What if. . .

then you would be married to Emily, which means you would never SEXZORED Emily ever again (until she wants children)

what if :donkey: killed ??

Then shaft would be next.

What if more people voted here, http://rmrk.net/index.php?topic=3925.0 ?

then... there'd be more votes......

What if I was not lesbian?

Then  would be  .

What if you weren't reading this question?

That I would'nt answer it

what if  was teh universal simble for that you had a rocket launcher and just blew off santa's head trying to save him from evil santa?

Then what you just said would be coherent.

What if what I just said wasn't coherent?

Blah.

What if blah?

then :donkey: :donkey: :donkey:

What if Happy Pee Pee Poo Poo Smile?

Then the world would fall into one million years of darkness and we would bave to be the slaves of the donkeys! They would make us cook them pies and cookies then they would wip us and beat us then make us eat coal that on fire after all that we would build a grand statue to the great kefka!!!

The statue would have a laser in it's head and shoot none beleivers. fire would rain from the sky and donkeys too, donkeys raining from the sky... sorry didn't take my pills!

what's 'the statue'?

What if I was a not a lesbian (/\not happy with that answer)

ur not, nothing changes

what if ur sig wasn't stupid?
PS you have a [/size] at the end of it

It would be...not stupid

what if you told me why you hate me thingY?

I don't, I'm messing with ya

what if I was actually a human and not a consciousness drifting through the internet?

Well then, you'd be able to have sex, wouldn't you?

What if several people went and checked out this page --> http://rmrk.net/index.php?topic=423.1185 <-- in order to see a... pretty neat... web comic... out of boredom, curiosity, or mind control?

Well then, you'd be able to have sex, wouldn't you?

What if several people went and checked out this page --> http://rmrk.net/index.php?topic=423.1185 <-- in order to see a... pretty neat... web comic... out of boredom, curiosity, or mind control?

ya sorry, that was me

then we would all get to read ur comic thingy (not referring to me)

what if they need more than 1 "size"?

Then Roxas would be one disturbed little bastard, wouldn't he?
*ahem* That is to say, if you're reffering to the same thing I am...

What if thingy really DID use mind control on anyone else who looked?

I clearly have the hypnotoad under my control so obviously I'm going to slowly take over the world

what if you got bored and made a game about having to buy the stuff on that list?

I would turn from bored to deeply disturbed. XD

What if I was about to post page 2?

I would say woot!

what if your computer crashed before you uploaded and ALL your files were corrupted

Then I'd just have to go and get them again, wouldn't I? Wouldn't be the first time...

What if I was getting ready to post page 2 of 'The Untold Story' ... if you haven't read page one, I suggest you do. Page 2 makes no sense otherwise, but it's still hilarious either way.

Then youd waste your time cos ITS CRAP.

What if It was not?

Then it wouldn't be. And it's not because the only thing better than Demyx barreling down an aisle at the grocery market in a cart, wrapped in toilet paper, and using 'grocones' as the spanish word for balls, when it is so clearly 'cajones', is shooting Xemnas and other members of Organization 13 with tampons. And 'Holy Flaming Tampons, Batman!'.

ok.

What if i could burn Cody?

Then I'd probably laugh at you and then go jump in the harbor...

What if I had remembered to ask a what if question on my last post?