Jury Duty

Tommorow I have jury duty. I seriously pity the bastard whom's fate I'll have in my hands if I get picked.

I'm hoping I get sent home. Because I know I won't give shit. I'd probly be an asshole and try and make it a hung jury if I'm picked. I'd prolly be like, "Oh you guys think he's guilty? Fuck you, he's innocent." Or something along those line of assholery.

Anyhow if I get sent home all the better. I can do stupid shit like sleep or play RO or get drunk. Hmmm, getting drunk doesnt sound bad.

Any ways I'll fill peoples in later. If I remember right, if I divulge information if I'm picked I can be booted from the jury. So yeah, expect me to do so if I'm picked, and then I'll email who ever I need to so I can get booted from the damn jury.

Fuck jury duty, I seriously don't want to do this shit. I should be the LAST person who should be involved in any sort of legal matter.

Hmm, you at jury duty. Too bad you can't record it.

have fun  well not really I hear it sucks balls.

I really think there needs to be laws precenting me from having jury duty.

Just "tell" them you're phsyco and eat a piece of paper.

Don't I look psycho enough?

"Well the trick is son, to tell them your prejudice against ALL races".

Jury Duty... D: I never want to have to do that.

Is jury duty something like YOU BE THE JUDGE.

YOUR ASS, THE VICTIM?

Not exactly.  He going to be part of the jury.  The people who sit there and here the judge and the lawyers and the testifiers, witness, etc.  Then he and the rest of jury will go over the details and decide the verdict.

Hang him to death,
no grind him

no worse.

Steal his cookie and eat it infront of his face, so close...he can hear the chip fall.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH IM SO MEAN HAHHAHAHa

Some states, like MN lets you decide if you want to be or not a jury.

Is jury duty something like YOU BE THE JUDGE.

YOUR ASS, THE VICTIM?

No but that would be so damn kool...

Can you bring water bottles in? Fill a bottle with vodka and get drunk in court.

Is jury duty something like YOU BE THE JUDGE.

YOUR ASS, THE VICTIM?

No but that would be so damn kool...

I can only hope I will never get in court with you in the jury... No matter if I were innocent or not...

I love'd jury duty. I had a great time with it. I think everyone should do it at a young age so they can see what it's about.

Jury duty sounds like something I would vastly enjoy.

I'm sure Yami would to.

I love'd jury duty. I had a great time with it. I think everyone should do it at a young age so they can see what it's about.

Haha, it's not an option though - you can't volunteer for it. >.<

Okay, I wasn't picked fortunetly. Any how, they got like twnety something potenital jurors, asked a bunch of questions to rule people out and what not.

My guess on why I wasn't picked.
1. When all the potential jurors were sworn in to tell the truth and what not I firmly said, "No."
 2. One of the questiosn to eliminate people was 'Do you have any family member that are police officers. Three of my cousins are cops so I raised my hand on this question.
3. Like always, I dressed like a hobo.

Next time I have to do this which will likely be 3-4 years. I'm going to show up drunk wearing a shirt that says 'Eat shit and die.' Hopefully If I keep pulling crap like this they wont bother with me.

Okay, I wasn't picked fortunetly. Any how, they got like twnety something potenital jurors, asked a bunch of questions to rule people out and what not.

My guess on why I wasn't picked.
1. When all the potential jurors were sworn in to tell the truth and what not I firmly said, "No."
 2. One of the questiosn to eliminate people was 'Do you have any family member that are police officers. Three of my cousins are cops so I raised my hand on this question.
3. Like always, I dressed like a hobo.

Next time I have to do this which will likely be 3-4 years. I'm going to show up drunk wearing a shirt that says 'Eat shit and die.' Hopefully If I keep pulling crap like this they wont bother with me.

Way to go! XD
I wish i could have seen that.

One day, They'll realize I should be the last person to ever be on a jury.

Fu where are you?

Fu where are you?

I'm pretty sure he lives in Sweden.

Way to go with the "no" thing. Lolz

Fu, post that video of yourself so people can decide if you're Swedish or not

What the fuck? Why would any one think I live in sweden? I'm confused. I live in mother fucken communist Massachusettes.

Last time I checked, I'm not is sweden. I'm so confused that Robot Squirrels are flying out my ass.