[Writing] Rove

rove is not here
rove is not there
rove is not what you think
rove is nowhere

rove where are you?
Where did you go?
Where have you been hiding?
I need to know.

I rooked at the park
I rooked in the store
I rooked on the net
I can't take it any more

So I went to the hood
Got me a ho
Handed her a forty
And away we go

I brew my top
All thanks to her
I thought it was rove
But after I came, rove was nothing more than a brurr

~Peapod Ninja Irock

It started off a little bad, and it didn't catch in the middle, the less said about the end-the better. Apart from that it was awesome..



Nah jk, loved the 4th stanza.

That is SO Irock...

What is that supposed to mean? ._.

Irock, nobody wants to hear about your cum fantasies.

and so here i am
writing this song
cuz a girl broke my heart and
HOLYSHITMYKIDNEYSAREGONE

and so here i am
writing this song
cuz a girl broke my heart and
HOLYSHITTHISTOPICISOLD

the least you could do is rhyme

and so here i am
writing this song
cuz a girl broke my heart and
HOLYSHITILOSTMYTHONG

I just noticed this:

Handed her a forty

...forty dollar bill?

LOL how old are you?

Isn't it obvious that it's a forty dollar bill? >_> Read the rest.

Actually, a 40 dollar bill DOES make sense, there, but I thought he was talking about "a 40," as in a 40 oz. malt liquor beverage which is, obviously, commonly referred to as "a 40."

and black people love it

I realised that randomly about an hour after I made the post.

Use your imagination, what do YOU think it is?

40 mgs of Ruffies.
Oh Irock, you dirty bastard.

i thought that said 40mg of ruffles

and I got rly hngry

Handed her a .40 pistol


Aka da 9mm dawgs

Oh, that was my 3rd guess.
My second was a .40 mm condom.

Man I suck at guessing.

i thought that said 40mg of ruffles

and I got rly hngry

I did too.
Okay it's decided, he handed her 40mgs of ruffles.

God, that's hawt ;-;

Revived so you can lol.

I lol'd.

Me too. Mod abuse ftw