Awesome Medical Advancement!

[Holkeye]

       Did you guys hear about the new non-invasive test that doctors are doing to detect cancer in patients from 14 - 45? Usually getting tested for cancer involves being bathed in cathode rays, or painful biopsies of crucial organs. Now, in the year 2007, doctors have found that a simple procedure can not only detect cancerous cells, but also display the exact location of the malignant tumor. The inexpensive, relatively painless test is going through a trial run in hospitals around the US. The consensus is that by Q2 2008, it will be the cornerstone of the AMA's early detection plan. This would most assuredly save countless lives, and since it costs next to nothing, the US' economy is bound to rise. Victory in the fight against cancerous tumors is that much closer now that we have a more potent tool to unmask the threat before it gets out of control. All you have to do is see if your hand is bigger than your face.































[spoiler]I know this should be in The Sewers, but it wouldn't work if people saw it there. Please leave this here, for at least a few days.[/spoiler]

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All you have to do is see if your hand is bigger than your face.

Is being bigger good or bad? Which should be bigger, my hand or face?

[Irock]

All you have to do is see if your hand is bigger than your face.

Is being bigger good or bad? Which should be bigger, my hand or face?

If your hand is smaller than your entire head, you have brain or heart cancer.

[Kokowam]

LOL HOLK >_>

[Pathbinder]

If your hand is smaller than your entire head, you have brain or heart cancer.

I probably have heart cancer since there's nothing wrong with the way I think, and I get used to get frequent heart pain, though it stopped now and it probably may not turn into a full cancer until years later.

[Moss.]

lol @ this really only working in real life, yet being posted on the internet

[Holkeye]

lol @ this really only working in real life, yet being posted on the internet

[Arrow]

lol I love this gag.

[Leventhan]

Oh nose, my hands are smaller.