Confessions

Post a confession and comment other's confessions. So simple.

Rules:

• no multi posting
• no flaming
• no spamming
• one confession per post
• you shouldn't post gross confessions...
• no senseless and pointless stuff like "Yeah, I have lied to my friend, it's not 4, but 5 dollars."
• you are not allowed to change rep in this topic because of a confession

I'll start:

I have lied to a female friend of mine that I never had sex.

( great topic idea, blizzax )

Hmmmmm... Uhhh well this *cough* "Friend" of mine ( <_<....>_> ), once started a non-profit organisation as a tax-evasion scheme, it got tax-exempt status, and donor recipient as well. I, uh, 'he' then used the company to set up a 'tax refund' idea with a wealthy member of his family, who owns a large amount of property, with the donation received, the money was used to buy up enough shares of the other guys company to initiate a hostile take over... The family member was forced to claim bankruptcy.

I used to steal candy from the grocery store.

^ Wow, you evil badass... 

I was 5 at the time. Smoooooth operator. Never caught.

thats pretty touching..My dad needed quick books on his computer...so I told him I would  go and buy it, and he gave me the money. Instead I got myself a gig of ram, and pirated quick books for him..

thats pretty touching..My dad needed quick books on his computer...so I told him I would  go and buy it, and he gave me the money. Instead I got myself a gig of ram, and pirated quick books for him..

and i would have done the same

yay, away goes the guilt

Some one put up something good. Sadly the best confession so far is Arlen's, but did you really have to add the bit about bestiality?

I threw a tomatoe at an old man.

Hahahahahaha that was funny. Did it kill him?

BTW Blizzard: Add to the rules the Rep shouldn't be changed due to answers in this thread. People won't post up good stuff if they feel bad karma coming.

*changes 1st post*

I give Adam daily at least 2 rep-- just for fun.

Alright Blizz, since your pining over no posts...

At my last family reunion, someone invited over a married couple, they're were in their late 30's. Any way the wife was fucking HAWT, so I decided to have a conversation with her husband ( Bald fat douche ), I asked him how long he was married for, he replied 7 years.

I then went over to his hot wife and said, so your husband tells me you've been married for 8 years? She turns red and about half an hour later they get into a HUGE fight in front of every one. I just lol'ed...

That's really lol! I wonder if they even WERE 7 years together...?

Okay, the dog burning thing was a joke
LOL
jk


urm..
Okay, you think im pure veg, never ate a egg right?
But when i was 5..i used to eat eggs lol, i ate it once then realise "OOO CHIKS!" so then i stopped.
SO i have eaten a egg once :\

But now i regret it.


I dont like eating all that =)

Well I sure hope that you realize know that you're not actually eating the chicken fetus.

~Power-up

I also stole an old ladys bread at a spaghetti fund raiser for a new retirment home.

Okay, the dog burning thing was a joke
LOL
jk


urm..
Okay, you think im pure veg, never ate a egg right?
But when i was 5..i used to eat eggs lol, i ate it once then realise "OOO CHIKS!" so then i stopped.
SO i have eaten a egg once :\

But now i regret it.


I dont like eating all that =)

OMFG YOUR DEMONIC!!!!

Speaking of chicks, my insane uncle, who is now dead, once as a child got a live baby chick and forced it threw the top of a glass bottle of coke.

Speaking of chicks, my insane uncle, who is now dead, once as a child got a live baby chick and forced it threw the top of a glass bottle of coke.

That's pretty fucked up right here...

~Power-up

No one else is posting anything even remotely good ( except for the nightwolf, who we now know is a fraud :'( ), so I have to...

HHmmmm..... Alright, I have an uncle, he's in the Navy, while he is married most of the family ( excluding his wife ) thinks he's a closet fag, so on his birth day, I gave him an anonymous present, it was a book on homoerotica.... Lol... On of my Aunt's started to laph and she got the blame.

I have a confession!
Mr. Fu is my son...

I got a bunch of people on crankeye to go look at a picture of naked men. That was over a year ago but those who clicked still remember it.

Right HOTS?

When I was a child I was exceptionally skilled at catching pigeons with my bare hands.
My mother wasn't too fond of me holding the dirty city pigeons in my hands though.
The problem was that she would often notice when a pigeons flapped away from me.
My solution was to break the neck of the bird and throw it out in the nearest trashcan, after the fun of catching it had worn off.
This naturally meant lots of dead pigeon.

I have now lost the ability to catch pigeons with my hands, but I am still cold-blooded killer.

That sounds like a quote to me...

I was 5 at the time. Smoooooth operator. Never caught.

omg me too! lol
you know the bulk bins? i wud pick skittles from them lol

hmmm well before dating my boyfriend i liked this other guy at the same time as him, i flirted with both of them, then i ended up with my bf miguel, and accidentally told the other guy i liked that we were officially dating. thing is, the other guy liked me, and i sort of broke his heart