Jury Duty

SexualBubblegumX · February 22, 2007, 04:04:31 AM

Tommorow I have jury duty. I seriously pity the bastard whom's fate I'll have in my hands if I get picked.

I'm hoping I get sent home. Because I know I won't give shit. I'd probly be an asshole and try and make it a hung jury if I'm picked. I'd prolly be like, "Oh you guys think he's guilty? Fuck you, he's innocent." Or something along those line of assholery.

Anyhow if I get sent home all the better. I can do stupid shit like sleep or play RO or get drunk. Hmmm, getting drunk doesnt sound bad.

Any ways I'll fill peoples in later. If I remember right, if I divulge information if I'm picked I can be booted from the jury. So yeah, expect me to do so if I'm picked, and then I'll email who ever I need to so I can get booted from the damn jury.

Fuck jury duty, I seriously don't want to do this shit. I should be the LAST person who should be involved in any sort of legal matter.

Irock · February 22, 2007, 04:06:32 AM

Hmm, you at jury duty. Too bad you can't record it.

:) · February 22, 2007, 04:11:20 AM

have fun

well not really I hear it sucks balls.

SexualBubblegumX · February 22, 2007, 04:11:51 AM

I really think there needs to be laws precenting me from having jury duty.

Irock · February 22, 2007, 04:12:56 AM

Just "tell" them you're phsyco and eat a piece of paper.

SexualBubblegumX · February 22, 2007, 04:14:16 AM

Don't I look psycho enough?

Deliciously_Saucy · February 22, 2007, 05:17:33 AM

"Well the trick is son, to tell them your prejudice against ALL races".

ataraxy2 · February 22, 2007, 07:52:15 AM

Jury Duty... D: I never want to have to do that.

Nightwolf · February 22, 2007, 09:15:55 AM

Is jury duty something like YOU BE THE JUDGE.

YOUR ASS, THE VICTIM?

AlianceKing2007 · February 22, 2007, 09:22:02 AM

Not exactly. He going to be part of the jury. The people who sit there and here the judge and the lawyers and the testifiers, witness, etc. Then he and the rest of jury will go over the details and decide the verdict.

Nightwolf · February 22, 2007, 09:26:56 AM

Hang him to death,
no grind him

no worse.

Steal his cookie and eat it infront of his face, so close...he can hear the chip fall.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH IM SO MEAN HAHHAHAHa

AlianceKing2007 · February 22, 2007, 09:29:44 AM

Some states, like MN lets you decide if you want to be or not a jury.

Deliciously_Saucy · February 22, 2007, 11:08:46 AM

Quote from: nightwolf on February 22, 2007, 09:15:55 AM
Is jury duty something like YOU BE THE JUDGE.

YOUR ASS, THE VICTIM?

No but that would be so damn kool...

Plump Prince · February 22, 2007, 12:02:37 PM

Can you bring water bottles in? Fill a bottle with vodka and get drunk in court.

Blizzard · February 22, 2007, 07:45:14 PM

Quote from: Deliciously_Saucy on February 22, 2007, 11:08:46 AM
Quote from: nightwolf on February 22, 2007, 09:15:55 AM
Is jury duty something like YOU BE THE JUDGE.

YOUR ASS, THE VICTIM?
No but that would be so damn kool...

I can only hope I will never get in court with you in the jury... No matter if I were innocent or not...

homelesscarl · February 22, 2007, 08:06:41 PM

I love'd jury duty. I had a great time with it. I think everyone should do it at a young age so they can see what it's about.

Arrow · February 22, 2007, 09:13:58 PM

Jury duty sounds like something I would vastly enjoy.

I'm sure Yami would to.

ataraxy2 · February 22, 2007, 09:42:06 PM

Quote from: homelesscarl on February 22, 2007, 08:06:41 PM
I love'd jury duty. I had a great time with it. I think everyone should do it at a young age so they can see what it's about.

Haha, it's not an option though - you can't volunteer for it. >.<

SexualBubblegumX · February 22, 2007, 11:09:53 PM

Okay, I wasn't picked fortunetly. Any how, they got like twnety something potenital jurors, asked a bunch of questions to rule people out and what not.

My guess on why I wasn't picked.
1. When all the potential jurors were sworn in to tell the truth and what not I firmly said, "No."
2. One of the questiosn to eliminate people was 'Do you have any family member that are police officers. Three of my cousins are cops so I raised my hand on this question.
3. Like always, I dressed like a hobo.

Next time I have to do this which will likely be 3-4 years. I'm going to show up drunk wearing a shirt that says 'Eat shit and die.' Hopefully If I keep pulling crap like this they wont bother with me.

Irock · February 22, 2007, 11:25:56 PM

Quote from: SexualBubblegumX on February 22, 2007, 11:09:53 PM
Okay, I wasn't picked fortunetly. Any how, they got like twnety something potenital jurors, asked a bunch of questions to rule people out and what not.

My guess on why I wasn't picked.
1. When all the potential jurors were sworn in to tell the truth and what not I firmly said, "No."
2. One of the questiosn to eliminate people was 'Do you have any family member that are police officers. Three of my cousins are cops so I raised my hand on this question.
3. Like always, I dressed like a hobo.

Next time I have to do this which will likely be 3-4 years. I'm going to show up drunk wearing a shirt that says 'Eat shit and die.' Hopefully If I keep pulling crap like this they wont bother with me.

Way to go! XD
I wish i could have seen that.

SexualBubblegumX · February 22, 2007, 11:28:39 PM

One day, They'll realize I should be the last person to ever be on a jury.

&&&&&&&&&&&&& · February 23, 2007, 01:44:27 AM

Fu where are you?

Deliciously_Saucy · February 23, 2007, 02:40:24 AM

Quote from: BanisherOfEden on February 23, 2007, 01:44:27 AM
Fu where are you?

I'm pretty sure he lives in Sweden.

Way to go with the "no" thing. Lolz

gonorrhea · February 23, 2007, 02:48:14 AM

Fu, post that video of yourself so people can decide if you're Swedish or not

SexualBubblegumX · February 23, 2007, 03:57:54 AM

What the fuck? Why would any one think I live in sweden? I'm confused. I live in mother fucken communist Massachusettes.

Last time I checked, I'm not is sweden. I'm so confused that Robot Squirrels are flying out my ass.