What if. . .

Then you'd be in a hard running and end up losing by 1 vote to a piece of cheesecake.

What if America had a woman president, instead of being stuck-up patriotic bastards?

Then the Ragnarok would start. And dude trust me NO COUNTRY would want Hilary Clinton running it.

What if I got drunk one last time, then woke up the next morning married to some chick?

your "secksed up life" would be over

what if you woke up the next morning married to some dude?

I'd shoot him, not gay.

What if you woke up to see ur married to some hotty hot hotty MAN?

lol complexed version lol

I'd run to the hills.

What if I had Excalibur and I broke it in a sword fight?

*Laughter*

What if I was staying home sick for the second day in a row?

You'd vomit *BELCH*

What if lol?

Then more lol, as one lol inevitably leads to another.

What if *silence*

*silence*

What if he replied now "WTF?!" ?

Then we'd be like FTW
lol

What if  :diablo: had a fight?

  win.

What if  got  and threw him in a  pot then    :heart:  :diablo:?

Then policeman got cool guy and threw him in a chicken pot then cow heart diablo.

What if 7?

then 8 9

what if and shaft had a dance competition?

Zoidberg would crush the competition with his enormous shower sandals.

What if people stopped making emoticon contests?

Then they'd realise the joke got old.

What if I went to a karaoke bar?

WELLLLLCOOOOME TOOOOOOO DYIIIIIIING

Exactly.

What if.... WELCOME TO DYING?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Then I'd still suggest you check out DragonForce. You can like Blind Guardian all you want, but DragonForce is the same kind of fantasy speed metal as Blind Guardian, just with killer guitarists and blazing solos.

What if I attach them here on Tues/Wed once I have highspeed internet?

Then I'd listen to them and be dissapointed that you don't worship Andre from blind guardian. Seriously... BEST GUITARIST EVER.

What if.....

**SIDE NOTE***
I'm an ass hole.

Then...uh...I can't even think of a prediction for that.

What if you should stop being such a BG fanboy and at least give the guitarist a chance? If you can find a video, that'd be even better. His fingers move so effing fast when he plays, he must have a typing speed of at least 400 wpm.

I can't, BG is my favorite band ever.

What if Zypher figures out I'm a total Mark for SBS too?

I figured it out when you requested I do Darkwave.

What if you buy Guitar Hero II so you can play Hangar 18?

Nice.

What if that really happened

It'd be funny to watch Fu play it while drunk. Actually, watching Fu play it while sober would still be funny.

What if these sloppy joe nachos I'm eating right now are the bomb?

then ur tummy gonna go boom

what if :fred: ran out of happy pills