Hi, I'm writing a story and I need some help with something... my main character gets kicked HARD in his *cough* "private" parts, and since I'm a girl, I don't really know how it feels like, so if any guy here has ever experienced that in the past, I would appreciate it if you'd share your story... and I'm not joking, so I won't make fun of you, I just need to know what it's like, like how painful it is, how long you felt pain, and whatever other details that might be useful to me. Please.
I read this in a book.
When you get kicked hard in the balls, you feel pretty...what you say HOLLOW inside, then white acid-toxic things spit out of your mouth, just like when you drink poision, and eventually you die.
But if its a little soft its nothing great, you just get a little..okay a lot of hurt, but when its hard on the balls, you die.
NO I DONT HAVE EXPERIENCE, YOU CAN SEE I AM ALIVE, I READ IT.
NO I DID NOT SEARCH THE NET FOR THIS.
its in a book @_@
you should put an image of an "!" mark over his head then have him RUN around all over the place for like a a min and then fall to the ground. :D
Or...
Maybe jonny cage should give him a finishing uppercut on his balls, so they fly out, and then the words should be displayed : UB3R FATALITY.
It's like a strong numbing pain. It makes it hard to move as well.
I was poked in the nuts with a pin once and I couldn't get up for a minute.
Quote from: Silverline on March 22, 2007, 02:34:54 PM
I was poked in the nuts with a pin once and I couldn't get up for a minute.
OMGWTFBBQ
HOW CAN SOMEONE JUST "POKE" YOU WITH A "PIN" IN YOUR "NUTS"
First person to poke me in the nuts with anything will mysteriously die in a random fire. And I'm not so sure about the running around, more like stagger fall, then bring up the game over screen.
Silver decribed getting hit in 'no nos' pretty well. Also getting hit in the junk makes me want to kill people.
Oh my, I went ahead and did some research on Google and found out that a guy can be killed by a strong blow in the balls. I really thought it was a joke, but it really wasn't... I think I'll drop the "HARD" part of it if I don't want my character to die... :D
Even though some one can die from it, most people aren't stong enough to kill some one with a nut shot. So it can still be hard. Also, make sure he falls ver and can't get back up for a few minutes.
Yes, I've been hit in the nuts that hard. It wasn't pleasant.
Quote from: DangerMaggie on March 22, 2007, 05:20:48 PM
Oh my, I went ahead and did some research on Google and found out that a guy can be killed by a strong blow in the balls. I really thought it was a joke, but it really wasn't... I think I'll drop the "HARD" part of it if I don't want my character to die... :D
No-one listens to the wolf, but finally he's the right one.
+REP TO ME BY ME
Quote from: Gag_Masta_Flex on March 22, 2007, 02:26:28 PM
you should put an image of an "!" mark over his head then have him RUN around all over the place for like a a min and then fall to the ground. :D
If you've ever been kicked in the nuts, you'd know running around is out of the question. It's more like:
:kick:
:fall:
:barf:
Zamullet got mad at me. ;9
i was on the floor for an hour. The pain had gone but it was emotional. I felt like just laying there...
Sometimes just a grazing can be the most horrible pain. ;o;
Umm I have ben hit in the nuts plenty of times...
I think I may have no chance of having children actually...
The pain make your whole body numb...
You get the feeling in your throat like you want to throw up...
You fall to the ground and rithe in pain...
and you stay there for a while taking deep breaths...
If your character gets up have him walk around for a fair bit limmping...
My worst experience of pain was the other week actually...
I tried to do a forwards flip off the highdive and over rotated...
My crotch area took all the impact...
I couldnt walk for half an hour and even then it was difficult...
Ever got punched right in the liver or right into the stomach? It's similar. It makes it hard to breathe. The rest is just like Silverline said, but if I'm not wrong that goes for every vital organ.
Aparantly the pain of getting hit in the nuts hard...
Is equivelent to giving birth...
Just something I heard...
Don't know how true 'tis though...
Just as Blizzard said, when you get punched hard in the stomach, you feel numb, and hollow, and like "WTF YOU BASTARD YOU PUNCHED ME"
but she knows already to yeah /thread?
Thanks a lot, guys. Now I know enough to make it believable. And thank you Angelic for giving such a detailed description, it's way better than any other I could have found out there!
Quote from: Blizzard on March 23, 2007, 09:08:48 AM
Ever got punched right in the liver or right into the stomach? It's similar. It makes it hard to breathe. The rest is just like Silverline said, but if I'm not wrong that goes for every vital organ.
Being punched in the kidneys is almost as bad too. It has to be a good punch though.
Quote from: Angelic_Diablo on March 23, 2007, 09:39:21 AM
Aparantly the pain of getting hit in the nuts hard...
Is equivelent to giving birth...
Just something I heard...
Don't know how true 'tis though...
No way. At least the pain of getting hit in the sack goes away after a short while. Giving birth is a much longer process - not to mention the fact it'd be like a watermelon coming out your nose.
Quote from: Bloopypoopy on March 23, 2007, 10:57:04 AM
Just as Blizzard said, when you get punched hard in the stomach, you feel numb, and hollow, and like "WTF YOU BASTARD YOU PUNCHED ME"
but she knows already to yeah /thread?
i wish there was enough brain power left to say those words when you get struck in the nuts
Concordo. Usually if I get hit in the junk I can't manage any thought more complex then 'ow'.
Quote from: HaloOfTheSun on March 23, 2007, 08:56:39 PM
Quote from: Blizzard on March 23, 2007, 09:08:48 AM
Ever got punched right in the liver or right into the stomach? It's similar. It makes it hard to breathe. The rest is just like Silverline said, but if I'm not wrong that goes for every vital organ.
Being punched in the kidneys is almost as bad too. It has to be a good punch though.
Just like I said. I think it goes for every vital organ.
I've taken some groin hits, and it gives you a bad stomach ache, it hurts to walk, and you just feel like you are in pain all over.
Oh yea no problem...
I just explained the feeling I get...
After being hit...
Which I've had plenty...
More than the average guy according to my mate...
Latly I've been waking up with sore balls...
I think I have begun hitting my self in the nuts...
While I'm asleep...
It's not good!
Quote from: DangerMaggie on March 22, 2007, 02:07:03 PM
Hi, I'm writing a story and I need some help with something... my main character gets kicked HARD in his *cough* "private" parts, and since I'm a girl, I don't really know how it feels like, so if any guy here has ever experienced that in the past, I would appreciate it if you'd share your story... and I'm not joking, so I won't make fun of you, I just need to know what it's like, like how painful it is, how long you felt pain, and whatever other details that might be useful to me. Please.
I think hitting a girls breasts are much the same as they have the same sensitivity. The feeling is kind of sickly sweet and then you get feelings of a shooting pain up the base of your spine. Imagine your eyeball being squeezed really really hard. Try it yourself, you'll get more or less the same feeling.
It is a really sweet pain though...most of the time too sweet which makes many people keel over. I think girls still feel pain while being kicked down there as well, and that is also the same I believe if kicked hard enough.
I hope this is a good description...note I have a very deep imagination on pain.
i slapped a girl's ass, and i got knee jabbed in the balls. I was lying around for like 30 minutes, and when i got up, it still hurted, and i could barely walk :-\ I had sit ona couch with a ice pack on it for a whole day, until it finally stopped.
i have a weird reaction, ill buckle, cough, then run at the person responsible, it was funny i picked my mate up by his balls, he was balancing so it would hurt less, i let him go and he fell to the ground.
Wow what the fuck?
How in hell did u pick him up by the balls with out it hurting?
I do not know... Oh, and there's this one guy at my church who's going to become a nurse but he gave a word to the wise: If you get hurt it in the balls so much you're on the floor grabbing them, get medical help IMMEDIATELY. Your thing could grow wrong or something. I forgot, but it's seriously demented.
Ok, you heard about what its like for guys, now spill it. What does it feel like to get kicked in the labia?
Hurts, but not enough to pass out.
Quote from: Angelic_Diablo on April 04, 2007, 12:05:21 AM
Wow what the fuck?
How in hell did u pick him up by the balls with out it hurting?
i didn't say it didn't hurt him, i said he tried not to slip to they would get pulled even more.
Quote from: KaireiIsORANGE on April 04, 2007, 05:52:29 AM
Hurts, but not enough to pass out.
Uh, yeah some people do, take it from the guy who got his balls stepped on by his best friend. No wonder you never get preggo......
Ain't been kicked down there... a johnny tap was enough. I will by the end of the year though - the people in my class are crazy. >.>
Quote from: Kaitenshin on April 04, 2007, 07:00:54 AM
Quote from: KaireiIsORANGE on April 04, 2007, 05:52:29 AM
Hurts, but not enough to pass out.
Uh, yeah some people do, take it from the guy who got his balls stepped on by his best friend. No wonder you never get preggo......
She was answering my question. It had nothing to do with testicals.
Quote from: Holkeye on April 04, 2007, 06:00:54 PM
Quote from: Kaitenshin on April 04, 2007, 07:00:54 AM
Quote from: KaireiIsORANGE on April 04, 2007, 05:52:29 AM
Hurts, but not enough to pass out.
Uh, yeah some people do, take it from the guy who got his balls stepped on by his best friend. No wonder you never get preggo......
She was answering my question. It had nothing to do with testicals.
LOL, I'm an R-Tard.
I was hit a few times when I played soccer. Like someone said before, it is a sharp pain that quickly speads up and out all the way up to your throut making you feel like you have to vomit. But I remeber, after the pain there was this cool, almost drug like feeling for a couple of minutes. It could be the body sends down natural painkillers and the cool feeling is whats left over after the pain has subsided.
Also, I must have never been hit hard enough, but I never fell paralized after a nut shot. I could always walk if off for about 3 or 4 minutes.
Quote from: DangerMaggie on March 22, 2007, 02:07:03 PM
Hi, I'm writing a story and I need some help with something... my main character gets kicked HARD in his *cough* "private" parts, and since I'm a girl, I don't really know how it feels like, so if any guy here has ever experienced that in the past, I would appreciate it if you'd share your story... and I'm not joking, so I won't make fun of you, I just need to know what it's like, like how painful it is, how long you felt pain, and whatever other details that might be useful to me. Please.
It hurts alot. When it happened to me, I felt as if my *cough* were in my stomache, I couldn't breath properly and I fell over. I was sick as well.
I'm crying just thinking about it. Then again it depends on how hard your hit, I was kicked really hard...
One guy i know once had his ball in his stomach >.<
Ouch !
Yes, it does hurt! OUCHNESS
Mine are back where they belong now though....thank god...
It just hurts. It feels like something is keeping your muscles from moving and all you can do is stay on the floor trying to talk. But not being able to. Sort like that, but not really that bad.
When I was younger, I was in Scouts. There was this kid who always brought his little brother with him, and would make him do all kinds of fucked up shit. One time he told his little bro to go climb onto the shed. His brother slipped, and fell onto a chainlink fence, with one leg on each side. His sack ripped open, and one of his testicals unraveled. He had to go to the hospital and get it all tucked back in.
Quote from: Kaitenshin on April 04, 2007, 07:00:54 AM
Quote from: KaireiIsORANGE on April 04, 2007, 05:52:29 AM
Hurts, but not enough to pass out.
Uh, yeah some people do, take it from the guy who got his balls stepped on by his best friend. No wonder you never get preggo......
dude... it not my fault blame the person who pushed your friend making him lose his balance and step on your balls...
as for a story... i was playing soccer about 5 years ago and we were bee hiving (bunching up)
so i decided to kick the ball as hard as i could(about 30 mph and im not joking we had someone with a radar gun test it) and my teammate stuck out his knee making is bounce back at me and it hit me in the balls... well i dont remember too much after that besides the crowd went silent and i started to laugh my ass off (not joking my dad and ref were trying to get me to stop) i would say it took around at least 15 mins to get me back to my feet so... ya
Quote from: Holkeye on April 11, 2007, 04:33:34 AM
When I was younger, I was in Scouts. There was this kid who always brought his little brother with him, and would make him do all kinds of fucked up shit. One time he told his little bro to go climb onto the shed. His brother slipped, and fell onto a chainlink fence, with one leg on each side. His sack ripped open, and one of his testicals unraveled. He had to go to the hospital and get it all tucked back in.
OMG, that's awful, what a jack ass.
That's gotta hurt more than death.
Quote from: Holkeye on April 11, 2007, 04:33:34 AM
When I was younger, I was in Scouts. There was this kid who always brought his little brother with him, and would make him do all kinds of fucked up shit. One time he told his little bro to go climb onto the shed. His brother slipped, and fell onto a chainlink fence, with one leg on each side. His sack ripped open, and one of his testicals unraveled. He had to go to the hospital and get it all tucked back in.
That's sick.... And death doesn't necesarilly hurt, but I agree... DANG! His bro's kind of twisted to make his little brother do dangerous stuff like that. How old was the bro and how old was the poor victim?
The kid that fell was probably like 6 at the time.
Man... I feel sorry for him. How's life for him now?
I'm not sure, actually. I quit scouts soon after, and they both went to a different school than I, so I didn't see them. I'm sure he's fine though.
I hope things turned out well for the little kid (by well, I mean he buffed up and took control over his older brother). Wow, that was a weird off-topic thing and I still don't remember what I was going to say a couple hours ago.
Quote from: Holkeye on April 12, 2007, 12:34:51 AM
The kid that fell was probably like 6 at the time.
Oh god, I feel even more sorry for that kid. That's gotta hut at any age!
it would hurt less if you younger because there isnt as much to BE hurt
although you all say it hurts and yeah i agree, but if you brace yourself you cant feel a thing seriously (and Link_999 can vouch for me) my mate Tak filmed me get hit full force 5-9 times in the balls and didnt go down.
Quote from: shadowdude on April 12, 2007, 02:19:10 AM
it would hurt less if you younger because there isnt as much to BE hurt
although you all say it hurts and yeah i agree, but if you brace yourself you cant feel a thing seriously (and Link_999 can vouch for me) my mate Tak filmed me get hit full force 5-9 times in the balls and didnt go down.
I feel sorry for you. For how long have you been castrated? ;8
Quote from: shadowdude on April 12, 2007, 02:19:10 AM
it would hurt less if you younger because there isnt as much to BE hurt
although you all say it hurts and yeah i agree, but if you brace yourself you cant feel a thing seriously (and Link_999 can vouch for me) my mate Tak filmed me get hit full force 5-9 times in the balls and didnt go down.
ok of course that is the first thought in the kids mind hmm i better prepare for a nutshot no not really he was problebly more worried about landing head first on the ground or he hasnt been hit there yet and he dosent know to prepare for it...
Quote from: shadowdude on April 12, 2007, 02:19:10 AM
it would hurt less if you younger because there isnt as much to BE hurt
although you all say it hurts and yeah i agree, but if you brace yourself you cant feel a thing seriously (and Link_999 can vouch for me) my mate Tak filmed me get hit full force 5-9 times in the balls and didnt go down.
I had a friend do that to me so he would feel better, he's like seven or something. It huuuurt.
Quote from: shadowdude on April 12, 2007, 02:19:10 AM
it would hurt less if you younger because there isnt as much to BE hurt
although you all say it hurts and yeah i agree, but if you brace yourself you cant feel a thing seriously (and Link_999 can vouch for me) my mate Tak filmed me get hit full force 5-9 times in the balls and didnt go down.
I'm almost positive that getting your nuts ripped open by falling on a chain-link fence would hurt regardless of your age.
I think you wouldn't be able to brace your self for something like that.
Quote from: Holkeye on April 12, 2007, 03:09:28 AM
I'm almost positive that getting your nuts ripped open by falling on a chain-link fence would hurt regardless of your age.
Nah. I get my balls ripped open by a chain-link fence all the time. It's a breeze.
;D You're way to funny Modern Algebra!
Quote from: shadowdude on April 12, 2007, 02:19:10 AM
it would hurt less if you younger because there isnt as much to BE hurt
although you all say it hurts and yeah i agree, but if you brace yourself you cant feel a thing seriously (and Link_999 can vouch for me) my mate Tak filmed me get hit full force 5-9 times in the balls and didnt go down.
That was a fun day, still you did deserve it, i mean you pick your cousin up by his balls, still it was funny.
Dude, I have an amazing ability to ignore pain. But hell even I can't ignor 5 kicks to the nuts. Thats fucken inhuman, dude were you drunk or hig or SOMETHING? Because damn, it's almost impossible for that not to hurt like a fucker.
It's not that hard. But I wanna avoid it. I want kids some day... :-\
Well he was walking funny for a couple of days, ;8
still he's more weak there now to.
Quote from: Mexneto on April 13, 2007, 06:56:48 AM
It's not that hard. But I wanna avoid it. I want kids some day... :-\
All I know is, if I kicked you in the junk five times you'd be throwing up.
No, just one the floor. But thanks for the laugh!
Yeah... Shadowdude, you're not human. One hit is understandable. Two is a little shaky. Three is just crazy. Four is impossible. Five means you were just high on drugs or something. If I was even tapped in the balls five times, they would go like :shroom:
And +rep for Modern Algebra for withstanding having his sack ripped open by a chain link fence. :huge:
LOL, takin shots to the balls well is good for if someone wants to play roshamdo with ya, which is pretty muchw hat i was playing with other people, they just pussied out
A couple years ago I threw bowling shoes at a guy and it hit him right in the junk. He fell. I laughed. I didnt know how much really hurt him and still dont but I have a better idea now. For reasons like this I am proud to be a female.
A ten day revival.
I never knew how much it hurt when I would take a six pack of like aquafina water and smack my brothers in their's when I was younger, now I know how it feels, of course, I got it, when my one brother chased me through out my whole house and caught me after a while, I think I got a black eye, I can't remember though.... :bean:
I feel bad... ;9 And that brother turned out to the the very nice brother. (both older)
Quote from: Kashii on April 24, 2007, 03:03:47 PM
A couple years ago I threw bowling shoes at a guy and it hit him right in the junk. He fell. I laughed. I didnt know how much really hurt him and still dont but I have a better idea now. For reasons like this I am proud to be a female.
I totally agree.
I remember what happened to my friend last year now. Let me recount this tale of nut crushing. There is a long section of trees, and each grade goes to each tree, and we were a bunch of grade 8s so we went to the biggest tree (yes, we were that cool.) But, somone was at our tree! some filthy dyke of a poor grade 7 girl! So my friend, doing what any respectable 8th grade would do, told her to leave. now. And this eventually turned into her one friend coming, holding him at the arms (he couldn't get free, he weights 5 pounds U C) and the other dyke doing three football punts between his thighs. He fell over, blacked out for a few seconds, and then needed ice for his nuts all day, and couldn't walk right for a couple weeks afterwards.
Revived again? Boy, you guys really like to talk about your balls! ;8
Geez, i have balls.