The Foxhole

[Dertt]

I need another Adios Motherfucker. My hand hurts from righting contracts.

I'm not really sure why you were writing contracts since you don't have any official connections to management nor ownership of the bar, but...

...adios, motherfucker.

[Dwarra?]

[Dertt]

TRIPOD? OH SHI-
(explosion)
-T!

[Kebin]

I WAS WRITING CONTRACTS FOR MY TEXAN CLIENT BECAUSE I AM A LAWYER





oh and I'll get a drink. I don't care what it is as long as it's not cum.

[Dertt]

Aviation.

[DeathLock~]

I missed the 'interview'. o_o

[Dertt]

I missed the 'interview'. o_o

I don't think there was one. I sure as fuck didn't get one.


...

[DeathLock~]

Zylos is messing with our heads.

[Dertt]

It's ladies night here at the Foxhole,  and that means female types get free Anime Appletinis.

[Karo Rushe]

=/ Gimme an Aviation & an Adios Mutherfucker with some Passoa  With Vodka & Orange.

[Zylos]

Caro's bound to get drunk again... 

*pours out loads of drinks for her before grabbing DeathLock for his "interview", since he wants it so badly*

[DeathLock~]

What do you mean by "interview", sound suspicious.

[Redwyn]

*Comes in dressed in a waitress suit, ready to take orders.*

Uhm, hello everyone... I'm a new waitress that shall gladly take your orders while Master Zylos is busy doing interviews.

*Walks up to DeathLock*

Oh, don't worry about it Mr., the interviews are just to assess your skills, that's all

[DeathLock~]

Still sounds suspicious, though. XD

[Dwarra?]

What do you mean by "interview", sound suspicious.

Gay

*Comes in dressed in a waitress suit, ready to take orders.*

Uhm, hello everyone... I'm a new waitress that shall gladly take your orders while Master Zylos is busy doing interviews.

*Walks up to DeathLock*

Oh, don't worry about it Mr., the interviews are just to assess your skills, that's all

Also gay

[Moss.]

Scotch on the rocks.

[Sophist]

ASkgassd... vawuwashadda!

[Moss.]

Perhaps you've had enough. Do I need to show you the door, personally?

[Zylos]

Here you are, Hei.



And while you're at it, toss Sora out. He's been ogling my waitress a little too long for my comfort.

[Moss.]

Sure thing, Zylos.

* Hei locks Sora's arm behind his back and shows him to the door.

Nothin' personal, man.


Mmmm, scotch. :3

[Leventhan]

This place is turning out to be some kind of gay bar !_!

[Zylos]

It looks that way because Caro's the only girl who comes to the bar. 

You'd figure with Hei here that there would be more coming.

[Dertt]

*wakes up in the 'interview' room*
What's been  happening ...did Caro ever come up? Is she going to?

[Leventhan]

*wakes up in the 'interview' room*
What's been  happening ...did Caro ever come up? Is she going to?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Dertt]

*wakes up in the 'interview' room*
What's been  happening ...did Caro ever come up? Is she going to?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

...she's... not coming?

*mixes a Bourbon Street Blaze and drinks it while it's still lit*
OOOOOOWWWWW