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Title: Cooking with Irockman1
Post by: Irock on August 27, 2008, 01:15:43 AM
Hello, welcome to cooking with Irockman1. I don't cook much, but I cook sometimes. I will post recipes for you. ._/
Spoiler for Chili Ala Rof:
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Chili Ala Rof is inspired by Roph. It's sweet, and makes you heteroflexible while eating the chili. We want to chili to be more sweet than spicy. Not too spicy, but just enough spice to make you say "this is just a little spicy."

What you will need
  • Van Camp's chili with beans
  • Diced tomatoes
  • Jalapenos
  • Chili powder
  • Sugar
  • Hot sauce

Instructions
  • Put all of the chili in a pot.
  • Put tomatoes in a pot. Don't put too many tomatoes, because that ruins it. :mad: :mad: :mad:
  • Add chili powder. Remember, we don't want this shit too spicy.
  • Add THINLY diced Jalapenos. Not too many. :mad:
  • Add sugar. We want to chili to be more sweet than spicy. Keep that in mind. You may want to taste test it until you get it right.
  • Add a couple splashes of hot sauce. NOT TOO MUCH. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
  • Heat in a pot until hot.
  • Put into bowl.
  • Eat.
  • Do dishes.
Spoiler for Super Delux Chicken (W)rap, yo:
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This is a fun wrap that's fun. Not to be confused with a phun rap. :mad:

What you will need
  • Cubed or diced chicken
  • Tomatoes
  • Wrap (preferably tomato basil wrap)
  • Lettuce
  • Dijon Mustard
  • Mayo, miracle whip, or salad dressing

Instructions
  • Dice tomatoes.
  • Put chicken and tomatoes in a bowl.
  • Add Dijon mustard and dressing to bowl (NOT TOO MUCH YOU MORON :mad:)
  • Mix well.
  • Place layer of lettuce leaves all cross flat wrap.
  • Spread mixture from bowl evenly on wrap.
  • Wrap the wrap. (toothpick helps hold wrap together)
  • Take pictures.
  • Eat/sell.
Title: Re: Cooking with Irockman1
Post by: haloOfTheSun on August 27, 2008, 04:04:54 AM
Real chili is made from scratch, not from a can from the store. :mad:
Title: Re: Cooking with Irockman1
Post by: Irock on August 27, 2008, 04:05:45 AM
Well I don't have time to mix beans and beef. :mad:
Title: Re: Cooking with Irockman1
Post by: Leventhan on August 27, 2008, 10:04:18 AM
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Title: Re: Cooking with Irockman1
Post by: Irock on August 27, 2008, 08:31:35 PM
Added a new recipe. tbb


Spoiler for Super Delux Chicken (W)rap, yo:
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This is a fun wrap that's fun. Not to be confused with a phun rap. :mad:

What you will need
  • Cubed or diced chicken
  • Tomatoes
  • Wrap (preferably tomato basil wrap)
  • Lettuce
  • Dijon Mustard
  • Mayo, miracle whip, or salad dressing

Instructions
  • Dice tomatoes.
  • Put chicken and tomatoes in a bowl.
  • Add Dijon mustard and dressing to bowl (NOT TOO MUCH YOU MORON :mad:)
  • Mix well.
  • Place layer of lettuce leaves all cross flat wrap.
  • Spread mixture from bowl evenly on wrap.
  • Wrap the wrap. (toothpick helps hold wrap together)
  • Take pictures.
  • Eat/sell.
Title: Re: Cooking with Irockman1
Post by: Forty on August 27, 2008, 11:21:33 PM
measurements? How do we know how much you put in?
Title: Re: Cooking with Irockman1
Post by: :) on August 28, 2008, 04:25:15 AM
youtube it or its a no go.  :(
Title: Re: Cooking with Irockman1
Post by: Irock on August 28, 2008, 04:31:22 AM
measurements? How do we know how much you put in?
You put in as much as you like. ::)
Title: Re: Cooking with Irockman1
Post by: haloOfTheSun on August 28, 2008, 04:45:28 AM
ITT: Irock lists ingredients.
Title: Re: Cooking with Irockman1
Post by: Irock on August 28, 2008, 04:56:33 AM
ITT: Irock lists ingredients.
I list ingredients and tell you how to use and prepare them. :mad:
Title: Re: Cooking with Irockman1
Post by: haloOfTheSun on August 28, 2008, 06:46:57 AM
I peed in your chili :mad:
Title: Re: Cooking with Irockman1
Post by: Arrow on September 01, 2008, 05:26:49 AM
And I slept with the mail man.
Title: Re: Cooking with Irockman1
Post by: Moss. on September 09, 2008, 03:09:10 PM
lol funny thread
Title: Re: Cooking with Irockman1
Post by: tSwitch on September 09, 2008, 03:13:39 PM
Hi can I be like Irock?

Spoiler for:
P-NUTT-BUTTER-KOOKEES

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- 2 eggs
- 3 cups of peanut butter
- 1/2 stick of butter
- 2 tablespoons sugar

-mix eggs and butter with sugar
-add peanut butter
-put on tray in little balls
-put in oven
-eat
Title: Re: Cooking with Irockman1
Post by: Forty on September 16, 2008, 06:32:49 PM
measurements? How do we know how much you put in?
You put in as much as you like. ::)

that doesn't help :mad:
I need the measurements.
Title: Re: Cooking with Irockman1
Post by: Holkeye on September 16, 2008, 09:30:03 PM
Spoiler for:
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-Peanut Butter
-Jelly
-Bread

-Put the peanut butter and jelly on the bread.
Title: Re: Cooking with Irockman1
Post by: Moss. on September 16, 2008, 09:35:13 PM
Spoiler for:
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1. Remove pastry from pouch. Place pastry on a microwave-safe plate.
2. Microwave on high for 3 seconds.
3. Cool briefly before handling.

Title: Re: Cooking with Irockman1
Post by: Holkeye on September 16, 2008, 09:39:45 PM
I thought you were supposed to toast poptarts.
Title: Re: Cooking with Irockman1
Post by: Moss. on September 16, 2008, 09:49:42 PM
You don't have to. You know, if you only have 3 seconds to eat breakfast before you're out the door.
Title: Re: Cooking with Irockman1
Post by: haloOfTheSun on September 16, 2008, 09:53:51 PM
Spoiler for:
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1. Open wrapper.
2. Eat.
Title: Re: Cooking with Irockman1
Post by: Irock on September 16, 2008, 10:24:27 PM
Spoiler for:
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1. Remove pastry from pouch. Place pastry on a microwave-safe plate.
2. Microwave on high for 3 seconds.
3. Cool briefly before handling.

It's no fun if you don't microwave it in the aluminum wrapper. :(
Title: Re: Cooking with Irockman1
Post by: :) on September 16, 2008, 11:29:58 PM
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1. Eat.

fixed.
Title: Re: Cooking with Irockman1
Post by: Forty on September 19, 2008, 02:25:53 AM
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1. Debate if it's better than a window
2. Eat
Title: Re: Cooking with Irockman1
Post by: Kyriel on December 04, 2008, 08:35:29 PM
Hi can I be like Irock?

Spoiler for:
P-NUTT-BUTTER-KOOKEES

(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.laurensveganjournal.org%2FPictures%2Fpeanut%2520butter%2520cookies.jpg&hash=4e5e69cd55d3123de4f7aee752efc62b2a9251f8)

- 2 eggs
- 3 cups of peanut butter
- 1/2 stick of butter
- 2 tablespoons sugar

-mix eggs and butter with sugar
-add peanut butter
-put on tray in little balls
-put in oven
-eat

Wait, I think I've seen this somewhere...

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Title: Re: Cooking with Irockman1
Post by: haloOfTheSun on December 04, 2008, 08:49:06 PM
Yay another 4chan reference. RMRK doesn't get enough of those from Anski and biohazard.
Title: Re: Cooking with Irockman1
Post by: Sophist on December 04, 2008, 11:52:54 PM
Yay another 4chan reference. RMRK doesn't get enough of those from Anski and biohazard.

 :-X
Title: Re: Cooking with Irockman1
Post by: tSwitch on December 05, 2008, 01:50:34 PM
lol wow, I posted that ages ago.