The Foxhole

You probably have that condition where your vision is distorted by a lack of alcohol in your system.
Now that you've drank that one, look at this one.

Spoiler for:

Ugh, My head Hurts, gimme anuthre One Bartendersh!  I'sh a gir wif hungser!!!!!!

*drinks it in two zips*

I wanz Moar, ~  *Hicup*

NOW IT SEEEEEEEMS, DIS 'ERE PLACE TAINT UP TO NO CODE. HOWEVA I DO FIND IT WITHIN MYSELF TO GRACIOUSLY DEEM MYSELF THE OWNER OF THIS 'ERE ESTABLISHMENT AND FOR THE GOOD OF THE BAR PUT IT UP TO WHATS MEANT TO BE. NOW ZYLOS, SON, IF I DONT SEE THIS PLACE UP TO CODE BY DAWN IM GONNA HAV TO EITHER PURCHASE 51% OF THIS COMPANY AND DO IT MYSELF OR TEAR IT DOWN. NOW OFCOURSE I KNOW YOU DONT WANT ME TO BE A PERMANENT OWNER OF DIS PLACE SO I WILL HAVE MY LAWYER WRITE UP A CONTRACT OF SOME SORTS.

* Colonel Roy Mustang writes a contract and hands it to Sora.







 

Colonel it seems you've had one to many to drink, I can't read a thing.

Ugh, My head Hurts, gimme anuthre One Bartendersh!  I'sh a gir wif hungser!!!!!!

*drinks it in two zips*

I wanz Moar, ~  *Hicup*

Come with me.

*walks upstairs*

Colonel it seems you've had one to many to drink, I can't read a thing.

 



* Colonel Roy Mustang rewrites it and gives it to Sora.





 

DRIKNING COMPETITION TIEM!

Alright.

*gets Tanqueray Ten, Bushmill's, Los Abuelos, Lucid, Grey Goose and Aqua Luca*

What brave soul wants to try Hulk's Piss?

Ugh, My head Hurts, gimme anuthre One Bartendersh!  I'sh a gir wif hungser!!!!!!

*drinks it in two zips*

I wanz Moar, ~  *Hicup*

Come with me.

*walks upstairs*

*Grabs dertt finger hard*

ay, What are yer toching me Mate?
dot'cha kn'w who the hex I art? *Hicup*

*Pulls out a Whip from her boots*

I'mma tha mitrsss, u beach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*Whips*

Giv' mhe seh folll butle!!!!! *Hicup*

Meh not yet runk! *hicup*

NOW SEE HERE BOY, YOUR BAR WILL BE SHUTDOWN IF YOU DONT HANDLE THIS ATROCITY OF AN INTERVIEWER IMMEDIATELY, unless of course you hand her over to me for inspection

*Caro Gets up, & sits on Sora's Lap*

G'rrr . . . I sike u're meatbuns vcowboy *Hicup*

I'd luv to inspect all seh juice i u, specially for some . . . . Zortrure samver.  *Hicup*

*smiles8

How 'bout ith? *Hicup*

*Caro Gets up, & sits on Sora's Lap*

Oh cool

I sike u're meatbuns vcowboy

Y THANK U

I'd luv to inspect all seh juice i u

Wut

Zortrure samver.

WUT?!

I'd luv to inspect all seh juice i u, specially for some . . . . Zortrure samver.  *Hicup*

Quote of the day.
Grrr....I feel asleep!

*Puts her hands around Sora*

I say, I will, Tr*Hicup*Tur*hicup*rrr*hicup* You~~~~~~~~~`

*Smile*

Mizano, I luv Pireats toooooooooo~~~~~~~~ *Points at Minato*

*gulp*

*Mizano blushes*

Nao, don't be shy . . . *Hicup* Caro Won't *hicup* Bite . . .

*she is completely drunk*

oh no whatever shall I do

*he is completely sober*

*Gets Up*

*heads over Minato*


*Takes Whip & Whips him*

Get down Nao Pirate Boy!!!!! Kneel to your Captain!!!!!!!!!! Nao!!!!!!!! *Hicup*

Bartender!? *Hicup* Where's My Bottle!? *Hicup*

*falls down face first*

*Whips Minato*


How it feels you bag of Shrimps!? Is it painful!? *She's Completely drunk*

Please dont hit me, because every time you hit me...god kills puppy...

See how cute it is....awwww.......

*nose bleed*

. . .

*Runs & Kicks the Puppy*


Stop been a  Puss Your Are A pirate!!!!!!!!!!!! Be a Man!!!!!!!!!! *Hicup*

Barthender, My patience runs low. <lol>

Stop been a  Puss Your Are A pirate!!!!!!!!!!!! Be a Man!!!!!!!!!! *Hicup*

"Be a Man" ?



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unzips zipper (yes pirate pants have a zipper)

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I Think I see Blackbeard & his Ship . . . wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!?