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I need another Adios Motherfucker. My hand hurts from righting contracts.



 ;9

I'm not really sure why you were writing contracts since you don't have any official connections to management nor ownership of the bar, but...

...adios, motherfucker.



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I WAS WRITING CONTRACTS FOR MY TEXAN CLIENT BECAUSE I AM A LAWYER :bean:





oh and I'll get a drink. I don't care what it is as long as it's not cum.

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I missed the 'interview'. o_o


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I missed the 'interview'. o_o

I don't think there was one. I sure as fuck didn't get one.


...

:baww:

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Zylos is messing with our heads.


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It's ladies night here at the Foxhole,  and that means female types get free Anime Appletinis.

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=/ Gimme an Aviation & an Adios Mutherfucker with some Passoa  :pw: With Vodka & Orange.

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Caro's bound to get drunk again...  :-\

*pours out loads of drinks for her before grabbing DeathLock for his "interview", since he wants it so badly*




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What do you mean by "interview", sound suspicious. :P


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*Comes in dressed in a waitress suit, ready to take orders.*

Uhm, hello everyone... I'm a new waitress that shall gladly take your orders while Master Zylos is busy doing interviews.

*Walks up to DeathLock*

Oh, don't worry about it Mr., the interviews are just to assess your skills, that's all ^-^


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Still sounds suspicious, though. XD


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What do you mean by "interview", sound suspicious. :P
Gay
*Comes in dressed in a waitress suit, ready to take orders.*

Uhm, hello everyone... I'm a new waitress that shall gladly take your orders while Master Zylos is busy doing interviews.

*Walks up to DeathLock*

Oh, don't worry about it Mr., the interviews are just to assess your skills, that's all ^-^


Also gay

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Scotch on the rocks.

:tinysmile::tinysmile:

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ASkgassd... vawuwashadda!
you awoke in a burning paperhouse
from the infinite fields of dreamless sleep

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Perhaps you've had enough. Do I need to show you the door, personally?

:tinysmile::tinysmile:

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Here you are, Hei.



And while you're at it, toss Sora out. He's been ogling my waitress a little too long for my comfort.




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Sure thing, Zylos.
* Hei locks Sora's arm behind his back and shows him to the door.

Nothin' personal, man.


Mmmm, scotch. :3

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This place is turning out to be some kind of gay bar !_!
Be kind, everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.

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It looks that way because Caro's the only girl who comes to the bar.  ;9

You'd figure with Hei here that there would be more coming.




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*wakes up in the 'interview' room*
What's been  happening ...did Caro ever come up? Is she going to?

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Ruin that brick wall!
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*wakes up in the 'interview' room*
What's been  happening ...did Caro ever come up? Is she going to?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Be kind, everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.

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*wakes up in the 'interview' room*
What's been  happening ...did Caro ever come up? Is she going to?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

...she's... not coming?

*mixes a Bourbon Street Blaze and drinks it while it's still lit*
OOOOOOWWWWW