To celebrate Fish Month, I've decided to open up my very own bait shop...
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Looking to catch that rare Volt Catfish? Use our special "Goth Gummy Worms" for instant fishing success!
Got a taste for Tuna? Try the new "Penis Pretzels", and you're BOUND to get a nibble or two!
Call the MasterBaiter today for any special requests!
Anchovy - "Randomness Raisins"
Caro MO NO BE - "Anime Apples"
CorTez Chubbs - "Defense Attorney Donuts"
Dr_Swordfish - "Shield Bait"
Emperor Red Snapper - "Yaoi Yums (Extra Spicy)"
Forcysturgeon - "Nose Nightcrawlers"
Froolf - "Burnt Dog Deluxe"
Garygill - "Color Candies"
King of the Mackeral - "Universal Bait" (he's an easy catch) ;)
Leviathan - "Pirate Parfait"
Manatee - "Spam... Just Spam"
Marlin - "Boozed Bait" (it's laced with a tranquilizer, so there's no fear in getting stabbed by a drunken fish)
Mola Mola - "Hugs-on-a-Hook"
Ribiit - "Chewey Carrots"
Roach - "Donation Delights"
Sparrow - "Crumb Cakes"
StarTrigger - "Fyre Fillets"
Tuna - "Penis Pretzels"
Volt Catfish - "Goth Gummy Worms"
Zylosos - "Furry Fudgsicles"
I AM NOT A PART OF THIS MOTHER FUCKING FISH MONTH. YOU ALL CAN GET YOUR OWN USERNAME IDEAS.
You are now, fish.
No I'm not. Tuna doesn't even have anything to do with "Irock" or "Irockman1."
Doesn't matter.
You changed your name to Irock to get away from it, then you changed it back when fish month started.
That qualifies as being apart of fish month.
Besides, does Mackerel have anything to do with Universe?
Have an annoying fish that's scaring the rest of the fishy away?
Try MasterBaiter's new "STFU Sticks". It kills that annoying fish on contact!
Quote from: King of the Mackerel on May 30, 2008, 09:49:29 PM
Doesn't matter.
You changed your name to Irock to get away from it, then you changed it back when fish month started.
That qualifies as being apart of fish month.
I never had it changed to Irock. Halo kept changing it back and forth because he doesn't want me to change.
Where are you? I miss you. ;___:
I've been right here all along, just not able to AIM at the moment.
BTW, taking fish bait requests!
Quote from: Zylos on May 30, 2008, 10:43:40 PM
I've been right here all along, just not able to AIM at the moment.
BTW, taking fish bait requests!
Why? ;___;
Universal Bait :V
you guys can't catch me, Im too slippery.
Quote from: Forcysturgeon on May 30, 2008, 11:25:46 PM
you guys can't catch me, Im too slippery.
I can with nose bait.
*flobbers around merrily*
Where can I buy fishing rod?
Quote from: AlienSoldier on May 31, 2008, 12:01:54 AM
Where can I buy fishing rod?
http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,27415.msg343984.html#msg343984
WHa?! No MO NO BE stuff to bait? :V Or Mola Mola?
There is now! Masturba- I mean, MasterBaiter's supplies bait for any type of fish. (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi254.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh99%2FZylos_2007%2FSmilies%2FZylos_Wink2.gif&hash=b623baa124341aa4ca236f7ec4896f42bb6c99f3)
Hugs-on-a-Hook please. Loads of them :3
*puts as many Hugs-on-a-Hook in Rabiit's cart as possible*
Wise choice for those who those looking to catch the friendly Mola Mola (formerly known as Zeriab).
25 Pounds of "Anime Apples" :V & 5 of "Hugs-on-a-hook", 2 "Universal Bait" & 9 "Boozed Bait" along with 4 "Goth Gummy Worms" <3
I'll be taking 5 "Hugs-on-a-Hook", 5 "Anime Apples" and 5 "Yaoi Yums (Extra Spicy)".
*starts stacking everything into Caro's and AlienSoldier's carts, whistling all the while*
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A barrel full of Anime apples, 3 Yaoi Yums, and a dozen of Universal Bait, aye.
A barrel full of "Anime Apples"? Wow, you must really want to catch that delicious looking Caro MO NO BE!
*fills Leviathan's cart with baiting goodies, and throws in a free sample of "Pirate Parfait"*
Quote from: Zylos on May 31, 2008, 03:50:18 AM
A barrel full of "Anime Apples"? Wow, you must really want to catch that delicious looking Caro MO NO BE!
*fills Leviathan's cart with baiting goodies, and throws in a free sample of "Pirate Parfait"*
Actually it's for me.
*eats apples*
And yay, parfait!
*eats parfait*
Needing 10 goth gummy worms, 10 anime apples, and 5 universal baits.
Well, now to buy a fish pole.
When I'm boozed up, I just get feistier!
AHAHAHAH YOU'LL NEVER CATCH MEEE
What type of bait is required to catch a Marlin fish?
Give me a barrel of that. XD
You need a spear to catch a Marlin.
A barrel of spears... :o
:x
Why is everyone buying Universal Bait. ;~;
Is...
Are you guys planning to have a revolution against your king?
I need spears too. ;8
Quote from: King of the Mackerel on May 31, 2008, 05:27:16 PM
Why is everyone buying Universal Bait. ;~;
Is...
Are you guys planning to have a revolution against your king?
They're buying so much Universal Bait because you look so delicious. (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi254.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh99%2FZylos_2007%2FSmilies%2FZylos_Wink2.gif&hash=b623baa124341aa4ca236f7ec4896f42bb6c99f3)
And don't worry, the Boozed Bait is laced with some tranquilizers, so one bite and the Marlin's both drunk and asleep.
Asking for 10 boozed baits, I'm having a marlin fish for sale. XD
[spoiler=10 Boozed Baits] :pw: :pw: :pw: :pw: :pw: :pw: :pw: :pw: :pw: :pw:[/spoiler]
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Thank you, now to go fishing. ;8
I need Nose Nightcrawlers.
I want to eat my own kind >:D
*pours a bucket of gross Nose Nightcrawlers into Forcystus' cart*
Here at MasterBaiters, we can cater bait for any type of fish!
Even cannibal fish like myself?
Quote from: Forcysturgeon on June 01, 2008, 01:35:14 AM
Even cannibal fish like myself?
Shouldn't you just eat the bait yourself?
Mighty tasty it is.
*eats apples*
Have an idea for a new bait? Is there a particular fish that you are looking for not on the list?
Call MasterBaiter with your idea, and we'll give you with a free month's supply of "Hugs-on-a-Hook"!
You got a type of bait to catch a Salmon? This one in particular...
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Ah, an excellent choice of fish! I see you have fine tastes when it comes to fish.
Might I recommend you try some "Furry Fudgsicles" to catch that particular kind of fish?
Why yes, I'll take 20.
Cool, my name is already fish related. =D
Yay for fish month!
So about them goth gummy worms.....
I did not see any StarTrigger bait there. :3
Also, can I has the Hugs-on-a-Hook for calling in now? ;8
/me harpoons StarTrigger
*pees in the fish water* I HOPE YOU ALL DIE!
:mad:
Looks like we have a fish-hater in our midst!
But Halo.... You're the.... FISHMASTER!!!! How can you hate us when you are our LORD?
Oooh, getting a lot of customers!
*replaces the burnt lightbulb in my lamp and starts handing out bait to everyone*
Zylos, your giving us bait to fish in the water that was pissed in by Halo. XD
I will take a bucket Fyre Fillets and like five Universal Baits.
* StarTrigger harpoons Dr_Swordfish
Quote from: DeathLockBM on June 02, 2008, 01:17:40 PM
Zylos, your giving us bait to fish in the water that was pissed in by Halo. XD
Actually, Halo's piss is a natural cleaning solution, so the water's even cleaner than before. (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi254.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh99%2FZylos_2007%2FSmilies%2FZylos_Wink2.gif&hash=b623baa124341aa4ca236f7ec4896f42bb6c99f3)
Quote from: StarTrigger on June 02, 2008, 06:36:08 PM
I will take a bucket of Fyre Fillets and like five Universal Baits.
*places everything in StarTrigger's cart while munching merrily away on a "furry fudgsicle"*
Oh yes, the "I HOPE YOU ALL DIE!" sentence really supports what you said. XD
It's okay. He still loves us.
[spoiler]Besides, I peed in his drinking water, so it all works out. :3[/spoiler]
D:
:V Well, I am huggable at least . . . lol.
Quote from: Forcysturgeon on June 03, 2008, 03:04:58 AM
Quote from: HaloOfTheSun on June 01, 2008, 11:30:44 PM
I HOPE YOU ALL DIE!
I think he was serious.
Well, at least Zylos avenged the fish. XD
Quote from: Zylosos on June 02, 2008, 08:14:25 PM
[spoiler]Besides, I peed in his drinking water, so it all works out. :3[/spoiler]
I WILL TAKE EVERY ANIME APPLE YOU HAVE, SIR.
AND KEEP THE GOTH GUMMY WORMS OUT OF THEM, FFS
*buries Dertt in more Anime Apples than he can ever possibly take out of the store*
It seems that Master-Baiter is a well loved store!
Its the only bait shop... XD
Not for long >:D
...
nvm Im too lazy someone else go do it.
Its already a popular shop, would be difficult to overcome it.
I'm all out of them Goth Gummy Worms, can I have some more?
*hands a bucket full of Goth Gummies to Volt Catfish*
This is beginning to resemble a fast food restaurant more than a bait shop. (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi254.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh99%2FZylos_2007%2FSmilies%2Fzylos_laugh.gif&hash=f0cc4bc6ac2b032184257cb94158fe14301217e7)
Yeah, you should rename the shop. Your getting more fish customers, than human. XD
Thank you for the Goth Gummy Worms.
Quote from: DeathLockBM on June 04, 2008, 10:58:21 PM
Yeah, you should rename the shop. Your getting more fish customers, than human. XD
But then he wouldn't have such a witty name as the Master Baiter.
moar fyre fillets plz ;8
*refills StarTrigger's cart with Fyre Fillets*
Thank you for shopping with Master-Baiter's! Please come again!
MAn I can't get enough Goth Gummy Worms, how do you make them so good?
Erm...
excuse me? Mr. manager sir?
My nightcrawlers, they look like boogers :|
Just run out of baits so I'll need 20 "Goth Gummy Worms" and 20 "Anime Apple".
Oh shit! I need some more Goth Gummy Worms too.
Can I get a little bit of everything?
*comes again*
2 Hundred "Anime Apples" Please =|
Quote from: Forcysturgeon on June 05, 2008, 02:56:23 AM
Erm...
excuse me? Mr. manager sir?
My nightcrawlers, they look like boogers :|
Don't worry, that'w how they're supposed to look. After all, they are Nose Nightcrawlers.
And as for the rest of you...
*goes around filling out orders for bait one by one, being sure to throw in some free samples of Yaoi Yums*
5 barrels of anime apples, don't ask why. XD
Attention! Because of the sheer popularity of Anime Apples, we are now selling a variation of the bait...
Introducing... HENTAI HONEYDEWS!
50 pieces of hentai honeydews, I'll donate an organ. ;8
Hm... I wonder what "organ" you're donating? (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi254.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh99%2FZylos_2007%2FSmilies%2Fzylos_laugh.gif&hash=f0cc4bc6ac2b032184257cb94158fe14301217e7)
You shouldn't get your hopes up, on what organ I'm donating. And its not the organ you think it is.
*piles 50 Hentai Honeydews into DLBM's cart*
:3
50 pounds of Universal Bait.
A black hole opened up near Alpha Centurai, I guess I have to close it :mad:
*heaves a 50-pound bag of Universal Bait into Anski's cart*
Good luck saving the universe!
Quote from: Zylosos on June 05, 2008, 11:54:32 AM
Quote from: Forcysturgeon on June 05, 2008, 02:56:23 AM
Erm...
excuse me? Mr. manager sir?
My nightcrawlers, they look like boogers :|
Don't worry, that'w how they're supposed to look. After all, they are Nose Nightcrawlers.
Well shoot I can just make my own. I just have to sneeze, alot.
Remind me not to take any nose nightcrawlers.
Quote from: Forcysturgeon on June 05, 2008, 09:15:29 PM
Quote from: Zylosos on June 05, 2008, 11:54:32 AM
Quote from: Forcysturgeon on June 05, 2008, 02:56:23 AM
Erm...
excuse me? Mr. manager sir?
My nightcrawlers, they look like boogers :|
Don't worry, that'w how they're supposed to look. After all, they are Nose Nightcrawlers.
Well shoot I can just make my own. I just have to sneeze, alot.
Note to self: Don't buy "Nose Nightcrawlers".
Quote from: AlienSoldier on June 05, 2008, 09:24:41 PM
Quote from: Forcysturgeon on June 05, 2008, 09:15:29 PM
Quote from: Zylosos on June 05, 2008, 11:54:32 AM
Quote from: Forcysturgeon on June 05, 2008, 02:56:23 AM
Erm...
excuse me? Mr. manager sir?
My nightcrawlers, they look like boogers :|
Don't worry, that'w how they're supposed to look. After all, they are Nose Nightcrawlers.
"Due to the recent decrease in interest to buying Nose Nightcrawlers, price has declined to under 9000 per ton."
Well shoot I can just make my own. I just have to sneeze, alot.
Note to self: Don't buy "Nose Nightcrawlers".
No one is forcing you to hunt for the mysterious Forcysturgeon. It's just available if anyone ever wants it.
If you'd like something more appealing to the eyes, try a few pounds of Chewey Carrots or Crumb Cakes.
I will have some Crumb Cakes. Also Fyre Fillets. And I might as well get some Anime Apples too. ;8
Okay Imma gonna need like 600 Goth Gummy Worms and 100 Hentai Honeydews and maybe some marlboros.
I'll provide you with 600 Goth Gummy Worms and 100 Hentai Honeydews, but you'll have to find the marlboros on your own. I'm allergic to tobacco and won't carry it in my shop. :mad:
Okay ;9
Does this underwater fast food restaurant provide discounts for students and the elderly?
Quote from: Zylosos on June 05, 2008, 12:09:05 PM
Attention! Because of the sheer popularity of Anime Apples, we are now selling a variation of the bait...
Introducing... HENTAI HONEYDEWS!
Hey? & What are you suppose to fish with it, More Caro Mo No Be? =X
Quote from: Caro's MO NO BE on June 07, 2008, 08:19:30 AM
Quote from: Zylosos on June 05, 2008, 12:09:05 PM
Attention! Because of the sheer popularity of Anime Apples, we are now selling a variation of the bait...
Introducing... HENTAI HONEYDEWS!
Hey? & What are you suppose to fish with it, More Caro Mo No Be? =X
ANIMEFAN
Actually, you can catch almost anything with it, really. It's the kind of bait that when you get a nibble on the line, you have no idea what you may reel in. Kinda makes it exciting, don't you think?
Ok, give me a barrel of hentai honeydews, please.
I'm going fishing, if it is true to catch any fish.
Quote from: AlienSoldier on June 05, 2008, 09:24:41 PM
Quote from: Forcysturgeon on June 05, 2008, 09:15:29 PM
Quote from: Zylosos on June 05, 2008, 11:54:32 AM
Quote from: Forcysturgeon on June 05, 2008, 02:56:23 AM
Erm...
excuse me? Mr. manager sir?
My nightcrawlers, they look like boogers :|
Don't worry, that'w how they're supposed to look. After all, they are Nose Nightcrawlers.
Well shoot I can just make my own. I just have to sneeze, alot.
Note to self: Don't buy "Nose Nightcrawlers".
Muhahaha, my plan to keep myself alive is working splendidly.
Now, I will mate, have many children, and no fisherman will try to catch us.
I'll rule teh world!
As Zylos said, the hentai honeydews can catch almost any fish.
Then it must be able to catch a Forcysturgeon.
._.
...
he's right,
*turns around
THAT'S IT KIDS, WERE FUCKED.
JESUS CHRIST, IT'S A LION! GET IN THE CAR!
Ok, a lion in the bait shop... XD
He's willing to sell his mane for bait.
And besides, it's a sealion.
._.
I see No Lion Here!
A sea lion, that makes sense.
There are no lions in my shop. There is only a fox and a LOT of fish.
Yes, this bait shop has become quite popular, considering this is the only bait shop.
Quote from: Zylosos on June 08, 2008, 01:10:49 PM
There are no lions in my shop. There is only a Vampire and a LOT of fish.
Fix ;D
Quote from: Zylosos on June 08, 2008, 01:10:49 PM
There are no lions in my shop. There is only a fox and a LOT of fish.
Sealions maybe?
Thats a 50% chance.
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roflmfao
Very amusing. XD
Shrewd, very shrewd.
I really laughed the first two times, now just I laughed a little.
From the picture?
If it is, you're right it became humorless.
lol at the pic
Zylos you're selling bait to noobs. I eat any kind of bait and so far nobody has even hooked me
Quote from: Dr_Swordfish on June 10, 2008, 05:07:38 AM
I eat any kind of bait and so far nobody has even hooked me
Sure because you been buying the bait for YOURSELF.
LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING DUSHBAG.
HAVE YOU EVER CAUGHT A FUCKING FISH?!
NO!
IT'S BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN EATING ALL OF THE BAIT THAT YOU THROW INTO THE OCEAN, I MEAN JESUS YOU USE AN UMBILICAL CORD AS FISHING LINE.
GG
GG
GG
GG
GG
[spoiler]Cause us canadians no everything about american fishing[/spoiler]
I want EVERY Furry Fudgesickle that is in existence and will be in existence!
;)
I caught a fish once.
I was like five or something.
Quote from: Emperor Red Snapper on June 11, 2008, 05:39:23 AM
I want EVERY Furry Fudgesickle that is in existence and will be in existence!
;)
*drives a truck over to Redwyn's house and unloads every single Furry Fudgsicle that I have in stock*
:3
Quote from: Zylosos on June 11, 2008, 07:58:05 PM
Quote from: Emperor Red Snapper on June 11, 2008, 05:39:23 AM
I want EVERY Furry Fudgesickle that is in existence and will be in existence!
;)
*drives a truck over to Redwyn's house and unloads every single Furry Fudgsicle that I have in stock*
:3
I have no clue what that means... but I hope it doesn't mean you are going to throw frozen dog crap at his house. ;9
It's fish bait. :o
Quote from: Zylosos on June 11, 2008, 10:57:22 PM
It's fish bait. :o
You sure? I don't want no dead fish except in my plate.
Isn't the fish dead already when you eat it? XD
The fish should be dead even before you cook it.
Unless you eat it raw.
Yes, thats my point.
Maybe a poisoned fish is what he meant.
Quote from: DeathLockBM on June 12, 2008, 11:24:28 AM
Yes, thats my point.
Quote from: Ban is her Of Ed en on June 11, 2008, 10:03:26 PM
I have no clue what that means... but I hope it doesn't mean you are going to throw frozen dog crap at his house. ;9
Maybe a poisoned fish is what he meant.
Yep
Wait, what? Furry Fudgsicles aren't poisonous. The only bait that's poisonous is STFU Sticks and Penis Pretzels.
Oh...god...
Too much penis makes me wanna throw up :X
:V
Quote from: Zylos on June 12, 2008, 03:16:20 PM
The only bait that's poisonous is STFU Sticks and Penis Pretzels.
What type of fish that bait can get?
STFU Sticks aren't meant for any fish in particular, and the Penis Pretzels are to catch the notorious Tuna.
Zylos... why won't you use this?
http://www.meebo.com/
Please use it. ;_____;
So the STFU sticks are just a poison bait that can kill any fish?
Yup. It was a special request from someone who was tired of a certain talking fish never closing his gap...
What kind fo poinson do you use for STFU sticks?
The effective kind, that can get the job done with one bite.
So I'll just assume Cyanide.
Quote from: Zylos on June 13, 2008, 12:43:45 PM
The effective kind, that can get the job done with one bite.
O RLY? Well I'll take 20 of them. (To see if I can
kill fish out Dr_Swordfish)
Dont be silly Im a doctor I can heal myself in case I get poisoned
* StarTrigger harpoons Dr_Swordfish
Can you heal yourself from that, fgt? :3
Seeing that he is a doctor, then most likely he could. Recovering from his injuries. XD
Quote from: DeathLockBM on June 14, 2008, 12:06:49 PM
Seeing that he is a doctor, then most likely he could. Recovering from his injuries. XD
He probably wounded him pretty good. It'd be hard to miss a shot when your target has a huge red cross on their side.
Quote from: StarTrigger on June 14, 2008, 06:14:26 AM
* StarTrigger harpoons Dr_Swordfish
Can you heal yourself from that, fgt? :3
He's still moving, HIT HIM AGAIN.
I better stock up on harpoon guns. It seems that some fish just don't want to do things the easy way...
Quote from: AlienSoldier on June 14, 2008, 09:31:09 PM
Quote from: StarTrigger on June 14, 2008, 06:14:26 AM
* StarTrigger harpoons Dr_Swordfish
Can you heal yourself from that, fgt? :3
He's still moving, HIT HIM AGAIN.
* StarTrigger harpoons Dr_Swordfish
Leventhan asks for 20 harpoons please.
Once your start packing it, I'll start blasting it.
*piles 20 harpoons into Leviathan's cart and gives him one high-speed harpoon gun*
This is for use only on the more vicious fish. Using harpoons on the nicer or subtler fish will be a waste of a harpoon and get you labeled instantly as a heartless bastard.
Quote from: Zylos on June 15, 2008, 03:06:18 AM
This is for use only on the more vicious fish. Using harpoons on the nicer or subtler fish will be a waste of a harpoon and get you labeled instantly as a heartless bastard.
So it'd be okay to use on the Tuna.
20 Harpoon guns plz.
>:(
You mother fuckers Im going to never recover from these scars.
/me flies out of the water and impales Leviathan before he can shoot him
Quote from: Dr_Swordfish on June 15, 2008, 04:29:51 AM
>:(
You mother fuckers Im going to never recover from these scars.
/me flies out of the water and impales Leviathan before he can shoot him
AAAGH
I was going to put it in my quarters to show off :(
Bad Dr_Swordfish, bad! *smacks him upside the head*
What have I told you about impaling the customers?
/me impales Zylos
THIS IS MY BAIT SHOP NOW
/me imagines Dr_Swordfish and some S&M junkie hooking up.
Quote from: Dr_Swordfish on June 15, 2008, 09:07:36 PM
/me impales Zylos
THIS IS MY BAIT SHOP NOW
OUCH! That was my foot, you bastard!
Okay, special discount everyone! The first person to successfully reel in a dead Dr_Swordfish will get free Anime Apples and Hentai Honeydews for the rest of their life. Go get him!
/me impales Zylos in the face
QUIET YOU
Quote from: Dr_Swordfish on June 15, 2008, 09:21:27 PM
/me impales Zylos in the face
QUIET YOU
wtf did you impale him like that for?
* StarTrigger successfully reels in a dead Dr_Swordfish
I have come to claim my prize. ;8
Thats a lie Im alive and right here!/me impales StarTrigger for lying
Ok so it looks like I killed everyone except NAMKCOR
/me puts a sign out front that reads "Under New Management"
There can only be, One Dr_Swordfish, & he does not share his pool with others except, well, fishes who are loyal to him ;8
Caro are you loyal to me?
Quote from: Dr_Swordfish on June 15, 2008, 09:21:27 PM
/me impales Zylos in the face
QUIET YOU
You gave me a fuckin' nosebleed, you dick.
*harpoons Dr_Swordfish once in the head, and once in the balls*
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE MASTER-BAITER!
Edit: Free Hugs-on-a-Hook for everyone to celebrate having the most popular store in Moo's Pasture.
My nose is 3 feet long, you're dead dont even try to act like you're alive.
My dick is 3 feet long, yet somehow you're still alive even after I've rammed it into your face.
So it shouldn't be that surprising that I'm still alive.
No Im sorry I cant hear you SINCE I SHOVED MY FUCKING BLADENOSE THROUGH YOUR FUCKING CHEEKS
*Grabs Dr.Sword from the behind and starts to eat him whole*
Nom Nom Nom Nomalicious! ^___^
Yoooou basssttarrrdds
Illl haaavee my rreeeeveeenggeee
/me is sucked into dark portal
*gives Redwyn a lifetime supply of Anime Apples and Hentai Honeydews*
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Quote from: Emperor Red Snapper on June 16, 2008, 12:16:12 AM
*Grabs Dr.Sword from the behind and starts to eat him whole*
Nom Nom Nom Nomalicious! ^___^
EXCELLENT!
Quote from: Dr_Swordfish on June 15, 2008, 11:06:01 PM
Caro are you loyal to me?
Yes I am <3
Quote from: Dr_Swordfish on June 16, 2008, 12:26:23 AM
Yoooou basssttarrrdds
Illl haaavee my rreeeeveeenggeee
/me is sucked into dark portal
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
;=;
*Caro Summons Army of Dr_Swordfish Back*
:mad: NO ONE CAN KILL THE DR_SWORDFISH!!!!!!!!!!! NOT EVEN SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Harpoons Caro's butt*
how bout now?
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How the heck can you Harpoon this?!
U Must Be a true Evil-Gah! My BUTT!!!!
Why You!!!!!
*Caro Shoves Swordfishes right throu Alien's Crack*
:mad: U R***st B***ard :V Eat My Swordfish NAO!!!!!!
Don't you know that I'm an ALIEN?! I CAN REGENERATE MY CRACK!! EAT MAH LAZER!!!
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QUICK CARO THE INCANTATION!
*Eats Caro from the head down before anyone noticed*
Mmmm...~
Thank you Redwyn you said the Incantation for me
/me floats out of a portal in the ground
Its go time
/me cracks his neck
Let's overthrow the evil tyrant fox!
*joins the swordfish's revolution*
:>):
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VIVA LA REVOLUTION
*Leventhan writes in his journal*
[spoiler=Entry#534]
1.Camouflage self as one one of the Dr_Swordfish cultists
2.Assist in overthrowing Master-Baiter
3.Kill Dr_Swordfish
4. ? ? ?
5.PROFIT
[/spoiler]
EEEEXCELLEEEENT
EDIT:EEEXCEELLEEENT
"Evil tyrant fox"? Why does everyone want to overthrow me from my humble bait shop? (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi254.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh99%2FZylos_2007%2FSmilies%2Fzylos_cry.gif&hash=3ee43748bcc0816c63256c815f26f9269633804c)
I mean, who would you rather have for a friendly store clerk:
[spoiler=Me?](https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi202.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Faa110%2FNNPeanut_Butter%2F100_0959.jpg&hash=9798c8de8a3d798cf76655faeae56d64ef5c7019)[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Or Dr_Swordfish?](https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi277.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fkk48%2Fterperting50%2Ffromiphone021.jpg&hash=f57c9ca8caa4be53e6d486dac4bfc74a00bc2b15)[/spoiler]
Me
I believe I have already expressed myself clearly on that matter mr. fox
So you'd rather have a evil fish who impales customers just for the fun of it as a clerk rather than have a friendly and huggable fox as a clerk? I thought you were kind alien/fish! D:
I only impale customers because they are a threat to my well being
Quote from: Zylos on June 16, 2008, 01:34:44 PM
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;8
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:mad: We Want to overthrow you, because . . . U're sellig bait to evil Fisherman who wat to hurt us all, Like that Evil Alien Saiya man wannabe!!!!!
*PUFF*
We were fishing nicely until Dr_Swordfish had to screw it all, and you for reviving him.
Quote(2:00:38 PM) ***Zylos tosses Zeriab a Hug-on-a-Hook for lunch.
(2:00:53 PM) Zylos: No strings attached.
(2:01:02 PM) Zeriab|Scripting: :D
(2:01:06 PM) ***Zeriab|Scripting munches on it
(2:01:43 PM) Zylos: And you thought I was an evil tyrant. >:(
(2:02:03 PM) Zeriab|Scripting: Swordie made me do it ;_;
(2:02:23 PM) Zeriab|Scripting: He had a whole barrel of Hug-on-a-Hooks
(2:03:35 PM) Zylos: Sword's just upset that he'll never be the Master-Baiter that I am. XD
SIlence You~ You~ You~ YOU Armor Alien Bully >___>;;; U makes us all Mo No Be s Cry!
And Dr_Swordfish is any nicer than AlienSoldier? Here, cheer up. *gives Caro an Anime Apple and a kiss*
Fishing season's almost over, and life will return back to normal when it's done.
Until then, just make sure there are no strings attached to any Anime Apples you see floating around.
Zylos tricked me with some bait!
Do you see? ;_;
;=;
He promise me to give us Unlimited Power.
*shakes Caro out of the hypnotic trance that the evil Dr_Swordfish somehow put her in*
Never believe anything that Dr_Swordfish tells you. He's just trying to get you into his private mating pool.
Shes 3 years younger than me!/me flops out of the water and cuts Zylos' throat
Dammit Dr_Swordfish, do you know how long it took me to make that clone of myself?!
*drop-kicks Dr_Swordfish into a pit of hungry Redwyn clones, who proceed to devour him before he can do anything*
Quit making shit up so you can live. You're like that fat kid in tag who makes up rules.
Quote from: Caro Ru Lushe on June 17, 2008, 06:34:09 PM
SIlence You~ You~ You~ YOU Armor Alien Bully >___>;;; U makes us all Mo No Be s Cry!
:P
When fishing moth's over, I'm gonna take a long vacation.
Quote from: Dr_Swordfish on June 18, 2008, 01:24:34 AM
Quit making shit up so you can live.
Funny coming from you, considering that you've been shot, stabbed, poisoned, and eaten alive twice.
I killed all of you before any of that
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Quote from: Leviathan on June 19, 2008, 09:10:39 AM
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LOL WTH?!?
srry for double post but I must have revenge on Caro
CARO FEAR MY AMAZING LAZAR!!
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And I'll take 2 Anime Apples.
MOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO BEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*Zylos Bait Shop & Dertt got crush by a Giant Mo No Be*
Amateur fisher.
Shut up faggot
*skewers Dr_Swordfish for the umpteenth time*
Stop being such a dick. >:(
Quote from: Caro Ru Lushe on June 21, 2008, 07:27:23 AM
Quote from: AlienSoldier on June 20, 2008, 09:45:48 PM
srry for double post but I must have revenge on Caro
CARO FEAR MY AMAZING LAZAR!!
[spoiler=LAZAR](https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.encyclopediadramatica.com%2Fimages%2Fe%2Fec%2F262nyqd.jpg&hash=00c9a96db14572c3444ff365fd08dbff0b9316e7)[/spoiler]
And I'll take 2 Anime Apples.
MOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO BEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*AlienSoldier got crush by the Mother Mo No Be*
You had to go fishing for the big One >______________>;;
Well... at least... I'm... still walking...
Quote from: DeathLockBM on June 21, 2008, 09:27:42 AM
Amateur fisher.
There's a bigger fish?
lol, this thread is Epic.
It would be more epic if I knew what the fuck was going on though.
Quote from: Volt Catfish on June 22, 2008, 06:23:39 AM
It would be more epic if I knew what the fuck was going on though.
AlienSolider is trying to capture Caro.
Dr_Sword is telling me to shut up.
Zylos is arguing with Dr_Sword.
XD
Fish Month is slowly coming to a close, so starting tomorrow there will be a clearance sale to get rid of all the excess stock of bait that we have. We still have loads of Donation Delights, Randomness Raisins, Color Candies, Defense Attorney Donuts, Burnt Dog Deluxe, and Penis Pretzels.
Yaoi Yums and Furry Fudgsicles are going fast, while Anime Apples and Hentai Honeydews are almost completely sold out already. Also, free coupons for Anski's Fish Shack & Seafood Grill will be given to all who order 50 or more pounds of bait! Grab them all while you can!
Remember, at Master-Baiter's, you're in good hands!
Give me what is left of anime apples and hentai honeydews. :P
Alright, but I should warn you that people may beat you up outside the store in order to steal the bait for themselves. But hey, it's your funeral. *hands off the last of the Anime Apples and Hentai Honeydews to DLBM*
ZYLOS GIMME ALL OF YOUR ANIME APPLES AND HENTAI HONEYDEWS RIGHT NOW OR IM GOING TO BEAT YOU UP!!
oh, cruel twist of fate!
Quote from: Marlin on June 22, 2008, 03:46:29 PM
oh, cruel twist of fate!
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M. NIGHT SHYAMARLIN!
;8
Sorry, all out of Anime Apples. You'll have to settle for Pedo Parfait, a lesser known bait in the back of the shop.
Quote from: Zylos on June 22, 2008, 02:42:32 PM
Alright, but I should warn you that people may beat you up outside the store in order to steal the bait for themselves. But hey, it's your funeral. *hands off the last of the Anime Apples and Hentai Honeydews to DLBM*
They're mine! I'll sell them at double the price!
Quote from: Zylos on June 22, 2008, 05:53:21 PM
Sorry, all out of Anime Apples. You'll have to settle for Pedo Parfait, a lesser known bait in the back of the shop.
You can't blame me for that. *Goes into hiding*
I'm buying your store out Zylos.
I have children to feed.
Oh, the glories of the Bait Shop!
Its almost dead, right after fish month.
Zylos I would like to inform you that I have placed exactly 10 pounds of c4 at the base of every support beam in your store. If you do not stop selling bait that could harm the good fish of rmrk I will have to blow the fuck out of your store. This may injure more fish and humans than your bait but to hell with it.
With Love,
P.E.T.A.
Dr_Sword, can I ask what does P.E.T.A. stand for?
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals
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Quote from: Dr_Swordfish on June 23, 2008, 05:54:42 PM
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals
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I would rather for her to show her buns than to wear fur as well.
The bomb squad have done a sweep of the premises and have removed all threats to everyone's safety.
And while I'm at it... *throws Dr_Swordfish into a bottomless pit and presses a little switch that sets off the explosives that were shoved up Dr_Swordfish's ass, making sure that he never tortures the fish of RMRK again*
Now that that is taken care of, we still have loads of bait to get rid of. Buy them while you can!
Hur hur hur wait, so this is a battle of imagination? Real world I would set those off as soon as you reached for a phone.
You fail.
Oh imagination time, Im god. Bomb proof, hell your store is now covered in 5,000,000,000 tons of shit just because I can post it. This shit is now frozen and impossible to remove.
Wait, wasn't Dr_Sword trying to protect the fish of RMRK?
Then, Zylos says that Dr_Sword tortures RMRK fish...
I'm confused now.
Zylos is feeding you lies.
Quote from: Dr_Swordfish on June 23, 2008, 10:35:02 PM
Hur hur hur wait, so this is a battle of imagination? Real world I would set those off as soon as you reached for a phone.
You fail.
This isn't the real world.
It's the internet.
Anything can happen on the internet.
Quote from: Zylos on June 22, 2008, 01:29:01 PM
Also, free coupons for Anski's Fish Shack & Seafood Grill will be given to all who order 50 or more pounds of bait! Grab them all while you can!
By order bait he means buying bait for me.
HEY GUYS I'M SELLING ANIME APPLES ON THE UNDERGROUND MARKET.
DON'T TELL ZYLOS.
HE'LL EAT ME.
Quote from: Dertt on June 24, 2008, 07:39:15 AM
HEY GUYS I'M SELLING ANIME APPLES ON THE UNDERGROUND MARKET.
DON'T TELL ZYLOS.
HE'LL EAT ME.
AND THEN WHEN YOU TRY TO SAY YOU'RE TO BIG FOR HIS MOUTH HELL MAKE SOMETHING UP SO YOU END UP DYING ANYWAYS.
BUY MY STUFF
ILL TAKE SOME HALOS AND XBAWKS
SORRY I MADE A TYPO ON THE ORDER FORM AND THEY SENT ME XBAWLS
I should warn you Dertt that the law has been cracking down on the illegal selling of bait lately, so be careful who you advertise to. You never know when some dick like Dr_Sword may try to turn you in to the police.
He's selling them in public, I guess he's trying to get caught.
Quote from: Dertt on June 24, 2008, 07:39:15 AM
HEY GUYS I'M SELLING ANIME APPLES ON THE UNDERGROUND MARKET.
DON'T TELL ZYLOS.
HE'LL EAT ME.
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM.
NOBODY BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH.
Quote from: Forcysturgeon on June 24, 2008, 12:36:39 PM
Quote from: Dertt on June 24, 2008, 07:39:15 AM
HEY GUYS I'M SELLING ANIME APPLES ON THE UNDERGROUND MARKET.
DON'T TELL ZYLOS.
HE'LL EAT ME.
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM.
NOBODY BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH.
STOP RIGHT THERE LAWFUL SCUM.
NOBODY UNBREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH.
._.
You need to catch up on your 4chan memes.
Quote from: Forcysturgeon on June 24, 2008, 03:15:58 PM
._.
You need to catch up on your 4chan memes.
Thats not a 4chan meme, its a quote from a fucking game. The only related meme is how the guard seemingly pops out of nowhere. Go die in a fire.
Quote from: Zylos on June 24, 2008, 12:21:51 PM
I should warn you Dertt that the law has been cracking down on the illegal selling of bait lately, so be careful who you advertise to. You never know when some dick like Dr_Sword may try to turn you in to the police.
Lol I wouldnt go near the police
Quote from: Zylos on June 24, 2008, 12:21:51 PM
I should warn you Dertt that the law has been cracking down on the illegal selling of bait lately, so be careful who you advertise to.
OKAY, WHO TOLD ZYLOS AFTER I SAID "DON'T TELL ZYLOS?"
Zylos is a cheater, he knows all.
Quote from: Dertt on June 24, 2008, 07:37:39 PM
Quote from: Zylos on June 24, 2008, 12:21:51 PM
I should warn you Dertt that the law has been cracking down on the illegal selling of bait lately, so be careful who you advertise to.
OKAY, WHO TOLD ZYLOS AFTER I SAID "DON'T TELL ZYLOS?"
You shouted it in the middle of my shop. It was kinda hard NOT to hear you say it. :-\
Quote from: Zylos on June 24, 2008, 07:50:47 PM
Quote from: Dertt on June 24, 2008, 07:37:39 PM
Quote from: Zylos on June 24, 2008, 12:21:51 PM
I should warn you Dertt that the law has been cracking down on the illegal selling of bait lately, so be careful who you advertise to.
OKAY, WHO TOLD ZYLOS AFTER I SAID "DON'T TELL ZYLOS?"
You shouted it in the middle of my shop. It was kinda hard NOT to hear you say it. :-\
No, I was under a cone of silence.
Quote from: Forcysturgeon on June 24, 2008, 03:15:58 PM
._.
You need to catch up on your 4chan memes.
But that's not really a 4chan meme.
Quote from: Sora on June 24, 2008, 07:32:27 PM
Quote from: Forcysturgeon on June 24, 2008, 03:15:58 PM
._.
You need to catch up on your 4chan memes.
Thats not a 4chan meme, its a quote from a fucking game. The only related meme is how the guard seemingly pops out of nowhere. Go die in a fire.
Exactly, I popped out of nowhere.
._.
o_O
O_o
._.
I AM NOT DONE ANGRY POSTING
>:C
Here sword have a Co_Okie
!!!/me takes the cookie and devours it
ANGRILY
ANGRY THIS.
*punch to the face
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
Dr_Sword learned the move "Poop"
But Dr_Sword can only remember four moves, should a move be deleted?
-dwarra
-Flame
-Fap
-Pr0n
Quote from: Asuka Langley Soryu on June 26, 2008, 02:17:47 PM
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
CRIMINAL THIS.
*punch to the face
Quote from: Minato on June 26, 2008, 02:35:06 PM
Dr_Sword learned the move "Poop"
But Dr_Sword can only remember four moves, should a move be deleted?
-dwarra
-Flame
-Fap
-Pr0n
Im not forgetting any of those Im staying constipated thank you
[spoiler]Way to rip off vgcats[/spoiler]
=D
Now that Fish Month is pretty much over, I've sold off most of the excess stock of bait and will soon be converting Master-Baiter's Bait Shop into a pub called "The Foxhole". Thanks for the business!
*nails up a "Closed" sign and puts out baskets of free leftovers for the taking*
The Foxhole? What does that sell?
Wol... I mean fox related things. XD
The....FOX.....HOLE?
Oh exploitable. ;8
It's a bar. It sells drinks.
What kind, barkeep Zylos?
I've got a wide variety on order, so you'll see for yourself soon enough. Plus we'll have some backrooms.
Backrooms... ;8 XD
Ah.
...
This place is being seized by the Government for immediate destruction.
*begins dumping several tons of anime apples into a nearby lake*
These things didn't even worth. I threw one right at Caro's head and it just bounced off harmlessly.
*as he turns his back, thousands of caro mo no be swarm all over the discarded bait*
Quote from: Asuka Langley Soryu on June 28, 2008, 12:32:11 AM
This place is being seized by the Government for immediate destruction.
But we have backrooms. ;8
You know...back...rooms?
No i'm being dead serious. This is getting bombarded orbitally tomorrow. There are no questions asked, any survivors will be executed on site.
Quote from: Dertt on June 28, 2008, 01:34:34 AM
*begins dumping several tons of anime apples into a nearby lake*
These things didn't even worth. I threw one right at Caro's head and it just bounced off harmlessly.
*as he turns his back, thousands of caro mo no be swarm all over the discarded bait*
=D Awww, look at all the cute little Mo No Bes, guess Sword did fulfill his word.
Quote from: Asuka Langley Soryu on June 28, 2008, 07:03:46 AM
any survivors will be executed on site.
I'm good at killing people. ;8
Quote from: Colonel Roy Mustang on June 28, 2008, 08:13:41 AM
Quote from: Asuka Langley Soryu on June 28, 2008, 07:03:46 AM
any survivors will be executed on site.
I'm good at killing people. ;8
Before you do that I'll hit you with a pre-emptive strike. >:(
So, its going to get destroyed. Well, its better to go.
...the bar hasn't even opened yet, and already I'm getting bomb threats?! :-\
That's just sad, I was wondering what drinks you would serve. :(
I am not letting this bar be destroyed! >:O
*creates ravine using alchemy around bar.
HAHAHA NOBODY CAN GET IN NOW.
...
OH SHI-
/me shoots a tornado out of his hands and rides the wind across the ravine with his Air Treks
IM THE MOTHERFUCKING SKY KING MOTHERFUCKER
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Please, please don't blast this place apart, everytime you guys blast the shop, God kills a Mo No Be, please, think of the Mo No Bes ;=;
I wont harm this place, Im just going to build a few sentries to keep the evil out.
* Colonel Mustang blows up Sora's sentries
* Leventhan scavenges the sentries and repairs them
*Leventhan sends a pigeon bearing a letter to his crew at sea
Quote from: Colonel Roy Mustang on June 29, 2008, 12:06:06 AM
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You motherfucker
* DeathLockBM throws Colonel Roy Mustang in the deep valley of motherfuckers.
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Please, please don't blast this place apart, everytime you guys blast the shop, God kills a Mo No Be, please, think of the Mo No Bes ;=;
*throws an Anime Apple at a high velocity*
:mad:
* Colonel Mustang uses his fire alchemy to kill all the other motherfuckers.
THIS LAND IS MINE
MOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO BEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*Zylos Bait Shop & Dertt got crush by a Giant Mo No Be*
NO MOAR LANd FOR U, U, U, Hauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~
See? You guys destroyed it yourselves! I win!
You still own me Lunch Thou!!!!! :mad:
*crawls out from under the giant Mo No Be* Don't worry about me, we gotta get this thing back to the water!
We hafta make this place a seafood shack. We have the ingridient right here. ;8
*Leventhan places a sign that reads "Caro's Mo No Be Seafood Delight on Sale for $3 per slice"
:V U Shall have my revenge!!!!!!!!!!!!
& Also, we need a medic Dertt's legs aren't moving >___>;;;
Quote from: Konoe Konoka on June 29, 2008, 08:32:22 AM
we need a medic Dertt's legs aren't moving >___>;;;
;-;
We may need to amputate it immediately.
;~; This is a serioush problem, Wry dertt?! WRY YA HAVE TA GO & TRY TO FISH THE BIG ONE?! WRRRYYYY!?
We may need a Chainsaw & some Chopsticks.
I only got a kitchen knife, but I got the chopsticks. =D
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And I bought this just in case. :=:
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Who are we're going to eat?
Dertt
BUT, with the awesomeness of my alchemy, I shall build a mother fucking resort.
*works on resort
Quote from: Alphonse on June 29, 2008, 02:09:35 PM
Dertt
BUT, with the awesomeness of my alchemy, I shall build a mother fucking resort.
*works on resort
Levy can has seaside resort?
*takes the insurance money from the building and goes looking for a new place in Moo's Pasture to set up the bar*
Zylos, you don't others will come to the new place and blow it up like this one. XD
Quote from: Konoe Konoka on June 29, 2008, 09:55:49 AM
;~; This is a serioush problem, Wry dertt?! WRY YA HAVE TA GO & TRY TO FISH THE BIG ONE?! WRRRYYYY!?
BECAUSE AL I WANTED FOR KWANZAA WAS YOU
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Now open for business. All drinks are on the house for the Grand Opening! Order anything and everything!
P.S. We are also hiring waiters and waitresses at this time. If you'd like to apply for the position, please bring your resume and join me in one of the upstairs bedrooms for your "interview".
Best head in town and we have to go to a private room for the "interview"...
:o
;8
Can I get a speedball cocktail?
*slides over a glass of Vodka Red Bull* Careful with that stuff, k?
Also, do not drop cigarette ends on the floor, as they burn the hands and knees of customers as they leave.
That fast, you run quite a business. XD
Lol, I just realized. This is the topic with the most posts in Moo's Pasture, and Moo hasn't posted here even once yet.
Are you wanting moo to post?
:moopost: :moopost: :moopost: :moopost: :moopost: :moopost: :moopost: :moopost:
Maybe he trusts you with the moderation. Not like it went that well, explosion threats, Mo No Be threats, and even more. XD
long thread is long
Okay, I'm gonna need a burnt fuselage and like, eight Cassis screwdrivers.
Foxtrot
Well, can you give a list of the beverages you have?
[spoiler=Just a sample of what we serve...]
Adios Motherfucker
Agua de Valencia
Agua loca
Alexander
Allen Key
Amaretto Sour
Americano
Amerigo
Angel's Tit
Apple Martini
B & B
B-52
Bacardi
Backdraft
Baggins Ball Buster
Batida
Bay Breeze
Bellini
Bijou
Bitter Squid
Black Cossack
Black Lilly
Black Russian
Black Tooth Grin
Bloody Aztec
Bloody Mary
Blue Hawaii
Blueberry Tea
Boilermaker
Brandy Alexander
Brandy Manhattan
Brandy Sour
Brandy Sour/Brandy Daisy
Brass Monkey
Bronx
Brut Cocktail
Buck's Fizz
Bull Shot
Bumbo
Cactus Jack
Caesar
Cafe Zürich
Caipirinha
Caipiroska
Caipisake
Caju Amigo
Calimocho or Kalimotxo
Cape Cod
Caribou Lou
Champagne Cocktail
Cheeky Vimto
Cherry on Top
Chi-Chi
Chimayó Cocktail
Chocolate Soldier
Choking Hazard
Churchill
Colombia
Colorado Bulldog
Common Market
Cosmopolitan
Critty Bo
Crunk Juice
Cuba Libre
Cum
Daiquiri
Dark and Stormy
Douglas
Dragonfly
Duncan MacLeod
Ectoplasm
El Presidente
Erotic Tonic
Exotic Sarah
Fish House Punch
Fizzy apple cocktail
Flaming Dr Pepper
Flaming Sambuca
Flaming Volcano
Flirtini
Four Score
French
French 75
French Connection
Fuzzy Navel
General Sherman
Gibson
Gimlet
Gin and tonic
Gin Fizz
Gin pahit
Gin Sour
Ginza Mary
Glogg
Godfather
Godmother
Golden Doublet
Gong
Grasshopper
Green Vesper
Greyhound
Grog
Hairy Buffalo
Hairy Navel
Hairy Virgin
Hanky-Panky
Harrogate Nights
Harvey Wallbanger
Havana Special
Hayride
Heart of Fire
Herbsaint Frappé
Hi-fi
Horse's Neck
Hurricane
Incredible Hulk
Irish Coffee
Irish Flag
Iron Butterfly
Italian Stallion
Italian Sunset
Jack and Coke
Jack Rose
Jagertee
Jellybean
John Collins
Joker
Jungle Juice
Kamikaze
Karsk
Kensington Court Special
Kir
Kir Royale
Kremlin Colonel
Leite de Onça
Lime Rickey
Link Up
Long Island Iced Tea
Lorraine
Lynchburg Lemonade
Macuá
Madras
Magic daiquiri
Mai-Tai
Man O'War
Manhattan
Margarita
Martini
Mauresque
Mickey Slim
Mimosa
Mind Eraser
Mint Julep
Missouri Mule
Mojito
Montgomery
Moonwalk
Moosemilk
Moscow Mule
Mudslide
My Fair Lady
Negroni
Nikolaschka
Nixon
Nog-a-Sake
Old Fashioned
One-Balled Dictator
Orange Tundra
Orgasm
Painkiller
Pall Mall
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
Panama
Paradise
Paralyzer
Pegu
Perroquet
Pimm's Cup
Piña Colada
Pink Gin
Pink Lady
Pisco sour
Piscola
Planter's Punch
Polish Martini
Porto flip
Presbyterian
Prince of Wales
Pucker Up
Quentão
Rabo-de-galo
Ramos Gin Fizz
Red Lotus
Rob Roy
Rose Kennedy Cocktail
Royal Arrival
Royal Widow
Ruby Dutchess
Rum and Coke
Rusty Nail
Sake Bomb
Sake Manhattan
Sake Screwdriver
Saketini
Salmiakki Koskenkorva
Salty Dog
Sangría
Satan's Whiskers
Savoy Affair
Savoy Corpse Reviver
Sazerac
Screaming Orgasm
Screwdriver
Sea breeze
Seven and Seven
Sex on the Beach
Shirley Temple Black
Sidecar
Sidewinder Fang
Silverlake Slip
Singapore Sling
Slammer Royale
Smoky Martini
Spritzer
Staten Island Ferry
Stinger
Sun City
Tamagozake
Tennessee cowboy
Tequila Slammer
Tequila Sunrise
Tequila Sunset
The Blenheim
The Monkey Gland
Three Wise Men
Tinto de Verano
Tom and Jerry
Tom Collins
Tomate
Tonic And Tequila
Toro Rojo
Vesper
Vesper Martini
Vodka Gimlet
Vodka Martini
Vodka McGovern
Vodka Red Bull
Vodka Sunrise
Whiskey sour
White Lady or Delilah
White Russian
Widow's Cork
Wine cooler
Wolfram
Yorsh
Zombie
Zurracapote
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That's only a sample... O_O
That's only the cocktails. I haven't even begun listing the hard liqueurs and such.
Now then, here's the challenge. One of the names in that list is not an alcoholic beverage. First person to figure out which one it is gets free drinks for the rest of their lives.
I'm gonna guess. Is it "Caipirinha"?
Nope. They have a lot of weird names for cocktails, so it may be hard to figure out which one it is.
That has to be impossible... XD
It's hard. I can rule out the obvious ones (Bloody Mary, Gin and tonic, Sex on the beach) and ones that have double names (Kir and Kir Royale), but it's still pretty hard. >_<
EDIT: I also just noticed "Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster" ;8
I was gonna say Tennessee cowboy because cowboy isn't capitalized, and that stands out because everything else in the list is capitalized, but I'm wrong.
Quote from: Zylos on June 30, 2008, 02:47:57 PM
That's only the cocktails. I haven't even begun listing the hard liqueurs and such.
Now then, here's the challenge. One of the names in that list is not an alcoholic beverage. First person to figure out which one it is gets free drinks for the rest of their lives.
Is it French?
[edit]
If not then it's Cum
Shirley Temple Black.
It's just a Shirley Temple with Coke (or other dark-coloured soda) instead of ginger ale.
Quote from: Dertt on June 30, 2008, 05:19:19 PM
Shirley Temple Black.
It's just a Shirley Temple with Coke (or other dark-coloured soda) instead of ginger ale.
Sorry Dertt, but you're wrong. Quote from Wikipedia:
"Alcoholic variations on the recipe exist, which are often served in bars under the original 'Shirley Temple' name, or called 'Shirley Temple Black', 'Dirty Shirley', 'Robert Morri' and a 'IZY Temple'. A 'Shirley Temple Black' consists of a 'Shirley Temple' mixed with either gin or Johnny Walker Black; the name is a play on words involving the eponymous actress' married name."
Quote from: Usagi on June 30, 2008, 04:23:47 PM
Is it French?
[edit]
If not then it's Cum
You are correct! Cum is not an alcoholic beverage (unless you've been drinking WAY too much). ;8
Quote from: Zylos on June 30, 2008, 05:28:31 PM
Sorry Dertt, but you're wrong. Quote from Wikipedia:
"Alcoholic variations on the recipe exist, which are often served in bars under the original 'Shirley Temple' name, or called 'Shirley Temple Black', 'Dirty Shirley', 'Robert Morri' and a 'IZY Temple'. A 'Shirley Temple Black' consists of a 'Shirley Temple' mixed with either gin or Johnny Walker Black; the name is a play on words involving the eponymous actress' married name."
Another quote from Wikipedia:
"A similar drink substituting cola for the ginger ale (usually referred to as a Roy Rogers) is known as a "Shirley Temple Black" in some regions."
Quote from: Zylos on June 30, 2008, 05:28:31 PM
Quote from: Usagi on June 30, 2008, 04:23:47 PM
Is it French?
[edit]
If not then it's Cum
You are correct! Cum is not an alcoholic beverage (unless you've been drinking WAY too much). ;8
I was thinking it might be that. But the fact that there was so many strange names led me to believe that might actually be a drink. :P
Quote from: Muhyo on June 30, 2008, 05:35:30 PM
Quote from: Zylos on June 30, 2008, 05:28:31 PM
Quote from: Usagi on June 30, 2008, 04:23:47 PM
Is it French?
[edit]
If not then it's Cum
You are correct! Cum is not an alcoholic beverage (unless you've been drinking WAY too much). ;8
I was thinking it might be that. But the fact that there was so many strange names led me to believe that might actually be a drink. :P
It is depending on who you ask. :x
Rum and Coke!
lol, there actually turns out to be an alcoholic beverage called "cum." Well, normally "cum shot," so named for its light colour and creamy quality.
Irish Cream, Vodka, Coconut Liqueur, Vanilla Ice Cream.
And where the fuck is my burnt fuselage? lol
Quote from: Zylos on June 30, 2008, 05:28:31 PM
Quote from: Usagi on June 30, 2008, 04:23:47 PM
Is it French?
[edit]
If not then it's Cum
You are correct! Cum is not an alcoholic beverage (unless you've been drinking WAY too much). ;8
ok where are my drinks 4 life
Coca-Cola . . . >___<;;; You know what kind my barthender.
Vodka. On the rocks.
*starts sliding the ordered drinks down the counter*
And yes, Skanker, you get free drinks for life. Just ask for one and I'll slide it down the counter. That is, of course, unless you ask for Cum, in which case I'll have to give it to you in the upstairs bedroom rather than at the counter. :V
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Quote from: Zylos on July 01, 2008, 10:58:46 AM
*starts sliding the ordered drinks down the counter*
And yes, Skanker, you get free drinks for life. Just ask for one and I'll slide it down the counter. That is, of course, unless you ask for Cum, in which case I'll have to give it to you in the upstairs bedroom rather than at the counter. :V
I'll have a Cosmopolitan and a bulkload of Cum, yeah.
Yeah 8)
One bloody mary, and kinda in a bored mood.
Quote from: Usagi on July 01, 2008, 01:05:36 PM
Quote from: Zylos on July 01, 2008, 10:58:46 AM
*starts sliding the ordered drinks down the counter*
And yes, Skanker, you get free drinks for life. Just ask for one and I'll slide it down the counter. That is, of course, unless you ask for Cum, in which case I'll have to give it to you in the upstairs bedroom rather than at the counter. :V
I'll have a Cosmopolitan and a bulkload of Cum, yeah.
Yeah 8)
[spoiler]Here's drink number one...
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And give me about 10-20 minutes to get your second drink ready. :V[/spoiler]
Quote from: DeathLockBM on July 01, 2008, 01:16:55 PM
One bloody mary, and kinda in a bored mood.
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Thank you, bartender Zylos.
*Drinks bloody mary*
I'll have a Rob Roy.
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Thank you, my man.
10-20 minutes are up, buddy.
*secretly passes off a glass of Cum to Skanker*
I put a lotta heart into making that drink, so I hope you enjoy it. (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi254.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh99%2FZylos_2007%2FSmilies%2Fzylos_embarassed2.gif&hash=784aa8c641af95db6aa77d3b49907baa472839ec)
Whiskey Sour.
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Enjoy!
mmmmmmmmmmm ;8
I will have an Adios Motherfucker.
Your shop's popularity grew fast. ;)
I also need an AMF; I'm not nearly drunk enough yet.
Shirley Temple Black, ma'am.
Another Vodka. Dry.
Actually, scratch the Adios Motherfucker... I'll take a Glasgow. Just substitute pastis for the absinthe.
Woot! Doing better business selling booze than bait!
*starts sliding the drinks down the counter*
well, poeple like booz e
I will have another Adios Motherfucker.
*slinks behind the bar while Zylos isn't looking*
...
*slides drink over nonchalantly*
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WHere' My Cola?! :mad: Have you forgotten our little conversation last night? <lol>
*looks around*
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?
*dives over the bar and begins eating peanuts in an innocuous fashion*
*Looks around for the secret wine cellar*
Don't you think you guys had enough drinks?
By the way, give me another bloody mary. XD
*fumbles around for a moment looking for the Worcestershire*
Alright.
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I just had an idea.
*gets gin, vodka, lemon juice, white Creme de Menthe, and a mint leaf*
I call it the Arctic Fox.
Edit: Needed minty touch.
/me pours vodka, sprite, apple juice, and dog food into the soda machine
Quote from: Sora on July 02, 2008, 04:11:43 AM
/me pours vodka, sprite, apple juice, and dog food into the soda machine
You there! What are you doing?
Quote from: Konoe Konoka on July 02, 2008, 12:49:45 AM
WHere' My Cola?! :mad: Have you forgotten our little conversation last night? <lol>
Quote from: Konoe Konoka on July 02, 2008, 05:24:03 AM
Quote from: Konoe Konoka on July 02, 2008, 12:49:45 AM
WHere' My Cola?! :mad: Have you forgotten our little conversation last night? <lol>
Here :3
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Quote from: Konoe Konoka on July 02, 2008, 05:24:03 AM
Quote from: Konoe Konoka on July 02, 2008, 12:49:45 AM
WHere' My Cola?! :mad: Have you forgotten our little conversation last night? <lol>
I already gave it to you, woman.
Quote from: Dertt on July 02, 2008, 01:16:02 AM
*looks around*
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?
*dives over the bar and begins eating peanuts in an innocuous fashion*
A-another Vodkaaa...
@_@_@_@
*fixes up another drink for Anski, and kicks Dertt out from behind the counter*
Only paid employees are allowed to operate behind the counter. Otherwise it's a legal nightmare for the bar.
*hands Dertt an application form and points to the upstairs interview room*
Hello little wolf friend
You have some dedicated customers, Zylos. XD
Quote from: Zylos on July 02, 2008, 11:22:52 AM
*hands Dertt an application form and points to the upstairs interview room*
*fills out application, folds it into a paper airplane, and throws it towards Zylos' face*
Quote from: Nightwolf on July 02, 2008, 11:54:57 AM
Hello little wolf friend
No drinks for you. (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi254.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh99%2FZylos_2007%2FSmilies%2FZylos_angry.gif&hash=684932ec934d5664c6dc95c3fccc7b5714995d9b)
Quote from: Dertt on July 02, 2008, 01:43:48 PM
Quote from: Zylos on July 02, 2008, 11:22:52 AM
*hands Dertt an application form and points to the upstairs interview room*
*fills out application, folds it into a paper airplane, and throws it towards Zylos' face*
That's a shame. I was going to ask Caro to do the interview.
Quote from: Zylos on July 02, 2008, 02:46:38 PM
That's a shame. I was going to ask Caro to do the interview.
*dives in front of the plane before it hits Zylos, grabs it out of the air, unfolds it, and hands it to him calmly*
I'll fill out an application for waiter, I have nothing to do at the moment.
Quote from: DeathLockBM on July 02, 2008, 03:18:23 PM
I'll fill out an application for waiter, I have nothing to do at the moment.
Now are you going to be a cocktail waiter, or a
cock+tail waiter?
Quote from: Dertt on July 02, 2008, 03:19:56 PM
Quote from: DeathLockBM on July 02, 2008, 03:18:23 PM
I'll fill out an application for waiter, I have nothing to do at the moment.
Now are you going to be a cocktail waiter, or a cock+tail waiter?
I wouldn't fall to into your trick, Dertt. So, I'll be the guy that takes the order and delivers the drinks. XD
Are you hiring for bouncers?
I suppose that leaves me to be the drunk. :<
Zylos ;_;
Would you please forgive me and sell me some booze?
Quote from: Dertt on July 02, 2008, 03:15:27 PM
Quote from: Zylos on July 02, 2008, 02:46:38 PM
That's a shame. I was going to ask Caro to do the interview.
*dives in front of the plane before it hits Zylos, grabs it out of the air, unfolds it, and hands it to him calmly*
Thank you. Now, take this upstairs and wait for Caro in the first room on the right.
Quote from: DeathLockBM on July 02, 2008, 03:18:23 PM
I'll fill out an application for waiter, I have nothing to do at the moment.
Just follow Dertt and go to the first room on the left. Someone will be along shortly to "interview" you.
Quote from: Dertt on July 02, 2008, 03:19:56 PM
Now are you going to be a cocktail waiter, or a cock+tail waiter?
That type of position has already been filled by someone else, iykwim. (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi254.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh99%2FZylos_2007%2FSmilies%2FZylos_Wink2.gif&hash=b623baa124341aa4ca236f7ec4896f42bb6c99f3)
Quote from: Hei on July 02, 2008, 03:28:37 PM
Are you hiring for bouncers?
Yes, and we're also looking for a card shark for the backroom.
Quote from: Asuka Langley Soryu on July 02, 2008, 03:33:48 PM
I suppose that leaves me to be the drunk. :<
*hands Anski another Vodka*
Quote from: Zeriab on July 02, 2008, 04:01:05 PM
Zylos ;_;
Would you please forgive me and sell me some booze?
Sure. What'll you have?
8)
Fine. *Walks to the "interview"*
I will have a Kamikaze.
I could be a card shark. 8)
*notices a picture on the wall*
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Aaaaawwww...
*walks over and turns it around to face the wall*
What a picture, indeed. XD
Looks like you need a Texan manager with a 10 gallon hat. I could help your bar get a name for itself son. Whatdaya say? I'll help get bands to play at your bar and advertise for ya, for saaaaay, 10% of the profits?
Quote from: Colonel Roy Mustang on July 02, 2008, 05:49:52 PM
I will have a Kamikaze.
*slides over a glass*
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I was getting bored waiting upstairs by myself.
Wait, Why Am I here!? Zylos! Thi was not on the Agreement >___>;;; There's people watching!!!!
*drinks Cola* Aother oe!!!!!!!! :tpg:
Evidently Caro hasn't had enough drinks yet for the interview. *hand Dertt the keys to the bedroom liquer cabintet*
Oh, and Anski? You're hired. No interview needed.
*opens bedroom liquor cabinet* Wait, you have actual absinthe here? Why the hell was I drinking a Glasgow with Pernod?
*walks back downstairs*
Here you go, Caro.
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Zylos, what am I doing right now?
Good. I need a table with 5 decks of cards, two of them all the same color and symbol.
I also need a bottle of Smirnoff and a bottle of Absolut.
I'll take a Screaming Orgasm. :V
Quote from: Colonel Roy Mustang on July 03, 2008, 12:57:59 AM
I'll take a Screaming Orgasm. :V
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Unless you meant the kind you can only get upstairs.
And shouldn't you be unconscious? You've already had two AMFs and a Kamikaze.
Quote from: Asuka Langley Soryu on July 03, 2008, 12:55:02 AM
I also need a bottle of Smirnoff and a bottle of Absolut.
Got this from upstairs. Premium. (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.arenaflowers.com%2Fproduct_image%2Flarge%2F1253-smirnoff_premium_vodka.jpg&hash=f099d941901ac77cb72bd6db18cc5663daed4bfc)
And the Absolut... well, take your pick.
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Fuck just give me the mans vodka.
Straight up plain vodka
Quote from: Asuka Langley Soryu on July 03, 2008, 01:13:31 AM
Fuck just give me the mans vodka.
Straight up plain vodka
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Quote from: Dertt on July 03, 2008, 01:10:10 AM
And shouldn't you be unconscious? You've already had two AMFs and a Kamikaze.
Yes.
;8
Good evening, gentlesirs! I just got off work.
Hey, barkeep, gimme a liter of Guinness!
And do that fancy 3 leaf clover with the foam thing and I'll give you an extra tip. ;)
Quote from: Hei on July 03, 2008, 01:36:38 AM
Good evening, gentlesirs! I just got off work.
Hey, barkeep, gimme a liter of Guinness!
And do that fancy 3 leaf clover with the foam thing and I'll give you an extra tip. ;)
*passes a glass down*
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:3
/me is a good tipper
That's just a pint, not a liter, so notify me when you finish that so I can give you another.
looks like a liter to me OKAY ;8
You probably have that condition where your vision is distorted by a lack of alcohol in your system.
Now that you've drank that one, look at this one.
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Ugh, My head Hurts, gimme anuthre One Bartendersh! I'sh a gir wif hungser!!!!!!
*drinks it in two zips*
I wanz Moar, ~ *Hicup*
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NOW IT SEEEEEEEMS, DIS 'ERE PLACE TAINT UP TO NO CODE. HOWEVA I DO FIND IT WITHIN MYSELF TO GRACIOUSLY DEEM MYSELF THE OWNER OF THIS 'ERE ESTABLISHMENT AND FOR THE GOOD OF THE BAR PUT IT UP TO WHATS MEANT TO BE. NOW ZYLOS, SON, IF I DONT SEE THIS PLACE UP TO CODE BY DAWN IM GONNA HAV TO EITHER PURCHASE 51% OF THIS COMPANY AND DO IT MYSELF OR TEAR IT DOWN. NOW OFCOURSE I KNOW YOU DONT WANT ME TO BE A PERMANENT OWNER OF DIS PLACE SO I WILL HAVE MY LAWYER WRITE UP A CONTRACT OF SOME SORTS.
* Colonel Roy Mustang writes a contract and hands it to Sora.
;8
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Colonel it seems you've had one to many to drink, I can't read a thing.
Quote from: Konoe Konoka on July 03, 2008, 02:43:35 AM
Ugh, My head Hurts, gimme anuthre One Bartendersh! I'sh a gir wif hungser!!!!!!
*drinks it in two zips*
I wanz Moar, ~ *Hicup*
Come with me.
*walks upstairs*
Quote from: Sora on July 03, 2008, 03:21:01 AM
Colonel it seems you've had one to many to drink, I can't read a thing.
:-\
* Colonel Roy Mustang rewrites it and gives it to Sora.
:bean:
DRIKNING COMPETITION TIEM!
Alright.
*gets Tanqueray Ten, Bushmill's, Los Abuelos, Lucid, Grey Goose and Aqua Luca*
What brave soul wants to try Hulk's Piss?
Quote from: Dertt on July 03, 2008, 03:25:08 AM
Quote from: Konoe Konoka on July 03, 2008, 02:43:35 AM
Ugh, My head Hurts, gimme anuthre One Bartendersh! I'sh a gir wif hungser!!!!!!
*drinks it in two zips*
I wanz Moar, ~ *Hicup*
Come with me.
*walks upstairs*
*Grabs dertt finger hard*
ay, What are yer toching me Mate?
dot'cha kn'w who the hex I art? *Hicup*
*Pulls out a Whip from her boots*
I'mma tha mitrsss, u beach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Whips*
Giv' mhe seh folll butle!!!!! *Hicup*
Meh not yet runk! *hicup*
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NOW SEE HERE BOY, YOUR BAR WILL BE SHUTDOWN IF YOU DONT HANDLE THIS ATROCITY OF AN INTERVIEWER IMMEDIATELY, unless of course you hand her over to me for inspection
*Caro Gets up, & sits on Sora's Lap*
G'rrr . . . I sike u're meatbuns vcowboy *Hicup*
I'd luv to inspect all seh juice i u, specially for some . . . . Zortrure samver. *Hicup*
*smiles8
How 'bout ith? *Hicup*
Quote from: Konoe Konoka on July 03, 2008, 08:47:35 AM
I'd luv to inspect all seh juice i u, specially for some . . . . Zortrure samver. *Hicup*
Quote of the day.
Grrr....I feel asleep!
*Puts her hands around Sora*
I say, I will, Tr*Hicup*Tur*hicup*rrr*hicup* You~~~~~~~~~`
*Smile*
Mizano, I luv Pireats toooooooooo~~~~~~~~ *Points at Minato*
*gulp*
*Mizano blushes*
Nao, don't be shy . . . *Hicup* Caro Won't *hicup* Bite . . .
*she is completely drunk*
oh no whatever shall I do
*he is completely sober*
*Gets Up*
*heads over Minato*
*Takes Whip & Whips him*
Get down Nao Pirate Boy!!!!! Kneel to your Captain!!!!!!!!!! Nao!!!!!!!! *Hicup*
Bartender!? *Hicup* Where's My Bottle!? *Hicup*
*falls down face first*
*Whips Minato*
How it feels you bag of Shrimps!? Is it painful!? *She's Completely drunk*
Please dont hit me, because every time you hit me...god kills puppy...
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See how cute it is....awwww.......
*nose bleed*
. . .
*Runs & Kicks the Puppy*
Stop been a Puss Your Are A pirate!!!!!!!!!!!! Be a Man!!!!!!!!!! *Hicup*
Barthender, My patience runs low. <lol>
Quote from: Konoe Konoka on July 03, 2008, 09:56:21 AM
Stop been a Puss Your Are A pirate!!!!!!!!!!!! Be a Man!!!!!!!!!! *Hicup*
"Be a Man" ?
._.
._.
unzips zipper (yes pirate pants have a zipper)
. . .
I Think I see Blackbeard & his Ship . . . wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!?
Quote from: Konoe Konoka on July 03, 2008, 10:10:27 AM
. . .
I Think I see Blackbeard & his Ship . . . wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!?
Wow you're good at making innuendos. ;8
Yay, Konoe Konoka is no longer drunk!
I am Not drunk! *Hicup* I just *hicup* WANT MOAR!!!!!!!!
:V If I was sober, I could not speak like thish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Minato gets drunk*
*Hicup*
*Falls to the floor & Sleeps heavily*
Unyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~
*Insert Cute Sleeping Anime Girl Blushing Picture here*
*Burp*
uh...(dumb)
*starts to be delusional*
*Still Sleeping*
*lays down next to Konoe Konoka*
Holy $#!&, I leave to do one interview and everyone's piss drunk!
...
There's a bedroom open now if anyone wants an interview.
*twitches*
Nyoro~What the?!
Kyaaaaaaaa~ Baka Hentaiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Punches Minato Flying into the air*
What the heck you put on that Cola Zylos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>=0 Where you trying to make me drunk for you to benefit on me instead of me Torturing you?!
*Caro Angry!!!!!!!!*
Quote from: Konoe Konoka on July 03, 2008, 11:20:56 AM
What the heck you put on that Cola Zylos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If I recall right, Dertt was the one who poured your Colas. <_<
*catches Minato and drags him off for an interview since Caro's angry and not drunk enough anymore*
STILL UNCONSCIOUS
*Stares at Dertt who is in pain because of his poor finger broke*
*Takes out the Whip*
Someone is gonna pay for making me Derttrunk!!!!!!!!
*Whips Dertt to Dertt death*
>=0 Zylos, I want you to give me the drinks next time, It's part of our "Contract".
*wakes up*
Uh why is my body sore all over...?
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Oh right. ;9
Well, Im ready for "the interview".
HOLY-That's why I try always to stay away from that ROOM!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Minato on July 03, 2008, 11:40:22 AM
Well, Im ready for "the interview".
The interview's already over. I finished it while you were still asleep; that's why you're so sore.
Unless you'd like another interview for some other position?
And Caro, please close the door and stop staring, or I may have to interview you too.
FIne~~~~~~
*Closes the door*
Quote from: Zylos on July 03, 2008, 12:33:58 PM
Quote from: Minato on July 03, 2008, 11:40:22 AM
Well, Im ready for "the interview".
The interview's already over. I finished it while you were still asleep; that's why you're so sore.
Unless you'd like another interview for some other position?
And Caro, please close the door and stop staring, or I may have to interview you too.
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Mister Zylos, I have had a tough day at work.
All these fucking homunculi keep trying to kill me and Im tired of it.
Pour me some whiskey.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
THAT WAS SERIOUSLY JUST COLA.
ZYLOS, WHAT'S THIS CONTRACT CARO'S TALKING ABOUT?
WHY DID SHE BREAK MY FINGER AND THEN COME ON TO EVERY GUY IN THE BAR EXCEPT FOR ME?
I LEAPT IN FRONT OF A FLYING PAPER AIRPLANE BULLET FOR THE CHANCE TO BE INTERVIEWED BY HER.
*takes out Raki and chugs it*
GAH! IT BURNS!
Hi, I'm here for the bouncer position. Looks like you kind of need one.
I need another Adios Motherfucker. My hand hurts from righting contracts.
;9
Uhhh, on second thought Zylos, this bar looks up to code. I think I'll just go upstairs and uh, help out with the interviews.
Quote from: Colonel Roy Mustang on July 03, 2008, 05:03:11 PM
I need another Adios Motherfucker. My hand hurts from righting contracts.
;9
I'm not really sure why you were writing contracts since you don't have any official connections to management nor ownership of the bar, but...
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...adios, motherfucker.
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TRIPOD? OH SHI-
(explosion)
-T!
I WAS WRITING CONTRACTS FOR MY TEXAN CLIENT BECAUSE I AM A LAWYER :bean:
oh and I'll get a drink. I don't care what it is as long as it's not cum.
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Aviation.
I missed the 'interview'. o_o
Quote from: DeathLockBM on July 03, 2008, 11:32:37 PM
I missed the 'interview'. o_o
I don't think there was one. I sure as fuck didn't get one.
...
:baww:
Zylos is messing with our heads.
It's ladies night here at the Foxhole, and that means female types get free Anime Appletinis.
=/ Gimme an Aviation & an Adios Mutherfucker with some Passoa :pw: With Vodka & Orange.
Caro's bound to get drunk again... :-\
*pours out loads of drinks for her before grabbing DeathLock for his "interview", since he wants it so badly*
What do you mean by "interview", sound suspicious. :P
*Comes in dressed in a waitress suit, ready to take orders.*
Uhm, hello everyone... I'm a new waitress that shall gladly take your orders while Master Zylos is busy doing interviews.
*Walks up to DeathLock*
Oh, don't worry about it Mr., the interviews are just to assess your skills, that's all ^-^
Still sounds suspicious, though. XD
Quote from: DeathLockBM on July 04, 2008, 11:27:49 AM
What do you mean by "interview", sound suspicious. :P
Gay
Quote from: Redwyn on July 04, 2008, 11:29:34 AM
*Comes in dressed in a waitress suit, ready to take orders.*
Uhm, hello everyone... I'm a new waitress that shall gladly take your orders while Master Zylos is busy doing interviews.
*Walks up to DeathLock*
Oh, don't worry about it Mr., the interviews are just to assess your skills, that's all ^-^
Also gay
Scotch on the rocks.
ASkgassd... vawuwashadda!
Perhaps you've had enough. Do I need to show you the door, personally?
Here you are, Hei.
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And while you're at it, toss Sora out. He's been ogling my waitress a little too long for my comfort.
Sure thing, Zylos.
/me locks Sora's arm behind his back and shows him to the door.
Nothin' personal, man.
Mmmm, scotch. :3
This place is turning out to be some kind of gay bar !_!
It looks that way because Caro's the only girl who comes to the bar. ;9
You'd figure with Hei here that there would be more coming.
*wakes up in the 'interview' room*
What's been happening ...did Caro ever come up? Is she going to?
Quote from: Dertt on July 05, 2008, 04:49:20 AM
*wakes up in the 'interview' room*
What's been happening ...did Caro ever come up? Is she going to?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Quote from: Minato on July 05, 2008, 05:09:23 AM
Quote from: Dertt on July 05, 2008, 04:49:20 AM
*wakes up in the 'interview' room*
What's been happening ...did Caro ever come up? Is she going to?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
...she's... not coming?
*mixes a Bourbon Street Blaze and drinks it while it's still lit*
OOOOOOWWWWW
^-^ Yum ~ Yum~
Quote from: Redwyn on July 04, 2008, 11:29:34 AM
*Comes in dressed in a waitress suit, ready to take orders.*
Uhm, hello everyone... I'm a new waitress that shall gladly take your orders while Master Zylos is busy doing interviews.
*Spirts out the drink*
I know I am not drunk . . .
Yet . . .but . . . Redwym, WTF?!
Quote from: Zylos on July 05, 2008, 04:45:34 AM
It looks that way because Caro's the only girl who comes to the bar. ;9
You'd figure with Hei here that there would be more coming.
I am only here because of Hei, & You promise me that 0= Which you keep forgetting!
Quote from: Dertt on July 05, 2008, 04:49:20 AM
*wakes up in the 'interview' room*
What's been happening ...did Caro ever come up? Is she going to?
No
ANOTHER ONE >.>;;
Quote from: Konoe Konoka on July 05, 2008, 05:17:15 AM
I am only here because of Hei, & You promise me that 0= Which you keep forgetting!
Quote from: Dertt on July 05, 2008, 04:49:20 AM
*wakes up in the 'interview' room*
What's been happening ...did Caro ever come up? Is she going to?
No
*shoots himself in the head and brains go into everyones drink*
*quickly cleans out the blood-stained glasses and has Redwyn serve everyone another drink*
*Hands out everyone their new drinks, then looks at Caro*
Zylos is my first master.. :-[ And he wanted me to do this job for him, I also do interviews >;D
:mad: I want another One *drinks in two again*
*pours out another one for Caro*
ok i'm kind of sober get me another vodka
I can't believe how much you people can drink in one day. XD
::) Maybe because We have our ways to not get drunk . . . *Gulp*
I wanna try . . . . . . the legendary Port :pw:
Or maybe you are drunk, and you're posting drunken posts. o_o XD
Quote from: Konoe Konoka on July 05, 2008, 12:26:49 PM
::) Maybe because We have our ways to not get drunk . . . *Gulp*
I wanna try . . . . . . the legendary Port :pw:
No dont, it's a TRAP!
someone get me cosmopolitans
Here you are. :3
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*is dead and no one cares*
/me shovels dertt's corpse out the door
Fuck you guys Im going to the less gay bar over in the next town.
The WINchester, is it?
Yes sir
:mad: wait for me on that . . . I feel like all thee men might try to rape me~ Nyaaaa~
Man this bar is gay. I've stopped drinking here after the cross dressing waiters
You seem to be losing sight of why you came here. Let me remind you...
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And I'll bring in some more girls as soon as you find out where they're hiding on rmrk. ;8
Trying to recover your loses, Zylos? XD
Quote from: Zylos on July 06, 2008, 11:30:08 AM
And I'll bring in some more girls as soon as you find out where they're hiding on rmrk. ;8
you mean this?
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Quote from: Konoe Konoka on July 06, 2008, 12:52:51 PM
Quote from: Zylos on July 06, 2008, 11:30:08 AM
And I'll bring in some more girls as soon as you find out where they're hiding on rmrk. ;8
you mean this?
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That's a crossdressing waitress too. :mad:
no, thats just wrong
You can keep your frilly colored drinks and appletini's, Vodka is sold everywhere :mad:
Edit: Everywhere without frilly men in womens uniform
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Quote from: Zylos
Gold Flakes look like an elixier from Kingdom Hearts.
Anyways, did this big topic grow to 22 pages right under my nose without my knowing? o_O
Yup it did. XD
*slides down a glass of Gold Flakes to Moo*
23 shots of tequilla!
..and a pitcher of coke would probably be a good idea, too.
*brings out a tray with 23 glasses of tequilla, a pitcher of coke, and a surprise birthday cake*
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Those smilies, are too much. XD
Quote from: Hei on July 06, 2008, 03:59:58 AM
I can't drink there anyway, because I work there.
There's laws against that, for real.
:3
Quote from: Hei on July 08, 2008, 01:53:45 PM
23 shots of tequilla!
..and a pitcher of coke would probably be a good idea, too.
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Psh, it's my birthday, I can do what I want!
*idly wipes off the counter as some of the drunks in the bar start to wake up*
Oh hai, can I have some vodkas plz.
Take your pick. ^^
Quote from: Dr_Zylos on July 06, 2008, 02:21:05 PM
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Smirnoff plz
ALRIGHT BITCHES
The Foxhole is under new management.
Who wants a drink?
I'll pass
*pins Dr_Sword to floor
Alright, you can be my first customer
*whips out funnel and keg
Fag
If it's under new management, does that mean, there be new recruits? hopefully, the last manager set up more of a . . . . Gay Bar D: (lol) not that I had a problem with that. >__>
Well as you can see it's still a gay bar, so babes why don't you just come on with me and we can do some less gay stuff ~_-
[spoiler]I'm smooth[/spoiler]
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Quote from: Dr_Sword on August 25, 2008, 03:06:14 AM
Well as you can see it's still a gay bar, so babes why don't you just come on with me and we can do some less gay stuff ~_-
[spoiler]I'm smooth[/spoiler]
~_- Only if you buy me a drink!
*Hands DAS a drink
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*DAS stares at grafikal007*
Are you . . . . Hitting on me? <shrugs>
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:O
:facepalm: I think I'll go to the Bar next door . . . The "Winchester" that is.
Quote from: Dark Angel Scion on August 25, 2008, 06:39:32 AM
:facepalm: I think I'll go to the Bar next door . . . The "Winchester" that is.
You'll be hit on twice as much in that sort of bar. At least in a gay bar you won't have quite as many offers.
Caro will still be stalked by grafikal, in either bar. XD
Quote from: Dark Angel Scion on August 25, 2008, 03:01:50 AM
If it's under new management, does that mean, there be new recruits? hopefully, the last manager set up more of a . . . . Gay Bar D: (lol) not that I had a problem with that. >__>
I don't see what the problem is, this isn't a gay bar.
As a matter of fact, ladies get free drinks.
You know, because we
want your body appreciate you.
We don't allow Grafikal's in our management
Quote from: Forcystus on August 25, 2008, 06:20:36 PM
Quote from: Dark Angel Scion on August 25, 2008, 03:01:50 AM
If it's under new management, does that mean, there be new recruits? hopefully, the last manager set up more of a . . . . Gay Bar D: (lol) not that I had a problem with that. >__>
I don't see what the problem is, this isn't a gay bar.
As a matter of fact, ladies get free drinks.
You know, because we want your body appreciate you.
: | Wait, free drinks?
D: < I'd like a Martini then!
What kind?
We have every kind of martini.
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Le Swerve, please . . .
>:3
Coming right up my mistress >:3
YOUR mistress? :mad:
Yes, mine, now would you like something to drink, or would you like to get a punch in the face for being rude.
This bar is being closed down due to :facepalm:
Quote from: Dr_Sword on August 27, 2008, 10:20:16 PM
This bar is being closed down due to :facepalm:
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Quote from: Forcystus on August 27, 2008, 10:07:50 PM
Yes, mine, now would you like something to drink, or would you like to get a punch in the face for being rude.
Let's take this outside.
Quote from: Dr_Sword on August 27, 2008, 10:20:16 PM
This bar is being closed down due to :facepalm:
Where's the proof.
Quote from: Forcystus on August 27, 2008, 06:33:23 PM
Coming right up my mistress >:3
Quote from: grafikal007 on August 27, 2008, 09:13:53 PM
YOUR mistress? :mad:
Quote from: Forcystus on August 27, 2008, 10:07:50 PM
Yes, mine, now would you like something to drink, or would you like to get a punch in the face for being rude.
Quote from: Forcystus on August 25, 2008, 06:20:36 PM
Quote from: Dark Angel Scion on August 25, 2008, 03:01:50 AM
If it's under new management, does that mean, there be new recruits? hopefully, the last manager set up more of a . . . . Gay Bar D: (lol) not that I had a problem with that. >__>
I don't see what the problem is, this isn't a gay bar.
As a matter of fact, ladies get free drinks.
You know, because we want your body appreciate you.
>__>;;;
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Forcystus, can I get my drink before taking care of Grafikal here? :mad:
;9 I was just being nice. *hic*
edit: To you ^
No fear das, I got it.
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You'll take care of him, I like the sound of that. :P
Quote from: Forcystus on August 28, 2008, 01:53:09 AM
No fear das, I got it.
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D: He's not coming back from that one >___>;;;
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Can't kill me bitch.
Someone is requesting a "Mo No Be" to come down the Foxhole yet again . . . :mad:
Quote from: grafikal007 on August 28, 2008, 07:11:54 AM
Can't kill me bitch.
Nobody can survive a falcon punch unless if they are already dead.
:mad: That means he's undead! Get the Shotgun! While I have another Le Swerve ;8
here ya go.
*loads shotgun
WHERE'S GRAFIKAL :mad:
O_o *runs far away...and fast*
:lol: That took care of him, Can I have a Vodka? ;8 with a lemon on it please?
I'm back. This time, I'm ready....
[spoiler]for security, so back off.[/spoiler]
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Can i get an irish car bomb? with a sandwich?
Since I no longer work here, can I have a glass of something strong?
Quote from: Dark Angel Scion on August 30, 2008, 05:08:40 AM
:lol: That took care of him, Can I have a Vodka? ;8 with a lemon on it please?
yes
Quote from: grafikal006 on August 30, 2008, 05:30:12 AM
I'm back. This time, I'm ready....
[spoiler]for security, so back off.[/spoiler]
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GTFO MY BAR YOU FUCKING ZOMBIE
*shotgun to the face
Quote from: kitkatkan on August 30, 2008, 05:25:30 PM
Can i get an irish car bomb? with a sandwich?
Only without the sandwich
Quote from: Zylos on August 30, 2008, 06:01:24 PM
Since I no longer work here, can I have a glass of something strong?
Well, you kinda own the mall, if you got drunk, wouldn't that be a bad thing?
Oh well, you can have something strong.
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You can always have free drinks here Zylos.
Wouldn't want to lose the bar.
scrumpy, cold.
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thank ye kindly
/me downs the bottle
I'll have what he's having.
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Give me a bottle of your strongest Jägermeister.
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Give me a bottle of Yuengling, and buy the bar a round of lemon drops on me~
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LEMON DROPS NOT LEMONS YOU! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
whoops :X
...
you'll can make those things right?
Why did I never get a proper interview?