[7:29:51 PM] Arrowone says: okay so it's liek this.
[7:29:59 PM] Arrowone says: You have a cube called the all spark
[7:30:06 PM] Arrowone says: and its like, transformer God.
[7:30:22 PM] Arrowone says: And uh
[7:30:30 PM] Arrowone says: it creates transformer world
[7:30:41 PM] Arrowone says: after it lands on a lifeless planet
[7:30:50 PM] Arrowone says: just, *poof* existance.
[7:30:32 PM] Emily added cheweybird to this chat
[7:30:57 PM] Arrowone says: So the cube is still on the planet
[7:31:08 PM] Arrowone says: and the transformers grow, evolve, etc
[7:31:20 PM] Arrowone says: and like people, they start fighting over the cube's godly powers
[7:31:36 PM] Arrowone says: until the war gets so bad its like everything is post-nuke
[7:31:44 PM] Arrowone says: and the cube is somehow launched into space
[7:31:51 PM] Emily says: lol
[7:31:54 PM] Arrowone says: it lands on Earth
[7:31:58 PM] Arrowone says: they don't know about it
[7:32:06 PM] Arrowone says: Life starts on Earth
[7:32:11 PM] Emily says: rofl
[7:32:16 PM] Arrowone says: eventually, Megatron smells the coffee
[7:32:22 PM] Arrowone says: and he goes looking for it
[7:32:31 PM] Arrowone says: he gets all like lol wtf graivty sucks here
[7:32:37 PM] Arrowone says: and his navigation systems fuck up
[7:32:45 PM] Arrowone says: he lands in the arctic circle, freezes.
[7:32:50 PM] Emily says: where does OPTIMUS PRIME come into this
[7:33:01 PM] Arrowone says: some explorer dude falls into the ice as he tries to document the circle
[7:33:09 PM] Arrowone says: I'm gettin' o it djang
[7:33:13 PM] Arrowone says: *to it
[7:33:23 PM] Arrowone says: now uh
[7:33:27 PM] Arrowone says: he finds megatron
[7:34:07 PM] Arrowone says: and he starts doing the dumbass human thing and touches him all over
[7:34:15 PM] Arrowone says: somehow, when he touches megatrons HAND
[7:34:23 PM] Arrowone says: he activates the navigation system
[7:34:25 PM] Arrowone says: wtf
[7:34:28 PM] Arrowone says: but anyway
[7:34:51 PM] Arrowone says: it burns an imprint of the all-sparks location (in nerdy moonspeak) on explorer's glasses
[7:35:05 PM] Arrowone says: You got all this so far?
[7:35:08 PM] Emily says: yes
[7:35:13 PM] Arrowone says: coo
[7:35:28 PM] Arrowone says: now then, jump ahead some-ought years to liek, nao.
[7:35:53 PM] Arrowone says: This dude is giving this report to class about geneology or sth
[7:35:58 PM] Arrowone says: I used sth, lol
[7:36:11 PM] Arrowone says: and he starts trying to hock explorer's glasses
[7:36:20 PM] Arrowone says: can't sell them to his class, puts them on Ebay
[7:36:45 PM] Arrowone says: Deceptions are still trying to dig around on earth, covertly, for any possible info
[7:36:52 PM] Emily says: lol
[7:37:08 PM] Arrowone says: This one decepticon shaped like a boombox is hitching a ride on airforce 1
[7:37:19 PM] Emily says: lmao
[7:37:30 PM] Arrowone says: and he totally haxx0rs the onboard computer, which SOMEHOW gives him a link to every top-secret file evar
[7:37:45 PM] Arrowone says: and he learns about this thing called iceman
[7:37:59 PM] Arrowone says: and at the bottom of the description it talks about explorer dude
[7:38:22 PM] Arrowone says: so he googles or something and finds the latest explorer dude family semen byproduct, main character dude.
[7:38:42 PM] Emily says: lmao
[7:38:50 PM] Arrowone says: Main character dude buys a car, which is actually an autobot, bumble bee
[7:39:06 PM] Emily says: omfg
[7:39:11 PM] Emily says: i love bumble bee
[7:39:23 PM] Arrowone says: driving around, realizes car is possesed because it leaves one night and transmits a signal to the other autobots
[7:39:27 PM] Emily says: ohsi
[7:39:31 PM] Arrowone says: Then one day, he leaves the house
[7:39:35 PM] Arrowone says: car follows him
[7:39:35 PM] Emily says: I just realized I invited chewey instead of bio
[7:39:50 PM] Emily says: lol
[7:39:56 PM] Arrowone says: he rides and rides on his bicycle, thinking his car is gonna kill him
[7:40:04 PM] Arrowone says: until he ends up in a parking structure
[7:40:08 PM] Arrowone says: a cop rolls in
[7:40:15 PM] Arrowone says: hes all liek OMG HALP
[7:40:38 PM] Arrowone says: but then all of a sudden he cop car grows spiky hands and starts pushing him towards a wall
[7:40:52 PM] Arrowone says: then it transforms and OMG DECEPTICON-IN-DA-BOCKS!
[7:40:52 PM] Emily says: D:
[7:40:59 PM] Emily says: D:
[7:41:13 PM] Arrowone says: And it's all like "ARE YOU LADIESMAN723?!" (his E-Bay name)
[7:41:23 PM] Emily says: LMAO
[7:41:29 PM] Arrowone says: HEs all like lol wut
[7:41:33 PM] Arrowone says: and the guy says it again
[7:41:41 PM] Arrowone says: by that time bumble bee rolls up, still a car
[7:41:46 PM] Arrowone says: ad just assrams him
[7:41:58 PM] Arrowone says: dude gets in the care, they rollin', he hatin'
[7:42:14 PM] Emily says: lol
[7:42:20 PM] Arrowone says: decepticon transforms back into the cop car, and bumblebee leads him off to the junkyard
[7:42:46 PM] Arrowone says: when there, bublebee hides for a second, and hes all like ptooey get yo ass outta my insides main character dude
[7:42:51 PM] Arrowone says: (bumble bee is not black)
[7:42:54 PM] Emily says: rofl
[7:43:01 PM] Arrowone says: and transforms
[7:43:12 PM] Arrowone says: then just starts beating the shit out of the cop car bot
[7:43:19 PM] Arrowone says: you hardly see anything
[7:43:36 PM] Arrowone says: turns out decepticon brough the little boombox guy with him
[7:43:53 PM] Arrowone says: so the boombox transforms and starts trying to play "Alien" with main character dude
[7:44:08 PM] Arrowone says: oh by the way you probably guessed but love interest chick has been with him this whole time
[7:44:28 PM] Emily says: LOL
[7:44:35 PM] Emily says: like with him or with him with him
[7:44:38 PM] Arrowone says: and hes all like OMG ITS GONNE EAT MY FACE OFF so she runs up with a power saw and cuts it to pieces
[7:44:45 PM] Arrowone says: like, following along with him
[7:44:56 PM] Arrowone says: but you can see its gonna be with him with him by the end of the movie.
[7:44:55 PM] Emily says: k
[7:45:09 PM] Arrowone says: and they think they got it
[7:45:19 PM] Arrowone says: she dropped her purse a while back when they were running
[7:45:32 PM] Arrowone says: and moron kicks boomboxbot's head like way out there
[7:45:35 PM] Arrowone says: and it lands by her purse
[7:45:43 PM] Arrowone says: a hand comes out from where its neck was
[7:45:50 PM] Arrowone says: and it finds her cellphone
[7:46:04 PM] Arrowone says: which it promptly replaces by crawling inside, and transforming into it.
[7:46:12 PM] Arrowone says: Bumblebee wins YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
[7:46:17 PM] Arrowone says: he rolls up, as a car
[7:46:27 PM] Arrowone says: they go somewhere, a back alley.
[7:46:34 PM] Arrowone says: and the others show up, including optimus
[7:46:56 PM] Arrowone says: main character dude and love interest chick are enlightened as to all the bot-on-bot action
[7:47:07 PM] Arrowone says: and they go to dude's place to get the glasses
[7:47:13 PM] Arrowone says: he can't find them
[7:47:22 PM] Arrowone says: a small comedic scene ensues
[7:47:33 PM] Arrowone says: lots of lols, and then, the FBI rolls up.
[7:47:43 PM] Arrowone says: they found out about his connection to the affair
[7:48:06 PM] Arrowone says: (dude tried calling the cops when he saw bumble bee transform the first time, sorry, should have mentioned)
[7:48:20 PM] Arrowone says: and they take him and the girl
[7:48:26 PM] Emily says: lol
[7:48:28 PM] Arrowone says: autobots are all like FUCK THIS SHIT friendly black fellow
[7:48:41 PM] Arrowone says: so they surround the cliche black SUV's they're rolling around in
[7:48:51 PM] Arrowone says: and take the dude and chick and the glasses
[7:49:05 PM] Arrowone says: then its like, a car chase, but the chasee has arms and legs
[7:49:14 PM] Arrowone says: and the chaser has blackhawks
[7:49:46 PM] Arrowone says: they hide under a bridge, like, optimnus is holding them, and he's pushin against the sides, staying directly under the road and between the supports
[7:49:52 PM] Arrowone says: the dumbasses start to fall
[7:50:02 PM] Arrowone says: and bumblebee is like ohshi-
[7:50:13 PM] Arrowone says: he slides on his ass and catches them, but exposes them
[7:50:21 PM] Arrowone says: well by them I mean he chick and dude
[7:50:26 PM] Emily says: lol
[7:50:28 PM] Arrowone says: they are surrounded
[7:50:43 PM] Arrowone says: and he gets hit with super tense restraints
[7:50:47 PM] Arrowone says: they ball him up, ship him out
[7:50:55 PM] Arrowone says: the kids are taken to the secretary of defense
[7:51:16 PM] Arrowone says: he's tortured per the stupid human character's role ina movie
[7:51:28 PM] Arrowone says: oh noes, poor bumblebee every one is like
[7:51:38 PM] Arrowone says: then all communications are cut globally
[7:51:43 PM] Arrowone says: minus shortwaves
[7:52:11 PM] Emily says: bumble bee is my favorite
[7:52:12 PM] Arrowone says: and then they're all like halp us main character dude, and he's like lol no give me my car, my girlfriend, etc.
[7:52:17 PM] Arrowone says: bumble bee was really cool.
[7:52:25 PM] Arrowone says: so they do, and he talks
[7:52:40 PM] Arrowone says: they take him to a super secret section of the military, section seven
[7:52:52 PM] Arrowone says: place is devoted to transformers and the all spark which
[7:52:55 PM] Arrowone says: dramatic gasp
[7:52:58 PM] Arrowone says: they had the whole time
[7:53:03 PM] Arrowone says: hidden in the hoover dam.
[7:53:09 PM] Arrowone says: in additon
[7:53:17 PM] Arrowone says: SUPER gasp
[7:53:23 PM] Arrowone says: they have megatron, frozen up
[7:53:31 PM] Arrowone says: only a few rooms away from the all spark
[7:53:37 PM] Emily says: :O
[7:53:42 PM] Emily says: ohshi
[7:53:56 PM] Arrowone says: so bumblebee is all antsy when he gets let go, and he threatens everyone until dude calms him down
[7:54:09 PM] Arrowone says: then goes up to the all spark (massive, mountainous thing) and taps it
[7:54:19 PM] Emily says: lmao bumble bee is antsy
[7:54:19 PM] Arrowone says: shrinks down to, literally, about gamecube size.
[7:54:31 PM] Arrowone says: lol I didn't even notice tha
[7:54:32 PM] Arrowone says: t
[7:54:50 PM] Arrowone says: boombox guy crawls out of chicks purse, runs away
[7:54:59 PM] Arrowone says: goes to the main computers and is all like LOL HAXX
[7:55:15 PM] Arrowone says: power is cut all over, cryo tank holding megatron heats waaaaaaay up, waaaaaaaaay fast
[7:55:36 PM] Arrowone says: then he's all like ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
[7:55:55 PM] Arrowone says: but dude chick and bumblebee are gone
[7:55:57 PM] Emily says: ;-;
[7:56:05 PM] Arrowone says: megatron's like friendly black fellow STOLE MY GAMECUBE
[7:56:14 PM] Arrowone says: and he calls up all the decepticons globally
[7:56:22 PM] Emily says: lmao
[7:56:42 PM] Arrowone says: of which there are about 8, twice as many as the depeticons if you don't include megatron.
[7:56:48 PM] Arrowone says: *twice as many as the autobots
[7:57:10 PM] Arrowone says: they converge on whatever damn city they were in, they all look like the one from spiderman to me.
[7:57:26 PM] Emily says: hahah
[7:57:27 PM] Arrowone says: and then its like MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAT
[7:58:10 PM] Arrowone says: all the decepticons die, bumblebee loses his legs but still kicks ass, none of the goodguys die (but considering the carnage I would have imagined that at LEAST 4000 people had to have died offscreen)
[7:58:23 PM] Arrowone says: then the final battle between megatron and optimus
[7:58:28 PM] Emily says: lmfao
[7:58:32 PM] Arrowone says: megatron is kicking ass
[7:58:39 PM] Arrowone says: and he would hve won but again SOMEHOW
[7:59:05 PM] Arrowone says: these f-22;s the army called in earlier WEREN'T killed by starscream
[7:59:12 PM] Arrowone says: (watch him close, he rocks)
[7:59:32 PM] Emily says: lol
[7:59:34 PM] Arrowone says: and they go all BABABABABABABABAM MISSILE STRIKE on him
[7:59:43 PM] Arrowone says: and he's all hunched over from the blasts
[7:59:58 PM] Arrowone says: and dude takes the all spark and rams it into megatron's spark, his heart
[8:00:02 PM] Arrowone says: OMG OVERLOAD
[8:00:08 PM] Arrowone says: and megatron dies.
[8:00:15 PM] Arrowone says: Optimus is like awwwww sad ;______;
[8:00:28 PM] Arrowone says: then they live with the humans, in disguise LD
[8:00:28 PM] Emily says: lol
[8:00:42 PM] Arrowone says: and end movie.
[8:00:42 PM] Emily says: lol