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Transformers: the movie(2007)

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I love Decepticons, but the only hole was that the All-Spark only made evil robots, kinda confusing.

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[7:29:51 PM] Arrowone says: okay so it's liek this.
[7:29:59 PM] Arrowone says: You have a cube called the all spark
[7:30:06 PM] Arrowone says: and its like, transformer God.
[7:30:22 PM] Arrowone says: And uh
[7:30:30 PM] Arrowone says: it creates transformer world
[7:30:41 PM] Arrowone says: after it lands on a lifeless planet
[7:30:50 PM] Arrowone says: just, *poof* existance.
[7:30:32 PM] Emily added cheweybird to this chat
[7:30:57 PM] Arrowone says: So the cube is still on the planet
[7:31:08 PM] Arrowone says: and the transformers grow, evolve, etc
[7:31:20 PM] Arrowone says: and like people, they start fighting over the cube's godly powers
[7:31:36 PM] Arrowone says: until the war gets so bad its like everything is post-nuke
[7:31:44 PM] Arrowone says: and the cube is somehow launched into space
[7:31:51 PM] Emily says: lol
[7:31:54 PM] Arrowone says: it lands on Earth
[7:31:58 PM] Arrowone says: they don't know about it
[7:32:06 PM] Arrowone says: Life starts on Earth
[7:32:11 PM] Emily says: rofl
[7:32:16 PM] Arrowone says: eventually, Megatron smells the coffee
[7:32:22 PM] Arrowone says: and he goes looking for it
[7:32:31 PM] Arrowone says: he gets all like lol wtf graivty sucks here
[7:32:37 PM] Arrowone says: and his navigation systems fuck up
[7:32:45 PM] Arrowone says: he lands in the arctic circle, freezes.
[7:32:50 PM] Emily says: where does OPTIMUS PRIME come into this
[7:33:01 PM] Arrowone says: some explorer dude falls into the ice as he tries to document the circle
[7:33:09 PM] Arrowone says: I'm gettin' o it djang
[7:33:13 PM] Arrowone says: *to it
[7:33:23 PM] Arrowone says: now uh
[7:33:27 PM] Arrowone says: he finds megatron
[7:34:07 PM] Arrowone says: and he starts doing the dumbass human thing and touches him all over
[7:34:15 PM] Arrowone says: somehow, when he touches megatrons HAND
[7:34:23 PM] Arrowone says: he activates the navigation system
[7:34:25 PM] Arrowone says: wtf
[7:34:28 PM] Arrowone says: but anyway
[7:34:51 PM] Arrowone says: it burns an imprint of the all-sparks location (in nerdy moonspeak) on explorer's glasses
[7:35:05 PM] Arrowone says: You got all this so far?
[7:35:08 PM] Emily says: yes
[7:35:13 PM] Arrowone says: coo
[7:35:28 PM] Arrowone says: now then, jump ahead some-ought years to liek, nao.
[7:35:53 PM] Arrowone says: This dude is giving this report to class about geneology or sth
[7:35:58 PM] Arrowone says: I used sth, lol
[7:36:11 PM] Arrowone says: and he starts trying to hock explorer's glasses
[7:36:20 PM] Arrowone says: can't sell them to his class, puts them on Ebay
[7:36:45 PM] Arrowone says: Deceptions are still trying to dig around on earth, covertly, for any possible info
[7:36:52 PM] Emily says: lol
[7:37:08 PM] Arrowone says: This one decepticon shaped like a boombox is hitching a ride on airforce 1
[7:37:19 PM] Emily says: lmao
[7:37:30 PM] Arrowone says: and he totally haxx0rs the onboard computer, which SOMEHOW gives him a link to every top-secret file evar
[7:37:45 PM] Arrowone says: and he learns about this thing called iceman
[7:37:59 PM] Arrowone says: and at the bottom of the description it talks about explorer dude
[7:38:22 PM] Arrowone says: so he googles or something and finds the latest explorer dude family semen byproduct, main character dude.
[7:38:42 PM] Emily says: lmao
[7:38:50 PM] Arrowone says: Main character dude buys a car, which is actually an autobot, bumble bee
[7:39:06 PM] Emily says: omfg
[7:39:11 PM] Emily says: i love bumble bee
[7:39:23 PM] Arrowone says: driving around, realizes car is possesed because it leaves one night and transmits a signal to the other autobots
[7:39:27 PM] Emily says: ohsi
[7:39:31 PM] Arrowone says: Then one day, he leaves the house
[7:39:35 PM] Arrowone says: car follows him
[7:39:35 PM] Emily says: I just realized I invited chewey instead of bio
[7:39:50 PM] Emily says: lol
[7:39:56 PM] Arrowone says: he rides and rides on his bicycle, thinking his car is gonna kill him
[7:40:04 PM] Arrowone says: until he ends up in a parking structure
[7:40:08 PM] Arrowone says: a cop rolls in
[7:40:15 PM] Arrowone says: hes all liek OMG HALP
[7:40:38 PM] Arrowone says: but then all of a sudden he cop car grows spiky hands and starts pushing him towards a wall
[7:40:52 PM] Arrowone says: then it transforms and OMG DECEPTICON-IN-DA-BOCKS!
[7:40:52 PM] Emily says: D:
[7:40:59 PM] Emily says: D:
[7:41:13 PM] Arrowone says: And it's all like "ARE YOU LADIESMAN723?!" (his E-Bay name)
[7:41:23 PM] Emily says: LMAO
[7:41:29 PM] Arrowone says: HEs all like lol wut
[7:41:33 PM] Arrowone says: and the guy says it again
[7:41:41 PM] Arrowone says: by that time bumble bee rolls up, still a car
[7:41:46 PM] Arrowone says: ad just assrams him
[7:41:58 PM] Arrowone says: dude gets in the care, they rollin', he hatin'
[7:42:14 PM] Emily says: lol
[7:42:20 PM] Arrowone says: decepticon transforms back into the cop car, and bumblebee leads him off to the junkyard
[7:42:46 PM] Arrowone says: when there, bublebee hides for a second, and hes all like ptooey get yo ass outta my insides main character dude
[7:42:51 PM] Arrowone says: (bumble bee is not black)
[7:42:54 PM] Emily says: rofl
[7:43:01 PM] Arrowone says: and transforms
[7:43:12 PM] Arrowone says: then just starts beating the shit out of the cop car bot
[7:43:19 PM] Arrowone says: you hardly see anything
[7:43:36 PM] Arrowone says: turns out decepticon brough the little boombox guy with him
[7:43:53 PM] Arrowone says: so the boombox transforms and starts trying to play "Alien" with main character dude
[7:44:08 PM] Arrowone says: oh by the way you probably guessed but love interest chick has been with him this whole time
[7:44:28 PM] Emily says: LOL
[7:44:35 PM] Emily says: like with him or with him with him
[7:44:38 PM] Arrowone says: and hes all like OMG ITS GONNE EAT MY FACE OFF so she runs up with a power saw and cuts it to pieces
[7:44:45 PM] Arrowone says: like, following along with him
[7:44:56 PM] Arrowone says: but you can see its gonna be with him with him by the end of the movie.
[7:44:55 PM] Emily says: k
[7:45:09 PM] Arrowone says: and they think they got it
[7:45:19 PM] Arrowone says: she dropped her purse a while back when they were running
[7:45:32 PM] Arrowone says: and moron kicks boomboxbot's head like way out there
[7:45:35 PM] Arrowone says: and it lands by her purse
[7:45:43 PM] Arrowone says: a hand comes out from where its neck was
[7:45:50 PM] Arrowone says: and it finds her cellphone
[7:46:04 PM] Arrowone says: which it promptly replaces by crawling inside, and transforming into it.
[7:46:12 PM] Arrowone says: Bumblebee wins YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
[7:46:17 PM] Arrowone says: he rolls up, as a car
[7:46:27 PM] Arrowone says: they go somewhere, a back alley.
[7:46:34 PM] Arrowone says: and the others show up, including optimus
[7:46:56 PM] Arrowone says: main character dude and love interest chick are enlightened as to all the bot-on-bot action
[7:47:07 PM] Arrowone says: and they go to dude's place to get the glasses
[7:47:13 PM] Arrowone says: he can't find them
[7:47:22 PM] Arrowone says: a small comedic scene ensues
[7:47:33 PM] Arrowone says: lots of lols, and then, the FBI rolls up.
[7:47:43 PM] Arrowone says: they found out about his connection to the affair
[7:48:06 PM] Arrowone says: (dude tried calling the cops when he saw bumble bee transform the first time, sorry, should have mentioned)
[7:48:20 PM] Arrowone says: and they take him and the girl
[7:48:26 PM] Emily says: lol
[7:48:28 PM] Arrowone says: autobots are all like FUCK THIS SHIT friendly black fellow
[7:48:41 PM] Arrowone says: so they surround the cliche black SUV's they're rolling around in
[7:48:51 PM] Arrowone says: and take the dude and chick and the glasses
[7:49:05 PM] Arrowone says: then its like, a car chase, but the chasee has arms and legs
[7:49:14 PM] Arrowone says: and the chaser has blackhawks
[7:49:46 PM] Arrowone says: they hide under a bridge, like, optimnus is holding them, and he's pushin against the sides, staying directly under the road and between the supports
[7:49:52 PM] Arrowone says: the dumbasses start to fall
[7:50:02 PM] Arrowone says: and bumblebee is like ohshi-
[7:50:13 PM] Arrowone says: he slides on his ass and catches them, but exposes them
[7:50:21 PM] Arrowone says: well by them I mean he chick and dude
[7:50:26 PM] Emily says: lol
[7:50:28 PM] Arrowone says: they are surrounded
[7:50:43 PM] Arrowone says: and he gets hit with super tense restraints
[7:50:47 PM] Arrowone says: they ball him up, ship him out
[7:50:55 PM] Arrowone says: the kids are taken to the secretary of defense
[7:51:16 PM] Arrowone says: he's tortured per the stupid human character's role ina  movie
[7:51:28 PM] Arrowone says: oh noes, poor bumblebee every one is like
[7:51:38 PM] Arrowone says: then all communications are cut globally
[7:51:43 PM] Arrowone says: minus shortwaves
[7:52:11 PM] Emily says: bumble bee is my favorite
[7:52:12 PM] Arrowone says: and then they're all like halp us main character dude, and he's like lol no give me my car, my girlfriend, etc.
[7:52:17 PM] Arrowone says: bumble bee was really cool.
[7:52:25 PM] Arrowone says: so they do, and he talks
[7:52:40 PM] Arrowone says: they take him to a super secret section of the military, section seven
[7:52:52 PM] Arrowone says: place is devoted to transformers and the all spark which
[7:52:55 PM] Arrowone says: dramatic gasp
[7:52:58 PM] Arrowone says: they had the whole time
[7:53:03 PM] Arrowone says: hidden in the hoover dam.
[7:53:09 PM] Arrowone says: in additon
[7:53:17 PM] Arrowone says: SUPER gasp
[7:53:23 PM] Arrowone says: they have megatron, frozen up
[7:53:31 PM] Arrowone says: only a few rooms away from the all spark
[7:53:37 PM] Emily says: :O
[7:53:42 PM] Emily says: ohshi
[7:53:56 PM] Arrowone says: so bumblebee is all antsy when he gets let go, and he threatens everyone until dude calms him down
[7:54:09 PM] Arrowone says: then goes up to the all spark (massive, mountainous thing) and taps it
[7:54:19 PM] Emily says: lmao bumble bee is antsy
[7:54:19 PM] Arrowone says: shrinks down to, literally, about gamecube size.
[7:54:31 PM] Arrowone says: lol I didn't even notice tha
[7:54:32 PM] Arrowone says: t
[7:54:50 PM] Arrowone says: boombox guy crawls out of chicks purse, runs away
[7:54:59 PM] Arrowone says: goes to the main computers and is all like LOL HAXX
[7:55:15 PM] Arrowone says: power is cut all over, cryo tank holding megatron heats waaaaaaay up, waaaaaaaaay fast
[7:55:36 PM] Arrowone says: then he's all like ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
[7:55:55 PM] Arrowone says: but dude chick and bumblebee are gone
[7:55:57 PM] Emily says: ;-;
[7:56:05 PM] Arrowone says: megatron's like friendly black fellow STOLE MY GAMECUBE
[7:56:14 PM] Arrowone says: and he calls up all the decepticons globally
[7:56:22 PM] Emily says: lmao
[7:56:42 PM] Arrowone says: of which there are about 8, twice as many as the depeticons if you don't include megatron.
[7:56:48 PM] Arrowone says: *twice as many as the autobots
[7:57:10 PM] Arrowone says: they converge on whatever damn city they were in, they all look like the one from spiderman to me.
[7:57:26 PM] Emily says: hahah
[7:57:27 PM] Arrowone says: and then its like MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAT
[7:58:10 PM] Arrowone says: all the decepticons die, bumblebee loses his legs but still kicks ass, none of the goodguys die (but considering the carnage I would have imagined that at LEAST 4000 people had to have died offscreen)
[7:58:23 PM] Arrowone says: then the final battle between megatron and optimus
[7:58:28 PM] Emily says: lmfao
[7:58:32 PM] Arrowone says: megatron is kicking ass
[7:58:39 PM] Arrowone says: and he would hve won but again SOMEHOW
[7:59:05 PM] Arrowone says: these f-22;s the army called in earlier WEREN'T killed by starscream
[7:59:12 PM] Arrowone says: (watch him close, he rocks)
[7:59:32 PM] Emily says: lol
[7:59:34 PM] Arrowone says: and they go all BABABABABABABABAM MISSILE STRIKE on him
[7:59:43 PM] Arrowone says: and he's all hunched over from the blasts
[7:59:58 PM] Arrowone says: and dude takes the all spark and rams it into megatron's spark, his heart
[8:00:02 PM] Arrowone says: OMG OVERLOAD
[8:00:08 PM] Arrowone says: and megatron dies.
[8:00:15 PM] Arrowone says: Optimus is like awwwww sad ;______;
[8:00:28 PM] Arrowone says: then they live with the humans, in disguise LD
[8:00:28 PM] Emily says: lol
[8:00:42 PM] Arrowone says: and end movie.
[8:00:42 PM] Emily says: lol

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hahaha. yeh.

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I love Decepticons, but the only hole was that the All-Spark only made evil robots, kinda confusing.

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Im taking a stab at it but im guessing they were brainless oh yeah anyone see when the fighters attacked megatron call it a hunch but i think that starscream shot him oh and also i think the all-spark shard is gonna have something to do with the next movie and to all those that have seen it megatron aint dead i can tell u that

Saw it again today even better the second time .... frenzy is hilarious   

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yeah, his eyes were still glowing. HOW COULD YOU MISS THAT?

also,
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starscream escaped, and he was second in command anyways, so he could be the next Decepticon leader....

yup...shard as well. that was ominous.
I wanna see it again  :'(

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starscream escaped, and he was second in command anyways, so he could be the next Decepticon leader....

yeah, i notice at the end......

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BumbleBee likes to piss on people...and robots doesnt need to use the bathroom....
« Last Edit: July 08, 2007, 03:32:14 AM by AlienSoldier »

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lol, you messed up your spoiler tag...

anyways...
true, but perhaps he was jokingly imitating the dog?  ;8

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lol maybe when the dog pissed on the niggerbot....(forgot his name lol) he almost going to killed the dog.  ;8

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iron(s/h)ide.

Yeah. weapons dude...kick ass.

Anyways, that's the part I meant in my previous post.

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ah ironhide(lol)  :tpg:

did you understand the latino guy, i laughed so ahrd there since im a latino.  ;D

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no, i didnt, but it was a pretty funny scene, what with the other soldier's remarks and whatnot.

I though the soldiers were great additions to the group of characters. Made it bad-ass.

Although, that one girl is HOT.

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HOTNESS!  OH YES, BABY! :lol:

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heheh.

Pretty funny scenes in that movie to...they did alot right.

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please stop calling him nigger bot his name is Jazz
and the dog pissed on Ironhide

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you know i would think that starscream shot  with the missiles megatron now that i think about it i mean
thats why he high tailed it outta there just a hunch


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Throughout the whole movie i kept expecting Solid Snake to come out with a stinger and take everything out....

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Heres how my day went. Saw 1408 twice. And then saw Transformers twice. Bloody good day. :blizj:

I heard 1408 sucked.

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Umm I saw it for the first time yesterday.

I thought it was crap, it did nothing for the cartoon.
It was nothing much with the cartoon apart from the character names.

Now if they called the movie
"Crazy Robots From Space That Can Change Into Things"
then I probably would have enjoyed it better.
but because I was expecting something along the lines of the cartoon I was thoroughly dissapointed.

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Umm I saw it for the first time yesterday.

I thought it was crap, it did nothing for the cartoon.
It was nothing much with the cartoon apart from the character names.

Now if they called the movie
"Crazy Robots From Space That Can Change Into Things"
then I probably would have enjoyed it better.
but because I was expecting something along the lines of the cartoon I was thoroughly dissapointed.

the reason i won't tear into you for saying it sucked is because everyone has an opinion.
but as far as comparison to the cartoon come on have u seen the original I'm not saying its crap but Micheal Bay had to make it more realistic i think he did a very good job and the story didn't just include the robots

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Oh I liked the story, it was a good story.
I think "Micheal Bay" had to make it more realistic, but he put tooo much detail in.
I meant it was a whole lotta random things, where as the cartoon showed the vehicles more.
It made them look way stronger, more solid.

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Oh I liked the story, it was a good story.
I think "Micheal Bay" had to make it more realistic, but he put tooo much detail in.
I meant it was a whole lotta random things, where as the cartoon showed the vehicles more.
It made them look way stronger, more solid.

But if he did make it more about the robots it would be corny, and i like how they made it so they could die i mean invinsible robots what is it gundam. ( Not that i hate gundam )

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It was a pretty good movie but most of the transformers looked the same.

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i think Shay has finally become a great actor, he was good in disturbia too

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i think Shay has finally become a great actor, he was good in disturbia too

I do agree with you there.
I have always been a fan of him but he never really shone.
But recently he has been spotted in many high class films.
Transformers, Disturbia, On Great game (the golfing one, i dont know if it was called that)

But yes I agree he is a great actor

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Ah Transformers. That was a good movie. I know this girl who almost came from the vibrations of the movie sound effects, no joke.