___ the ___

Spare no kittens, puppies or small children! This is the will of Mom.

___ the ___ in the ___, and ___ all of my ___ with ___.

I like to think nasty thoughts and masturbate whilst doing so.


Your ____ was a ______.

Your mom was a dushbag

God _ _ _ cocks _ _ Reagan _ _ French _ Noodle _ Popeye

God sent down giant cocks to beat Reagan and his French Poodle Noodle named Popeye

Listen up you primitive _______, THIS is my _______!

Listen up you primitive screwheads, THIS is my broomstick!

I'm a _____  _____, not a _____. You call me a _____ one more time and I'm shoving this _____ up your _____.

EDIT: Don't fucking touch my posts, Sword.

SWORD HAS TOUCHED THY POST

I'm a artic fox, not a wolf. You call me a wolf one more time and I'm shoving this tree up your ass.

When _____ comes to _____, you must _____ yourself.

When push comes to shove, you must fuck yourself.

I AM _________, _____ ME __________

I AM MEDIC, HEAR ME UBERCHARGE

I'm here to ______ ____ and _____ bubblegum. And I'm _____ ____ of _____.

I'm here to lick ass and chewey bubblegum. And I'm all out of gum.

I'm gonna ____ off ____ head, and ____ _____ your _____.

I'm gonna kick off your head, and totally break your penis.

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I am going to _____ to see the ____ present there and then ____ on them.

I am going to heaven to see the angels present there and then shit on them.

___ is as ___ a ___ as any ___ who has done ___ to ___.

Running is as walking a mile as any one who has done it to exercise.


If you ______ you should _______ and then ______ the _______ and then _____ a ____ and finish off with a _______.

If you run you should jog and then stop the cat and then shoot a dog and finish off with a frog.

Get the ____ out of ____ ____ you _____ ____.

Get the dog out of the blender you insane madman.

____ is the ____ ____ which ____ ____ a _____.

Earth is the planet on which humans built a nuke.

You sir stole my ______ and I will ______ ______ ________ you because of it.

You sir stole my condoms and I will f***ing a** rape you because of it.

Liar liar, ___ ___ ___

Liar liar, DICKS ON FIRE

Why __ _____?

Why should I? *shrugs*

Darn, I'm out of ______ . I'll have to use some ______ instead for when I _____ with ______ .

Darn, I'm out of drugs. I'll have to use some alcohol instead for when I am with 'someone'.

I ____ to do this, you ____ of a ____.

I love to do this, you daughter of a cow.

Wait ___ should ___ ___ ___?

Wait why should I do this?

_____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ in the ass.

He has brown dirty smelly dark shit in the ass.

Go to _____, _____ ______ _____.

Go to Heaven, you unattractive atheist.

___ the ___

KILL the prosthetics.

I am a ___ on the ___ ___, and ___ ___ ___ ___ or two.

I am a Host on the RMRK Show, and have won an award or two.

I _____ you. I want to _____ your _____.