___ the ___

Barf on my pants and get outta here.

So, _____, you ____ to _____ _____ ____.

So, sir, you used to suck Arlen's dick?

I used ___ ___ tomato ___ zebra ___ jumps ___ ___ super mario brothers ___ me ___ the fruit roll ups.

I used a super tomato leper zebra which jumps through the super mario brothers from me to the fruit roll ups.

____ ____ on _____ and _____ while I _____ _____ _____ _____.

Please hold on tightly and scream while I go at full throtal.

____ is a ____ that ____ ____ ____ ____ and ____.

Jesus is a god that eats monkeys while dancing and grooving


_____ took____ and _____ _____  _____ nerd.

Bullqueers took charge and anal-raped the incarcerated nerd.

He _____ the _____ _____ at _____ to _____ _____ _____.

He milked the cow hard at noon to win the bet.

That ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ doesn't go in there.

That pencil of yours really REALLY doesn't go in there.

You _____ _____ and _____  ______ cannabalistic ______ aren't ______ ______.

You understand life and death, so cannabalistic nutters aren't all bad.

Why ____ ____ large ____ when small ____ ____ ____ better?

Why are big large dogs when small cats are the better?
*I know, doesn't make any bloody sense.

Yoshi ____ _____ joined forces with _____ to ______ ______.

Yoshi and kirby joined forces with Rei to bake cakes.

I'ts a ____ of ____ to ____ a pretty ____ if the way is ____.

It's a kind of way to make a pretty princess if the way is flamboyant.

I want to ____ ____ ____ ____ bucket ____ ____ your mother ____ ____ ___ toilet.

I want to poop in that rusty bucket and do your mother around the round toilet.

I ____ a ____ __ ___ neighbors ____-____

I ate a zombie at my neighbors sit-in.   (Yeah, couldn't think of a good one.)

Your mother is a ____ ____ Laura Mimsum ____ ____ ____ adminvenium ____ ____ ____ tragollaw ____ ____ hippopautamus ____ ____ ____ ____ Rebublican ____ ____ ____ and Daniel Radcliffe ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ with a bucket of ____ ____ ____ ____ and a castle far away where no one can hear you ____ ____ ____ soup ____ ____ with a bucket of ____ ____ ____ Mickey Mouse ____ ____ and a stick of dynamite ____ ____ magical ____ ____ ____ alakazam!!!!!!!!!!


(Yes, I've been watching Harry Potter Puppet Pals, for those of you who recognize it.)

oh.my.god   zylos....  

Your mother is a damn good Laura Mimsum impersonator and the adminvernium was all about tragollaw but my hippopautamus aint got nothin on Republican jawbreaking super robots and Daniel Radcliffe once decided to fuck whales with a bucket of KY jelly and toothpaste and a castle far away where no one can hear you, the whale pooped soup and handgrenades with a bucket of tar chips, while Mickey Mouse punched Minnie and a stick of dynamite fell from magical lands from above; ALAKAZAM!!!!!!!!!

.____________. dont judge me.




Once ____ ____ ____ in a _____ with _____ and _____, there were _____ who ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ AND ____ all of the village people, where the ____ used to ____ and ____ with 73 _____ using nothing but ____ and dick lube.

Once upon a time in a land with war and strife, there were soldiers who ate and sang and danced AND murdered all of the village people, where the children used to laugh and play with 73 pedophiles using nothing but dicks and dick lube.

____ ____.

Oh shit.

____ is a ____ _____ that sometimes _____ ______ _____ head ____ gives ____ ____ ____ kick.

Halo is a fun game that sometimes fucks with your head and gives your mom a kick.

I felt like reviving this before it was considered a necropost...(It isn't one if its 22 days, right?)

Some ___ ____ gave _____ _____ crack to ____ with ____ _____ ______ nose.

Some blind Guatemalans gave us anal crack to fill with Pinoccio's long wooden nose.


My hairy ____ needs ____ so it ____ ____ instead of ____ like ____ ____ in ____ ____.

My hairy pussy needs shaving so it can breathe instead of living like a whore in a bin.

Some ____ get a _____ _____ when they _____ and repeatedly _____ _____ to make _____ _____ fly into _____ _____ arse.

Some guys get a red mark when they spank and repeatedly beat themselves to make valium suppositories fly into their gaping arse.

Your ___ ___ my ___, so I'm going to ___ ___ and your ____ ____ ____ for ____ I can ____ out of ____!

I would like to drink old beer and vomit on myself.

____'s ____ gap just ____ the entire ____ ____!

poop's poop gap just pooped the entire poopy poop!

poop's poop gap just pooped the entire poopy poop!

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

_____ often ______ small children when ______.

I often crush small children when driving.

At the____, Winona Ryder ____ ____ ____ from her ____ ____, causing the ____ to ____ in fear.