What if. . .

lol

What if he did it?

Then he would be dead.

What if   ?(1/x)dx = ?

then dx/dx²=?
                                       
what if d=V(x₂-x₁)²+(y₂-y₁)²

Nothing, because ?(1/x)dx = ln x.

What if we stopped posting math problems?

Then I'd be sad.

What if .... BOB DOLE!?!?!?!?!?

Then.... BOB DOLE!!

What if bob wasnt gay?

Bob Dole isn't gay.

What if Velton knew that?

then he would realize Bob Dole couldn't like him back

Nothing, because ?(1/x)dx = ln x.

                            
d=V(x₂-x₁)²+(y₂-y₁)²
is the formula for calculating distance between to points in a line
(duh)

what if blizzard realized that isn't a math problem

Then the world would end.

What if

then :fred:

what if   

then what if

Then

What if all the Donkeys in the world died?

Then you'd be sad. Very sad.

What if thingy realized ?(1/x)dx = ln x is an integral, summing up all the area under the function line of 1/x in a XY-coordinate system?

He wouldnt have posted it wasnt.

What if what Zypher says about HIMSELF is true?

Then what nightwolf said.

What if Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey?

then   

What if

Then there would be no more weed left.

What if I could kill myself without dying?

Then you could kill yourself without dying.

What I flamed Geno again?

*yawn*

What if you didn't twice?

what if I was a complete retard that couldn't spell worth shit.... wait I can't and I am.

then i would be your mother....

what if the real world had a search button?

then life would be easier...much easier.

What if someone stole a cookie from you?

Then he'd send either or shaft after tham.

What if FuMannChu forgets to post a question next time?

then you would not post an answer

what if bill gates died?