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Hi, I'm writing a story and I need some help with something... my main character gets kicked HARD in his *cough* "private" parts, and since I'm a girl, I don't really know how it feels like, so if any guy here has ever experienced that in the past, I would appreciate it if you'd share your story... and I'm not joking, so I won't make fun of you, I just need to know what it's like, like how painful it is, how long you felt pain, and whatever other details that might be useful to me. Please.

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I read this in a book.
When you get kicked hard in the balls, you feel pretty...what you say HOLLOW inside, then white acid-toxic things spit out of your mouth, just like when you drink poision, and eventually you die.

But if its  a little soft its nothing great, you just get a little..okay a lot of hurt, but when its hard on the balls, you die.

NO I DONT HAVE EXPERIENCE, YOU CAN SEE I AM ALIVE, I READ IT.
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its in a book @_@
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you should put an image of an "!" mark over his head then have him RUN around all over the place for like a a min and then fall to the ground.  :D
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Or...
Maybe jonny cage should give him a finishing uppercut on his balls, so they fly out, and then the words should be displayed : UB3R FATALITY.
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It's like a strong numbing pain. It makes it hard to move as well.

I was poked in the nuts with a pin once and I couldn't get up for a minute.
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I was poked in the nuts with a pin once and I couldn't get up for a minute.
OMGWTFBBQ
HOW CAN SOMEONE JUST "POKE" YOU WITH A "PIN" IN YOUR "NUTS"
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First person to poke me in the nuts with anything will mysteriously die in a random fire. And I'm not so sure about the running around, more like stagger fall, then bring up the game over screen.

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Silver decribed getting hit in 'no nos' pretty well. Also getting hit in the junk makes me want to kill people.

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Oh my, I went ahead and did some research on Google and found out that a guy can be killed by a strong blow in the balls. I really thought it was a joke, but it really wasn't... I think I'll drop the "HARD" part of it if I don't want my character to die...  :D

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So about that money...
Even though some one can die from it, most people aren't stong enough to kill some one with a nut shot. So it can still be hard. Also, make sure he falls ver and can't get back up for a few minutes.

Yes, I've been hit in the nuts that hard. It wasn't pleasant.

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Oh my, I went ahead and did some research on Google and found out that a guy can be killed by a strong blow in the balls. I really thought it was a joke, but it really wasn't... I think I'll drop the "HARD" part of it if I don't want my character to die...  :D

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you should put an image of an "!" mark over his head then have him RUN around all over the place for like a a min and then fall to the ground.  :D

If you've ever been kicked in the nuts, you'd know running around is out of the question. It's more like:

:kick:
:fall:
:barf:
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i was on the floor for an hour. The pain had gone but it was emotional. I felt like just laying there...
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Sometimes just a grazing can be the most horrible pain. ;o;
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Umm I have ben hit in the nuts plenty of times...
I think I may have no chance of having children actually...
The pain make your whole body numb...
You get the feeling in your throat like you want to throw up...
You fall to the ground and rithe in pain...
and you stay there for a while taking deep breaths...
If your character gets up have him walk around for a fair bit limmping...

My worst experience of pain was the other week actually...
I tried to do a forwards flip off the highdive and over rotated...
My crotch area took all the impact...
I couldnt walk for half an hour and even then it was difficult...

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Ever got punched right in the liver or right into the stomach? It's similar. It makes it hard to breathe. The rest is just like Silverline said, but if I'm not wrong that goes for every vital organ.
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Aparantly the pain of getting hit in the nuts hard...
Is equivelent to giving birth...
Just something I heard...
Don't know how true 'tis though...

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Just as Blizzard said, when you get punched hard in the stomach, you feel numb, and hollow, and like "WTF YOU BASTARD YOU PUNCHED ME"
but she knows already to yeah /thread?
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Thanks a lot, guys. Now I know enough to make it believable. And thank you Angelic for giving such a detailed description, it's way better than any other I could have found out there!

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Ever got punched right in the liver or right into the stomach? It's similar. It makes it hard to breathe. The rest is just like Silverline said, but if I'm not wrong that goes for every vital organ.

Being punched in the kidneys is almost as bad too. It has to be a good punch though.

Aparantly the pain of getting hit in the nuts hard...
Is equivelent to giving birth...
Just something I heard...
Don't know how true 'tis though...

No way. At least the pain of getting hit in the sack goes away after a short while. Giving birth is a much longer process - not to mention the fact it'd be like a watermelon coming out your nose.
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Just as Blizzard said, when you get punched hard in the stomach, you feel numb, and hollow, and like "WTF YOU BASTARD YOU PUNCHED ME"
but she knows already to yeah /thread?

i wish there was enough brain power left to say those words when you get struck in the nuts

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So about that money...
Concordo. Usually if I get hit in the junk I can't manage any thought more complex then 'ow'.

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Ever got punched right in the liver or right into the stomach? It's similar. It makes it hard to breathe. The rest is just like Silverline said, but if I'm not wrong that goes for every vital organ.

Being punched in the kidneys is almost as bad too. It has to be a good punch though.


Just like I said. I think it goes for every vital organ.
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I've taken some groin hits, and it gives you a bad stomach ache, it hurts to walk, and you just feel like you are in pain all over.

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Oh yea no problem...
I just explained the feeling I get...
After being hit...
Which I've had plenty...
More than the average guy according to my mate...

Latly I've been waking up with sore balls...
I think I have begun hitting my self in the nuts...
While I'm asleep...
It's not good!