I SWEAR
LIES, I SAW THE FOURTH!
LIAR, WHAT ABOUT THE ONE ON THE TRASH CAN?!?!?
YOU LIE YOU LIE
I think he's right guys, I was the fourth one on THE list
if your was the fourth one on THE list, you woudn't be here right now....
But i saw someone's leg on the trash...
Actually, it was only two. I think that other guy is still alive.
It can't be four, for on he testified and two im alive
Quote from: AlienSoldier on August 07, 2007, 04:14:21 AM
if your was the fourth one on THE list, you woudn't be here right now....
But i saw someone's leg on the trash...
It was only a leg, there was gonna be a fourth but, damn that squrimy bastard he got away.
well could you explained why is there leg on the tra-
...
AlienSoldier can't responde due to the fact that The.Muffin.King killed him and his borther is talki-
...
AlienSoldiers Brother can't responde due to the fact that The.Muffin.King killed him-
...
NO WAIT I WAS FOURTH. NO FAIR
But now what can i do?
KILL MOAR!!!1!!11oneoen!!!!1eleven!1!~~~
...wait...im not quite...dead....give me the gun...
*takes pistol and shoots himself
RP is gay, so is this thread.
Quote from: biohazard on August 07, 2007, 04:01:17 PM
RP is gay, so is this thr-.......
so do you, but that won't happend no more :police:
"this is gay"
"so do you"
....... I am speechless at the illiteracy.
lol no offence my man. ;)
Quote from: biohazard on August 08, 2007, 02:47:11 AM
"I is gay"
"so do you"
....... I am speechless at the illiteracy.
LUL WHUT?
eww.... :@
:epic: :epic: :epic: :epic: wasnt me XD
This reminds me, where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Google it
I cant find her, I swore I saw her just the other day at Walgreens...
Maye she is still there?
She is smart you know.
So perhaps she is thinking...
"If he saw me here he will think I will leave, but I will really stay here, he will never think of that!!!"
Now I saw her going in the bathroom, you can't stay in there forever
She's not shitting, she's puking so she can eat more food and you get broke everytime! IS A TRAP!!!
Im outta here!!
(later)
...OH MY GAWD WHAT THE F*CK BARBEQUE! ITS MOTHER F*CKIN CARMEN SAN DIEGO! ...Where did she go?
she went to Uranus.
And he is not talking about the planet.
oh so you know..... :police:
Unfortunatley I do.
You have a dirty mind...
Quote from: Forcystus on August 11, 2007, 01:28:29 AM
Im outta here!!
(later)
...OH MY GAWD WHAT THE F*CK BARBEQUE! ITS MOTHER F*CKIN CARMEN SAN DIEGO! ...Where did she go?
Is it just me or do Forcytus's posts seem 100x funnier because of the nose? I don't read the post and I just start laughing.
You could say that, I had to figure out which nose you meant.
What do u see in my nose? Is their like a hair in there or something?
well theres some hair on it and you need to dig there to get the Big Gold thats stuck in there...
Vincent Vega of Pulp Fiction only killed 3 people.
???
Quote from: BlackZoneOne on August 15, 2007, 03:07:21 AM
Vincent Vega of Pulp Fiction only killed 3 people.
???
Whaty what who?
Quote from: AlienSoldier on August 15, 2007, 03:15:57 AM
Quote from: BlackZoneOne on August 15, 2007, 03:07:21 AM
Vincent Vega of Pulp Fiction only killed 3 people.
???
Whaty what who?
FAIL FAIL FAIL
DUH NUUH FAIL FAIL FAIL
FAIL FAIL FAIL DUH NUH FAIL FAIL FAIL
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Hey, i'm not the one who failed here, you are.
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for stealin meh kill you smiley
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You think showing me the exact same picture is going to magically lift the Fail put on you? You are wrong.
Quote from: AlienSoldier on August 15, 2007, 03:15:57 AM
Whaty what who?
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for stealin meh kill you smiley
Copyright of Irock. 2007.
Quote from: BlackZoneOne on August 15, 2007, 04:01:01 AM
You think showing me the exact same picture is going to magically lift the Fail put on you? You are wrong.
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Not if I aim right, he wont ever see anything again.
Quote from: BlackZoneOne on August 15, 2007, 03:07:21 AM
Vincent Vega of Pulp Fiction only killed 3 people.
???
He actually killed people? XD
He killed only one person on his own, if I remember. The guy that came out of the bathroom with the revolver they both shot, and they both shot up Brent. The only person who Vega actually killed on his own was Martin. YOU SHOT MARTIN IN THE FUCKING HEAD
Oh. I don't remember. ;9 But I do remember some quotes. ;8
Quote from: biohazard on August 15, 2007, 05:11:25 AM
Not if I aim right, he wont ever see anything again.
Celing Cat, RETREAT!!!
FUCKING CAT GTFO OF MUH CEILING
*fires and misses
Damn, one day...ONE DAY... I will get that damn cat
You were masturbating, didn't you?
>.>
<.<
YOU CAN'T LIE TO ME, I SAW YOU DOING IT!
YOUR CEILING CAT?!
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AGAIN!!
FUCKING CAT STOP LOOKING! *fires and misses
FTW IM COMIN UP THERE! *attempts to crawl in small hole
damn, foiled again.
LOL, Ceiling Cat escapes again!
I think ceiling cat watches you masturbate because he's hungry for some cum.
...well the cat thinks cum is like milk
Quote from: AlienSoldier on August 16, 2007, 10:13:33 PM
...well the cat thinks cum is like milk
IT ISN'T?!?!! OH SHIT
My friend told me that he was curious so he tasted his cum after fapping. ;8
:-\ LoL Whut?
I just ask people....they say its like salty and shit.
... It is.
Quote from: The.Muffin.King on August 17, 2007, 02:18:15 PM
:-\ LoL Whut?
I just ask people....they say its like salty and shit.
O_O? Wha?!?! it is?
Find some porn and you can find out for yourself.
Get me a girl so she can tell me
Just ask saladin.
Kind of salty.
It burned my fingers a little... ::)
If its burning your fingers, go see a fucking doctor. Or you have acid sperm, and need to become a superhero.
...I wasn't talking about myself...
if i had acid cum, i'd jizz on peoples faces.
Quote from: The.Muffin.King on August 18, 2007, 05:06:51 AM
if i had acid cum, i'd jizz on peoples faces.
Nah man, do biological warfare and jizz in their milk.
I like TMKs idea, you could stop prostitution in its tracks.
Quote from: biohazard on August 18, 2007, 05:11:54 AM
I like TMKs idea, you could stop prostitution in its tracks.
Why would you do that?!?!!?!
i meant pedestrians.
yeah sure, pull out your penis, wait 10-15 minutes, by then, somebody will notice.
OMG!! FORCYSTUS!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING JAGGING OFF IN PUBLIC!!!
Quote from: Forcystus on August 18, 2007, 04:42:57 PM
yeah sure, pull out your penis, wait 10-15 minutes, by then, somebody will notice.
Just sit in a bench, with a newspaper, i've heard of a guy who does it.
But what happend if they saw you.
You unleash the demon before they can call for help.
no.....jump on them and make love so they don't call the :police:
Quote from: AlienSoldier on August 18, 2007, 07:48:28 PM
no.....jump on them and make love so they don't call the :police:
PDA's ftw
SHIT, THEY SAW US!!! RUN, RUN FOR YOUR MOTHER FUCKING LIFE"
THEY'LL FOLLOW THE TRAIL OF CUM!
IF YOU STOP MASTURBATING WHILE WERE RUNNING!!! SHIT, GET IN THE CAR!!! GO GO GO GO!!!
Quote from: AlienSoldier on August 19, 2007, 03:53:57 AM
IF YOU STOP MASTURBATING WHILE WERE RUNNING!!!
LOL that would be hard to do but so funny to see.
A Completley naked guy running away from the cops, while he has a wank.
QuoteLOL that would be hard to do but so funny to see.
A Completley naked guy running away from the cops, while he has a wank.
That's why I decided if I would ever rob a bank, I'd do it naked.
Nobody would tackle a naked guy.
Not tru!
Ive seen that done many a time.
QuoteNot tru!
Ive seen that done many a time.
Really?
...I didn't realize homosexuals could security guards now...Just kidding gays! Oh, please don't show up at my house late at night and kill me!
I'd take viagra before i did it, so i could poke anyone who trys.
Chief Inspector: So, what exactly happened here?
Police Chief: He took down 4 of our officers and jizzed on my coat before we capped him.
Chief Inspector: Jizzed on your coat?
Police Chief: Yeah, he stabbed them with his penis. The downtown drugstore confirms he bought two bottles of viagra prior to his death.
Chief Inspector: That sick fuck.
Police Chief: I'll say, he ran at me, but poor Johnny took the stab for me and he jizzed on my 400 dollar coat.
Chief Inspector: :o
Quote from: Arkbennett on August 19, 2007, 06:04:00 AM
Chief Inspector: So, what exactly happened here?
Police Chief: He took down 4 of our officers and jizzed on my coat before we capped him.
Chief Inspector: Jizzed on your coat?
Police Chief: Yeah, he stabbed them with his penis. The downtown drugstore confirms he bought two bottles of viagra prior to his death.
Chief Inspector: That sick fuck.
Police Chief: I'll say, he ran at me, but poor Johnny took the stab for me and he jizzed on my 400 dollar coat.
Chief Inspector: :o
rep+
That...was amazing
How to make the cops stop following you:
1. Cut your Dick and throw it at the police officer...
Police Dep.: What happend?
Officer: Someone just throw at us his dick...
Pocile Dep.: Where did it land?
Officer: In someones mouth, now the gay guys think he's gay.
Officer: I told him to close his mouth if you see a dildo flying at you.
Police Dep.: Awww....I wish it was on a girl.
Officer: If that happend, I'll throw my dildo at her.
....WTF?!?!
Ummm.... no?
No what?
Say "NO" to drugs! ;)
Good, because I was gonna throw a dildo at you.
/me Eats dildo
This topic just isn't funny. It wasn't funny from the start, and hasn't gotten any better since then.
Quote from: biohazard on August 20, 2007, 02:05:17 AM
This topic just isn't funny. It wasn't funny from the start, and hasn't gotten any better since then.
WELL then, why don't you just make it funny Mr. Comedian!* ;)
Edit:
Thanks Firerain, you know how tricky those E's and A's can be!
Comedian*
So the other day as I sat and watched T.V. I saw a commercial for buisiness paper, and guess what, they portrayed a black man in a buisiness setting!
Quote from: biohazard on August 20, 2007, 04:38:26 AM
So the other day as I sat and watched T.V. I saw a commercial for buisiness paper, and guess what, they portrayed a black man in a buisiness setting!
Did he chop off his dick and whip it at a cop?
My dick is black.
That means it's big.
Like a mammoth.
Furry like a mammoth too!
my dick is under-sized. and hairy.
Is your dick so thickly covered by your tremendous bush, that only a lemon, pair of whool shears, gasoline, and fire would be able to penetrate?
why the fuck would a lemon be in there. ;8
I like lemons. :D
*steps away from Arkbennett
Are you a lemon licker?
That means lesbian
GIVE IT BACK DAMMIT I NEED IT FOr....
WTF DID U DO? Y U SECKS MY LEMONS?
I need them for lemonade ;9
BECAUSE I LOVE LEMONS!
And they love me!
Here, eat some beans.
:mex:
too late, I secksd them too.
Quote from: Angelic_Diablo on August 21, 2007, 08:16:21 AM
too late, I secksd them too.
You bastard, I'll secksd you up!
STOOOP...you shouldn't have secksed them... because now... I CONTROL YOUR MIND!
FIX ME A CHICKEN POT PIE!
*Makes him a chicken pot pie*
(How!?)
Here you go sir.
I secksed up the pie for you too.
It has my... Special sauce in it. ;)
Quote from: Arkbennett on August 22, 2007, 12:06:53 AM
*Makes him a chicken pot pie*
(How!?)
Here you go sir.
I secksed up the pie for you too.
It has my... Special sauce in it. ;)
That's no special sauce.....THATS YOUR SPERM!!!
Quote from: AlienSoldier on August 22, 2007, 12:09:50 AM
Quote from: Arkbennett on August 22, 2007, 12:06:53 AM
*Makes him a chicken pot pie*
(How!?)
Here you go sir.
I secksed up the pie for you too.
It has my... Special sauce in it. ;)
That's no special sauce.....THATS YOUR SPERM!!!
Shhhh, don't tell! ;)
DO IT AGAIN, WITHOUT THE SPERM
*Makes him a chicken pot pie*
Here you go sir, without no sperm...
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/me VOMITS!
More like American MEAT pie!
:D
*Leventhan pukes
:@
Quote from: AlienSoldier on August 22, 2007, 12:19:10 AM
[size=0pt]or is there?[/size]
Size 0 font is an epic fail.
i know...
TASTY, now make another, im hungry again
:=: *backs away from Frocystus*
GET OVER HERE!
*Back+Back+Low Punch
(If your not a Mortal Kombat savvy...SHAME)
Quote from: Forcystus on August 24, 2007, 11:27:47 PM
GET OVER HERE!
*Back+Back+Low Punch
(If your not a Mortal Kombat savvy...SHAME)
*Walks by idly and feels a sharp pain in his chest, looks down and sees a cable with a scorpian head going through him*
:o
Quote from: Forcystus on August 24, 2007, 11:27:47 PM
GET OVER HERE!
*Back+Back+Low Punch
(SCORPION!!!)
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I'll cut your nose and send it to chinatown...bitch.
ITS A KUNAI BITCHS
that pie actually looks kinda tasty
That pie also looks like it's full of my jizz.
Quote from: AlienSoldier on August 25, 2007, 01:51:44 AM
Quote from: Forcystus on August 24, 2007, 11:27:47 PM
GET OVER HERE!
*Back+Back+Low Punch
(SCORPION!!!)
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I'll cut your nose and send it to chinatown...bitch.
*rips off mask
TOASTY!
SHUT UP!!! Your nose is supposed to be bleeding
aha bloody face bloody face *beats face in with a beer bottle* try fixing your nose now, oh wait, i pulled a bloody Michael Jackson on you nvm :o
Quote from: Ciaron on September 01, 2007, 07:08:28 AM
aha bloody face bloody face *beats face in with a beer bottle* try fixing your nose now, oh wait, i pulled a bloody Michael Jackson on you nvm :o
ugh....now the nose is really fucked up. TAKE THAT!!
Hay guys, what did i miss?
Not much, did you see my nose, I have apparentally misplaced it
"Excuse me do i have something on my nose?"
well yes you do Forcystus...you have bogger, some hair, blood, some pair of dice, a cent, some food....oh and a string.
don't forget a piece of mashed up meat from last year :o -_-
Quote from: Ciaron on September 02, 2007, 11:41:34 PM
don't forget a piece of mashed up meat from last year :o -_-
eww, what the hell happend that day....cant remmember.
Quote from: AlienSoldier on September 02, 2007, 10:44:56 PM
"Excuse me do i have something on my nose?"
well yes you do Forcystus...you have bogger, some hair, blood, some pair of dice, a cent, some food....oh and a string.
yeah, i thought it was a dime, turns out it was a nickel :mad:
im pissed
Quote from: Forcystus on September 06, 2007, 12:18:41 AM
Quote from: AlienSoldier on September 02, 2007, 10:44:56 PM
"Excuse me do i have something on my nose?"
well yes you do Forcystus...you have bogger, some hair, blood, some pair of dice, a cent, some food....oh and a string.
yeah, i thought it was a dime, turns out it was a nickel :mad:
im pissed
Wait, lemme see that. ???
That's not even a real nickel, it's one of those toy currency kids play with.
Quote from: Arkbennett on September 06, 2007, 07:11:24 PM
Quote from: Forcystus on September 06, 2007, 12:18:41 AM
Quote from: AlienSoldier on September 02, 2007, 10:44:56 PM
"Excuse me do i have something on my nose?"
well yes you do Forcystus...you have bogger, some hair, blood, some pair of dice, a cent, some food....oh and a string.
yeah, i thought it was a dime, turns out it was a nickel :mad:
im pissed
Wait, lemme see that. ???
That's not even a real nickel, it's one of those toy currency kids play with.
Don't be confused, its a wooden nickel!
Ahh my head!
Quote from: The.Muffin.King on September 07, 2007, 12:10:45 AM
Quote from: Arkbennett on September 06, 2007, 07:11:24 PM
Quote from: Forcystus on September 06, 2007, 12:18:41 AM
Quote from: AlienSoldier on September 02, 2007, 10:44:56 PM
"Excuse me do i have something on my nose?"
well yes you do Forcystus...you have bogger, some hair, blood, some pair of dice, a cent, some food....oh and a string.
yeah, i thought it was a dime, turns out it was a nickel :mad:
im pissed
Wait, lemme see that. ???
That's not even a real nickel, it's one of those toy currency kids play with.
Don't be confused, its a wooden nickel!
OMG!! There's a key in there....I wonder what will it open?
Quote from: AlienSoldier on September 07, 2007, 02:21:30 AM
Quote from: The.Muffin.King on September 07, 2007, 12:10:45 AM
Quote from: Arkbennett on September 06, 2007, 07:11:24 PM
Quote from: Forcystus on September 06, 2007, 12:18:41 AM
Quote from: AlienSoldier on September 02, 2007, 10:44:56 PM
"Excuse me do i have something on my nose?"
well yes you do Forcystus...you have bogger, some hair, blood, some pair of dice, a cent, some food....oh and a string.
yeah, i thought it was a dime, turns out it was a nickel :mad:
im pissed
Wait, lemme see that. ???
That's not even a real nickel, it's one of those toy currency kids play with.
Don't be confused, its a wooden nickel!
OMG!! There's a key in there....I wonder what will it open?
I'm in narnia?!1