The Foxhole

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I Think I see Blackbeard & his Ship . . . wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!?

Wow you're good at making innuendos. 
Yay, Konoe Konoka is no longer drunk!

I am Not drunk! *Hicup* I just *hicup* WANT MOAR!!!!!!!!


If I was sober, I could not speak like thish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Minato gets drunk*

*Hicup*


*Falls to the floor & Sleeps heavily*

Unyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~

*Insert Cute Sleeping Anime Girl Blushing Picture here*

*Burp*

uh...(dumb)

*starts to be delusional*

*Still Sleeping*

*lays down next to Konoe Konoka*

Holy $#!&, I leave to do one interview and everyone's piss drunk!



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There's a bedroom open now if anyone wants an interview.

*twitches*

Nyoro~What the?!

Kyaaaaaaaa~ Baka Hentaiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Punches Minato Flying into the air*


What the heck you put on that Cola Zylos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>=0 Where you trying to make me drunk for you to benefit on me instead of me Torturing you?!


*Caro Angry!!!!!!!!*

What the heck you put on that Cola Zylos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I recall right, Dertt was the one who poured your Colas. <_<

*catches Minato and drags him off for an interview since Caro's angry and not drunk enough anymore*

STILL UNCONSCIOUS

*Stares at Dertt who is in pain because of his poor finger broke*


*Takes out the Whip*



Someone is gonna pay for making me Derttrunk!!!!!!!!


*Whips Dertt to Dertt death*


>=0 Zylos, I want you to give me the drinks next time, It's part of our "Contract".

*wakes up*

Uh why is my body sore all over...?

Oh right. 
Well, Im ready for "the interview".

HOLY-That's why I try always to stay away from that ROOM!!!!!!!!

Well, Im ready for "the interview".

The interview's already over. I finished it while you were still asleep; that's why you're so sore.
Unless you'd like another interview for some other position?

And Caro, please close the door and stop staring, or I may have to interview you too.

FIne~~~~~~





*Closes the door*

Well, Im ready for "the interview".

The interview's already over. I finished it while you were still asleep; that's why you're so sore.
Unless you'd like another interview for some other position?

And Caro, please close the door and stop staring, or I may have to interview you too.

Mister Zylos, I have had a tough day at work.

All these fucking homunculi keep trying to kill me and Im tired of it.
Pour me some whiskey.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
THAT WAS SERIOUSLY JUST COLA.
ZYLOS, WHAT'S THIS CONTRACT CARO'S TALKING ABOUT?
WHY DID SHE BREAK MY FINGER AND THEN COME ON TO EVERY GUY IN THE BAR EXCEPT FOR ME?
I LEAPT IN FRONT OF A FLYING PAPER AIRPLANE BULLET FOR THE CHANCE TO BE INTERVIEWED BY HER.

*takes out Raki and chugs it*
GAH! IT BURNS!

Hi, I'm here for the bouncer position. Looks like you kind of need one.

I need another Adios Motherfucker. My hand hurts from righting contracts.



 

Uhhh, on second thought Zylos, this bar looks up to code. I think I'll just go upstairs and uh, help out with the interviews.