Confessions

Post a confession and comment other's confessions. So simple.

Rules:

• no multi posting
• no flaming
• no spamming
• one confession per post
• you shouldn't post gross confessions...
• no senseless and pointless stuff like "Yeah, I have lied to my friend, it's not 4, but 5 dollars."
• you are not allowed to change rep in this topic because of a confession

I'll start:

I have lied to a female friend of mine that I never had sex.

( great topic idea, blizzax )

Hmmmmm... Uhhh well this *cough* "Friend" of mine ( <_<....>_> ), once started a non-profit organisation as a tax-evasion scheme, it got tax-exempt status, and donor recipient as well. I, uh, 'he' then used the company to set up a 'tax refund' idea with a wealthy member of his family, who owns a large amount of property, with the donation received, the money was used to buy up enough shares of the other guys company to initiate a hostile take over... The family member was forced to claim bankruptcy.

I used to steal candy from the grocery store.

^ Wow, you evil badass... 

I was 5 at the time. Smoooooth operator. Never caught.

thats pretty touching..My dad needed quick books on his computer...so I told him I would  go and buy it, and he gave me the money. Instead I got myself a gig of ram, and pirated quick books for him..

thats pretty touching..My dad needed quick books on his computer...so I told him I would  go and buy it, and he gave me the money. Instead I got myself a gig of ram, and pirated quick books for him..

and i would have done the same

yay, away goes the guilt

Some one put up something good. Sadly the best confession so far is Arlen's, but did you really have to add the bit about bestiality?

I threw a tomatoe at an old man.

Hahahahahaha that was funny. Did it kill him?

BTW Blizzard: Add to the rules the Rep shouldn't be changed due to answers in this thread. People won't post up good stuff if they feel bad karma coming.

*changes 1st post*

I give Adam daily at least 2 rep-- just for fun.

Alright Blizz, since your pining over no posts...

At my last family reunion, someone invited over a married couple, they're were in their late 30's. Any way the wife was fucking HAWT, so I decided to have a conversation with her husband ( Bald fat douche ), I asked him how long he was married for, he replied 7 years.

I then went over to his hot wife and said, so your husband tells me you've been married for 8 years? She turns red and about half an hour later they get into a HUGE fight in front of every one. I just lol'ed...

That's really lol! I wonder if they even WERE 7 years together...?

Okay, the dog burning thing was a joke
LOL
jk


urm..
Okay, you think im pure veg, never ate a egg right?
But when i was 5..i used to eat eggs lol, i ate it once then realise "OOO CHIKS!" so then i stopped.
SO i have eaten a egg once :\

But now i regret it.


I dont like eating all that =)

Well I sure hope that you realize know that you're not actually eating the chicken fetus.

~Power-up

I also stole an old ladys bread at a spaghetti fund raiser for a new retirment home.

Okay, the dog burning thing was a joke
LOL
jk


urm..
Okay, you think im pure veg, never ate a egg right?
But when i was 5..i used to eat eggs lol, i ate it once then realise "OOO CHIKS!" so then i stopped.
SO i have eaten a egg once :\

But now i regret it.


I dont like eating all that =)

OMFG YOUR DEMONIC!!!!

Speaking of chicks, my insane uncle, who is now dead, once as a child got a live baby chick and forced it threw the top of a glass bottle of coke.

Speaking of chicks, my insane uncle, who is now dead, once as a child got a live baby chick and forced it threw the top of a glass bottle of coke.

That's pretty fucked up right here...

~Power-up

No one else is posting anything even remotely good ( except for the nightwolf, who we now know is a fraud :'( ), so I have to...

HHmmmm..... Alright, I have an uncle, he's in the Navy, while he is married most of the family ( excluding his wife ) thinks he's a closet fag, so on his birth day, I gave him an anonymous present, it was a book on homoerotica.... Lol... On of my Aunt's started to laph and she got the blame.

I have a confession!
Mr. Fu is my son...

I got a bunch of people on crankeye to go look at a picture of naked men. That was over a year ago but those who clicked still remember it.

Right HOTS?

When I was a child I was exceptionally skilled at catching pigeons with my bare hands.
My mother wasn't too fond of me holding the dirty city pigeons in my hands though.
The problem was that she would often notice when a pigeons flapped away from me.
My solution was to break the neck of the bird and throw it out in the nearest trashcan, after the fun of catching it had worn off.
This naturally meant lots of dead pigeon.

I have now lost the ability to catch pigeons with my hands, but I am still cold-blooded killer.

That sounds like a quote to me...

I was 5 at the time. Smoooooth operator. Never caught.

omg me too! lol
you know the bulk bins? i wud pick skittles from them lol

hmmm well before dating my boyfriend i liked this other guy at the same time as him, i flirted with both of them, then i ended up with my bf miguel, and accidentally told the other guy i liked that we were officially dating. thing is, the other guy liked me, and i sort of broke his heart

You cruel cruel person!

You cruel cruel person!

who Christina, or Zeriab, or both?

Mainly talking to Christina. She broke someone's heart. :'(

*plays a song he can't remember the title to*

HEART BREAKER!

DREAM TAKER!

(what comes next..?)

ORGASM FAKER!

*plays a song he can't remember the title to*

HEART BREAKER!

DREAM TAKER!

(what comes next..?)

ORGASM FAKER!

*plays a song he can't remember the title to*

HEART BREAKER!

DREAM TAKER!

(what comes next..?)

ORGASM FAKER!

No, I must confess, you fail for trying to imitate a joke you aren't in on.

DS you fucker, thats my joke, go screw yourself you noob...

*plays a song he can't remember the title to*

HEART BREAKER!

DREAM TAKER!

(what comes next..?)

ORGASM FAKER!

No, I must confess, you fail for trying to imitate a joke you aren't in on.

More confessions.... I had a pet budgie as a child, he fell out of my hands onto the floor and when I bent down to pick it up I snapped it's neck with my knee.

DS you fucker, thats my joke, go screw yourself you noob...

LMAO!

When I was a child I was exceptionally skilled at catching pigeons with my bare hands.
My mother wasn't too fond of me holding the dirty city pigeons in my hands though.
The problem was that she would often notice when a pigeons flapped away from me.
My solution was to break the neck of the bird and throw it out in the nearest trashcan, after the fun of catching it had worn off.
This naturally meant lots of dead pigeon.

I have now lost the ability to catch pigeons with my hands, but I am still cold-blooded killer.

LOL i can catch pigeons/birds too

But pigeons on mars?



Okay this is it, everytime i go to the temple/ get any food and am not in a mood to eat it, i give it to the dogz/cows and squirrels /birds nearby.
Especially, there's this dog near the temple, i give him half of the sweet, and the nuts i get to the squirrel/birds

I like it someone, makes my happy =)

I got a bunch of people on crankeye to go look at a picture of naked men. That was over a year ago but those who clicked still remember it.

Right HOTS?

You mean the lemonparty_dot_org thing? That was gross.

i know people who have gone to wowomg.com because of their WoW addiction

i know people who have gone to wowomg.com because of their WoW addiction

Wow, what cute kittens!

Must see!

i admit that i have tricked many people into looking at meatspin lol

I suppose I could get into this. Here's my confession.

One day my sister and I were outside, we were about 8 or so (that is important to know.) and we found a little bird on the lawn! We thought he was the cutest thing and so we picked him up and then we notcied that HEY, he's not flying away. Whats wrong with him?

We thought that he might have fallen out of the nest and couldn't get back up nor could he fly. We tried finding the nest but failed dismally. SO we thought we could be mama bird and teach the little guy how to fly. How were we going to do this? Well after just learning that mama birds PUSH their young out of the nest to learn to fly we figured that we would toss him into the air. That way he could actually get some wind under his wings and flap well.

... He fell like a stone and his neck was broken. Because we were so young we CRIED and CRIED. We laid him to rest... and then (As almost insult to injury) a cat dug him up and carried him off. (We didn't bury the body well either.)

I was 5 at the time. Smoooooth operator. Never caught.

omg me too! lol
you know the bulk bins? i wud pick skittles from them lol

hmmm well before dating my boyfriend i liked this other guy at the same time as him, i flirted with both of them, then i ended up with my bf miguel, and accidentally told the other guy i liked that we were officially dating. thing is, the other guy liked me, and i sort of broke his heart

That kind of thing happens all the time! I would know, I can relate. I would be the guy who's heart got broken, of course. That's just my luck...

~Power-up

Man Revanica, thats bad.
But dont worry, it was not your fault, you were just 8.

I was 5 at the time. Smoooooth operator. Never caught.

omg me too! lol
you know the bulk bins? i wud pick skittles from them lol

hmmm well before dating my boyfriend i liked this other guy at the same time as him, i flirted with both of them, then i ended up with my bf miguel, and accidentally told the other guy i liked that we were officially dating. thing is, the other guy liked me, and i sort of broke his heart

That kind of thing happens all the time! I would know, I can relate. I would be the guy who's heart got broken, of course. That's just my luck...

~Power-up

aww powerup im sorry...

but ya revanica my dad found a bird that lost his nest.
we kept him outside, and like in our house trying to save it. he fed it even, with like tweezers.
we finally got the lil guy to a person who takes care of hurt animals, but he died shortly after because he didnt get enough water in him.

I got a bunch of people on crankeye to go look at a picture of naked men. That was over a year ago but those who clicked still remember it.

Right HOTS?

You mean the lemonparty_dot_org thing? That was gross.

Yes.

I suppose I could get into this. Here's my confession.

One day my sister and I were outside, we were about 8 or so (that is important to know.) and we found a little bird on the lawn! We thought he was the cutest thing and so we picked him up and then we notcied that HEY, he's not flying away. Whats wrong with him?

We thought that he might have fallen out of the nest and couldn't get back up nor could he fly. We tried finding the nest but failed dismally. SO we thought we could be mama bird and teach the little guy how to fly. How were we going to do this? Well after just learning that mama birds PUSH their young out of the nest to learn to fly we figured that we would toss him into the air. That way he could actually get some wind under his wings and flap well.

... He fell like a stone and his neck was broken. Because we were so young we CRIED and CRIED. We laid him to rest... and then (As almost insult to injury) a cat dug him up and carried him off. (We didn't bury the body well either.)

Yeh my story is basically the same, except that it happened two days ago and I did it for fun.

ok here is one of my confessions when i was like 10 or 11 some kid tried to touch me while i was changing in a pools locker room (hmm figure out where) and my natural reaction was to take the hand he tried to touch me with and slam it in a locker door,

in this it removed 4 of his fingers and the tip of his thumb, there was blood everywhere, people ran screaming, the kids parents dropped all charges for i don't know what reason

looking back at it, i have become even more corrupt and twisted with age, but those are all standards of viewpoint

DS. ... o.o Wait... So you cried too? But you did it for fun...? I am confused.

Oh and good for you LU. :3 I mean that certainly stopped the kid, but I wouldn't have lopped off most of his hand in the process.

DS. ... o.o Wait... So you cried too? But you did it for fun...? I am confused.

Yeh but I was crying out of happiness...

Ok. xD I got confused because you said that the only difference was that you did it like two days ago and it was for fun. And certainly you can't be like 8 years old on here.

... Well I suppose it IS possible, But I don't ask people's ages. Its rude. Oh here's something about Confessions. I noticed since posting here I have a -1 rep. .... I totally find that amusing. 

Ok. xD I got confused because you said that the only difference was that you did it like two days ago and it was for fun. And certainly you can't be like 8 years old on here.

... Well I suppose it IS possible, But I don't ask people's ages. Its rude. Oh here's something about Confessions. I noticed since posting here I have a -1 rep. .... I totally find that amusing. 

Ah don't worry about it, only the kool people have neg- reps .

Oh, I'm 19, you?


Confession: I'm currently seeing this person who REALLY likes me, but I'm just dating to get with a friend of theirs. And it's working. Heh heh heh... Stupid ass...

Oh thats horrible. D: xD
YES I am 19.

Jeez. I gotta figure out another confession. Er. Dunno if this is a confession or not but it happened to me D:

I always got picked on in school, well, I was one day venting to my friend about it, and that this dorkwad (Being NICE NICE HERE WITH WORDS. o.o)  was going to get his head blown off with a gun if I ever snapped. Well... that same dorkwad had eavesdropped and went up to the teacher reporting that I DID have a gun in my bag and that I WAS going to shoot him. D<

I really wanted to after that. I got 3 days suspension from school. My bag was dumped out, got a permanent taint on my record. D< All because of some... freaking DORKWAD. o.o (Is be nice nice with words, yus. >< )

OMG, another girl! :=

And yeah, that sucks.

Once I've gotten drunk when I went out and a female friend of mine was trying to khook up that one guy. To be honest, it looked like she couldn't decide to pull whom: me or him. O_o
Anyways, I told her "My God, why don't you just try?" and she's like "I don't want to turn out to be a slut...". When I talked to that guy and when I told him he should pull her, he said "I'm not so sure if she's after me. It kinda looks to me as that she's after you.". Of course I was like "WTF?!". That was going on like an hour while the three of us were dancing. (-_-')
Anyways, she went to the bathroom and I was like "Should I...? Meh, who cares.". I sent her an SMS with the text "Would you be a slut if I pulled you?!". She didn't notice it until the next day. She sent me an SMS and wrote "What was that supposed to mean?" I was like "I have no idea. Must've been the alcohol. I don't remember.". I was playing dumb of course.

I WAS drunk, but I always remember stuff that happens. I'm such a badass liar... (-_-')

My Confession.

I once went looking for sesame street when I was a kid... remember the theme tune "Can you tell me how to get, how to get to sesame street"... Well like a dumb arse I thought it was a real place (I was like 8 or some thing)...

I got lost... I had crossed several roads, I was told never to cross, I had gone across some feilds and through peoples Gardens...

I never did find Sesame street, and finding my way home was hard to...

When I did get home my Family hadn't even been looking for me, but I told them my story and they grounded me, sat me down & told me Sesame street doesn't exsist.

Oh thats horrible. D: xD
YES I am 19.

Jeez. I gotta figure out another confession. Er. Dunno if this is a confession or not but it happened to me D:

I always got picked on in school, well, I was one day venting to my friend about it, and that this dorkwad (Being NICE NICE HERE WITH WORDS. o.o)  was going to get his head blown off with a gun if I ever snapped. Well... that same dorkwad had eavesdropped and went up to the teacher reporting that I DID have a gun in my bag and that I WAS going to shoot him. D<

I really wanted to after that. I got 3 days suspension from school. My bag was dumped out, got a permanent taint on my record. D< All because of some... freaking DORKWAD. o.o (Is be nice nice with words, yus. >< )

Damn, I thought you said " I DID have a gun, and I WAS going to shoot him. Lol, still funny though.

LOS: I cried when I found that out. :'(

Blizz: So, uh, does that make you an un-successful sexual predator...?


Confession: All of the clocks in my apartment are set to 11:11.

Once I joined a forums to spam it, but I got attached so I started to try and not spam as much...

FINE, I ADMIT

I put boobies on sprites sometimes.

I have a confession.

I stole the cookie from the cookie jar.

You badass

And i stole a cookie from the same cookie jar.


@_@

I lied when I typed this here:

http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,12046.msg152413.html#msg152413

I lied when I typed this here:

http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,12046.msg152413.html#msg152413

That's an odd thing to lie about.. o_O You evil basterd...

Me and Arlen are in love. You should read some of the PMs he sends me

lol, somehow i dont want to know.

- I cut off Nightwolf's hand for stealing from my jar-

No, really? I once hid donuts in my room for a month so my mom wouldnt take them. They dissapeared one day.

lol, somehow i dont want to know.

- I cut off Nightwolf's hand for stealing from my jar-

No, really? I once hid donuts in my room for a month so my mom wouldnt take them. They dissapeared one day.

your mom found them.

( great topic idea, blizzax )

Hmmmmm... Uhhh well this *cough* "Friend" of mine ( <_<....>_> ), once started a non-profit organisation as a tax-evasion scheme, it got tax-exempt status, and donor recipient as well. I, uh, 'he' then used the company to set up a 'tax refund' idea with a wealthy member of his family, who owns a large amount of property, with the donation received, the money was used to buy up enough shares of the other guys company to initiate a hostile take over... The family member was forced to claim bankruptcy.

That is so fucked up.

EDIT:

I distracted a store clerk (mom and pop operation) while my friend stole a bunch of guitars and slide them underneath a fence at the back of the store. Man, I still regret that every time I play.

( great topic idea, blizzax )

Hmmmmm... Uhhh well this *cough* "Friend" of mine ( <_<....>_> ), once started a non-profit organisation as a tax-evasion scheme, it got tax-exempt status, and donor recipient as well. I, uh, 'he' then used the company to set up a 'tax refund' idea with a wealthy member of his family, who owns a large amount of property, with the donation received, the money was used to buy up enough shares of the other guys company to initiate a hostile take over... The family member was forced to claim bankruptcy.

That is so fucked up.

Yeh, but unlike yours I don't regret it... I guess that says a lot.. *Shifty Eyes*


Confession: I just accidentally deleted all the files on my mom's digital camera that had her only pic's of my new baby niece.. 

slydeltah: There's a little button that says "Modify" on all of your posts, just use that next time you need to add more info' instead of double posting.

I was banned once.

A few years ago me and my mates snuck out of his house (at 12 midnight) to go to anutha mates house to terrorise it...
We took a paintball gun and toilet paper...
LOL It took 3 hours to get there and back...
We walked.
He's a dickanus and still doesnt know it was us...
The next time I was at his house we snuck out to this girls house just to chat...
My Mum found out that time...
She told me to never go out at that time of the night AGAIN!!!
but I still do...
Last time we snuck out to the graveyard to get stoned and drunk...
The Freaking Graveyard...
I lay on a long grave that had a flat top and a big gravestone...
Was quite comfortable...
 

You're soo mean.....


COOL!!!

into a graveyard? youre brave
well if u were stoned then maybe you wouldnt be so scared after all lol

Back in highschool, I showed up drunk numerous times.

I got so freakin' drunk on last day of high school. That was the worst hangover I've ever had. xD

I broke a Bone in my foot, for weeks ago. And I still am not going to the Doctor. I hate the Doctor.

LMAO! At that day I was drunk I think I also broke a bone in my foot. It was tumid for two weeks and still hurting for another 6.

i tell people i broke my arm snowboarding by going down a cliff.

I really just fell on ice.

I have stolen bodge's ex-avatar and used it for at least a week. (The avatar where that guy who smashed his hands, arms and head on the keyboard.)

I'm a Christian who looks at porn.

I have a habit of passing material from forum to forum.

Example: I steal avatars from here and use them on other forums, and any joke I see someone else post on one forum I immediately post here. lol.

I'm a Pagan that banged a born again christian.

into a graveyard? youre brave
well if u were stoned then maybe you wouldnt be so scared after all lol

I wasn't stoned my mates were stoned...
I wasn't drunk yet...
I went there to get drunk...
but it honestly wasn't that bad...
until teh cops turned up ...
My mates all went and hid somewhere and I went off somewhere else on my own...
I had to run from teh cops ...
but they didn't catch me...
lol

I set my backyard on fire

I spanked a monkey 

I mastur... I mean do it to myself a lot lately.

I have seven gigs of Pr0n on my comp.

I'm a Christian who looks at porn.

Ahaha, Join the club...

Lol, all my friends are Christian and 95% of them look porn.

I'm a member and i've even added art to a lolicon art board

Lolicon..... I just don't even know what to say about pedo hentai.....

I'm a member and i've even added art to a lolicon art board

*cough... Got a link..?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... Apparently I'm *Currently fucking Silverline*...

Lolicon..... I just don't even know what to say about pedo hentai.....

What about normal hentai? <3

Normal hentai is funny.

lol. not pedo hentai... i just go on there cuz its funny.
most of the stuff is toddlerkon. Ever heard of that? thats where creepy old men draw hentai of TODDLERS... yes i really dont like lolicon... although its kind of funny that people have been arrested for drawing it.

I'd like to see some one get arrested for it. That would be incredibly funny.

Confession:
I want to go naked on to a bus full of nuns.

Confession:
I want to go naked on to a bus full of nuns.

Confession:
I want to see that.

Confession:
I want to go naked on to a bus full of nuns.

Confession:
I want to see that.

Confession:
I'll buy a ticket.

Confession:
I want to go naked on to a bus full of nuns.

Confession:
I want to see that.

Confession:
I'll buy a ticket.

Confession:
I'll steal a bus ticket just to see that.
Steal a ticket from one of the nuns :O

Confession:
I want to go naked on to a bus full of nuns.

Confession:
I want to see that.

Confession:
I'll buy a ticket.

Confession:
I'll steal a bus ticket just to see that.
Steal a ticket from one of the nuns :O

Confession:
I tried that once, but nuns have majick powers. Its not a good idea.

When i was 6 i used to eat flowers, for some reason . .

Speaking of which, I've worn makeup before.

I always threaten people. Alot.

I've made people look at strange things.
*LINK REMOVED*

(Sorry, Lomi: http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,12284.0.html )

Confession:

I just removed an evil link.

Confession, I think explosions are funny.

I've made people look at strange things.
*LINK REMOVED*

(Sorry, Lomi: http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,12284.0.html )

Hey Blizz: I'm pretty sure those guidelines are JUST for the spam section, we can still post up people being killed and having sex outside of the spam section

Confession: My family has done bad things to succeed in business... Really bad things... 

I'm a bad Christian. 

FIVE: 'Honor your father and your mother.'
I cuss at my mother sometimes. 

SIX: 'You shall not murder.'
Is wanting to murder bad?

SEVEN: 'You shall not commit adultery.'
I NEVER KNEW THAT!

EIGHT: 'You shall not steal.'
I've done it too many times. 

NINE: 'You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.'
What does that meen? lol

TEN: 'You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.'
I threw a rock in my neighbors window if that counts. XD

You see children, Jesus is bad because he's bad mmmmmkay. So don't do anything that has to do with Jeus, because he's bad. Mmmmmmkay?

Actually, I want to watch some south park right now.

I've made people look at strange things.
*LINK REMOVED*

(Sorry, Lomi: http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,12284.0.html )

Hey Blizz: I'm pretty sure those guidelines are JUST for the spam section, we can still post up people being killed and having sex outside of the spam section

Confession: My family has done bad things to succeed in business... Really bad things... 

The spam rules are more soft than the general rules. I will PM you that link and you will see why I removed it... Even in spam (I know, this isn't spam), it should be removed.

Even if I am wrong with removing it out of this reason, the site is trojan infected, so I had to remove it.

I has a confession, tommorow I'm going to the optomitrist.

When home alone I like to get Naked...

I'm naked right now.








Actually I just took off my clothes for this post... There going back on... ... ...




>_>

I'm naked right now.

Actually I just took off my clothes for this post... There going back on... ... ...

>_>

Confession: I want to see that!

...

oh wait...

I saw that.......













post i mean


XD

I also like to get naked sometimes. Good thing I live in a third story apartment...

I just came out of bath, and am in a towel right now.


WANKY AND KINKY HUH?

I have a confession.... I need to pee.

Confession:

I want to see D_S naked... again...

Confession:

I want to see D_S naked... again...

*nods head...then hangs it low*

Confession, I forgot to make that youtube video of me being high.

Confession I stole every ones Garden Gnomes in my surrouding area and placed in this one old ladies garden, I must have place around 300 in there... She had to place an advert asking people to collect their Gnomes... I done this 3 years in a row... Then stopped as I deemed it childish... I was only 12... (How grown up a decission that was).

How I done it:-

Most people had their gnomes by their fences so people could see them, I stuck my arms through the fence grabbed them and ran them up the height of the fence and over on to my skate board, I could fit 5 or so on it... (ANOTHER Confeesion, I am shite at skate Boarding, I never mastered the art of standing up on it, I just sat on it and flew down hills, I once crashed into a granny and ended up on a local papers front page, but thats another story...)... Any ways I then pushed the skate board to her garden and climbed into her yard, putting the skate board firstly close to the fence so I could reach them doing the grabbing technique in reverse...

LOS - ROFL 

Confession: I love the smell of my own armpits~.

Confession: I stockpile anime. I have a CD case wth 60+ dvd's of anime in it. My reasoning is "maybe someday I'll want to watch it again, and there won't be an active torrent!"

Confession, I shave my junk.

Confession, I LAUGHED.

Confession, I shaved this morning.

Confession: My anus is bleeding.

Confession, thats sexay.

Conffesion - I once needed to go a pee on a school trip to a Church (I have never been to Church before at the time)... I went into the back room and all I could see was what looked like a Bird Bath with drainage holes in so I peed in it, by standing on a chair...

I found out later that thing is a Font and used to draw holy water crosses on people's heads... So there are a few people in my home town with my Urine on their heads... VERY GODLY...LOL

Confession, that made me realise I need to pee.

Confession: I am a patient person but sometimes people get me angry, i mean angry as in okay, i'll cool, but sometimes so angry that I have to slap them.;
The hit me i usually move back, and i have slapped some assholes of my class.


AS a matter of fact, this boy is such a bastard such a bastard, he pickedon me, so i gave him a back answer, he shut up but i know he's gonna attack me someday or the other


*scratches palm*

hmmm

Confession: I am a patient person but sometimes people get me angry, i mean angry as in okay, i'll cool, but sometimes so angry that I have to slap them.;
The hit me i usually move back, and i have slapped some assholes of my class.


AS a matter of fact, this boy is such a bastard such a bastard, he pickedon me, so i gave him a back answer, he shut up but i know he's gonna attack me someday or the other


*scratches palm*

hmmm

Don't you take guns to school there? 
That would be my answer...

I did once, the teacher shot a child but got caught.
Then i realised it kills.


Then i realised why i didnt see my dog after shooting him.


OMG!

Confession: Big Foot sees my back and cries.

Lol not really.

Confession: I was beaten by a kid in a game.

Not really. I could even beat a kid unless if he's uber and a cheater.

Confession, I want to buy nightwolf a sword.

Confession- I want to see nightwolf go insane ( more so.. ) and go on a killing spree at his school with that sword.

Confession, I think I should buy him a claymore.... one of those six foot claymores.

Confession: I often look at Saucy's cute pictures.

Confesion, I'm smoking a cancer stick right now.

Confession: Me liky Tsunokiette & Blizzard <3 

Confession: I once broke my neighbours window with a baseball and knocked over their candle, I almost burned their house down. Their daughter, who is 19, saved the day. She thought the dog did it rofl

Confession: Dont call me a stalker, but i like collect every information i find. I check the post your pictures (and like blizzard, thought not ds's, i see pictures lol) and i get every information.


halo knows i know everything about yami now.


and blizzard, nouman etc.

Confession: Dont call me a stalker, but i like collect every information i find. I check the post your pictures (and like blizzard, thought not ds's, i see pictures lol) and i get every information.


halo knows i know everything about yami now.


and blizzard, nouman etc.

Well since you said everybody... I don't know whether to feel loved or to feel creepy.

Confession: Dont call me a stalker, but i like collect every information i find. I check the post your pictures (and like blizzard, thought not ds's, i see pictures lol) and i get every information.


halo knows i know everything about yami now.


and blizzard, nouman etc.

OH CRAP! You know that I am actually a god and far better scripter than Seph?!

YES!


HOW DO YOU KNOW! I NEVER TOLD ANYONE! :v


oic,

everyone knows it because blizzard brings it up every single chance he gets

confession: Once, I went to fat camp, and thre was an all you can eat salad buffet, and I pigged out! Then they kicked me out!

Confession, I'm UBER pissed right now.

everyone knows it because blizzard brings it up every single chance he gets

To be honest I'm starting to get annoyed by myself doing this. It ws funnny the first 20 times, but now it's just boring.

Confession, I flipped off a preist one time. Actually, thats not a bad thing, its a good thing.

confessions: my brother fingered me once

Confession, I now think she's even more skanky.

Confession, I think Fiestin was inbred

Confession, Mah daddy is probly right.

confession: what i said was a lie.

Confession, we dont believe you, you just pulled a DS and now there will be big debates on weather or not youre a whore.

confession: what i said was a lie.

Confession, I don't give a fuck.

confession it was a step-brother.


ps not a whore!

Confession, I think you're whore enough to get off to my avy.

Confession, I made a name for her, Fiestawhore

Confession, I LAWL'd!

confession, I walk around town with a stark erection, then I saw this thing, a FIESTINFECTION

confession: dont flatter your self.

Confession, I'm scared that Fiestin wants to be my new mommy.

There was a loud lightning strike outside and now I'm shaking like crazy.

confession: schools boring.

Confession, I really want a soda right now but I'm too fucking lazy to get one.

* happens to the best of us


*COnffession

Confession, I hate my dog.

Confession: i love my dog

Confession, I made love to your dog.

confession, i think my dog liked it.

Confession, after your dog I made love to your mother too. Oh yeah, I gave her fleas because your dog gave me fleas.

confession: i could never get ride of those fleas.

Confession, I hope that you don't mean that you got the fleas from bagning your mom or dog.

Confession, meaning the fleas you got from my dog, hun.

Confession, I'm very releived.

Confession: bought a flea colar.

Cofession, I'm finally going to grab that soda.

confession: good luck.

Confession, I thought you died.

confession: awww i missed you guys too.

Confession, Seriously I was going to start planning your funeral.

COnfession, was i invited?

Confession, I just masturbated ( not to you IMO)

Confession: have u seen me?
 

Confession, I think so.

Confession: have u seen me?
 

Confession, who hasnt?

Confession: have u seen me?
 

Confession, why, yes, that is the source of your sluttyness

Confession. shouldn't have said that.

Confession:
I confess right now.

Confession, I have nobody to play UT with

Confession:
I dont have UT

Confession: Just found out that chicks cum white, not grey (like guys)

confession: Im wondaring how you found that out?

Confession: I had to wipe it after *** and that other time when ********** told me that *** *** was grey and mine wasn't so...yeah.
I almost had *** today

Confession: I had to wipe it after SEX and that other time when Dr. Meatwad told me that mens cum was grey and mine wasn't so...yeah.
I almost had sex today

Confession
I secretly can read what people wrote behind astericks

Confession: I almost wish I had sex with Meatwad

Confession: After I heard that, I felt like breaking up with you.

Confession: You're silly

Confession: I have no confession's I can think of.

Confession...
I like dot's...

This would be much funnier if the text was replaced with a series of dots.

Confession, I don't know where the hell boe went to.

Confession, I think Boe's gentle heart was crushed by the cruelty of certain members 

Conffesion, I know where Boe man went, He's not coming back he's in heaven now. . . *~* - TEar shed for the lost

*~* no boe, NO!

Why ! WHY!!!!

Anyways,.


Confession: I AM IN LOVE  ! WOW~!

Confession: Nightwolf's in love with his hand. 

Confession: DS Is in love with her foot


SORRY BABY BUT I HAD TO SAY

Confession...
I work at McDonalds...
Lol

Confession, I hate McDonalds.

Confession: I Am Watching u all right now, and what U all do in dah Bathroom 

Confession, I poop in the bathroom.

confession...
I clean my lobby in the bathroom...
Coz it has a table and two chairs...

I stole candy from shops when I was 7

But a whole tub would be like $1.50 and I only stole one every time.

~Winged

I stole candy from shops when I was 7

But a whole tub would be like $1.50 and I only stole one every time.

~Winged

=o



Confession: I just gave Winged an Evil profile Badge... 

I stole candy from shops when I was 7

But a whole tub would be like $1.50 and I only stole one every time.

~Winged

And i thought you were a good girl, unlike me a.
I mean i am a good boy

well, COOOOOOL Winged.

~Nightwolf

Confession: DS Is in love with her foot


SORRY BABY BUT I HAD TO SAY

<3

Confession: I'm not a virgin.

I once grabbed a pidgeon by the neck part jumped in the air and darted him to the floor. His head exploded, it was neat. I ran away as i started getting evil looks

All roads lead to spam.

Confession: I rep++ed Holk for stating this truth. :O

Confession: DS Is in love with her foot


SORRY BABY BUT I HAD TO SAY

<3

Confession: I'm not a virgin.

Confession, I did not know that.

Maybe it's because I don't walk around shouting "I'm not a virgin!"

Confession, I never thought of that.

Confessions, I'm bisex.

Pics

confession: when i was 5 i stole a chocolate bar and ate in the shop because i thought they were free ;

I like girls

Confession: I've had a naughty dream yesterday night. :B

Confession, I started working on Soul Refrain Complete.

Confession: I've had YET ANOTHER naughty dream yesterday night.

Confession, I'm very bored right now.

Confession... I have no confessions to make...

Confession: I actually liked you necro 

I have had two muffins every day so I can be satisfied with breakfast

Confession... I am a Squirrel

Confession...  My mom walked in on me once.   :'(

Confession... I can't think of any more confessions

Confession, I only have two swords

Confession, I let myself get shot with a bb gun for fun.

Confession, I want to do very wrong things to Gianna Micheal's ass.

Confession, I let myself get shot with a bb gun for fun.

YAY!! PAIN!!

Confession... I like pain O_o

Confession, I miss saucy.

Confession, I miss Gilga.

Edit: Oh wait, he's still around. I'm blind.