Cooking with Irockman1

[Irock]

Hello, welcome to cooking with Irockman1. I don't cook much, but I cook sometimes. I will post recipes for you. ._/
[spoiler=Chili Ala Rof]

Chili Ala Rof is inspired by Roph. It's sweet, and makes you heteroflexible while eating the chili. We want to chili to be more sweet than spicy. Not too spicy, but just enough spice to make you say "this is just a little spicy."

What you will need

• Van Camp's chili with beans
• Diced tomatoes
• Jalapenos
• Chili powder
• Sugar
• Hot sauce

Instructions

• Put all of the chili in a pot.
• Put tomatoes in a pot. Don't put too many tomatoes, because that ruins it.
• Add chili powder. Remember, we don't want this shit too spicy.
• Add THINLY diced Jalapenos. Not too many.
• Add sugar. We want to chili to be more sweet than spicy. Keep that in mind. You may want to taste test it until you get it right.
• Add a couple splashes of hot sauce. NOT TOO MUCH.
• Heat in a pot until hot.
• Put into bowl.
• Eat.
• Do dishes.

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[spoiler=Super Delux Chicken (W)rap, yo]

This is a fun wrap that's fun. Not to be confused with a phun rap.

What you will need

• Cubed or diced chicken
• Tomatoes
• Wrap (preferably tomato basil wrap)
• Lettuce
• Dijon Mustard
• Mayo, miracle whip, or salad dressing

Instructions

• Dice tomatoes.
• Put chicken and tomatoes in a bowl.
• Add Dijon mustard and dressing to bowl (NOT TOO MUCH YOU MORON )
• Mix well.
• Place layer of lettuce leaves all cross flat wrap.
• Spread mixture from bowl evenly on wrap.
• Wrap the wrap. (toothpick helps hold wrap together)
• Take pictures.
• Eat/sell.

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[haloOfTheSun]

Real chili is made from scratch, not from a can from the store.

[Irock]

Well I don't have time to mix beans and beef.

[Leventhan]

[Irock]

Added a new recipe.


[spoiler=Super Delux Chicken (W)rap, yo]

This is a fun wrap that's fun. Not to be confused with a phun rap.

What you will need

• Cubed or diced chicken
• Tomatoes
• Wrap (preferably tomato basil wrap)
• Lettuce
• Dijon Mustard
• Mayo, miracle whip, or salad dressing

Instructions

• Dice tomatoes.
• Put chicken and tomatoes in a bowl.
• Add Dijon mustard and dressing to bowl (NOT TOO MUCH YOU MORON )
• Mix well.
• Place layer of lettuce leaves all cross flat wrap.
• Spread mixture from bowl evenly on wrap.
• Wrap the wrap. (toothpick helps hold wrap together)
• Take pictures.
• Eat/sell.

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[Forty]

measurements? How do we know how much you put in?

[:)]

youtube it or its a no go. 

[Irock]

measurements? How do we know how much you put in?

You put in as much as you like.

[haloOfTheSun]

ITT: Irock lists ingredients.

[Irock]

ITT: Irock lists ingredients.

I list ingredients and tell you how to use and prepare them.

[haloOfTheSun]

I peed in your chili

[Arrow]

And I slept with the mail man.

[Moss.]

lol funny thread

[tSwitch]

Hi can I be like Irock?

[spoiler]
P-NUTT-BUTTER-KOOKEES



- 2 eggs
- 3 cups of peanut butter
- 1/2 stick of butter
- 2 tablespoons sugar

-mix eggs and butter with sugar
-add peanut butter
-put on tray in little balls
-put in oven
-eat
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[Forty]

measurements? How do we know how much you put in?

You put in as much as you like.

that doesn't help
I need the measurements.

[Holkeye]

[spoiler]

-Peanut Butter
-Jelly
-Bread

-Put the peanut butter and jelly on the bread.[/spoiler]

[Moss.]

[spoiler]

1. Remove pastry from pouch. Place pastry on a microwave-safe plate.
2. Microwave on high for 3 seconds.
3. Cool briefly before handling.

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[Holkeye]

I thought you were supposed to toast poptarts.

[Moss.]

You don't have to. You know, if you only have 3 seconds to eat breakfast before you're out the door.

[haloOfTheSun]

[spoiler]

1. Open wrapper.
2. Eat.[/spoiler]

[Irock]

[spoiler]

1. Remove pastry from pouch. Place pastry on a microwave-safe plate.
2. Microwave on high for 3 seconds.
3. Cool briefly before handling.

[/spoiler]

It's no fun if you don't microwave it in the aluminum wrapper.

[:)]

1. Eat.

fixed.

[Forty]

1. Debate if it's better than a window
2. Eat

[Kyriel]

Hi can I be like Irock?

[spoiler]
P-NUTT-BUTTER-KOOKEES



- 2 eggs
- 3 cups of peanut butter
- 1/2 stick of butter
- 2 tablespoons sugar

-mix eggs and butter with sugar
-add peanut butter
-put on tray in little balls
-put in oven
-eat
[/spoiler]

Wait, I think I've seen this somewhere...

[haloOfTheSun]

Yay another 4chan reference. RMRK doesn't get enough of those from Anski and biohazard.