What if. . .

then.. hmm... ahhh... arggggg.. dunno!

What if humans lives in mars and sent spaceships to research earth?

It would be quite a good system.

Wote min I would become president of Mali? (I quite intend to, just don't know how).

then that place is going to become a 3rd world countriy

what if deadly diablo stoped spaming

(would it happen someday??)
Then.. Nobody would have to read the depression craps.

What if I didn't ask this question?

then i wouldnt be posting.

what if RPG Maker was turned into Adveture Maker

Then that would make it more american huh?

 What if people couldn't get sick?

then there would no no nurses. (nnnooooo) lol

what if i when on a muder sprea.

then that place is going to become a 3rd world countriy

Mali already is a 3rd world country, you dumbass
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You'd be very lonely, with no people around you in an area of 100 miles

Wote min children would have beards and mustaches!!

Some have
So.. when they'll be older they'll have even more?

What if all continents were connected and making an island?

We would call it Pancreas :d

Wote min jumping would make you go down, and falling would make you go up?

then people will suicide by jumping and not by falling

What if there was only one channel on tv?

i wouldnt care because i am on the comp most of the time

what if there were no computers? [i have to say that i would shoot myself]

I would be horribly depressed.

What if there was no PIZZA!?!?!?

oh damn i'll suicide for the 666th time!

What if crankeye is really crank?

Uh, then it would be crank.com huh.

 What if white people were really gray?

Then the gray people won't be called gray and the white people won't be called white.

What if Christmas was on summer?

Well it is, in the southern hemisphere it's Christmas in the summer.  

What if the world was the size of Jupiter.

Wow that would be really cool, there would be a lot more people and more places to go.

 What if I don't get dressed today and just stay in my pj's in bed.

Then.. I'll go to see your pj's!

What if caterpillars rule the world?

Then, well then. Uh yes. A lot of things would be different.

 What if my dumb cat doesn't shutup.

then i will beat it up!

What if phone numbers were 100 digits?

Then more people would use IM services, Internet, And Mail...they'd be too tired to dial 100 numbers.

WHAT if...all was opposite?

then i'd be a bird, not a lizard.

what if [img] tags were non-existant?

I got one.

What if everything in movies and tv shows were real?

Then there would be no point of a tv...

What if magic was real and I was stupid?