o;

ello-hay, my ame-nay is ames-Jay.
The ext-nay oster-pay peaks-say in iddles-ray.

Who the next poster may ever be?
Be he a friend or be he Enemy.
The next poster shall be
Like thine wretchedness
In his speech.

Alright, I'll play this game with you idiots because..

well, if you ask me this is all very childish but ...

Not like the next poster who constantly brags about how awesome they are.




even though he/she isn't. You're all idiots actually

Bullshit. I'm the cat's pajamas and I know it. You should be honored to smell my sweat.

This next one, though, lame. Totally forgetful- they can't find their car keys!

Sup guys. wait, what was i gonna say? Hmm
I cant remember, but I think the next poster has an awkward lisp.

I don't have a lispth. It'sh a spheech impediment.

The nexth posther can only typh in binary.