What if. . .

I would be pretty confused because I don't know what you are talking about.

What if I was travelin at the speed of light.

Then you'd respond to my "what if" question before I even asked it. XD

What if some little girl ran up, kicked you in the crotch, and ran away?

Then I'd blow her up[ with the remote mine I placed in her brain at birth.

What if I knew the joys of listening to ELO?

No what, you should go listen to them now.

What if Blaze was in irc right now?

Then we can fear. *Last pot of mines referes to that topic of yours you know where btw*


What if, I tell you, I am actually your Twi iter & I am tryig to stop you from awakenig a powerful Army of Unstoppable Robots To wipe out Makind & RUle Over the Entire Earth dr.sword? (Yes, Influence from Hellboy 2 . . . .)

I hate my sister jftr, and fuck that I would summon them.

What if?

If so,

What if eye for an eye?

The All seeing Eye, for my own would be a great swap !!

What if there was a Giant Planet of Atsral rock coming towards Earth in 2012 that would cause a Pole shift ?

Then we would either slip into an ice age OR all environmental problems of the earth would be negated forever.

What if humans had never found it important to develop table manners?

Then dinner time would be much more fun.

What if Michael Jackson came up to your house to borrow the bathroom?

Then the authorities would look for him, but never find his corpse.

What if the government started replacing people with robots?

Then we would die out because robots are too dull to reproduce.

What if robots were far more fun things than we think they are?