What if. . .

Then Canana would be the biggest on in the world.

What if the world still had dinosaurs.

Then I'd have nothing to answer.  

What if we did not have shoes?

Guess we'd still be wearing sandals.

What if everyone spoke the same language?

then dictionaries never existed

What if humans were inmortal?

Then crime wouldn't be such a big issue and thrills like rock climbing, sky diving, skate/snowboarding and horror movies would be so lame.


What if you were my slave for the day?

you'd probably have sex with me all day ..

Oh good nothing for me, well I don't really mind lol .  :|  

What if Johnathan Alexander Macdonald never existed? :shock:

Then, I wouldn't have had lunch today.

Wote min we could understand animals?

Then we'd wage war against monkeys and lose. Plus, Konami would make a Metal Gear game based on them.

...no, wait...they already did...

What if we could breathe underwater?

Then I wouldn't be scared of the water like I am.

What if this topic was closed due to excessive spamming? :|

We'd make a new topic and spam that full

Wote min Fiestin doesn't answer my hints?

then she will not answer never

What if humans couldn't express feelings?

then i'd cry myself to death.

What if Wouter kicked me out of Guild 2 for hurting Feisten and i retaliated by healing all three of us and then murdering Feisten and Wouter with my Masamune in RPG battle?

*silent with crickets chirping*
Then He would Be Dead?

What If it Rained Poo On Mondays Tuesdays Wednesdays and fridays?

then all our lawns and fields would be well-fertilized.

What if this game became a server that was intelligent, had guns, and killed people?

Then we would be dead.

What if there were no country borders?

Then we'd become Mexico*shudders*

What if Feisten got sick of Wouter being over protective and me being over-psycotic and murdered us both?

Then life would be cool. ROFL

What if I was god?

Then No One Would Be Religious

What If Lizzards Ruled The World?

then i'd use you all as my slaves.

What if i wan't a lizard?

You'd be a frog like that dude on Chrono Trigger (or was it Cross?).


What if Crankeye.com was a musical?

then i'd lol forever.

What if lol didn't exist?

i'd use rofl

what it i became dictator and killed you all

then we'd become Zombies and ROFL and LOL you to death.

What if i quit my non-existant job?

you'd get paid to show every1

what if I fail a class b/c of a stupid "binder" grade?