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Title: Awesome Medical Advancement!
Post by: Holkeye on December 15, 2007, 07:34:34 AM
       Did you guys hear about the new non-invasive test that doctors are doing to detect cancer in patients from 14 - 45? Usually getting tested for cancer involves being bathed in cathode rays, or painful biopsies of crucial organs. Now, in the year 2007, doctors have found that a simple procedure can not only detect cancerous cells, but also display the exact location of the malignant tumor. The inexpensive, relatively painless test is going through a trial run in hospitals around the US. The consensus is that by Q2 2008, it will be the cornerstone of the AMA's early detection plan. This would most assuredly save countless lives, and since it costs next to nothing, the US' economy is bound to rise. Victory in the fight against cancerous tumors is that much closer now that we have a more potent tool to unmask the threat before it gets out of control. All you have to do is see if your hand is bigger than your face.































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I know this should be in The Sewers, but it wouldn't work if people saw it there. Please leave this here, for at least a few days.
Title: Re: Awesome Medical Advancement!
Post by: &&&&&&&&&&&&& on December 15, 2007, 09:23:02 AM
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All you have to do is see if your hand is bigger than your face.

Is being bigger good or bad? Which should be bigger, my hand or face?
Title: Re: Awesome Medical Advancement!
Post by: Irock on December 15, 2007, 09:27:08 AM
Quote from: Fred Flintstone on December 15, 2007, 09:23:02 AM
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All you have to do is see if your hand is bigger than your face.

Is being bigger good or bad? Which should be bigger, my hand or face?
If your hand is smaller than your entire head, you have brain or heart cancer.
Title: Re: Awesome Medical Advancement!
Post by: Kokowam on December 15, 2007, 01:48:11 PM
LOL HOLK >_>
Title: Re: Awesome Medical Advancement!
Post by: Pathbinder on December 16, 2007, 02:34:40 PM
Quote from: 8| on December 15, 2007, 09:27:08 AM
If your hand is smaller than your entire head, you have brain or heart cancer.

I probably have heart cancer since there's nothing wrong with the way I think, and I get used to get frequent heart pain, though it stopped now and it probably may not turn into a full cancer until years later.
Title: Re: Awesome Medical Advancement!
Post by: Moss. on December 16, 2007, 06:40:30 PM
lol @ this really only working in real life, yet being posted on the internet
Title: Re: Awesome Medical Advancement!
Post by: Holkeye on December 16, 2007, 07:30:56 PM
Quote from: emorlen on December 16, 2007, 06:40:30 PM
lol @ this really only working in real life, yet being posted on the internet
;8
Title: Re: Awesome Medical Advancement!
Post by: Arrow on December 16, 2007, 09:46:45 PM
lol I love this gag.
Title: Re: Awesome Medical Advancement!
Post by: Leventhan on December 18, 2007, 04:22:18 AM
Oh nose, my hands are smaller.
:V