What if. . .

Cody · October 13, 2006, 01:22:22 AM

Then you'd be in a hard running and end up losing by 1 vote to a piece of cheesecake.

What if America had a woman president, instead of being stuck-up patriotic bastards?

SexualBubblegumX · October 13, 2006, 01:26:07 AM

Then the Ragnarok would start. And dude trust me NO COUNTRY would want Hilary Clinton running it.

What if I got drunk one last time, then woke up the next morning married to some chick?

thingy · October 13, 2006, 01:41:29 AM

your "secksed up life" would be over

what if you woke up the next morning married to some dude?

Nightwolf · October 13, 2006, 08:41:12 AM

I'd shoot him, not gay.

What if you woke up to see ur married to some hotty hot hotty MAN?

lol complexed version lol

SexualBubblegumX · October 13, 2006, 12:50:32 PM

I'd run to the hills.

What if I had Excalibur and I broke it in a sword fight?

Arrow · October 13, 2006, 01:49:16 PM

*Laughter*

What if I was staying home sick for the second day in a row?

Nightwolf · October 13, 2006, 01:52:59 PM

You'd vomit *BELCH*

What if lol?

Arrow · October 13, 2006, 01:57:41 PM

Then more lol, as one lol inevitably leads to another.

What if *silence*

Blizzard · October 13, 2006, 02:28:37 PM

*silence*

What if he replied now "WTF?!" ?

Nightwolf · October 13, 2006, 02:38:06 PM

Then we'd be like FTW
lol

What if :diablo:

had a fight?

veltonvelton · October 13, 2006, 06:35:48 PM

win.

What if

got

and threw him in a

pot then

:heart: :diablo:?

Malson · October 13, 2006, 08:34:33 PM

Then policeman got cool guy and threw him in a chicken pot then cow heart diablo.

What if 7?

thingy · October 13, 2006, 09:01:24 PM

then 8 9

what if

and shaft had a dance competition?

Arrow · October 13, 2006, 11:26:47 PM

Zoidberg would crush the competition with his enormous shower sandals.

What if people stopped making emoticon contests?

SexualBubblegumX · October 13, 2006, 11:42:08 PM

Then they'd realise the joke got old.

What if I went to a karaoke bar?

Malson · October 14, 2006, 01:08:48 AM

WELLLLLCOOOOME TOOOOOOO DYIIIIIIING

SexualBubblegumX · October 14, 2006, 02:24:33 AM

Exactly.

What if.... WELCOME TO DYING?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Malson · October 14, 2006, 02:47:18 AM

Then I'd still suggest you check out DragonForce. You can like Blind Guardian all you want, but DragonForce is the same kind of fantasy speed metal as Blind Guardian, just with killer guitarists and blazing solos.

What if I attach them here on Tues/Wed once I have highspeed internet?

SexualBubblegumX · October 14, 2006, 02:50:41 AM

Then I'd listen to them and be dissapointed that you don't worship Andre from blind guardian. Seriously... BEST GUITARIST EVER.

What if.....

**SIDE NOTE***
I'm an ass hole.

Malson · October 14, 2006, 02:52:59 AM

Then...uh...I can't even think of a prediction for that.

What if you should stop being such a BG fanboy and at least give the guitarist a chance? If you can find a video, that'd be even better. His fingers move so effing fast when he plays, he must have a typing speed of at least 400 wpm.

SexualBubblegumX · October 14, 2006, 02:57:33 AM

I can't, BG is my favorite band ever.

What if Zypher figures out I'm a total Mark for SBS too?

Malson · October 14, 2006, 03:22:16 AM

I figured it out when you requested I do Darkwave.

What if you buy Guitar Hero II so you can play Hangar 18?

Nightwolf · October 14, 2006, 03:39:27 AM

Nice.

What if that really happened

Malson · October 14, 2006, 04:06:40 AM

It'd be funny to watch Fu play it while drunk. Actually, watching Fu play it while sober would still be funny.

What if these sloppy joe nachos I'm eating right now are the bomb?

thingy · October 14, 2006, 04:38:49 AM

then ur tummy gonna go boom

what if :fred: ran out of happy pills