___ the ___

(fixed)

The game is simple, fill in ^'s blanks with whatever you desire. Then make your own or allow the next person to do the same blank.

Example:

____ threw _____ _____ at my _____ .

You threw nimble monkey's at my cock.

Now to begin...

My ____ is growing! Quickly, put ____ on it before it ____ !

My dick is growing! Quickly, put vaginas on it before it blows.

You ____ to make a _______, _______

You need to make a sentence irock.


I _____ _______ _______

I like sweaty guys.

HOLY _____ WHAT THE ______ JESUS ______ SUPREME

HOLY COW WHAT THE FUCK JESUS TACO SUPREME (?!)

I had no _____, so we ______ and then I ate _____ .

I had no burritos, so we came and then I ate it .


you ____ ____ YOUR ____ ____ HAVE ____ MY____ ____ THE ____ ____

(oh god)

you dirty skank YOUR BROTHER COULD HAVE BANGED MY PURPLE ASS THE NEXT DAY!!

Save the _____ ! _____ or even _____ could have _____ it.

Save the money! Irock or even Konoe could have taken it.

Today I _____ making _____ on my _____ with _____ and _____.  _____!

Today I was making out on my porch with jesus and bob marley. 7yay!

Holy _____ sauce batman, thats a _____ _____!

Stop editing posts, Sword.

__ are _____ a _____, ___ are now ______ callers _____ these _______ keychains.

We are building a religion, we are now accepting callers for these pendant keychains.

_______ is the ________ of Roph

Stop editing posts, Sword.

__ are _____ a _____, ___ are now ______ callers _____ these _______ keychains.

I was making you stop failing at the game, which you are still doing, failure.

Paul is the name of Roph.

His _____ is _______ Paulson

His nombre is Roberto Paulson

Ramen _____ potato ______ a catholic ______ runner _____ Gamecube ____ _____ drugs _____ butts

(THATS MESSED)

Ramen cheese potato and a catholic drug runner with Gamecube games hid drugs in butts.

The anwser to life is ___. Only then will ______ _____ with _____.

The answer to life is 'no'. Only then will you shit with pride.


___ ______ and _____ went _______ in a large _____.

Your sister and I went "sailing" in a large boat.

I _______ a ________ with a big ________.

I ate a tiger with a big boner.

What do you _____ about ______ going _____ _______ the new _____?

What do you know about Obama going homosexual for the new guild? (?)

There are some who say ____. And others who ____ ____ ____ .

There are some who say "no". And others who say "hell yeah".

Oh gawd, _____ me _____ in the _____, you _____ _____ of a _____.

Oh gawd, love me irock in the penis, you sexy son of a bitch.

I ____ a ____ with a(n) _____ _____ last night.

I baked a potato with a Filipino stripper last night.

Sometimes, when I ____, I like to ____ in the ____ ____.

Sometimes, when I masturbate, I like to dance in the weirdest ways.

Ugh, images, images! >.<

Late at night, when ___ is ___, I like to ___ ___ to ___ ___.

Late at night, when everyone is asleep, I like to jerk off to Ryan Leber.

______ you, _______ _______!

(try doing that one without swearing )

It's you, you cheesecake!

____ somebody's ____ ____. ____ the ____ of ____.

Eww somebody's anal leakage. Drink the rest of it.

Spare no ____, ____, or ____ ____! This is the will of ____ .

Spare no kittens, puppies or small children! This is the will of Mom.

___ the ___ in the ___, and ___ all of my ___ with ___.

I like to think nasty thoughts and masturbate whilst doing so.


Your ____ was a ______.

Your mom was a dushbag

God _ _ _ cocks _ _ Reagan _ _ French _ Noodle _ Popeye

God sent down giant cocks to beat Reagan and his French Poodle Noodle named Popeye

Listen up you primitive _______, THIS is my _______!

Listen up you primitive screwheads, THIS is my broomstick!

I'm a _____  _____, not a _____. You call me a _____ one more time and I'm shoving this _____ up your _____.

EDIT: Don't fucking touch my posts, Sword.

SWORD HAS TOUCHED THY POST

I'm a artic fox, not a wolf. You call me a wolf one more time and I'm shoving this tree up your ass.

When _____ comes to _____, you must _____ yourself.

When push comes to shove, you must fuck yourself.

I AM _________, _____ ME __________

I AM MEDIC, HEAR ME UBERCHARGE

I'm here to ______ ____ and _____ bubblegum. And I'm _____ ____ of _____.

I'm here to lick ass and chewey bubblegum. And I'm all out of gum.

I'm gonna ____ off ____ head, and ____ _____ your _____.

I'm gonna kick off your head, and totally break your penis.

?

I am going to _____ to see the ____ present there and then ____ on them.

I am going to heaven to see the angels present there and then shit on them.

___ is as ___ a ___ as any ___ who has done ___ to ___.

Running is as walking a mile as any one who has done it to exercise.


If you ______ you should _______ and then ______ the _______ and then _____ a ____ and finish off with a _______.

If you run you should jog and then stop the cat and then shoot a dog and finish off with a frog.

Get the ____ out of ____ ____ you _____ ____.

Get the dog out of the blender you insane madman.

____ is the ____ ____ which ____ ____ a _____.

Earth is the planet on which humans built a nuke.

You sir stole my ______ and I will ______ ______ ________ you because of it.

You sir stole my condoms and I will f***ing a** rape you because of it.

Liar liar, ___ ___ ___

Liar liar, DICKS ON FIRE

Why __ _____?

Why should I? *shrugs*

Darn, I'm out of ______ . I'll have to use some ______ instead for when I _____ with ______ .

Darn, I'm out of drugs. I'll have to use some alcohol instead for when I am with 'someone'.

I ____ to do this, you ____ of a ____.

I love to do this, you daughter of a cow.

Wait ___ should ___ ___ ___?

Wait why should I do this?

_____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ in the ass.

He has brown dirty smelly dark shit in the ass.

Go to _____, _____ ______ _____.

Go to Heaven, you unattractive atheist.

___ the ___

KILL the prosthetics.

I am a ___ on the ___ ___, and ___ ___ ___ ___ or two.

I am a Host on the RMRK Show, and have won an award or two.

I _____ you. I want to _____ your _____.

I adore you. I want to eat your puppies.

____ only in times of ____ ____ ____.

Relax only in times of peace and harmony.

_____  _____  _____  _____  _____  _____  _____  _____  _____  _____  _____  _____  rape.

I said what what, in the butt- I'm gonna give you some rape.

_____ the _____ to the _____ in the _____.

Drove the Batmobile to the moon in the sequel.

Everyone down! I have a ___, and I'm not ___ afraid to ___ it!

Everyone down! I have a cock, and I'm not fuckin' afraid to suck it!

I _____ to _____ with _____ in _____.

I sleep tonight, with gun in hand.

Dr_Sword _____'s Anski.

Dr_Sword loves Anski.

To ___ or not to ___. That is the ___.

To kill or not to kill. That is the murder.

Go to ____ you, ____ ____ ____.

Go to heaven you, and have fun.

Are you ___? Here, have a ___.

Are you hungry? Here, have a balloon.

___. ___ ___ the ___ ___ ___ feminist.

Crossdressing. Crossdressing is the art of being feminist.

.


___ it ___ it's ___ the ___ ___ and ___ a ___ ___ ___ last saturday.

Jack it off it's of the same species and not a monkey again like last saturday. (?).

___ sir, I ____ the _____, ____ the ____ _____ and made sure to scrub _____ _____ _____ until it was squeaky clean.

NO sir, I grabbed the soap, then the blue washcloth and made sure to scrub behind my ear until it was squeaky clean.

___ the ____ ____ ____ ____ _____.  Why ____ ____ ____ forsaken ____ ____ batteries ___ ____ ____ ____ ____ lonely.

Sometimes the world is a dark place.  Why must love be forsaken when the batteries of life make us never lonely.

___ ___ ___ ___ otter. ___ ___ cute?

kawaii said the playful otter. kawaii means cute?

Tengo una fiesta de ___ ___ ___ en mis pantalones.

Tengo una fiesta de WHAT THE HECK en mis pantalones.

I am ___, hear me ___!

I am Animefan, hear me FAP!

___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ free ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ tibet.

There are 14 mother fucking blanks in this free sentence and china you can keep tibet.

(...?)

Tonight, a korean _____ _____, is coming over to _____ _____ _____. He also likes to eat BBQ, so fire up ____ ____ ____.

Tonight, a Korean werewolf monster is coming over to eat your peen. He also likes to eat BBQ, so fire up the grill.

Give ______  something  ________ ____________.

Give me something very hard.

_____  _____  _____  _____  _____  _____  _____  _____  _____  _____  _____  _____ _____  _____  _____  _____  _____  _____  _____  _____  _____  _____  _____  _____. _____  _____  _____  _____.  _____  _____  _____  _____  _____  _____  _____  _____  _____  _____  _____  _____  _____  _____  _____  _____  _____  _____  _____. _____  _____  _____  _____  _____  _____  _____  _____: "I love you."

Kudos to whoever's brave enough to try that.

In the darkest point in the night and in the shadows that hide from light I find the one I'd never find anytime before. By starlight she strides.  And by the full moon shining bright in the latest hours and darkest nights I find her once again. In my soul reside but three words tonight: "I love you."

____ ____ fucking ____.

That was fucking long.


Why does it _____ when I _____? Oh wait, it's because I am _____.

Why does it rain when I cry?  Oh wait, it's because I am god.

___ derp.

Mr. Derp



____ in my ____, with a big red ____.

Dude in my face, with a big red face

_____ because _______ and  _______ also ________ said _____ _________ ________ so yeah.

Cuss because Jesus and Moses also willingly said "Oh my god!", so yeah.

I just wanna ___ with you because you are so ___.

I just wanna sail with you because you are so seaworthy.

____ and ____ went shopping for a ____, but sadly, could only find a ____.

Jack and JIll went shopping for a bucket but sadly, could only find a mug.

=D

____ fought ____ in a war and then ____ his whole army to ______

Everyone fought badly in a war and then ordered his whole army to dance.

___ likes to ___ a ____ ____

Everyone likes to suck a big one

When ___ ___ ___ ___ ___. We will all realize on thing, ___ ___ ___ ___ and ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___and win.

Good luck on that one.

When will you see the truth. We will all realize on(e) thing, that every thing said and done is a lie to cheat and win. Good luck on that one.

_____.  _____  _____  _____  delicious.

Gross. This is not delicious.

If ____ ____ ____, then does ____ ____ ____ ____? If so, then ____ ____.

If you are mad, then does it mean I'm too? If so, then hipideeee yoo.


I like _________ so much that I _______ it's _______

I like you so much that I sleep it's not.

I'm so tired, that the other ____ it just ______ all over the _____ after ____ _____ ____.

I'm so tired, that the other thing, it just spilled all over the chair after I got drunk.


Everyones likes a __ with a ___ , some ___ and a __ at the top...oh and some ___ sprinkled over it

Everyone likes a sunday with a banana, some cream and a cherry at the top...oh and some jimmies sprinkles over it.

My _____ _____ all the _____ to the _____.

My juices squirted all the way to the end.

"_____ _____ this _______ _______", were the last words of Fred ______ ______ who died of _______.

"Please eat this awesome sandwich", were the last words of Fred the fifth who died of aGunShotWound.

aGunShotWound is a ___ word, so it ____ be used in this game.

aGunShotWound is a decent word, so it cannot be used in this game.

_____ __________ ______ _______ 

HOLY SHIT A SENTENCE


____ Really? A ____ , you say. Well, you are _____ my good ______



._____________________.

Oh really? A drill , you say. Well, you are screwed my good sir.

______ my _______ ,  ________ love _______.

Cook my meals, and  love  me



HAI ____ THIS IS A _____   _______   ________ ON, HUH? WELL, ______ ______!!!

HAI GUYS THIS IS A GREAT SHIT LIGHT ON, HUH? WELL, FUCK YOU!!!

Goo ___ what happened? Did you ___ ____ ____ ____ a ____?

Goo god what happened? Did you hit your head on a wall?

I revive old forum games because I ____ ____ ____ ____.

I revive old forum games because I am so very bored.

This ____ is ____ hangman ____ ____ but ____ toaster and ____ ____ ____ fish ____ bait.

This man is the hangman of men but his toaster and his toast are fish rod bait.

I ____ ____ ____ who likes to ____ ____ and ____ ____, but never ____ ____ ____.

I like a man who likes to worship lettuce and lick butter, but never without toes.

I like to ____ with my ____ and ____ all ____ ____ ____.

I like to dance with my friend and laugh all friggin' night long.

Oh my, ____ seems to ____  ____  ____. Quick, ____  ____  ____.  

Oh my, Irock seems to have a moustache. Quick, grab the pitchforks.

____ on my ____ and ____ ____ ____.

Barf on my pants and get outta here.

So, _____, you ____ to _____ _____ ____.

So, sir, you used to suck Arlen's dick?

I used ___ ___ tomato ___ zebra ___ jumps ___ ___ super mario brothers ___ me ___ the fruit roll ups.

I used a super tomato leper zebra which jumps through the super mario brothers from me to the fruit roll ups.

____ ____ on _____ and _____ while I _____ _____ _____ _____.

Please hold on tightly and scream while I go at full throtal.

____ is a ____ that ____ ____ ____ ____ and ____.

Jesus is a god that eats monkeys while dancing and grooving


_____ took____ and _____ _____  _____ nerd.

Bullqueers took charge and anal-raped the incarcerated nerd.

He _____ the _____ _____ at _____ to _____ _____ _____.

He milked the cow hard at noon to win the bet.

That ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ doesn't go in there.

That pencil of yours really REALLY doesn't go in there.

You _____ _____ and _____  ______ cannabalistic ______ aren't ______ ______.

You understand life and death, so cannabalistic nutters aren't all bad.

Why ____ ____ large ____ when small ____ ____ ____ better?

Why are big large dogs when small cats are the better?
*I know, doesn't make any bloody sense.

Yoshi ____ _____ joined forces with _____ to ______ ______.

Yoshi and kirby joined forces with Rei to bake cakes.

I'ts a ____ of ____ to ____ a pretty ____ if the way is ____.

It's a kind of way to make a pretty princess if the way is flamboyant.

I want to ____ ____ ____ ____ bucket ____ ____ your mother ____ ____ ___ toilet.

I want to poop in that rusty bucket and do your mother around the round toilet.

I ____ a ____ __ ___ neighbors ____-____

I ate a zombie at my neighbors sit-in.   (Yeah, couldn't think of a good one.)

Your mother is a ____ ____ Laura Mimsum ____ ____ ____ adminvenium ____ ____ ____ tragollaw ____ ____ hippopautamus ____ ____ ____ ____ Rebublican ____ ____ ____ and Daniel Radcliffe ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ with a bucket of ____ ____ ____ ____ and a castle far away where no one can hear you ____ ____ ____ soup ____ ____ with a bucket of ____ ____ ____ Mickey Mouse ____ ____ and a stick of dynamite ____ ____ magical ____ ____ ____ alakazam!!!!!!!!!!


(Yes, I've been watching Harry Potter Puppet Pals, for those of you who recognize it.)

oh.my.god   zylos....  

Your mother is a damn good Laura Mimsum impersonator and the adminvernium was all about tragollaw but my hippopautamus aint got nothin on Republican jawbreaking super robots and Daniel Radcliffe once decided to fuck whales with a bucket of KY jelly and toothpaste and a castle far away where no one can hear you, the whale pooped soup and handgrenades with a bucket of tar chips, while Mickey Mouse punched Minnie and a stick of dynamite fell from magical lands from above; ALAKAZAM!!!!!!!!!

.____________. dont judge me.




Once ____ ____ ____ in a _____ with _____ and _____, there were _____ who ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ AND ____ all of the village people, where the ____ used to ____ and ____ with 73 _____ using nothing but ____ and dick lube.

Once upon a time in a land with war and strife, there were soldiers who ate and sang and danced AND murdered all of the village people, where the children used to laugh and play with 73 pedophiles using nothing but dicks and dick lube.

____ ____.

Oh shit.

____ is a ____ _____ that sometimes _____ ______ _____ head ____ gives ____ ____ ____ kick.

Halo is a fun game that sometimes fucks with your head and gives your mom a kick.

I felt like reviving this before it was considered a necropost...(It isn't one if its 22 days, right?)

Some ___ ____ gave _____ _____ crack to ____ with ____ _____ ______ nose.

Some blind Guatemalans gave us anal crack to fill with Pinoccio's long wooden nose.


My hairy ____ needs ____ so it ____ ____ instead of ____ like ____ ____ in ____ ____.

My hairy pussy needs shaving so it can breathe instead of living like a whore in a bin.

Some ____ get a _____ _____ when they _____ and repeatedly _____ _____ to make _____ _____ fly into _____ _____ arse.

Some guys get a red mark when they spank and repeatedly beat themselves to make valium suppositories fly into their gaping arse.

Your ___ ___ my ___, so I'm going to ___ ___ and your ____ ____ ____ for ____ I can ____ out of ____!

I would like to drink old beer and vomit on myself.

____'s ____ gap just ____ the entire ____ ____!

poop's poop gap just pooped the entire poopy poop!

poop's poop gap just pooped the entire poopy poop!

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

_____ often ______ small children when ______.

I often crush small children when driving.

At the____, Winona Ryder ____ ____ ____ from her ____ ____, causing the ____ to ____ in fear.

At the airport, Winona Ryder produced a dwarf from her frilly undergarments, causing the building to implode in fear.

Edit: Forgot this part

______ usually _______ themselves in attempts to ________  ________ with ________ and a butter knife.

Idiots usually kill themselves in attempts to cut cheese with chainsaw and a butter knife.

Halo was _____ because the game developers _____ your ____ with their ____  ______ grabbing ____.

Halo was wicked because the game developers smoked your stash with their pudgy fingers grabbing twinkies.

I ____ your ____ in the back seat of ____ ____.

+10 points if you can keep yer mind out of the gutter!

I destroyed your laptop in the back seat of moving mini-van.

Godzilla ______ your _______ so you ______ a ________ and ______ the _____ dinosaur-dragon thingy.

Godzilla married your mother, so you made a card and welcomed the lovable dinosaur-dragon thingy.  

In terms of _______  ________, Bruce Willis ________   _________ a suspicious green substance.

In terms of lime gelatin, Bruce Willis noisily slurped a suspicious green substance.

The wake of ____ ____ has ____ many tribal ____ that ____ ____ with ____ ____, at least for the ____ ____.

The wake of Big Momma has destroyed many tribal villages that were filled with beautiful people, at least for the native population.

Tom _____ the monkey, so _____ ______ sucked _____ _____ with ______ hairy ______ _____ book

Tom freed the monkey, so a chimpanzee sucked an egg with its hairy vacuum-powered book.


Most of our _______ we try _______  ________ to fight _______  _______ and a donut.

Most of our weekend we try super vodka to fight ugly people and a donut.

Your mom _____ Tom Brady's ____ ____ ____ because ___ ___ a ____ ____ that survives on ____ and ____

Your mom loves Tom Brady's home made cookies because she has a sweet tooth that survives on chocolate and things.

Batman _______ all over _______ and decided _______ _______ a failure of a _______ _______.

Batman flew all over Gotham and decided Arkham was a failure of a psychiatric institution.

My big fat ____ is so huge, it can't fit into ____ ____ without ____.

My big fat dick is so huge, it can't fit into my girlfriend without lube.


Some ____ here to ____ and ____, others ____ to ____ ____ ____, I ____ here to ____ and _____ ____ _____ on the walls.

Some come here to dance and sing, others to while time away, I come here to dissipate and throw potato salad on the walls.

When I ____ ____, sometimes ____ gets in my ____ and that ____!

+10 points for not using sexual or autoerotic imagery!

When I cook spaghetti, sometimes onion gets in my eye and that hurts.

There are _____ _____ in the  _____, _____ who _____  and ______ who ______.

Very good, SK.

There are two ferrets in the refrigerator, one who scratches and one who sheds.

If ____ is ____, how can ____ be ____ ____ a ____ at ____ ____?

If life is inconsequential, how can death be anything besides a jab at our elders?

______ in the way of _______, ________ tin foil hats, _______ _______ peanut butter.

Stand in the way of cars, make tin foil hats, and throw peanut butter.

_____ can fit _____ _____ in my ______.

(+10 if you can make it a double entendre)

ZEBRA can fit GORILLA'S BREAKTHROUGH in my GIRAFFE.

_._.Ren makes ___ blank sentences in the attempt to make ___ put your ___ in his ___.

S.K.Ren makes great blank sentences in the attempt to make you put your money in his wallet.

_____ needs _____ _____ a _____ and _____ _____.

Congress needs to pass a law and legalize marijuana.

____ tastes like ____ when I ____ ____ in my mouth, but ____ if I ____ ____.

Cheese tastes like piss when I put it in my mouth, but lemons if I do otherwise.

______ every day a new _______ _______ frightful threats of _______ from ______ _______.

Almost every day a new penguin shouts frightful threats of confusion from his mouth.

___ ___ not sure ___ I ___ ___ ___ just now, but ___ ___ ___ ___ it worked.

I am not sure how I broke your mind just now, but all I know is it worked.

Which ____ ____ a ____ march ____? ____ ____ ____ ____ of ____.

Which way does a military march travel? Any direction it wants of course.

Can someone PLEASE ____ ____ ____ zit ____ ____ inner ____, I want to have ____ ____ with ____ ____!

Can someone PLEASE pop this freaking zit on my inner ear; I want to have a conversation with the Czar!

The ______ horsemen of _______ ________ existed _______ ________ Crispin Glover's _________.

The four horsemen of the apocalyse existed inside of Crispi Glover's imagination.

As a ____ ____, I ____ ____, ____, ____, and ____.

As a competetive eater, I ate kidneys, brains, cockscomb, and testicles.

My ____ wouldn't stay up ____ ____ ____ so I ____ ____ ____ instead.

My appendage wouldn't stay up after that load so I used my foot instead.

I ___ ___ it, but I have a ___  it wouldn't ___ ___ unstuck the ___ from your ___.

I didn't try it, but I have a feeling it wouldn't have helped unstuck the arrow from your head.

I've seen your ____ many ____; usually when you're ____ ____ at the local ____ ____, but also when I'm ____ at Joe's ____.

I've seen your very many cows; usually when you're grooming cows at the local cow farm, but also when I'm eating at Joe's goldfish

Why must __ do __ when __ __ at __ so much/many*__ __ __ very __

*put whichever

Why must everyone do something when we have at hand so much time to waste very slowly?

I was __ __ in the __ when I realized __ __ bad __ __, and probably __ __ as well.

Why must everyone do something when we have at hand so much time to waste very slowly?

I was __ __ in the __ when I realized __ __ bad __ __, and probably __ __ as well.

I was eating bats in the kitchen when I realized bats were bad to eat, and probably eat flies as well.

The__ __ couldn't__when__ __ __because__ is __ __, so, you see, __ always has to __ when __ __ in the __.

The reason gods couldn't survive when prayers faded is because life is about believing, so, you see, one always has to believe when one exists in the universe.


Oh ____.

Oh, look!

When __ __ it __ so __ __ __ sandwiches __ __ though, of course, __ __. So why __ a __ __, I ask you?

When we picnic it rains so hard that the sandwiches get soggy though, of course, we must eat. So why not a dry restaurant, I ask you?

You're gonna __ this one. My __ caught me __ __ behind the __ last week, and __ thought I had __ __ a long __ __. She was so __, she hasn't __ __ __ in a __!

hey-you cheated! You put three words after "though, of course"!
anyways,

You're gonna kill this one. My dad caught me this deer behind the sofa last week, and he thought I had killed it. She was so nice, she hasn't eaten any food in a millennium!

Oh my god-__ __ __! How can _we __ __ __ with only __ as __ __ __?!

Oh my god-look at this! How can not we be able to with only Derek as our main adversary?!

I was wondering ___ why ___ ___, but ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ he doesn't ___ leverage ___ of course. Pilgrims have ___ but ___ raining ___ jumping ___ looking ___ dating.

I was wondering, see, why does Sally, but not Josh, like to sing? He likes leverage-well, of course. Pilgrims have sung but no raining or jumping or looking or dating.

__ __ __ __ __ __ __ monopoly __ antidisastablishmentarianism __ like __ __ __ pirates and ninjas.

I think that the very fun game monopoly need antidisastablishmentarianism but like all the cool pirates and ninjas.

if you ___ ___ someone,who would it __ and __ __ __ be like __ __?

If you could eat someone, who would be and what would they be like to taste?

____ thread ____ dead. ___ ___ ___ resurrect ___?

This thread was dead. Why would you resurrect it?

____.

dunno.

I thought __ __ __ it,games __!

I thought the world of it, games rule!

Shall we __ __ rest in __, or allow it to __ __?

Shall we let it rest in peace, or allow it to keep going?

Fuck __, we'll __ __ live.

Fuck it,We'll let it live.

Yeah,why __ __ __ these __ __ die?

Yeah, why do all of these forum games die?

__ a ______. I __ really ______ things, like ______ ____ threads.

That's a relief. I so really enjoy things, like these game threads.

It was like __ the way he __ the __ as __ as he did. I was __ at the __ of it all!

It was like honk the way he honk the honk as honk as he did. I was honk at the honk of it all!

____.

Lame.

Let's play __ and go __ yourself.

Lets play now and go Fuck yourself.

Haha,I __ __ this __ __ __...

All will _ _ _ _ the _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ C _ _ _ _ _ _, or _ _ _ _ _ _ at her ______.

Ha, I love this game?

All will love the Mistress Colleen, or grovel at her feet.

Come __ __ the huge __ that I have __ __ my __!

YOU GOT IT WRONGGG >:C

Come ladies, enjoy the huge "cake" that I have prepared in my pants.

...

Blah blah ____ ____ ____ blah bleh bloh ____ ____ ____ and a moose that once bit my sister.

Blah blah what is this blah bleh bloh I don't even and a moose that once bit my sister.

Don't ___ the ___.

Don't yiff the cook. DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER.

____ ____ ____ sucks.

Huge monkey anal sucks.

Place your photon ___ in my ___ chamber before the ___ barrel ___s!

Place your photon penis in my penis chamber before the penis barrel peniss!

___ is the ___est moose I've ever ____

This is the tastiest moose I've ever eaten.

____ the ____.

Screw the rules.

I __ green _.

I screw green bears.

___ ___, ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___, then a bunch of monkeys attacked me!

I woke, realized I was in the jungle, then a bunch of monkeys attacked me!

Whatever you do, do not __ your __ in the __ __!

Whatever you do, do not place your money in the stock market!

__ me a ___ sandwich and a vibrating ___ or ___ will __ me.

Bring me a olive sandwich and a vibrating martini or Roph will rape me.

What ____ this ____ don't ____

What if this plan don't work?

If ___ were ___ what would ____ ____

If woodchucks were chucking what would they chuck?

This is the most __ __ I have ever __ __!

This is the most back-alley kid I have ever fastened upfront!

Whose __? I never did __ to __ his/her __ __.

Whose butt? I never did think to sniff her backside odor.

The __ brought my __ out, but I __ it because there was a __ in my __.

The game brought my rage out, but I resisted it because there was a relative in my room.

___ ___ mercenary ___ combat ___ resulted in me becoming ___ ___ and dyslexic.

Cocaine fueled mercenary VR combat resulted in me becoming criminally insane and dyslexic.

When the ___ ___ blew, I nearly ___ my ___ but the ___ ___ prevented a ___ ___, thank ___!

When the sewage pipe blew, I nearly had my exorcism, but the raw shit prevented a baby boom, thank heavens!


An adept of ___ was spotted earlier, their powers were of the ___ element. They used this power to ___ ___ ___ but I don't ___. I still think they're a dick.

An adept of buttmonkeys was spotted earlier, their powers were of the missile element. They used this power to destroy French sculptures but I don't approve. I still think they're a dick.

An adept of freaks was spotted earlier, their powers were of the fifth element. They used this power to fuck shit up but I dont care. I still think they're a dick.


Who the ____ ____ed in my ____ ______? I'll ____ 'em up!

Who the deuce wanked in my chamber pot? I'll duff 'em up!

I do ____ that this has lead me to the conclusion of ____, taking into consideration that ___ ___ ___, but in reality, the ___ way to go about doing ___ ___, is to simply ___ ___ ___ instead.

I do realize that this has lead me to the conclusion of idiocracy, taking into consideration that many have posted, but in reality, the best way to go about doing forum games, is to simply have good times instead.
[Enter cheesy comment here]

You can't _______ me, I have a ____ filled with positive ________!

You can't smite me, I have a foot filled with positive electrons!

I regret ___ having my ___ ___ when I was younger. I just ___ to ___ some magic, man.

"I regret myself having my son when I was younger. I just need to do some magic, man."

Oh my ___! Why are there ___ in the ___?!

Oh my dick! Why are there dicks in the dick?!

Dick ____ dick ____ and dick, but _____ buffalo.

positive electrons

Try positron

Dick don't dick around with dick, but fucks buffalo.

I'm all out of _____, I'm so _____ without _____. I ______ you _____ _____. For _____ me so ______.

I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you. I know you were right. For fuck me so horny.


____ you, ____.

Zylos you, fuck.

____________________________________________________________.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

Strike_:mad:hi

___ ___, _____ ___ power.

Screw you, I've got power.

So when did this ____ got so ___ __ ____? I ____ some _____, but everything is about _____ and ________.

So when did this magikarp got so excited it died? I have some lotions, but everything is about healing and fucking.

How did _x_ get ___ ___ when ___ ___? I never knew that all ___ ___ ___ a ___ as well.

How did axe get sprayed everywhere when shit happened? I never knew that all this crap was a crock as well.

How did axe get sprayed everywhere when shit happened? I never knew that all this crap was a crock as well.

You broke the chain!  You gotta give a new one 

Why Would he ____ That though. Thats Just not ____ ____ at all.

Why Would he do That though. Thats Just not truly funny at all.

The _____ _____ fox ______ over the ____ dog.

The DICK DICK fox DICK over the DICK dog.

____, ____ ____ ____! ____? ____ ____ ____!!!

Huh, the dog barked! Dog? FUCK NO CATS!!!

How did axe get sprayed everywhere when shit happened? I never knew that all this crap was a crock as well.

whoops I didn't mean to put an x in the first word. it could've been anything

___ ___ ___ my old man when ___ still ___ than she ___?

What happened to my old man when he still more than she had?
[Bad grammar FTW!]
_____s. I ____ them so much that I want to _____ a _____ right in their _____!

Whores. I love them so much that I want to insert a cow right in their nose!

___. Are you..Serious? I'm kinda _____ right now now that you've said that ____ got _____ in the ______..

Shit. Are you..Serious? I'm kinda concerned right now now that you've said Irock got F'd in the A.

My ____ is ______ than ______'s.

My burrito is tastier than Pacman's.

What the __ are you __? It __ like __ __ __ with __ on it! __, __ __ fellow!

What the what are you James? It thought like she saw you with cats on it! James, that sexy fellow!

___ ensued when my ___ accidentally ___ my ___ while ___ his ___ against the potatoes.

Orgies ensued when my girlfriend accidentally bumped my member while fighting his war against the potatoes.

___! It's so _____ and _______. What have ___ been _____?

Jello! It's so jiggly and sweet. What have YOU been eating?

If my __ gets any __, I'll have to __ it __! Would you like to __ __?

If my jell-O gets any smaller, I'll have to eat it up! Would you like to help me?

______ _______! I just _____ that ______ ___! You ____ it all down you __________! I'll ____ you!

Oh wow! I just thought that you're gay! You strip it all down you beast! I'll hug you!
(Awesome sentence, ftw.)

Hey, have you heard of the new ___ game? I just saw it on ___ for only $___! are you going to get it?

No way! I just wanted that freaking taco! You swallowed it all down you douche! I'll cut you!

< Fuck You AbsoluteIce, replied before me ;_; >

Hey, have you heard of the new Gold & Glory game? I just saw it on RMRK for only $15.3331 MYR! are you going to get it?

___ ___ ___ ironic that ___ ___ ___. I ___ ___ person ___ ___.

I think it's ironic that Kwang said that. I am one person completely spiral-eyed.

Where the ____ did all of these ____ ______ come from? I'm ____ ___ _______ _____ of these ____ ________ trying to ____ us!

Where the bonkers did all of these jumping dingoes come from? I'm sick to your armpits of these preposterous canines trying to proposition us!

Rob Schneider _____ a _____! ____ __ ____ __ ______ derp de ____!

Rob Schneider was a derp! derp de derp de derp derp de derp!

Make a sentence out of this! ___ _____ _____ ___ ______ ____ ___ ____ ___.

Whata beautiful face, I have found in this place.

That is ____ all around the ____.

That is forumgamers all around the world.

Misaka Mikoto ____-____. _________ ______ ______'s pride and joy. 3rd _________ _____ in _______ City. The ________ Princess!

Misaka Mikoto, Certified-Weeaboo, Was her Porn-producers's pride and joy. 3rd Biggest Slut in whole City. The gangbang Princess!

Spoiler for:

I am a horrible person I also added some comma's so it made sense

Reverend ______ _____ was a god fearing man who liked the TV show _____ and sometimes wore a silly _____.

Reverend Tattertot Chantrey was a god fearing man who liked the TV show "A-Certain-Scientific-Railgun" and sometimes wore a silly sweater.
[Backburn time.]

What is a ________? It's where you ____ a ____ that ______ ________, creating _____ for the ______.

What is a network? It's where you connect a sever that you created, creating server for the network.

how many ____ do you need to go to _____ and make, _____ forums, and got owned by ______?

how many brothels do you need to go to fund and make, ladies' forums, and got owned by Jewelstar?

What is the ___ doing in my ___ ___? My ___ is ___ and my batteries are actually ___? You ___ ___, how could you ___ it ___ down?

What is the cracker doing in my laundry room? My dryer is fried and my batteries are actually burnt? You shit fucker, how could you tear it fucking down?

________: the __________ of ________ is a ____ that ____s ________ for the _____ment of others.

Life: the fart of dicks is a boob that smells rancid for the disembowelment of others.

As I was walking home, _____ _________ ____ __________ _____ ___ __ ____________ ____ ALL OF THEM ____ DINOSAURS ______ __ ______ FINALLY ____ FRUIT.

As I was walking home, a couple of kinky submissives stepped on my ALL OF THEM RIGID DINOSAURS Dildo™ and I FINALLY came FRUIT.

What luck I thought I had when ___ jumped on the ___ with me for ___ after pulling out my ___ from the ___. Unfortunately, I could not ___ the ___ of ___ and so I ___ before finally going to bed.

What luck I thought I had when creeps jumped on the floor with me for [PROFANITY] after pulling out my sheets from the bed. Unfortunately, I could not win the game of life and so I [PROFANITY] before finally going to bed.
[MARDEK references FTW!!!]

To ___ ______ no Railgun was a ____ ______, but it could ___ a _nd ______ terribly. Does ______ _____ with __? If ___, Then go ____ off a _____, ____ a ____, ___ my ____, and ___!!!

To random people no Railgun was a mass destruction, but it could b a land filled terribly. Does work done with Glados? If so, Then go flee off a master, newton a soda, in my world, and hate!!!

i'm GLaDOS ______ and i _____ you _____ because ________ science is a _______ place.

"I'm GLaDOS Jomarcenter and i hate you big because mad science is a isolated place".


Woke up ___ with ___ strapped to my happy ___. Who the ___ thought it was a good idea to make me ___ my ___!

Woke up early with ropes strapped to my happy hands. Who the hell thought it was a good idea to make me lose my temper!

What in the ___ is ___ with you? Did you ___ think you could ___ into my ___ and ___ that with you?

What in the tiberium is illogical with you? Did you stupidly think you could buy into my stock and employ that with you?

I have no joy in telling you that ____ ____ and the ___ wants to ____ your ____.