Weird question for guys...

DangerMaggie · March 22, 2007, 02:07:03 PM

Hi, I'm writing a story and I need some help with something... my main character gets kicked HARD in his *cough* "private" parts, and since I'm a girl, I don't really know how it feels like, so if any guy here has ever experienced that in the past, I would appreciate it if you'd share your story... and I'm not joking, so I won't make fun of you, I just need to know what it's like, like how painful it is, how long you felt pain, and whatever other details that might be useful to me. Please.

Nightwolf · March 22, 2007, 02:22:42 PM

I read this in a book.
When you get kicked hard in the balls, you feel pretty...what you say HOLLOW inside, then white acid-toxic things spit out of your mouth, just like when you drink poision, and eventually you die.

But if its a little soft its nothing great, you just get a little..okay a lot of hurt, but when its hard on the balls, you die.

NO I DONT HAVE EXPERIENCE, YOU CAN SEE I AM ALIVE, I READ IT.
NO I DID NOT SEARCH THE NET FOR THIS.
its in a book @_@

:) · March 22, 2007, 02:26:28 PM

you should put an image of an "!" mark over his head then have him RUN around all over the place for like a a min and then fall to the ground.

Nightwolf · March 22, 2007, 02:29:29 PM

Or...
Maybe jonny cage should give him a finishing uppercut on his balls, so they fly out, and then the words should be displayed : UB3R FATALITY.

Roph · March 22, 2007, 02:34:54 PM

It's like a strong numbing pain. It makes it hard to move as well.

I was poked in the nuts with a pin once and I couldn't get up for a minute.

Nightwolf · March 22, 2007, 02:36:38 PM

Quote from: Silverline on March 22, 2007, 02:34:54 PM
I was poked in the nuts with a pin once and I couldn't get up for a minute.

OMGWTFBBQ
HOW CAN SOMEONE JUST "POKE" YOU WITH A "PIN" IN YOUR "NUTS"

modern algebra · March 22, 2007, 04:48:36 PM

First person to poke me in the nuts with anything will mysteriously die in a random fire. And I'm not so sure about the running around, more like stagger fall, then bring up the game over screen.

SexualBubblegumX · March 22, 2007, 04:59:07 PM

Silver decribed getting hit in 'no nos' pretty well. Also getting hit in the junk makes me want to kill people.

DangerMaggie · March 22, 2007, 05:20:48 PM

Oh my, I went ahead and did some research on Google and found out that a guy can be killed by a strong blow in the balls. I really thought it was a joke, but it really wasn't... I think I'll drop the "HARD" part of it if I don't want my character to die...

SexualBubblegumX · March 22, 2007, 06:23:59 PM

Even though some one can die from it, most people aren't stong enough to kill some one with a nut shot. So it can still be hard. Also, make sure he falls ver and can't get back up for a few minutes.

Yes, I've been hit in the nuts that hard. It wasn't pleasant.

Nightwolf · March 23, 2007, 03:21:15 AM

Quote from: DangerMaggie on March 22, 2007, 05:20:48 PM
Oh my, I went ahead and did some research on Google and found out that a guy can be killed by a strong blow in the balls. I really thought it was a joke, but it really wasn't... I think I'll drop the "HARD" part of it if I don't want my character to die...

No-one listens to the wolf, but finally he's the right one.

+REP TO ME BY ME

haloOfTheSun · March 23, 2007, 03:56:04 AM

Quote from: Gag_Masta_Flex on March 22, 2007, 02:26:28 PM
you should put an image of an "!" mark over his head then have him RUN around all over the place for like a a min and then fall to the ground.

If you've ever been kicked in the nuts, you'd know running around is out of the question. It's more like:

:kick:
:fall:
:barf:

&&&&&&&&&&&&& · March 23, 2007, 03:59:23 AM

Zamullet got mad at me.

i was on the floor for an hour. The pain had gone but it was emotional. I felt like just laying there...

haloOfTheSun · March 23, 2007, 04:05:38 AM

Sometimes just a grazing can be the most horrible pain. ;o;

Knownot · March 23, 2007, 08:45:17 AM

Umm I have ben hit in the nuts plenty of times...
I think I may have no chance of having children actually...
The pain make your whole body numb...
You get the feeling in your throat like you want to throw up...
You fall to the ground and rithe in pain...
and you stay there for a while taking deep breaths...
If your character gets up have him walk around for a fair bit limmping...

My worst experience of pain was the other week actually...
I tried to do a forwards flip off the highdive and over rotated...
My crotch area took all the impact...
I couldnt walk for half an hour and even then it was difficult...

Blizzard · March 23, 2007, 09:08:48 AM

Ever got punched right in the liver or right into the stomach? It's similar. It makes it hard to breathe. The rest is just like Silverline said, but if I'm not wrong that goes for every vital organ.

Knownot · March 23, 2007, 09:39:21 AM

Aparantly the pain of getting hit in the nuts hard...
Is equivelent to giving birth...
Just something I heard...
Don't know how true 'tis though...

Nightwolf · March 23, 2007, 10:57:04 AM

Just as Blizzard said, when you get punched hard in the stomach, you feel numb, and hollow, and like "WTF YOU BASTARD YOU PUNCHED ME"
but she knows already to yeah /thread?

DangerMaggie · March 23, 2007, 01:59:40 PM

Thanks a lot, guys. Now I know enough to make it believable. And thank you Angelic for giving such a detailed description, it's way better than any other I could have found out there!

haloOfTheSun · March 23, 2007, 08:56:39 PM

Quote from: Blizzard on March 23, 2007, 09:08:48 AM
Ever got punched right in the liver or right into the stomach? It's similar. It makes it hard to breathe. The rest is just like Silverline said, but if I'm not wrong that goes for every vital organ.

Being punched in the kidneys is almost as bad too. It has to be a good punch though.

Quote from: Angelic_Diablo on March 23, 2007, 09:39:21 AM
Aparantly the pain of getting hit in the nuts hard...
Is equivelent to giving birth...
Just something I heard...
Don't know how true 'tis though...

No way. At least the pain of getting hit in the sack goes away after a short while. Giving birth is a much longer process - not to mention the fact it'd be like a watermelon coming out your nose.

Link · March 23, 2007, 08:58:02 PM

Quote from: Bloopypoopy on March 23, 2007, 10:57:04 AM
Just as Blizzard said, when you get punched hard in the stomach, you feel numb, and hollow, and like "WTF YOU BASTARD YOU PUNCHED ME"
but she knows already to yeah /thread?

i wish there was enough brain power left to say those words when you get struck in the nuts

SexualBubblegumX · March 23, 2007, 11:55:41 PM

Concordo. Usually if I get hit in the junk I can't manage any thought more complex then 'ow'.

Blizzard · March 24, 2007, 02:40:20 PM

Quote from: HaloOfTheSun on March 23, 2007, 08:56:39 PM
Quote from: Blizzard on March 23, 2007, 09:08:48 AM
Ever got punched right in the liver or right into the stomach? It's similar. It makes it hard to breathe. The rest is just like Silverline said, but if I'm not wrong that goes for every vital organ.

Being punched in the kidneys is almost as bad too. It has to be a good punch though.

Just like I said. I think it goes for every vital organ.

biohazard · March 25, 2007, 08:54:25 PM

I've taken some groin hits, and it gives you a bad stomach ache, it hurts to walk, and you just feel like you are in pain all over.

Knownot · March 26, 2007, 08:40:55 AM

Oh yea no problem...
I just explained the feeling I get...
After being hit...
Which I've had plenty...
More than the average guy according to my mate...

Latly I've been waking up with sore balls...
I think I have begun hitting my self in the nuts...
While I'm asleep...
It's not good!