[Writing] Rove

[Irock]

rove is not here
rove is not there
rove is not what you think
rove is nowhere

rove where are you?
Where did you go?
Where have you been hiding?
I need to know.

I rooked at the park
I rooked in the store
I rooked on the net
I can't take it any more

So I went to the hood
Got me a ho
Handed her a forty
And away we go

I brew my top
All thanks to her
I thought it was rove
But after I came, rove was nothing more than a brurr

~Peapod Ninja Irock

[Nightwolf]

It started off a little bad, and it didn't catch in the middle, the less said about the end-the better. Apart from that it was awesome..



Nah jk, loved the 4th stanza.

[Arwym]

That is SO Irock...

[Irock]

What is that supposed to mean? ._.

[Arrow]

Irock, nobody wants to hear about your cum fantasies.

[Moss.]

and so here i am
writing this song
cuz a girl broke my heart and
HOLYSHITMYKIDNEYSAREGONE

[Kokowam]

and so here i am
writing this song
cuz a girl broke my heart and
HOLYSHITTHISTOPICISOLD

[Moss.]

the least you could do is rhyme

[Nightwolf]

and so here i am
writing this song
cuz a girl broke my heart and
HOLYSHITILOSTMYTHONG

[Dertt]

I just noticed this:

Handed her a forty

...forty dollar bill?

[Moss.]

LOL how old are you?

[Kokowam]

Isn't it obvious that it's a forty dollar bill? >_> Read the rest.

[Moss.]

Actually, a 40 dollar bill DOES make sense, there, but I thought he was talking about "a 40," as in a 40 oz. malt liquor beverage which is, obviously, commonly referred to as "a 40."

and black people love it

[Dertt]

I realised that randomly about an hour after I made the post.

[Irock]

Use your imagination, what do YOU think it is?

[Arkbennett]

40 mgs of Ruffies.
Oh Irock, you dirty bastard.

[Moss.]

i thought that said 40mg of ruffles

and I got rly hngry

[Dwarra?]

Handed her a .40 pistol


Aka da 9mm dawgs

[Arkbennett]

Oh, that was my 3rd guess.
My second was a .40 mm condom.

Man I suck at guessing.

[Irock]

i thought that said 40mg of ruffles

and I got rly hngry

I did too.
Okay it's decided, he handed her 40mgs of ruffles.

[Kokowam]

God, that's hawt ;-;

[Arrow]

Revived so you can lol.

[Nightwolf]

I lol'd.

[Kokowam]

Me too. Mod abuse ftw