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#1 • Aug 27, 2008
    • Hello, welcome to cooking with Irockman1. I don't cook much, but I cook sometimes. I will post recipes for you. ._/
    Spoiler for Chili Ala Rof:

    Chili Ala Rof is inspired by Roph. It's sweet, and makes you heteroflexible while eating the chili. We want to chili to be more sweet than spicy. Not too spicy, but just enough spice to make you say "this is just a little spicy."

    What you will need
    • Van Camp's chili with beans
    • Diced tomatoes
    • Jalapenos
    • Chili powder
    • Sugar
    • Hot sauce

    Instructions
    • Put all of the chili in a pot.
    • Put tomatoes in a pot. Don't put too many tomatoes, because that ruins it. :mad: :mad: :mad:
    • Add chili powder. Remember, we don't want this shit too spicy.
    • Add THINLY diced Jalapenos. Not too many. :mad:
    • Add sugar. We want to chili to be more sweet than spicy. Keep that in mind. You may want to taste test it until you get it right.
    • Add a couple splashes of hot sauce. NOT TOO MUCH. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
    • Heat in a pot until hot.
    • Put into bowl.
    • Eat.
    • Do dishes.
    Spoiler for Super Delux Chicken (W)rap, yo:

    This is a fun wrap that's fun. Not to be confused with a phun rap. :mad:

    What you will need
    • Cubed or diced chicken
    • Tomatoes
    • Wrap (preferably tomato basil wrap)
    • Lettuce
    • Dijon Mustard
    • Mayo, miracle whip, or salad dressing

    Instructions
    • Dice tomatoes.
    • Put chicken and tomatoes in a bowl.
    • Add Dijon mustard and dressing to bowl (NOT TOO MUCH YOU MORON :mad:)
    • Mix well.
    • Place layer of lettuce leaves all cross flat wrap.
    • Spread mixture from bowl evenly on wrap.
    • Wrap the wrap. (toothpick helps hold wrap together)
    • Take pictures.
    • Eat/sell.
    « Last Edit: August 27, 2008, 08:30:47 PM by Raphael »
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    #2 • Aug 27, 2008
    • Real chili is made from scratch, not from a can from the store. :mad:
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    #3 • Aug 27, 2008
    • Well I don't have time to mix beans and beef. :mad:
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    #4 • Aug 27, 2008
    • Be kind, everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.
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    #5 • Aug 27, 2008
    • Added a new recipe. tbb


    Spoiler for Super Delux Chicken (W)rap, yo:

    This is a fun wrap that's fun. Not to be confused with a phun rap. :mad:

    What you will need
    • Cubed or diced chicken
    • Tomatoes
    • Wrap (preferably tomato basil wrap)
    • Lettuce
    • Dijon Mustard
    • Mayo, miracle whip, or salad dressing

    Instructions
    • Dice tomatoes.
    • Put chicken and tomatoes in a bowl.
    • Add Dijon mustard and dressing to bowl (NOT TOO MUCH YOU MORON :mad:)
    • Mix well.
    • Place layer of lettuce leaves all cross flat wrap.
    • Spread mixture from bowl evenly on wrap.
    • Wrap the wrap. (toothpick helps hold wrap together)
    • Take pictures.
    • Eat/sell.
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    #6 • Aug 27, 2008
    • measurements? How do we know how much you put in?
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    #7 • Aug 28, 2008
    • youtube it or its a no go.  :(
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    #8 • Aug 28, 2008
    • Quote from: Forcystus on August 27, 2008, 11:21:33 PM
    measurements? How do we know how much you put in?
    You put in as much as you like. ::)
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    #9 • Aug 28, 2008
    • ITT: Irock lists ingredients.
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    #10 • Aug 28, 2008
    • Quote from: HaloOfTheSun on August 28, 2008, 04:45:28 AM
    ITT: Irock lists ingredients.
    I list ingredients and tell you how to use and prepare them. :mad:
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    #11 • Aug 28, 2008
    • I peed in your chili :mad:
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    #12 • Sep 1, 2008
    • And I slept with the mail man.
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    #13 • Sep 9, 2008
    • lol funny thread

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    #14 • Sep 9, 2008
    • Hi can I be like Irock?

    Spoiler for:
    P-NUTT-BUTTER-KOOKEES



    - 2 eggs
    - 3 cups of peanut butter
    - 1/2 stick of butter
    - 2 tablespoons sugar

    -mix eggs and butter with sugar
    -add peanut butter
    -put on tray in little balls
    -put in oven
    -eat

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    #15 • Sep 16, 2008
    • Quote from: Irockman1 on August 28, 2008, 04:31:22 AM
    Quote from: Forcystus on August 27, 2008, 11:21:33 PM
    measurements? How do we know how much you put in?
    You put in as much as you like. ::)

    that doesn't help :mad:
    I need the measurements.
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    #16 • Sep 16, 2008
    • Spoiler for:


    -Peanut Butter
    -Jelly
    -Bread

    -Put the peanut butter and jelly on the bread.
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    #17 • Sep 16, 2008
    • Spoiler for:


    1. Remove pastry from pouch. Place pastry on a microwave-safe plate.
    2. Microwave on high for 3 seconds.
    3. Cool briefly before handling.


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    #18 • Sep 16, 2008
    • I thought you were supposed to toast poptarts.
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    #19 • Sep 16, 2008
    • You don't have to. You know, if you only have 3 seconds to eat breakfast before you're out the door.

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    #20 • Sep 16, 2008
    • Spoiler for:


    1. Open wrapper.
    2. Eat.
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    #21 • Sep 16, 2008
    • Quote from: arlen on September 16, 2008, 09:35:13 PM
    Spoiler for:


    1. Remove pastry from pouch. Place pastry on a microwave-safe plate.
    2. Microwave on high for 3 seconds.
    3. Cool briefly before handling.

    It's no fun if you don't microwave it in the aluminum wrapper. :(
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    #23 • Sep 19, 2008


    • 1. Debate if it's better than a window
    2. Eat
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    #24 • Dec 4, 2008
    • Quote from: NAMKCOR on September 09, 2008, 03:13:39 PM
    Hi can I be like Irock?

    Spoiler for:
    P-NUTT-BUTTER-KOOKEES



    - 2 eggs
    - 3 cups of peanut butter
    - 1/2 stick of butter
    - 2 tablespoons sugar

    -mix eggs and butter with sugar
    -add peanut butter
    -put on tray in little balls
    -put in oven
    -eat

    Wait, I think I've seen this somewhere...



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    #25 • Dec 4, 2008
    • Yay another 4chan reference. RMRK doesn't get enough of those from Anski and biohazard.
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