I remember what happened to my friend last year now. Let me recount this tale of nut crushing. There is a long section of trees, and each grade goes to each tree, and we were a bunch of grade 8s so we went to the biggest tree (yes, we were that cool.) But, somone was at our tree! some filthy dyke of a poor grade 7 girl! So my friend, doing what any respectable 8th grade would do, told her to leave. now. And this eventually turned into her one friend coming, holding him at the arms (he couldn't get free, he weights 5 pounds U C) and the other dyke doing three football punts between his thighs. He fell over, blacked out for a few seconds, and then needed ice for his nuts all day, and couldn't walk right for a couple weeks afterwards.