I know the next poster personally..

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Hey, I'm Holk an- OH SHIT! I'M NAKED!!! STOP STARING AT ME!!

LOOK OVER THERE INSTEAD! YOU CAN SEE SOMEONE THAT CONSTANTLY HAS THEIR MOUTH FULL!

Mmpmgh mpgmh mpghgm. Pgmgh.

mphpmhh -cough- The next person has to type while he is on fire.

Hey guys, what's going on in th- OH GOD, MY TAIL JUST RANDOMLY CAUGHT FIRE! GGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! AUHAPURHOAKJFBVHUEFH!!!!!!!1!!1!!!!!!!41%@!!OAUHEJSH;ASDKLHNAS;OIDHFUOWEA;!!!!!!!!!! MY ASS IS ON FIRE, MY ASS IS ON FIRE! FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST, WOULD THE NEXT PERSON STOP PRETENDING LIKE THEY'RE ENGLISH AND JUST PUT ME OUT!!!!!!


teehee I've always wanted to abuse my powers, except I made a mistake and said that it was a 19 year old who caught fire instead of a 20 year old. :/ I don't make mistakes, I just take creative liberties 

Quite Right, what a show!

Pop Pop Cheerio, the next poster must insist to himself that he is, infact, our admin, Roph!

 I want to see anski in a bra ;]

Also, the next poster has a sexual fetish for clay.



TONYHAWKS 4 + HAMACHI GET GET GET

*huggz the clay* Oh yeah, take it take it take it!

The next poster is a beaner. 

  :mex:how did you know?

 

I know the next poster very well,

and he is a member mod addict 

I'm sorry ma'am, but I'm going to have to ask you not to spam in this board again. If you do, I'll have to let a administrator know and you could be temporarily banned. You should act more like the next poster, who is a respectable member of this community, despite the fact that they post everything backwards.

!sdrawkcab gnihtyna tsop tnod I ? sdrawkcaB


!nafeminA sevol ohw retsop txen eht ekil ton m'I taleast, lleW

You guys are far too harsh on Animefan. I swear everytime he posts Anski goes into an incredibly belligerent rampage even when Animefan says something he would agree with, and is then backed up by flaming posts from other members like Halo. Seriously, give him a fucking break and stop being assholes. He really is a lovable fellow - if he were around IRL I would totally let him masturbate to my piss.

And aside from which, he's definitely a lot better than the next poster, who believes that every post should be structured as a formal essay.

I do not believe everything should be structured into a formal essay, I just choose to write things this way. You see in my world there are two kinds of people, those who can write, and those who go to community college. Group A members, such as myself spend most of the day fulfilling needs of others, clacking away on a keyboard. While Group B, live in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER. Seeing as I don't live in a van, by a river, nor am I a very motivational person, I can obviously not be in this group. Penis penis, You didn't see that because you probably aren't reading this far, and as such I do believe you belong in group B, however in order to read that you belong in Group B you would have to be paying attention, and as such, you belong to Group A. My world is a very black and white one and if you aren't white get the fuck out . Hmm yes that reminds me of a certain fellow member. HaloOfTheSun, I love the old fellow but he does seem to have anger issues. Infact I dont think there has ever been a time where Halo has not been . Well, actually there was one time, when he and I were in love, and every night we would rape eachother in a corner until sunrise, ahh such good times we had. Alas, it was not meant to be, he had another lover, one with a vagina . Oh do I miss Bobby. If only the chap over there could be as as him.

Guys, omg, why do you hate me so much ._.
I'm just trying to fit in, please guys, can you be nice to me.
Try not to act like the next poster and be so mean to everyone.

Shut the FUCK up nose, you are a SAD excuse for an animefan, and animefan is a SAD excuse for an anime fan. And the NEXT poster? He's a horseface 

Naaaaaaay

(Oh and the person over there, mmmmm he has a nice ass and he knows it)

So I'm told, anyways.

The next poster makes a lot of sexual innuendos.

So I was rubbing a banana the other day and this girl wanted to know what it tasted like.
So I offered her a lick and she took one, and other, and then she started to suck on it.
When she was done she had banana juice all over her face and I asked her what it tasted like and she said a little ripe.

I then, confused beyond belief, started rubbing my banana again.

I know the next person very well, because they talk a spanish-american.

I have a taco el grande! Si! Would you like a bite of me taco?

The next poster believes himself to be sexier than Arlen!

Hey. The only person sexier than Arlen is yet another Arlen.

The next poster speaks in japanese. But not real japanese, "I watch anime" japanese, so basically english with lots of desu~ and kawaii~.

KITKATKAN DESU XD

Lol i love you guys sa

but you're all so judgemental.

Baka 

the next poster is very kuro <3

Why hello there.


The next poster could be in a Swedish metal band.

I fucking could except I'm from America and nobody plays good Metal over here.  It's all generic screamo.

The next poster though, likes to listen to country...ew.

White Horse, fuck yeah... *turns up the truck's radio* 

The next poster is desperate to hide the fact that he/she is really Wonder Woman.

oh hi there-

wait, what is that you see underneath that hole in my shirt?

oh that's nothing. NOTHING. you hear me!?

wait, what is that in my pocket?

A membership card? for what you say? a justice-WAIT! GIVE THAT BACK!

NO! DON'T TAKE THAT WHIP- IT'S FROM MY LATE EX HUSBAND! DON'T USE THAT!

good. fine. now go away. you can talk to that poster lurking below this post. He's pretty sure he can see dead poultry.

Omfg look at all those dead chickens! Does anyone else see them? I'm quite sure that over there is some fried chicken. Speaking of fried chicken, the next poster loves to post in Ebonics and flaunt black stereotypes despite being anything but black.