This will, I hope, be fun. In this you ask "What if" questions and the person who posts below you can answer or comment on it. The object of the game is to. . . well this is no object I geuss. Just think of something. Here goes.
What if this "Game" sucks?
Just as a note, this thread doesn't belong here, anymore, i think. It belongs in the forum games forum... But, meh, what do i know?
BOT: If this game sucks, People wouldn't play it.
What if I'll try jumping off a cliff?
you'll die, and everyone will be happy.
What if there will be no TV in the world?
then ill jump off a cliff
what if RPG Maker never was made
then we wouldn't be here, in these forums which would've probably never been made or maybe, Instead it would be a forum on porn.
What if i didn't ask "what if"
Then the question would be 'i didn't ask', and I would wonder: 'ask what?'
What if we ran out of oil?
excellent question. lol
what if smilies controled the world?! :O_o: :whoa:
then those with no emotion would be lackies to those who abuse the smilies! :twisted: :twisted:
what if i had a bazooka? :twisted:
hmm... i'll take it from you..
what if all the smilies in the post would turn into :evil: ?
Then this would be a very depressing place to be.
What if the sky was Neon Green?
then i'd start partying.
whatif we all found a way to communicate telepathically?
My head would start to hurt and I would know what you were thinking. . .hehe
What if space was white.
then, i'de be blind.
What if I was god?
I'd stay non-religous,
What if. . . 9/11 never happend.
then sudarm would still be in power
what if i was crank the owner of this forum
the real crank would be you :shock:
what if i planted a bomb on your tiolet??
THEN ILL PUT 5 BOTTELS OF LAXITIVE IN YOUR DRINK (or crap my caps was on sorry)
what if dogs could talk
they'd be really annoying
What if i stripped nude covered myself in chalk and ran through the streets singing "this is the way we make chicken tonight"
i'd take a picture and share it with all the online communities I know...
what if I was actualy not really (duh) stupid while at the same time being stupid in the sense of wisdom in not actualy getting any knowledge therefore not having wisdom and being plundged into an infinite loop of dumbness?
I'd send an email to bill gates asking if he could help you.
what if i learnt to poo through my ears?
that'd be awesome.
what if everything was made out of chocolate?
then we couldn't communicate, or breathe, and we'd all die. air would be unbreathable, and we couldn't think due to chocolate brains.
what if i was crankeye was renamed eyeknarc?
everything would be gone cause i would eat it. yum!
what if the only music there is, is disco?
Then we would all do the hustle. *doo do do doo do do doo! doo doo doo dah doo doot!
What if we were hooked into the matrix?
then i'd bounce off walls.
what if we were all turned into sentient spiders?
then I would go Neo on my teachers' arses.
what if crankeye.com WAS the matrix
i would hack into crankeye.com and be all powerful
what if i was already all powerful?
THEN I WOULD RULE THE WORLD WHAHAHAH
what if ever rom you could download worked
Noone would buy that silly XBox anymore.
What if Bush wasn't reelected?
then most of the chances that i was elected.
what if there were 100 hours a day?
then hours would be very short/i wouldn't live to 80 :O_o:
What if we're all clones?
Then we would have a huge army ready for nothing.
What if I just ate a pancake for breakfast?
Then I'd ask, cold or warm? Cause cold is quite normal here actually.
Vacuumcleaning or watch a film downstairs?
I would have to say watching TV. . .
What if there was no color red?
then our blood would be clear!
what if there were no languages
Then we'd all be talking in morse code .....
What if teh letter a didnt exist?
A lot of words would be very funny.
What if I didn't have a brother??
we would have peace. . (ALELUIAAAAA)
What if...........................Hitler was never born?
then social class wouldve been much shorter
what if i was never born?
(yes By the way ^^)
What a wounderful thing that would be, huh?
What if my PJ's were not British. lol.
then it was german.
what if no one did invent the phone?
Everyone would have pidgeons to deliver messages with.
[no answer than]
what if there was no number 6?
my infamous number would be no more, and instead, i would have a different one...
(btw, it's "then" and not "than"- than indicated comparison: more than and then indicated time, i smoked and then i droped dead)
What if i really was an american and i didn't give a shit?
(i don't give a shit, but i'm no american :O_o: )
then you would smoke more then you normally do
what if i wasnt an american who doesnt give a s**t
then you wouldn't. simple as that.
What if i was a Dragon that was named Yologgaygernatinaty?
Everyone would call you dragon, cause your name would be too difficult to pronounce.
What if I tell you that Bush did a bad thing, 'freeing' Iraq?
then i'll get myself all the way to the states and kill him with a knife
what if the states in the usa weren't united?
there would be alot of confusion and mixing up (States of America, SA -> Saoudi Arabia, South Africa...).
What if music wouldn't exist?
Then I'd be in heaven lol. :D
What if the number 0 never existed?
then wed count like this 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 11!
what if i was blind
then i could silently tease you and you wouldn't know.
What if RPG Maker was rekaM GPR?
then everyone would call it like that. duh
lol
what if i was 666 years old?
then youd be dead!
what if A was a number and 2 was a letter?
we would spell like this: I 2te A 2pples.
What if....FF never existed?
then i wouldnt be on crankeye..ready for a flashback! one day i bought ff7 i played it and loved it, then i decided time later to help stupid noobies, so i went to gamefaqs, where a person posted a tpoic on what to use for rpg making, a person replied rpgmaker, i decided to get that and try it out, i didnt understand much so i went looking for help and found this forum! end flashback.
wooooooo that was tiring.
what if, what and if, werent words?
Then there'd be other words for their meaning (I'll make these up)
Wote min there was no Satan?
hey, dont be mean i didnt know you wanted me dead, gosh!
what if 666 was a lucky number
First of all, I know Satan and you're not close to being Satan.
Second 666 is my sister's lucky number.
What if we could travel back in time?
then whoever traveled here couldn't come back. and we'de have high teched technology since they'de come back here.
Wote min I was gay :whoa: :O_o:
then I'd hook you up with some1 from school (don't get me started)
What if everyone in the matrix was represented by a smiley?
then everyone in the matrix would look like this 8)
what if, what if, what if?
I'm not sure what would happen then. . .
What if he went to the restroom?
Define 'he'?
Wote min we really had a pool party and all the crankeye members would come!
Dunno what would happen, but there'd be party...where would it be though?
Wote min TVs didn't exist?? :shock: :shock: :shock:
don't even think about it! :shock:
Wote min I was you?
then i'll be you? :shock:
Wote min all the ladies were ugly?
guys would be gay!
wote min, yo no quiero una torta muy grande?
You would have to get a smaller one!
Wote min all the letters would be replaced by smilies?
:hick: :humph: :crazy: :huh:
then :D :shock: :P :roll: :O_o: :^^: :whoa: :o
:roll: :evil: :x :x :x :? ? (translation = what min if crankeye didn't exist?)
we wouldnt be here talkin like this :^^: :shock: :( :roll: :| :O_o: :cry: :x :D
wote min, we didnt have cds mp3's or i pods, just tape cassettes
ehm...we all would have the old fashion walkmans 8)
Wote min all questionmarks would be replaced by an exclamationmark!
then i could write this!? insted of ?!, am i right!
wote min this topic never exist?
We would have some spare time after skipping through the entire forum.
Wote min carrots could talk!
Then i wouldn't eat them... maybe :twisted:
what if all your base are belong to us?
all games would be that silly...omg...it's fun to watch though.
Wote min talking carrots would take over the world!
:whoa: then i'll get outta here
What if there were no bones in our bodies?
We all would be jellyfish-like
Wote min only the beans can defend us against the talking carrots taking over the world!
I'd kill myself.
What if I hacked this site to bits and canceled all ur accounts?
then i'd find a way, no matter what you did, to kill u.
what if i killed Gyromon?
Well....then.....I geuss I would.......miss him?
What if my new car is awesome?
then you'de be less time here, and more time cruising 8)
or maybe not, because maybe the gas would cost more... :O_o:
What if I could drive (i'm 15)?
:^^: you can't. if you could, you would ruin israel's roads!
Wote min bugs were big as humans and humans were little as bugs?
We would all worship beans!!!
Wote min me and Fiestin would marry?
the kids would look like :whoa:
what if i was married to the world's hottest chick!!!
I Wish
Then wouldn't you think that you were lucky huh? *looks at Wouter for his post* :oops:
U didnt give a what if.
What if purple chickens launched a worldwide attack on mankind?
Ya, it was rather strange lol
What if my hard drive blew, and all backups of my RPG conveniantly destroyed themselves?
(Hope that dont happen :? )
You would be mad an angry about it.
What if all the humans in the world only spoke one language.
i would be the happiest person alive, no foreign language classes, and no searching for english versions of the roms i want!!!! damnit i need an english zelda rom, preferably any on gameboy color or adavance, or ocarina of time!!!!
what if................................................................................................................................................................. those dots werent there?
Your message would be so short.
What if there were other planets like earth with more humans.
Then there would be other life.
What if every one on this forum hates me?
Then no one would be talking to you an you would be ignore.
What would the world be if it had flying cars.
I'm not sure but you might need a ladder to get in your car.
What if they made JOLT gum?
they do it pritty good
what if monkys could fly
I train 'em so they'd fly into YOUR window and kidnap you in your sleep.
What if Sephrioroth came to our world in an attempt to take it over?
:^^: then he will succeed. he's got the arab blood.
Wote if there was no sound?
It would be nice and quiet, no screaming kids around me all day.
And Fiestin, not everyone in this forum hates you!
Wote min everyone would stop eating meat?
then we were all vegeterian and some of the animals weren't disappearing
Wote min we had no face?
We had to draw our own faces.
Wote min cats would bark?
Then dogs would chirp an birds would meow...yeah the world would be pyshcotic lol. :|
What if this topic never existed?
Oh, then we'd go to the edge of the world and fall off, like monkeys lol.
What if there was no World Wars?
Then there would be world peace.
What if I went postal and slaughtered everyone and everything at my place of employment?
I would screem and cover my eyes.
What if I get locked in my room.
(What ever you say Wouter)
Well, usually the locks are on the inside of the room, soooo... Unlock the door.
What if I started this sentence but didn't fini
You did... And it has no effect.
What if I wasn't playing this game?
You would be doing something more useful?
Wote min pens would be eatable?
then we would all be in hospital with inc poisoning
what if i ruled the world and you were all my slaves
then everybody will be sad :(
Wote min there were no rpg makers in the world?
Then I would yell and not have anything to do with my life. :|
What if girls didn't exist? (shivers)
then you wouldn't exist :^^:
What if the satan was good and god was bad?
Then the world would have more good than bad...i dont know why, random thought.
What if I didn't exist? I bet people would be happier. :cry:
then people would be happier :^^:
What if there was no school?
Then I would pitty the parents.
What if I cut my hair?
(BTW Deadlys not a girl . . . I think.)
then we'd have to find something else that's always by you in case we need to strangle you :twisted:
what if i strangled Feisten (Wouter would have to kill me lol)
THen there'd be one less girl on the forum.
What if we stopped talking about killing Feisten?
then she would probley talk to all of you more
what if hambergers ate people.
There would be a lot more vegans.
What if fire burned black?
ehm...i don't really know
Wote min bears could sing?
Then they'd be less stories of them eating people.
What if there was no Ice Age?
then there was a heat age and the ice age would be now
What if humans had no faces?
Then we wouldn't be able to breathe, eat, taste, smell, or hear.
What if ... smilies never existed?
people would express their feelings with words instead.
wote min games were prohibited
I'd probably be dead of boredom.
What if cars never existed?
so what. we have bikes.
What if Russia was the smallest country in the world?
Then Canana would be the biggest on in the world.
What if the world still had dinosaurs.
Then I'd have nothing to answer. :?
What if we did not have shoes?
Guess we'd still be wearing sandals.
What if everyone spoke the same language?
then dictionaries never existed
What if humans were inmortal?
Then crime wouldn't be such a big issue and thrills like rock climbing, sky diving, skate/snowboarding and horror movies would be so lame.
What if you were my slave for the day?
you'd probably have sex with me all day ..
Oh good nothing for me, well I don't really mind lol . :|
What if Johnathan Alexander Macdonald never existed? :shock:
Then, I wouldn't have had lunch today.
Wote min we could understand animals?
Then we'd wage war against monkeys and lose. Plus, Konami would make a Metal Gear game based on them.
...no, wait...they already did...
What if we could breathe underwater?
Then I wouldn't be scared of the water like I am.
What if this topic was closed due to excessive spamming? :|
We'd make a new topic and spam that full
Wote min Fiestin doesn't answer my hints?
then she will not answer never
What if humans couldn't express feelings?
then i'd cry myself to death. :lol:
What if Wouter kicked me out of Guild 2 for hurting Feisten and i retaliated by healing all three of us and then murdering Feisten and Wouter with my Masamune in RPG battle?
*silent with crickets chirping*
Then He would Be Dead?
What If it Rained Poo On Mondays Tuesdays Wednesdays and fridays?
then all our lawns and fields would be well-fertilized.
What if this game became a server that was intelligent, had guns, and killed people?
Then we would be dead.
What if there were no country borders?
Then we'd become Mexico*shudders*
What if Feisten got sick of Wouter being over protective and me being over-psycotic and murdered us both?
Then life would be cool. ROFL
What if I was god?
Then No One Would Be Religious
What If Lizzards Ruled The World?
then i'd use you all as my slaves.
What if i wan't a lizard?
You'd be a frog like that dude on Chrono Trigger (or was it Cross?).
What if Crankeye.com was a musical?
then i'd lol forever.
What if lol didn't exist?
i'd use rofl
what it i became dictator and killed you all
then we'd become Zombies and ROFL and LOL you to death.
What if i quit my non-existant job?
you'd get paid to show every1
what if I fail a class b/c of a stupid "binder" grade?
then.. hmm... ahhh... arggggg.. dunno!
What if humans lives in mars and sent spaceships to research earth?
It would be quite a good system.
Wote min I would become president of Mali? (I quite intend to, just don't know how).
then that place is going to become a 3rd world countriy
what if deadly diablo stoped spaming
(would it happen someday??)
Then.. Nobody would have to read the depression craps.
What if I didn't ask this question?
then i wouldnt be posting.
what if RPG Maker was turned into Adveture Maker
Then that would make it more american huh?
What if people couldn't get sick?
then there would no no nurses. (nnnooooo) lol
what if i when on a muder sprea.
Quote from: gongo3090then that place is going to become a 3rd world countriy
Mali already is a 3rd world country, you dumbass
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You'd be very lonely, with no people around you in an area of 100 miles
Wote min children would have beards and mustaches!!
Some have :?
So.. when they'll be older they'll have even more?
What if all continents were connected and making an island?
We would call it Pancreas :d
Wote min jumping would make you go down, and falling would make you go up?
then people will suicide by jumping and not by falling
What if there was only one channel on tv?
i wouldnt care because i am on the comp most of the time
what if there were no computers? [i have to say that i would shoot myself]
oh damn i'll suicide for the 666th time!
What if crankeye is really crank?
Uh, then it would be crank.com huh.
What if white people were really gray?
Then the gray people won't be called gray and the white people won't be called white.
What if Christmas was on summer?
Well it is, in the southern hemisphere it's Christmas in the summer.
What if the world was the size of Jupiter.
Wow that would be really cool, there would be a lot more people and more places to go.
What if I don't get dressed today and just stay in my pj's in bed.
Then.. I'll go to see your pj's!
What if caterpillars rule the world?
Then, well then. Uh yes. A lot of things would be different.
What if my dumb cat doesn't shutup.
then i will beat it up!
What if phone numbers were 100 digits?
Then more people would use IM services, Internet, And Mail...they'd be too tired to dial 100 numbers.
WHAT if...all was opposite?
then i'd be a bird, not a lizard.
what if [img] tags were non-existant?
I got one.
What if everything in movies and tv shows were real?
Then there would be no point of a tv...
What if magic was real and I was stupid?
Then i would cast a spell to make you smarter.
What if humans could walk on water?
then we would all be jesus
what if medabots (its a show) was real
then I would be that guy in the mask! (I used to watch that show)
What if the Mask (from that Jim carrey movie) existed?
Then people would be killed for no reason.
What if....
What if What? :|
ok...err no what if?
what if master of time posted a what if?
then someone would reply like i am doing right now.
What if we all started walking on our hands?
Then I would grab my sode with my legs!
What if the police phone number was 119 instead of 911?
then a lot of people would get VERY confused
what if... I'm brad pitt? (i wish...)
EDIT: actualy I don't wish... it's nice when it's quiet
Then I'll shoot you for devorcing Jennifer.
What if there were no avatars?
Then we would actually have to read the names to know who we are talking to.
What if a smile meant that you were mad?
then i would be mad alot. lol
what if i finnished this what if
Then we'd all just move on to another topic.
What if all schools were like Balamb Graden (FFVIII)?
Then I wouldn't go to school for the rest of my life!
What if the schwat schwif is the schraht schriff? lol
I would start sniffing the snuff... err ya...
what if Bush walked into the golden land? (tri-force home)
Then he would be in the golden land(duh) lol
What if TheRotS fell into a vat of toxic waste?
then it would be TheRotS_Mutated
what if the golden land were real, and when we all went into it we all turned into monkeys?
Then we would have tails *smiles stupidly*
What if mutant squids began taking over the world?
then the world would smell of newly killed mutant squids
what if I were a girl
Then nobody would tell the difference because we're all online.
What if resident evil was real?
Then I would install a house-alarm.
What if toxic wasn't poison?
Then toxic waste would just become waste.
What if the land of Hyrule existed?
Then.. Hmm.. Then I would rule it! :^^:
What if I'm from the future?
then you will tell us how much longer till He returns for the 2nd comming
what if the rapture happened while I'm typing this...
Then you wouldn't finish writing your post cuz you'll die.
What if there is a continent on earth that was never exposed?
Then I would find it and rule it!
What if the oceans turned to acid?
Then I wouldn't go to beach never!!
What if the satan number was 911 instead of 666?
Who said it wasn't, I mean look at 9/11.....
What if I never get my notebook back from that kid?
Then you'll spend the rest of your life crying about it.
What if people started school from the age of 20?
then we would have 20 years of free time before being sent to educational hell. :D
What if we were born with infinite knowledge and never had to go to school?
then life would be shit. bcorse you would know ever thing that would happern and nuthing would be a suprise to you.
what if google ruled the world
it doesn't already? lol
What if there was a smiley that puked?
I'd use it when sum1 says sumtin stupid.
what if someone finally sued google for having illegal content in their engine? (I'm not talking rpg maker, I'm talking kiddy *well you know...* and that REALLY bothers me that they keep it in their engine...)
well then google would be closed and then we wouldn't be able to get what we actually want like rpg resources.
What if police actually caught every criminal out there
then they would be out of a job
what if you were born old and died young (life was reversed)
Well then the first 10 years of your life would suck...
What if all S's and N's were switched?
Thes the whole pontn would be replaced! How crazy in that? lol
What if the words yes and no were switched?
Then people would get really confused.
What if Sephiroth and Feirce Deity Link fought gainst each other?
I'm sure Link would die to some awesome attack from sephiroth.
Ewwwwaaaaaahhhhhh I just saw like a huge spider and it was on my leg!!! Then it just disapeard.....what if I can't find it......omg....
it will come back into your room at night and crawl into your mouth!!!
what if the words you and i were switched
Then animals would understand us and bite us.
What if all people were def?
then i could still answer this as i am not blind
what if everyone WAS BLIND!!!
Then the world never existed since no one will create anything without seeing..
What if humans had no sense of taste?
Then we could smell either.
What if it never gets warm again :(
Then it would be cool since in Israel it's always hotty!
What if jokes made us cry and sad things made us laugh?
then i will say this, your a fat fuck you dont have a dick andi slept with your mum. that would be a strange world.
what if i could spell (lol)
Then you would have a better * key from the amount of times youve corrected yourself...
What if rap never began?
(That would be awesome :P)
then i would jump of a cliff and bring you with me making sure you hit the ground first.
what if i did that
Then it would be because rap never began.
What if there were more than three genders (male, female..)
i whoule hope to be the 3rd one. wait how would we make babys we would need to have 3 somes :D
what if full metal alchemist was real and i was Ed
Hmm.. Then I'll make sure you'll have a bitter life.
What if my grandpas' grandpas lived now?
Then I'd ask them to tell me where the fountain of youth is.
What if life was like FFX?
FFX? Nah, I'd prefer it as FFVIII!
What if people get younger and not older?
We will all be unborn in under 30 years.
What if rpg maker is only realy a myth?
Then I'd suicide.
What if everyone had 666 posts?
Then I'd post and have 667!
What if hostile lemurs stole the world's pickle supply?
Then I'd create another one
What if I was my own father?
OMG :shock: ! THATS TOO HORRIBLE! HOW COULD YOU EVEN THINK THAT!!!! :x
id like be soo bored to death..that the expression bored to death would become literal
what if bored to death was literal?
Then you would most likely scratch it when no one was looking.
What if Deadly_Diablo suddenly exploded?
then you would die from a heart attack and i would laugh and poke you with a stick lol jk
what if forsed dd to drink poision
Then he wouldn't spam in crankeye
What if babies were borned 10 feet tall? :P
then he would spam with his legs
What if the matrix had 10 movies?
Isn't it? lopl
What if there were no clocks?
Then you would be a musical clown
What if I was a monkey? :D
Then your avatar wuold show bananas and your sig will be a banana pic
What if I created rpg maker?
then for some strange reason, I would hate you...
What if the dark Masters instantly had a kickass game?
Then I'd ruin it instantly.. lopl jk!
What if there were 10 guilds?
then there would be less spam
what if there was a giant piece of cheese on this forum
Then I'd make a pizza and attach the cheese to it.
What if there were kitchens in every room of the house?
Then I'd listen to somethin else...
What if I destroyed crankeye?
Then those out of the 1136 members that joined that are still active'd be out to get ya.
What if I was secretly a secret agent investigating software piracy?
then almost everyone on this site would be busted...
what if I was a robot?
l0|0l It seems to me like you are.. :whoa:
What if this topic was called "If What"?
well then people would call the game "if what"
if what L-O-P-L never existed.
Then Assaf and I would both have one less forum member lop-l
What if Smileys didnt exist?
Then I couldn't do THIS!!!
:whoa: :O_o: :shock: :lol: :D :o :oops: :evil: :x :^^: :| :roll: :cry: :D
What if your avatar sudden;y started killing everyone?
I'd run and hide, of course.
What if there were 8923642893642 smileys in Crankeye? :whoa:
Then I would not want to trick-or-treat near you.
What if you found $1,000,000 in counterfeit bills.
Then I would cry.
What if the brownies my mom is making suddenly exploded?
Then it's a good thing you are wherever you are and not here.
What if pasta never existed?
then the earth's tides would rise and flood the earth and...stuff....
What if I became the greatest music composer in the universe?
then you whould never sit agian
what if alchemist were real
This was questioned loads of times... :?
What if I invented a new language? :twisted:
then it would be confusing
what if he ancered my question
No. No. No.
What if :oops: was never existed?
then you would have dont another qestion
what if he ancerms my qestion that he is not doing :P
Then someone'd be in trouble in case one lands (cows don't have a very good sense of direction, you know)...
What if the the people on TV can jump out of the screen?
Then I'd run away, I think it's better not to know them..
What if this topic was in the projects forum?
Crankeye would hit you.
What if we lived in 3005?
Then we'd live in a crazy world where cars are replaced by hovercrafts, robots drink beer and celebrities from the 21st century live as heads in a jar.
What if tomorrow never comes?
it whould not effect me im god
what if the devil was good and god was bad :twisted:
then you would be bad to the bone.. lol
what if rpg's didn't exist?
:O_o:
NO! DON'T SAY THAT!!!!
Er...I mean, their would be no RPG Maker and this forums would cease to exist?
What if the X Box never existed?
then the world whould be a better place
what if the internet was never made
My god I would weigh 30 pounds less.. :shock:
what if life was an rpg like final fantasy?
THAT WOULD BE SO COOL
what if the moon blow up
We'd live in total darkness, and that would be cool!!
What if we were all 3 years old?
(BTW the world would net be dark if the MOON blew up... but there would be no tide...)
We would drool a lot.
What if I killed theROTS for being such a moron?
I would have more posts then him.
What would happen if we had 200 IQ?
hahahah ohh thats funny haha..wait you were serious? uhh, we'd all be dead
what if rock music wasn't so awesome?
HOLY CRAP! Suicide!
If I did your mother?
Then I would hunt you down and shoot your head off and if I didn't, my father most certainly would but with a bigger gun.
What if there was a virtual-reality resident evil game?
I would sell my house to play it.
What if computers were really cheap?
they all ready are
what if school was never made (that whoule be the life :D )
Then we'd all be morons and would lack understading of many things.
what if linux ruled over microsoft?
They would rule the world!
What if water was not needed to live?
Ahhh.... we be all stuck together!
What if the moon hit the States?
then george bush would have no one to blame.
what if god was one of us (from a song)
Then he would uh....hm....
What if God decided to smite the whole earth in ten seconds?
Then we would get in our evas and start shooting...... oh dam forgot this was the real world we have no evas.... then we're srcewed
what if everything was free (including game stations)
everyone would build huge houses that would eventualy cause the earth's crust the collapse, killing everyone in a horrible way.
what if bill gates decided to become an islamic extremist?
That would mean no more windows. instead it would be coranXP blow me up edition or ala98 manslaughter bomber or something like that.
what if the world was made of chocolate.
It would be gone in a few days.
What if Star Wars was never made?
Nothing Would happen
*cough* and...
its quite scary, i was actualy asking myself the same question while watching a new hope this morning lol... anyway...
The world would be overtaken by star trek fans!
What if dinosaurs returned to Earth!
They will become smart!
What if gold was cheap?
Everyone would wear gold suits, but all the magpies would be attracted by all the shinyness and start attacking people.
What if everything you wished for came true?
then i whould be ever thing and have ever power. and be an alhemist
what if life was a video game and i was the admin :twisted:
I would get Uber Hax and Own joo!
What if michal jackson never destroyed his face?
(Uber Hax and Own joo.. what the hell :whoa:)
then he whould still be black
what if the internet was run by me
Quote from: ZxmeleeIt would be gone in a few days.
What if Star Wars was never made?
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! don't dare and say that the wourld would loose it's balance Star Wars is a need it's like water and you can't live without water.
What if the mouse was never invented?
cats would starve, then so would dogs, then chinese people would, then the economy would falter, prices would go up, riots would swarm the street and the world would come to an end. we need mice!
what if ants could think and communicate like us
Then they'd destroy the world
What if good souls went to hell and bad souls went to heaven?
I would actualy carry out my hitlist
What if monkeys had wings and were born with miniguns attached to there arms.
Then I'd tell em to kill me
What if my father is a bacon?
oink??
what if sports were never made?
Then I'd not be a champion in the spam olympics :P
What if I had sephiroth instead of cloud in my avvy?
It wouldn't make any difference.
What if darth vader wasn't luke's father??
Then luke wasn't his son!
What if vlad82 was vlad28?
then that would mean I was 107 years old because it is the year of my birth.
what if the guy that posted after me died ??
I died a couple of times before..
What if I never died?
then you would be immortal
what if i went bald?
Then you would have no hair (duh)
What if the world ended tommorow and I survived and became an all-powerful God?
then you would be exactly what you said and you would have to recreate the world in your image....
what if i survived too and became an all powerful God as well?
That would be cool...Oh no. I feel another twilight zone thing aproaching! Must fight it!
*creepy music starts playing* NNNOOOO!!! *runs away screaming*
ahhhhhh! runs in circle and screams like a girl
what if Donald Trump lost all his hair?
Then he would buy a wig.
What if Bill Gates came to my house and gave me a million dollars?
i would come and steal it from you
what if Donald Trump was my uncle?
then yuo'd do other things than posting here
What if 8) was a diguising nerd?
then he is a loser!
what if drugs were legal?
Aren't they? :oops:
What if "what if" was in russian?
then i coulnd read it at all
what if chickens ruled the world?
Then i would be the Leader of Chickens
What if Kingdom Hearts was never made?
people would be bored
What if penguins could fly?
Then you are smoking something bad!
What if i was Cloud Strife?
then you would be strong.
What if a monkey flew into your house screaming like a banshee?
i would use my monkey remote and make him shutup
What if you Sephiroth was Clouds Step Mother?
Then things would get a little weird..........
What if a crazed gorilla ate your shoe then barfed it up and beat u with it?
i would get up and use Omnislash on him.
What if farts where never made?
then burps would reely stink.............
What if you blew up?
i wouldnt be typing this
What if Micheal Jackson came over to your house?
I would lock the doors, get a bazooka call the army set up a machine gun stand get some bombs, set up some land mines make a lazer targeting program aim it at him, set barbed wire around my house and then activate it all :twisted:
What if a zombie came over to your house?
( OMFG GOOD ANSWER TO THE ONE I ASKED YOU)
I would enter cheat codes from the Code Breaker and get infinite ammo and i would shot him for 2 whole days with a Rocket Launcher.
What if a Troll ate you?
then my lazer targeting program that I used on MJ would kill him.
What if your cousin was your sister?
Then it would change all that happend in time and make a paradox and screw the world up and blow up.
What if you farted and you blew up into a million peices?
Then I would haunt my house
What if you got sucked into a black hole while riding in the woods and being chased by vicious squirles that were drunk from last nights party at the old oak tree that was shaped like a big toe?
i would stop and have My Black Charizard blow thm up with his Custom Rocket Launcher
errr wuts ur what if?
crap forgot!!!
what if i came to your house and played Kingdom Hearts?
then I would know who u are
What if i found my game file!
Then i can play your Demo!
What if i ACTUALLY got a Kingdom Hearts Tile Set Maps and i could finish my KH game?
Then I would play it (request them in the resourses forum theres a pin were u can request them)
what if your brother ate your shoe?
i would kick his @$$ cause i love my VANS
What if you was a girl?
Then I probably wouldn't like RPGs and I wouldn't be at this site
your what if......?
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooops
what if your hair was blue with pink pocadots
then it would be blue with pink polkadots! DUH
What if you where a Heartless?
I am already
What if I wasn't
then you wouldn't be
what it monkeys ruled the world?(did i already put this?)
I think you did. And then I'd smash them to pieces
What if Sims had 234987234796123 addition packs?
then it would have 234987234796123 addition packs
What if games where never made?
Then crankeye wouldn't exist
What if..
Yeah what if..
What if i had 0 # of post BUt you can still see my post everywhere?
011101011010010100110 Error 404! Cannot Find Page!
What if junk food was good for you?
I would be Healthy as $#!%.
What if i was RICH?
You would buy out Square Enix to create a KH game.
What if I bought out Maxis?
YOU DAMN RIGHT ON THAT ANSWER YO OUT If I WAS RICH.
Then you would do what you want with it.
What if i ACTUALLY got some tilesets for my KH game?
Teeth would be happy...
What if people could fly?
i would be flying
What if what if wasnt real?
What if would nver be said a what if question to say what if and get a answer.
What if pie was ice cream?
Then milk would be a Solid.
What if HaloOf The Sun was the ruler of the world?
We would have earphones on all the time listening to his, *cough*, "music" ( :lol: jk)
What if I said ham time?
OMG you did say Ham time!!!!! :shock:
What if The world was alll about Final Fantasy?
What if you put a What if up Halo of the SUn?
Thern i woulb be smar...........Wait i would still be dum yeah thats it.
What if i didnt answer this forum?
then we would continue without you hahaha!
what if i had a beard? i almost have a little beard....what do you call it?
i would shoot them at people with slingshots.
What if i was the Keyblade Master and it was Ryan instead or Sora?
Life would really suck
what if money grew out of trees...sweet sweet money!
*eating dog* hey they do taste good! lol
What if Crank deleted every single post then we all started over?
my feet woulld stink.
What if you saw a balrog walking down the street with a small chiuahua dog.
Then I would say "WTF?"
What if I lost my moustache?
It would be cool mustaces are not good for picking up chicks.
What if your computer broke down??
Buy a gaming system... my cube died too! :(
What if PS3 sucked?
then it would not be worht 400 dollors or 300 cant remeber
What if i was not a skater?
You would but be....wood.
What if I was a skater?
then you wouldn'd be wood
what if the entire universe was being controled by these giant aliens?
Then I would get a giant alien kiilling gun and kille all the aliens and rule the world my self and maybe I would give some to DD....
What if I go to cannada for independant study?
then i wouldn't eat it (hot dogs arent the same if they arent made of discusting things)
what if pigs could fly?
The world would be littered in a layer of crap.
What if there was a show called The Family Pie?
Then there would be a show about a pie family and i would watch it and i would want to eat them.
What if i was the ruler of Kingdom Hearts?
(Like I said...) You would be in the game
What if I was ruler of Crankeye?
You own crankeye duh!
What if i was the keyblade master?
Hehe... cool, that would like you, on the cover of the game.
What if I started talking about ham?
Well lets talk about ham then
What if i was ham?
Your as good as pie!
What if Ham was better then pie?
It would suck cause i love pie but HAM KICKS ARSE!!!!!
i like chinese food!
what if the chinese were the japanese and the japanese were the chinese?
Well then you could only tell the difference by the art.
What if angles were red?
Then devils would be white.
What if the day kept rewinding itself (a la Groundhog Day)?
I would learn to play the piano Jaja (that was a good movie)
What if you were me and me was you ?? lol
then i would be you and you would be me....simple as that
what if people could combine with animals?
That would be retarded!
What if you were a only child?
Then I would have some peace and quiet.
What if my keyboard blew up?
then you couldn't type any more...unless you had a spare
what if Zxmelee wasnt canadian?
I wouldn't say, eh and Holy crap paladin.
What if mangadude5760 was Canadian?
I would say "eh" and "holy crap paladin"
what if Zxmelee was japanese?
He would say a bunch of crap i dont understand
What if the owner of Disney and Square Enix gave me there companys?
i would secretly kill you and sieze the companies from you and be RICH!!!
what if micheal jacksone wasn't white?
He wouldn't be gay!
What if I got X360 right now?
Then...um....yeah...
What if I got a girlfriend in ten seconds? (I wish!)
then you would be a lucky SOB!
what if zxmelee had an internet girl friend?
Then HE'D be a lucky SOB!
What if the girl I really liked dumped her boyfriend and started making out with me? :D
Then i'd be happy for you...
wht if you looked up into the sky and saw the death star?
Then I would say "vlad82...I am your father!" *inhale sound* *exhale sound*
What if somebody was born on February 29th on a leap year? :O_o:
i dont' know but i'm sure it has some signifigance....right?
what if darth vader ws a pimp?
LOL, pimpin' out the droids!
What if Your favourtie video became a movie?
then samus aran would be kick ass! YEAH!!!
what if samus aran from metroid prime was my GF?
You would see her face...
What if Master Chief was 80 years old?
then he is healthy for his age!
what if Zxmelee was really micheal jackson?
(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fx11.putfile.com%2F11%2F30516095229.jpg&hash=46e81a0aae50d1992808deeb9ed4451cf915ec70) (http://www.putfile.com) I'm Micheal!
What if mangadude5760 was Micheal Jackson?
then i would be rich, a black white guy, and have to appear at court dates in my PJ's...so funny
what if google didn't exist?
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yahoo! SUCKS!!!! My Homepage wouldn't exist!
What if I really knew you?
then i would know you!
what if i was an undercover FBI agent trying to catch aliens on the internet...which is dumb
Ahhh... Teleporting powers!
What if I had 12mill$?
then i would be your BEST friend!
what if canada was attacked by aliens?[/i]
We would firends! Till Paul Martin scerws thing up, and wastes too much on there welcome, then they run out of money (Even though they make money) and some other stuff happens...
What if I had a Nuke?
then i would be on your side in a war
what if we had butts for a face and a face for a butt?
How would we wear pants?
What if you had a 1000$ bike? (runing out of ideas...)
running out too but the show must gon!
and the bike would be boring aftera while
what if we just copied the first posts of this game and used them for our own so we can continue the game?
LOL! Good idea...
What if i planted a bomb on your tiolet?
then i would have explosive diarrhea! get it?
what if every one was retarded?
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh.........
what if everything was made out of chocolate?
then i would be happy forever! yet sad because i would be fat!
what if the world was flat?
i would trun and jump off the edge
What if i was the gretest game maker EVER?
Ohh, It would about Kingdom Hearts.
What if EA never existed?
then take me as your apprentice
what if zshadowzero never spammed?
then you are stupid...
1. you didn't hire me
2. you didn't hire me
3. last but not least... you didn't hire me
what if these forums were the most popular forum site for RMXP?
They are what are you talking aobut lol they are second
What if i was the greatest KH game maker EVER?
Then no one would play it and it would be lost forever amid the mists of obscurity.
What if the moon were really made of cheese?
i would take it and make CHEZZ ITS
What if Yossy was the greatest game maker ever?
Who's that? lol.
What if I wasn't sick and was all better?
then you wouldnt be sick and you would be all better!
what if I people turned into monkeys?
the average intelligence would rise
what if I were rich and famous?
Then you probably wouldn't be sitting at your comp. You'd be out doind famous people stuff.
What if a meteorite hit my house and turned me into Fierce Deity Link?
then i'd probably say your watching too muck smallville lol
what if men weren't the dominating race on earth.
Earth would be a paradise
what if god really exists?
then it(?) wouldn't have enough time to even look at planet earth seeing as there are so many other planets..
what if the internet was never invented?
then i'd be 30 pounds thinner *oh a doughnut munch munch*
what if you found out you life was like the truman show??
I would want more money (I'm a famous TV-Star 8) )
what if you were the last surviver of a nuclear war?
i wouldn't get out of home... too toxic Xx
what if you could sell your body for 100kk$ and get a roach body instead?
I would buy a new better body for 50k$ thanks to beauty surgery
what if you would find out that your best friend comes from a planet near betageuze? (hope i spelled it right?)
ill sell his secret for big $_$
what if you found out you become a blood sucking clown every time you fall asleep?
I would say I'm just dreaming
what if the sun will never set again
then either the world won't be spinning or there would be 1 xtra sun.. either way ppl will run around screaming about the end of the world
what if politicans told the truth?
that's an imposible thing and if it were posible I wouldn't beleive lol
what if there was a waiting list to get conected to internet??
i never disconnect anyways.. hail the none dial-up modems ^^
what if you wouldn't find any sort of a job until you are 50 years old?
Then...that would suck.
What if Zelda never existed? (The horror!)
I wouldnt be the person i am now...( it would SUCK)
What iuf Kingdom Hearts was never MADE!!!!??? ( i would DIE )
it would prolly save me 2-3 days in which i would play some mid class game.
what if it was raining burning sheeps?
lamb chops!! munch munch.
what if dracula nocked on your door at 2 am
i'll eat his head piece by piece >.<
what if you could suck your brains out and become the dumbest(yeah even dumber than the ones out there) highly payed ball game player ever?
As long as I would be able to choose when I used this "power" then I wouldn't mind, I would just laugh at all the.....dumb people.
What if they never made another FF?
then ill stop being the only person in the world that can't play any FF (too poor to buy a ps Xx and ff1 and 2 are just..mid-low level games nowadays..)
what if the only game type was 1st person shooter? Xx (scary thought)
i like first person shooters...it would be okay for a while
what if pink was really purple?
then purple would really be blue. lol
What if you really were in the matrix.......
hasnt that already been asked? anyway it would be crazy...i would want to get out of it
what if purple wants alowed to be blue?
Ahh... 3(23+32)(7nx8)+(-12)(56-7b), once I finish this, I'll tell you...
WHat if Pie was a colour?
9240nx+84b-672 where is the rest of it anyways? Oo it has to be equal to something...
if pie was a colour then it wouldn't really make much of diffrent.. you can already see ppl going: "i want it to be cherry-red or sky-blue" and stuff.. why not pie brown?
what if earth was sucked into the sun's gravity and you had 3 years to live?
I would use the time to take a long sunbath
what if there were no sun?
I'd have to buy a thick ass jacket dam it's cold
what if we lived for ever and nobody could die
there would be an extremely high overpopulation
what if everybody would die before his/her 12th birthday?
then i've lived two life times. lol
what if you were a girl?
I would be lesbian
what if you found out that your girlfriend is a boy
:shock: :shock:
I would just about kill myself
What if i Zxmelee was spanish?
i would be making him bleed really hard and then run away saying it never happened
edit: (lolz i was making a reply and i didn't see shadow's one XD, works anyways, right? ^^)
what you had to end everything you say with the word "cow"?
That would be wierd, Cow...
What if somebody wanted to be a Executive Producer in my game? Cow...
then you'd have to tell him "wow you lost weight lately,cow" ^-^
what if we run out of what ifs?
Then this topic would be dead.
What if you had the power to turn everything you touch into chocolate?
sooner or later i'll become chocolate too...(i can't pass 5 minutes without touching myself :^^: )
what if ppl will have dirty thoughts about what i just said now?
(you do realize that when you touch your legs or hands it's called touching youself too right? :P)
then everybody would call you a perv
what if everybody would love each other
then being a perv will be normal? :^^:
what if you were a character in tekken?
I would really suck and always get beaten up by the other characters
what if someone would kill you if you answer this question
then i woul...*connection lost, body never found*
what if you believed pokemons were real?
they do or at least that's what the phsyduck next to me says.
what if link was a girl and zelda a boy
someone for sure had killed ash
what if you were the most wanted criminal of the world, but you were innocent
ja this time it was you who was late. lol :lol:
i'd go to an island in the pacific and live there as a castaway
what if msn was never invented
i would you ICQ as i always do :wink:
what if there had never been a Final Fantasy?
Well if there was never one in the first place then I would have about 300 hrs of free time to kill with nothing to do..
What if this key board never gets fixed?
What keyboard?
What if the sky was green and the grass was blue?
then you were drunk
what if there were no alcohol or drugs on this world
then glue is the stuff for you
what if the wheel was never invented?
Then you would be stuck in your drive way with square tires on you car.
what if I asked what a chair would look like if you legs bent the other way?
then I would say that would look funny
what if we all had 8 legs
we could kick a lot of asses :^^:
what if you could only type in the good old 100010010101010011100 way?
01110000111000101011100011001011
what if the computer has never been invented?
we would be here now, would we?
what if bugs ruled the world?
then no one would have a pc and the world would be sad. :cry:
What if Japan exploded?
then the none-weaponery technology progress would slow down a lot Xx
what if no one ever tried to change the way the cloths look?
then there would be no more fashion in the world!!!!!!! YES, FINALLY!!!!!
What if Friends(Tv serie from warner) was never created?
then they wouldn't show reruns for bloody 10 years...
what if all the girls looked like those freakish blonde girls from those old 1950s movies?
well um.. i think i wouldn't like black/white girls...
what if sun were green?
then fire will be green which means green will be evil and red will be a good thing
what if you forgot who you are and had no one to remind you?
than i would be like jackie chan in "who am i"
what if you lived in the stoneage?
hmm cavegirl! blue wants! blue takes!
what if you lived in the dark ages and ppl thought you are a witch?
i would put a course on them all :twisted:
what if you lived in future and everyone would think you were an stupid idiot cause you only have nowadays knowledge?
i'd become a history teacher and ppl will go "oh wow..."
what if you ate something weird and had to spend the rest of your life as a human size snail?
i would be really slow and slimey..
what if you ate some weird mushroom and turned into a moogle?
i'd waste the rest of my life trying to sell stuff for virtually useless other stuff in some sort of a game i am never even taking any kind of active part in
what if you could feel the pain every time the char you play in any game takes a hit (yeah include fps, racings, rpgs, all of it)?
Then playing resident evil 4 on professional mode would really hurt.
What if donuts made you smarter, and not fatter?
then fat cops won't like them
what if you lived in a rpg and there were monsters everywhere but you couldn't come back to life after death and there was no saving option?
I would level myself until no one could kill me
what if you could feel the pain of every enemy you hurt in a game?
Then playing Resident Evil 4 would really hurt.
What if the President decided to push the red button and destroy the whole world?
impossible, he isn't smart enough to push anything...
what if you were french?
Who says I'm not? JK I'm not
What if I was French?
then you'll belong to the only country that doesn't hate french ppl? :^^:
what if you ate so much you couldn't move for a month?
LOL. I'm not french. I'm a mexican. :D
What if the whole world was French?
Then we would all speak french wouldn't we?
What if my dog never stopped begging?
Then it would chew on a bone.
What if cats couldnt meow or purr?
They would be that much less intoxicatingly adorable.
What if RPG Maker never existed?
I wouldn't be here, talking to you :cry: .
What if you got Zelda: TP right now?
I wouldn't be here, talking to you. I'd be playing it. HAH!
What if Zelda never existed? :whoa:
Then I wouldnt have any games to be fan of.
What if Borongo was a word?
then this would maybe be borongo..
what if you couldn't write a word with more than two letters?
tn th gs wo d lk le ts pt !!
what if a fat man was sitting on you and you couldn't escape it?
*glomf*He*glomf*m*glomf*
What if BlueXx was the fat man?
then i'd be really shocked cus i don't remember being fat Oo
what if we all had dancing kittens avatars?
then we would see us at the next meeting of the anonymous rikkuholics :P
what if there were a law against breathing?
Then we would either die or become criminals.
What if we weren't able to smile?
then no one would obey the law, resulting in chaos and a total war against whoever made such an insane law.
(bah mot you posted a sec before me or something, anyways for yours - if i wasn't able to smile , i would be sad)
what if you were only allowed to step out of your room once a day?
The I'd leave anyways. :D
What if the Matrix was real and we were all just living batteries in a virtual world.
Then I'd be chibi neo.
What if there was no such thing as "what if"?
Then wote min would take over.
What if no one posted in forum games? :O_o:
then this thread (and all others in forum games) would be very very empty..
what if you get payed for spamming?
Spamming would be even more of an annoyance...
What if money mysteriously disappeared from your wallet/pocket every time you spammed?
That would solve the spamming problems for sure.
What if people stopped asking stupid questions?
We would stop giving stupid answers, and a lot more would get done.
What if real life had battle music?
Then dodgeball at my school would be really cool.
What if eating mashed potatoes made you're head explode?
*head explodes*
What if you never got any holiday breaks off from school?
hten i would be happy that i doesn't need to go to school anymore
what if the moon were made of cheese
then i would pilot a mission to get the cheese
what if link was a girl?
I think zelda wouldn't be happy about this
or maybe it were prince zelda :P
what if Linke was an evil?
Then he would be Dark/Shadow Link.
what if Link had a long ponytail under his long cap?
Then he would be a male ponytail elf/kokiri.
What if music was always on mute? :O_o:
it would be very quiet..
what if ganondorf where a hero?
Then link would be a villain.
What if Zelda were a guy? :O_o:
Then Shiek would be a girl.
What if ocarina of time could bring you to the stone age?
Then I would never go near it ever again.
What if the moon began to fall and we all had 3 days to team up and stop it?
Then it'd be a majora's mask replay.
What if all the villains from all zelda games became one?
i would play the ocarina of time to gain xtra time
what if you had a stupid hat that picks on your head and give stupid advice?
(or with other words what if you had the minish cap?)
Then I would rip the annoying thing off my head and burn it.
What if the whole majora's mask thing became real?
i would go an collect masks
what if link where a real kokiri?
Then he would never grow to an adult.
What if Fierce Deity Link assassinated the president?
I would run a party (if it was the US-president)
if it was the austrian president, well i couldn't care less..
what if everyone were born old and gets younger until he/she dies as a baby..
then it would be just about the same as the other way, you need some1 to change for you when you are born and when you are old, and somewhere along the lines you get to your body and mind get to their limits and then the fall all the way down...
on the bright side, old people won't need too much space :P
what if everyone had a chip inside them that makes them work the best they can and enjoy it not being able to choose their work?
that would be fun, cause the chip would make us enjoy it :D
what if you could only see one color?
Then that...would..suck and stuff..
What if the only thing edible was dog poo?
Ah, crap. Everyone would have a dog. You wouldn't get any on you shoes...
What if everyone had a cat?
Then we would eat cat and dog crap
What if i actually got this FUCKINg spyware off my computer!!!?
Then you wouldn't have it on your computer anymore.
What if I suddenly exploded?
That woulkd suck cause your cool.
What if i got this Spyware off my computer and i can actually not have it Screwed up again? (lose my computer for the 5th time)
Then that would be good because you're cool. :D
What i every computer virus on earth was destroyed?
We would be so advenced into the future!
What if games didn't cost so much?
i'd probably stop getting the fake ones and finally get legal software (they are expensive especialy in my country)
What if you found out you could get special powers but for that you had to kill the person you loved the most.
no foolish human will be on the way between me and my supa powers 8)
what if you could steal as much money as you want from banks without ever being caught?
Then bill gates will have some competition!
What if all the wars ended and every nuclear weapon was unarmed?
Then more wars would start because people are too stupid to find some other way to spend their time and money.
What is people weren't too stupid to find some other way to spend their time and money?
then there would be far too many humans which means more hunger and more poor people (and the rich will get richer)
what if we replaced all the politicians with monkeys?
then the country would be a better place!
what if "what if"? try to answer that one!
Forty-two!!
What if "forty-two" were accepted as the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything, even on the SAT's?
Then 42 woud be my favorite #.
What if people checked the dictionary for the meaning of life?
They would find:
life >noun (pl. lives) 1 the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth and functional activity. 2 the existance of an individual human being or animal. 3 a particular type or aspect of people's existance 4 living things and their activtiy 5 a biography 6 vitality, vigory, or energy
What if my fingers fell off before I finished typing this stupid definition?
then we wouldnt know the whole definition...
what if all the rpg maker forums combined to make one super forum?
Then spam would take over the world.
What if all the electricity in the world simultaneously short-circuited and stuff?
then the world would end for sure!
what if i was you and you were me?
Then I'd have a spiffy Kyo avatar and you'd have a spiffy Zelos avatar. And we'd switch genders, which is kinda neat. You don't see that every day.
What if you were you and I was I?
then i guess i would me and you would be you....that simple
what if butter tasted like candy
Then I would hate being allergic to butter.
What if everything you don't see every day suddenly happened everyday?
Then all that stuff would kill ME!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH
What if stuff that wasnt real came to be real but it wasnt real?
The it would be the un-REAL
What if I join wrestling and become professional and kick people's chins! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :twisted: :twisted:
then you will be faking it...
what if money did grow on trees?
I would buy all trees
what if money hadn't been invented?
Then I would try to grow as many money trees as I could in my backyard.
What if eveyone in the world suddenly had a million dollars?
Then i'd be richer than richie rich or bill gates! I would pluck them like mangoes!
What if I say that my dog's on fire
Then you'd better put him out!
What if my refrigerator suddenly exploded?
no more chocolates, or juice or water.
WHAT IF PIGS RULED THE WORLD?
Then Bacon would be cannibalism.
What if bacon was toxic?
1. we wouldn't eat it.
2. We'ed die if we would.
What if heaven and hell had war and the earth interfered?
then we could ask them all sorts of happy questions like "who really is running those place" and "do we really go to there when we die, and if so, which one of them decides who goes where?"
but of course seeing as non of it exist, we wouldn't have any war anyways..
what if there was a proof above any shadow of doubt(and not just theories, as good as they are) that a "god" does not exist?
then the world wuold be filled with non-trusting god people and no one would obey laws!
What if the tchnology was still on the little radio???
Then those people who listen to the radio would become einsten.
WHAT IF WE WERE TURNED INTO ANIMAL-EATING- COCKROACHES!
then we couldn't play on the comp anymore.
What if cockroaches were not nearly indestructable?
then they a) would be totally indestructable
or b) they would be easy to destroy
what if a human would die for every animal, bug, fish, etc. killed by human
then there wouldn't be a hunger problam anymore :twisted:
what if cats and dogs ate humans and had enough brain to be able to fight human weaponery?
You don't wanna know.
WHAT IF.................Yokozuna jumps off a building?
He would survive... until he hit the ground.
What if the entire world came to a complete halt every time Thai Shan (the 5-month-old baby panda at the National Zoo) did something cute (breathed, scratched his belly, fell over backwards, etc.)?
Oh. Wait. That happens all the time.
then the world would be in constant unmotionless joy...
what if pandas and humans were put together to make the ultimate cute race?
Then the world would rock!
"What If" all fishies became intelligent, grew lungs and legs, and took over the world making humans their slaves?
Ooh! Could I be a mermaid princess??
What if "THE GREATEST SAYINGS KNOWN TO MAN!!" still existed?
(where did it go, anyway?)
Then we wou;d have kinda followed the saying.
What if a bull came and turned into a mad scientist, kidnapped all the pigs in the world and shot ROCKS?
Then he must love bacon. And he's stupid for shooting at rocks.
What if I exploded?
I'd clean myself off from all the blood and gibs, then probably try and find somebody nearby and tell them what happened. It was a young man I found, about 20 or so. He didn't beleive in the whole spontaneous combustion phenomenon, but I showed him your puddle and he soon realised that it actually had happened.
A little boy (it was actually a 4ft 81 year old) rode by on a unicyle and fell off, knocking his old-ass head on a tree and landing on your remains. He was knocked out, so he (quite predictably) didn't get up or move a muscle. To anybody driving by the scene could have looked like somebody had spontaneously combusted and an old man had fainted over them. But luckily nobody was around.
Or, rather, there were quite a few people around, kids, mums with pushchairs, traffic wardens, a police officer, and ice cream cone man, a milkman, a bodyguard for the mayor, the mayor himself, some kid with a tatoo that read "L0PL", the Mayor's wife, a ninja kangaroo, a fireman, attracted from a nearby fire, the mayor's mistress, a secretary, a head chef from a nearby reasturant and a man in a banana suit all gathered round and looked at what was first suggested and then began to be beleived as a peice of modern art. They thought this pile of M.O.T's bone peices, muscles, blood, pancreas, lungs (well, one) and a few teeth and an old man that looked like an 8 year old was a peice of modern art!? What the hell! I was going to tell them, I thought. I got up, and edged closer to the middle of the circle of people. I refrained from going straight in the center, as this was where the mess was, but I made my way deep enough to stand out. I raised my hand, though I were back in school, and the crowd eventually drew silent. I opened my mouth to speak-
-SUDDENLY the old man leapt up ~ and blew the hell up!
Everybody made a desperate attempt to get away from the wave of blood, old man spit, hair and testicles as the stuff moved ever nearer. There seemed to be no escape - this guy had some serious force to his explosion, unlike Master_Of_Time's subtle pop-squish. Everybody was going to die. There were about 10 seconds left.
SO..
What would you do if you were in this situation?
OMG! You have a disturbed mind! That is cruel and disgusting!
SUuuuuuure cruel.
If i were in the situation, i would try to run a.f.a.p from the spot in 10 secs.
OR.
I would have said my prayers and prayed to God to give me a good next-birth.
What if men were married to cows, and women to BULLS?
then women and man wouldn't be in the same beast but instead the 2 beast type that are cows and humans will become another 2 beast types that are cowmen and wobulls.
little freakish kids would run along in the streets and you won't know it's freakish cus for you it will be normal since you are one of the 2, it's likely one of those beast types will start a war with the other resulting in those freakish mutants bleeding all over and crying for help, when it's over one of them will become animal-like losing it's knowladge slowly and become hunted for furs and such, it's likely they would also be eaten slowly and there would be shooter games with them, they will be put in the zoo and be throwen peanuts at, later on they might try to takeover and it will result in massive slays, young freaks will be cutten into half and the blood would cover the face of the happy kids that happen to be on the strong side, then it will be in the history as the way they managed to destory the horrible force nature tried to throw at them, and slowly will become a myth.
what if you were on the losing side of a war and everyone thought you are the one who started it?
Then you would be on the verge of being violently assassinated.
What if reality as we know it is actually an infinitely complex computer program, and the only people who know about it are locked up in asylums because we didn't believe them?
then i wouldn't care about it
what if
Quote from: SilverlineHe didn't beleive in the whole spontaneous combustion phenomenon, but I showed him your puddle and he soon realised that it actually had happened.
UMMM... you
do realize that
spontaneous combustion is when you randomly catch on fire, not blow up do you?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Then I wouldn't be alive.
What if 'I feel beautiful'.
Then I feel pretty, oh so pretty.
What if :whoa: didn't exist anymore?
Then you wiuldn't use it in your question.
What if a everyone married SKUNKS?
I'd dread the honeymoon action.
What if you saw your dad in a microwave?
i'd click the buttons and watch the popping :twisted:
what if you forgot where your head is?
I'd be very ashamed of myself.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF CRAKEYE SHUT THIS PLACE DOWN ZOMG
either find a new forum or a new mmorpg to play...
what if blaze really was the best rpg maker? (his skils would still be the same, the others would just become worse)
that would be the end of the rpg genre
what fi making an rpg would hurt?
I would be in severe pain.
What if no one bothered to ask "what if" any more?
THREAD CLOSED
What if Crankeye really was a girl, as so many of us as first think / thought?
Then she would lead the rebellion of female gamers and TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
What if a rebellion of female gamers took over the world?
Then as you said, the leader would be Crankeye.
:D :) :( :o :shock: :? 8) :lol: :x :P :oops: :cry: :evil: :twisted: :roll: :wink: :| :^^: :whoa:
and :O_o: would plan to dstroy the world?
I guess everyone would have yellow skin? Like on the Simpsons!
What if you lived in the world of the Simpsons?
I would kill myself from the madness
What if your dad was a tree? :O_o:
We'd all be acorns.
What if Christmas was cancelled?
The malls would lose out! Haha!
What if Santa wasn't fat?
Then he wouldn't be able to eat all the cookies the kids leave for him!
What if you had no nose?
id touch little boys
What if Ermacrules32 became a mod?
Then kudos for him.
What if I exploded again?
Someone would ask why
What if the first RPG ever was never created?
Gasp!! WHat would we do without DND?!
What if Tolkien never published his books?
He would've killed himself shortly after the failed publication.
What if threw a rock off a tall building?
alotta people would think it is the apocolypes and skipped war deseise and pestiles and alotta people wold go SPLAT!
whatif I ended the world in a milisecondagain...
Then there WOULD BE NO WORLD!
What if Aliens invaded all the pizza,games,burger and TOY shops in the WORLD?
PLEASE GIVE SUITABLE ANS
omfg take all of them but leave the freaking pizza alone ><
heh well i do have a quite nice supply of pizza at home so no worries :twisted:
what if it took you 50 years to finish fable even though it's a 6-10 hours game?
Then I wouldn't be able to cheer because of my age and i would be 100 in DOG YEARS.
What if we would be given super powers and we would've been forced to be controlled by robotic world if we wanted them, even if not we would have the robot rule?
if your age is 50 you are 213 in dog year -.-
The formula is: 10.5 dog years per human year for the first 2 years, then 4 dog years per human year for each year after.
well if you are dumb enough to make something that will later control you, you deserve to be controled, notice how morons keep giving the robots feelings and so on instead of just making them do the work... smart , isn't it?
what if you didn't need to sleep?
Then sleeping tablets would make you want to poop on someone`s ass.
What if the keyboard was glued to the computer screen?
Then we wouldn
then code.code.code/code/code.code
and code://code.code.code/codes
What if.. Nothing.. Was?
Then everything would be nothing!
What if I RULED THE WHOLE WORLD?
Then we would all be hatching eggs, da mans!
What if Crankeye was.. gay?
he would like my gift :^^:
what if a duck stole your crack?
I'd catch him and kick him in the pond.
WHAT IF we were given rocket launchers to BLAST HEADS OF DEAD SALAMANDERS?
We would sent the salamander
:? :? :?
wtf..? then.. nothing!
what if schwanzana was the only female name?
alot of people would hate that name, and... Oh hell I dont know!
Whit if there was no atmoshpere?
Then we would all have skin cancer and look like Michael Jackson!!! :shock:
What if... every computer came to life and ate the heads of the people using them?!?!?!?!!?!?
Then... we would all die.
What if the laws of physics reversed?
Basketball could be played by anyone!
What if we didn't any of these = :D
I would be very sad. :(
What if the world was empty...?
then it would be a very boring world.
What if crank changed this forum to a Pokemon-fan forum?
I would scream. xD But then again I like pokemon sorta. ^^ just the games anyhow.
Uhm... What if there was no spam!?
Then there would not so many posts that there is at crankeye.
What if hitler was alive?
He is in an underground base on a large life suport system
What if I was still alive?
But aren't you? *pokes with a stick*
What if the chicken didn't cross the road?!
Then... Why did the chicken want to cross the road again?
What if George Bush was elected again due to some strange reason?!?!?!?!
Then.. I'd suicide again, uh? Yeah, again!
What if Pizza was made of worms and ants?
id still eat it...
what if i died
Then Swords will miss you.
What if I won 1.00000000000000000000 dollars?
then I would beat you in the back of the neck with a catfish and steal your money! :twisted:
What if I DID beat Ramiro in the back of the neck with a catfish and steal the money?
Then you would be 1.00000000000000000000 dollars richer and Ramiro would smell like rotten catfish for a week and never get a girlfriend thus making him cry himself asleep at night and eventually lead to sucide.
What if I killed Crankeye?
then there will never be any more updates on this forum, and it will eventually die due to nobody paying the bill!!!
What if I killed you? :twisted:
I don't think the forum is paid for, maybe the domain... not the forum.
Anyway
You referring to who, the answerer or Ark?
if answerer... Then I'd be dead
if Ark... I'd take an axe and chop your head off
What if I had a posts per day less than 5?
it wouldnt matter to me cuz i never even knew your posts per day...
what if nintendo bought microsoft and sony?
Then there'd probably be no Xbox and then they'd make the PlayCube that'd probably come to life and they'd kill everyone and they'd escape and leave us to die :twisted: :P (lol j/k)
What if Michael Jackson took the world over?(why'd i say that?)
Then little kids would be in problem....
What if we actually have the face of smileys like that: :D :) :( :o :lol: 8) :? :shock: :x :P :oops: :cry: :wink: :roll: :twisted: :evil: :| :^^: :whoa: :O_o:
Then i wouldnt want to look like the last guy.
What if humans were invunerable to everything but the smell of cat barf?
(Bah, i just wanted to answer the last what if :p)
Then I would kill all cats in the world! :twisted: Actually not a bad idea... Here kitty... kitty... kitty... J/K
What if we were all had to wear those tight spandex superhero costumes seen in the comics???
Then our legs would be.......tight, you know....tight.
Ok, this is a strategic one
:twisted: killed :roll: and :whoa: came to know and told :O_o: who got eventually got killed by :^^: and so the police came.]
Then :D :) :( and :o Decided to help police 8) . When 8) came to know :twisted: murdered :roll: he bacame like :shock: .
So what if I asked you after all this that what was :lol: doing that time and you'd have to answer and your answer would be?
He was doing nothing because that and the other one are different because that one moves.
What if our pets had smiley faces and you encountered this dog: :twisted:
Then.. omg..
Then pets were like aliens
What if mathematics was your favourite subject at school? :P
Then i would like it.
What if the indians won the battles with the englishmen in america?
then id be able to add
what if they never discovered potatoes?
then you wouldn't be eating them :|
What if i never stopped posting? :O_o:
Then the irish had to eat dirt
What if i killed ur mom?
then the irish woud starve to death...
What computer never existed?
Then Mr. Potato Head would never of starred in "Toy Story", and it wouldn't be as funny :?
What if McDonalds was never created :shock:
Then the people of the world who eat there daily would probably not be so big :|
What if every continent got blew up except Australia?
steve erwin would be more famous than tom cruise
what if i was a 70 year old woman with arthiritis an altimerz
Then you would be made fun of by the neighboring children, and constantly breaking your hip
What if George Bush didn't survive the time he choked on the pretzel?
w00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t
World Peace!!!
What ifThat band of assholes GreenDay got killed??
my ipod would be empty
what if someone knew i dont have an ipod
Then we would know you don't have one :?
What if the world was taken over by blood-thirsty, rabie infested, giant, mutated bunny rabbits?
then we would have to grow giant carrots :shock:
what if the world exploded?
Then I`d move to the sun.
Hahahaha, dude, you forgot to make the question, so i
russia, cuba, USA, china, japan, and france would all proceed to nuking brazil
what if spray cheese was never invented?
Then... yay.
What if 8-Bit-Theater never existed?
my life would be meaningless
what if the character sheet wasnt mightier than the sword and red mage never lived?
then I`d be very happy :D
What if I.. wasn`t? :(
then you'd be depressed.
What if I died in a flaming arrows insadent with raining giants?
You'd be executed for spelling "incident" wrong.
What if I were actually a guy?
you'd have a deep voice and testosterone glands.
What if a torrential downpour in New Guinea opened up graves and made decomposed skeletons and corpses float downhill, scare the local population, and somehow end up being thrown about in the sky in Hurricane (Insert Name Here) ?
Then planes would fall from the sky.
What if....?
Then that thing you just wrote ( what if...?) would be spam.
What if 5-legged cockroaches became huge and started eating us?
Then the coackroaches sprayer will do the job
What if :| had no eyebrows?
then itd look like this(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg295.imageshack.us%2Fimg295%2F8976%2Ficonneutral4gp.gif&hash=9f16aac68f64a87e1b04d7d22574222246dd7aec)
omg 1337 edit by me
what if i wasnt a 1337 editor
Then you'd... just... be an editor.
What if all the guys on here were actually women?? :^^:
id have boobs
what if 8) stands for blind people
Then It would have a cane and a dog with it.
what if you could read white words on a white backround?
The clostest to white here is yellow... or cyanwhat if you could read white words on a white backround?
then white wouldnt be white
what if when we counted to 5 the number 4 was replace by the word turkey eg. 1.2.3.turkey.5
Then I would have turkey dollars in my wallet right now.
What if when you cracked open an egg to cook it, a baby chick came out?
Then I'd have mini-chicken, what if I was a mintfresh?
youd be in my belly
what if aus ace WAS a mintfresh? O.o
Everyone would die because I stink. so would you, i am in your belly.
What if VG cats didn't exist?
i wouldnt know it cuz i never knew about them
what if i shot the next guy who posted
Then I'd go to the hospital and die shortly after from blood loss.
What if Swordopolis got arrested for murder?
Then you would shoot me.
What if the world was dominated by Rats?
then that horrible opera "cats" would be gone
what if ramiro was a 50 year old woman living in new york?
one word
EWWWWWWW
What if i never existed?
Then my life (and/or death) would be unifected
What if the comic series what if never existed?
wtf...
what if i did...did...didnt like swords! (omg that was hard to say) :? :crazy:
Then you would have no prob. being a black mage
What'f I was leet all the time?
then it would have been proven that there is a first time for everything -.-
what if blaze was here and he and ace made a great omg best in the world game together?
then the world would blow up
what if crankeye was a kitty
edit:damn blue and i posted at same time
Then this site PROBABLY(for all you xx type ppl who brag on everything) wouldn,t be and if it would, THEN CRANKEYE WOULD BREAK THE WORLD RECORD FOR A KITTEN WHO MAKES SITES!
WHAT IF BLUE XX TURNED INTO A INTELLIGENT,UNDISSING AND GOOD GUY(which i don't think would happen)
Then I'd suicide...
What'f there wasn't a lightbulb created.
then nightwolf won't even be able to fake an idea.
and ace, a promise is a promise, suicide so i can drink your blood and eat your bones so you won't have a grave
(btw wolf, as for your fine prints, that's the problem, you don't think)
what if nightwolf would suicide?
then the world would be a better place
what if nightwolf wasnt such a crybaby?
Then I think you don't know the dif between A crybaby and a Anger-Expressing patient guy.
THe TRUTH IS BLUE XX IS SCARED OF ME, TO FELL SECURE HE IS JKUST TALIKING BAD THINGS, IT'S A FAMOUS QOUTE< PPL WHO ARE SCARED TALK BAD ABOUT THE ONES THEY ARE SCARED OF<YOU PPL THINK YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF ME, LETS SEE<
THE NEXT PERSON TO MAKE FUN OF ME OR INSULT ME IN ANY WAY IS A SKUNK OR A BULL OR A PIG THEIR CHOICE FROM THESE 3 ONLY, AND NO SKUNK TURNING INTO SOMETHING< ONLY THESE 3 WITHOUT CHANGING! BEAT THAT! XX![/color]
What if Blue Xx would just shut up for a while!
if it wasn't for people like me the world would be rolling into chaos created by the ignorant mobs.
i don't find myself easily agreeing with another, but not only that you are a crybaby you are also a pitiful excuse for an ape
i mean come on.. "scared of you"?
i am 17 and you are what? 10? and you have the brain of a 3 years old and i promise you the 3 years old wants to get rid of it.
name one reason of why would i be scared of someone as pitiful as you golf?
now as for your quote, that would be true in cases of jealously "if people are jealous the result is a fight" something like that
assuming i was jealous, name 1 thing you have that i don't
oops i got a whole list:
a. extremly small penis
b. ignorance
c. low I.Q
d. no social life
e. no logic
f. no ability to read the situation
g. no answer to anything
h. no physical power
i. no girlfriend
j. no friends
k. a strong believe in stupid stuff cause someone told you to
L. love to another guy's ass, such as you showen to my ass and my ass is now sick.
M. the ability to make a fool out of yourself
and the list just keeps growing.. yeah.. i am so jealous...
"THE NEXT PERSON TO MAKE FUN OF ME OR INSULT ME IN ANY WAY IS A SKUNK OR A BULL OR A PIG"
"mommy!!!! i need a change!! oh god i shitted in my pants!! big bad blue is being mean!! *cries*"
in that point, i would usually ask "are you a complete moron or are you justing acting like one?" sadly.. the answer is obvious..
what if you had 1$ every time golf made a fool out of himself?
id bedonating money to bill gates and expecting that to be charity because how poor hed be compared to me
nightwolf are you angry at the world cuz you piss ur bed every night? you shouldnt be...everybody with mind of a child does it...it just so happens ur like 10 and you still cry for mommy at night...and next time ur trying to make someone stop making fun of someone dont call them a really gay name...i bet u were thinking about calling blueXx a doodoo head...that just explains how much of a fag/baby you arem, i mean who says "Heh theyll stop making fun of me! Ill just call them a mean name to make them go away like I saw on barney!" oh and i choose the bull cuz im born under the taurus, guess theres no change then...
oh congrats on super-l33t blue
what if Nightwolf had the IQ to actually post something that would challenge us?
I wouldn't care as it has already left.
What if no names were mentioned in the next post?
then it would look like that.
what if we could get those few.. less attracting posts deleted by a mod?
Well then I geuss they would be gone, wouldn't they?
What if nobody here knows me?
Nothing would happen cuz I don't.
Wat if I made a webcomic?
Well then I gess you would have a comic on the web, huh?
What if you went fishing and never caught a fish?
Well, I'd be fishing for a long time.
What if I were female?
Then you and I could relate.
What if people weren't so mean at this thread?
Then we would be happier.
What if I could get a girl-friend, and at the same time, not be distracted from my goal of educational achievement.
Then I would say you can work wounders hun.
What if You ate bannas all day every day?
then i would wear a banana suit and call myself banana man and look so very gay -.-
what if you actually had a use for all those maths thingys in real life?
Then I'd start learning maths.
What if The Satan was the ruler of HEAVEN!
Ps. Third post of my dare.
Dunno, What if God was the ruler of hell?
well assuming such a being exist, which of course it doesn't, it would be the ruler of the planet earth and thus is the ruler of hell already.
what if humans were half as smart as they think they are?
Didn't know humans where smart in the first place
What if humans where higher than the 18th on the smartest earth creatures scale?
We'd be | | that big. Very very small.
What if JKF never got shot?
The world would be a better place (maybe)!
What if Samuel L. Jackson was white?
he would of taken a carer in art
what if you could connect your brain to your pc vial usb?
It wouldn't bother most people since they are glued to the computer
What if this was the only forum on the web?
Crankeye would be king of the internet.
What if Crankeye shut down this site? ):
Then every one would be missed, and a lot of people would have to find another site to post at.
What if the Seahawks win?
I don't know nething about sports so I dunno xD
What if Stewy from Family Guy was ur lil Bro?
I wouldn't bother cuz i don't know any Family guy thing cerial.
WHAT IF........ A BIG SEA MONSTER CAM FROM THE WATER AND ATE THE 3rd TOES OF EVERY GUY IN THE WORLD?
Then they all'd be 3rd toeless
WHAT IF A BIG SEA MONSTER CAM FROM THE GROUND AND ATE EVERY DOG?
Rabies would finally get a cure.
What ifEvil lawn gnomes started to invade...theworld?
Then... wait.. Thats already happened. But they got taller and called themselfs humans
What if ROLD GOLD didn't make pretzils?
Then they wouldn't be there.
What if a barking ghost(dead dog) scared you and gave you the Goosebumps!(which most ppl have)
Then I'd finaly fear a dead thing other than myself
What If I never commited suicide? (Yes, I actualy did it! It hurts to be a zombie!)
than id kill you just for fun
what if ausace and nightwolf knew this doesnt count towards ur post count
then it wouldn't matter cuz I like asking stupid questions anyway... not to mention I post here most the time only...
Anyway.. What if c was replaced for being pronounced 'Hg'?
Then it'd be hgat.
O.k i'll give you a strategy and i'll ask you at the end.
:D went mad and killed :) but :( saw the murder, :D noticed :( and ran after :( inspector :o stopped him.
In the court judge 8) asked :D about the murder.
:D started telling him bout the brutal murder.
then 8) became :^^: :lol: :| :? :roll: :shock: :whoa: :O_o: :crazy: :shifty:
WHAT IF :evil: and :twisted: came to know about the evil :D ?
Then :twisted: and :evil: would murder :D
What if I never posted this?
Then somebody else would've replied my question who's answer i expected to be :evil: and :twisted: sent :D to hell.
What If I Asked Nothing....Simply Nothing?
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What if Crankeye turned (or revealed that he was) a crossdressing homosexual who had a fetish for mayonnaise?
then maybe wolf will rethink about the reasons for him to get with crank
what if everyone in the forums will put wolf's small quote in their siggy? ;)
Then yours would be replaced!
What if I never came back?
it would depend of where you went.
What if it never snowed again.
it? i am scared of it :cry: hug me :cry:
(god not you guys.. go away.. no nooooooo i meant her you sick people.. get lost :cry: )
what if typos weren't invented?
Quote from: blueXx
(god not you guys.. go away.. no nooooooo i meant her you sick people.. get lost :cry: ) This is what Xx said in small.
what if typos weren't invented?
Then they wouldn;t be there and you wouldn't probably ask this question cuz they wouldnt be there
What if :whoa: ruled the world
I would defeat him and become the new ruler.... But a good one so nobody will be mad and everyone would be happy :lol: Then i would take away money and everything would be free but reduced to a limit for everyone. Then I would creat boats and send people into the ocean to start new civilizations with their own rules on islands that they found, and wars boht civilizations would be demolished and if they couldnt do it i would bring them back and give them a pat on the back or trying.
What if I ran out of my meds.. :shock:
THEN YOU WOUDN'T HAVE THEM!
What If Sherlock Holmes Did Exist?
(I thought sherlock homes did exist :whoa: )
Then there will probably be less crime in the world :?
What if there was a giant comet heading for earth and we would all be killed when it hits it?
Then i would go to the Black Base in Anartica, that place has the most magnetic waves, and such.... problem is i couldnt get clearence to enter.....
What if, Whales lived in water and occasionally could wiggle themselves onto land and live...
They might decide to take over the world.
What if you got kidnapped by circus folk and forced to join the circus?
Then I would kill them ith my awsome ninja skills and escape.
What if Someone asked how to make a new project in RPG Maker XP?
Lets just say we'd have burnt pie on are hands.
What if I gave 60$ to Blaze?
Then Halo would eat his shoes. :wink:
What if Blaze understood the never-by-Blaze-understanding rpg making basics,like fencing or scripting?
Then I would eat MY shoes.
What if I exploded again? (read my earlier posts.)
Then I'd prays the hevens that it finaly happens again
What if I was in a homoside ben with a dell so that is my only comunication with the world and I am not aloud to tell or they tak it away and I am very good at typing with my nose?(Hands in straight jacket)
Then I would eat your nose
What if I ate Aus Ace Leader's nose?
Then Id type with my knee
T'if I was a loose homosidle?
i would pray you fall off a cliff :lol:
What if what everything in the world was fake not real but only a dream? :shock:
Then my dreamed be a nightmare
What if life didn't suck?
than life would be still to boring
what if the human race died and u where the only one left?
I would become a clone specialist and clone myself millions of times.
What if aliens invaded and switched the positions of our heads and our arses?
Every thing would look much bigger... toilets would have to be re-invented... I would hate to get diarea... at least if you fart the smelll will travel upwards so you will never smell it !!!
What if Alien planet piercers put a giant like flesh tunnel through the earth and then you jumped down it how far would you fall before you started falling the other way and eventually would you stop in the middle ?...
Not far
What if Canada's flag didn't have a leaf on it?
Then it was simply boring and similar to European countries flags
What if Canada's flag had a green leaf on it?
Some Hippy would have smoked it !!
What if Umpa Lumpa Farms started up... and every house hold could have one in a cupboard and you let the little fella out to do all your house work and then feed him Chocolate chip cookies as a perk... Oh... What if... If Only... !!!
Then I'd buy another cookies, he would finish them all!
What if the Romans had still ruled all middle east?
Then we would be in trouble.
What if the milky way galaxy was really a candy bar?
i would end up really sick from eating it even though i hate chocolate.
what if we all turned into goblins and then invented light speed and we all got into a space ship with our newly invented light speed drive and then we just activated it and ran right into pluto?
Then DIsney would be short of a Charicter...(Pluto)
What if rocks had wings and flew at over 50mph... would we all have to wear hard hats ?
nope we wouldn't cause i would capture them all and train them into an army and take over the world :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
What if i was really able to do that :shock: :twisted: :shock:
Then we would be in trouble
What if monkeys could fly?
and wat if they couldn't ey :D
Then the circus whould be more exciting.
What if Bill Gates thought of the idea to buy Pepsi for x>$723465237465239562356435782 and microsoft owned Pepsi?!?!?!
That's scary just thinking about it. :cry:
Then I'm sure each can would have a microchip implanted in it and Bill Gates could track your every move.
What if there was no such thing as free internet?
the world will be poor
what if there was no rpg makers....????
Then we would be bored.
What if god was one of us? (a song as far as I can remember)
basically he already was...JESUS!!! LOL
what if there was actually one good game for rpg maker xp?
Then the world would come to an end.
What if hair was really made of spaghetti noodles?
everyone would be bald bcz they would eat their own hair....lol
what if the great wall of china was used to keep out chuck norris?
Then he was go kung fu ninja on the wall
What is pewee herman was never caught wanking in the movie theatre?
he would of finally have a orgasim in there...
what if the drink "Red Bull" was actually marketed to be Chuck Norris's piss? lmao
Then I'm sure you will start seeing a lot more auctions on eBay
What if there was no warm water?
then it'll be to cold to pee in
what if Waldo was put into hiding bcz of Chuck Norris? lmfao
then waldo would turn bright white
What if the grass needed blood to survive?
then we wuld have less humans on earth
what if chuck norris had two speeds : walk and kill?
Then he would be tied down most of the time
What if there was no such thing as a good time?
then there'll be no good time
what if chuck norris had someone else shave his beard...when only chuck norris can cut chuck norris?
then it isn't a possibility is it?
What if everyone in the world farted at the same time?
that wuld be hilarious and thw wrold wuld be polluted lol
what if chuck norris kicked so fast that his foot went back in time and killed President Kennedy?
hmmm...then the same thing would of happened, except kennedy wouldn't of been shot.
what if there was no water?
then the instrument the "bong" would of not been created
what if chuck norris didn't exist>?
Then this world would be better off
What if I stopped posting in this topic?
then ill go to sleep now like i want to
what if this forum was deleted and you went to chucknorrisfacts.com?
Then I don't know what he would do with it...
What if I were to really stop posting in this thread?
Then you'd stop posting.
What if I kicked Chuck Norris' cowboy *ss in under ten seconds?
Hackz
What if I kicked Chuck Norris' cowboy *ss in under ten seconds?
Hypothetical. You couldn't so it's not an issue.
What if rabbits were orange and neon green?
They wouldn't get hit by so many cars...
What if it rained Money ? (Apart from The UK being the best place to live ever cuz it rains here all the time)
Money wouldn't be worth anything anymore. :(
What if silverline and crankeye had babies?
They kinda have... this Forum...
What if BlueXx and Blaze ever met in person... who's head would role first ?
I'd say blaze would try to hit blue, but just in a nick of second, blue must've already kicked him.
And Blaze's head would roll upm, cuz he just doesn't understand blue.
What if...........blue became blaze and vice-versa? LOL!
Then we would be living in bizzaro world.
What would happen if Odin and Jesus fought?
Well if Jesus was walking on water at the time and Odin throw a lightning bolt Jesus would be Toast !!!!.... Ha Feed that to the hungry Odin would cry...LOL
What If I was the next Son of God ?
Then I'd kill you, I hate good people who are related to G*D
What if the old days of crankeye came back? :roll:
Then we'd have a huge party.
What if Bob Dole joined the Crankeye forums?
I guess he will have this as his Ava
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What if you was teleported to a dimension inhabited by flesh eating snails and you was being consumed slowly...?
I'd have escargo
What if we had no eyes?
Then we would have evolved to use sonar or smell...
What if the Sky fell down ?
Then the entire earth would end as we know it
What if there was such thing a giant sea monkeys?
Sea Monkeys are real... as for giant ones there real too... like every creature you get big ones and small one...LOL
What if Snow was hot... would it melt before it hit the ground ?
If snow was hot I'm not quite sure if it would snow...because all snow is, is crystallized rain.
What if George Bush was a good American president?
Then no one would complain about him I guess.
What if some one found a way to turn turds to gold.
then I would be the first one to find out that secret
What if there was no food and all we had to eat was each other?
The women would be eaten 1st.... then I would loose the will to live...
(The gold Turd thing... thats easy... Eat LOADS of sweet corn...)
What if you was reincarnated as a snail what colour shell would you have ?... (I would go for See-through so Birds could not spot me... but then I would look like a slug... a lesser form of creature...)
Blue...it's my favourite color
What if chickens were the size of elephants?
Then people who eat them would be very fat
What if there were 3 suns in our solar system?
Then it would be light all day long
What if there was no such thing as paper?
than we would have to write on teh walls
what if u where hacked buy chuck norris?
I don't think he's smart enough
What if roses smelt like farts?
than id bomb my school with them
what if the mods told you to STFU
then I would tell them to stfu
What if George Bush wanted to have sex with your mother?
I'd be surprised.
What if you were immortal?
Then I would run in front of a train just to see
What if food had no flavour?
you might as well eat shit
what if u god hit by a car,lighting,and a dime and lived?
I'd be pretty messed up
What if Chuck Norris wore women's clothing?
then bruce willis would call him his woman
what if chuck norris created the internet to put all his porn on it?lmao
that id make a song about him being gay
what if your feet exploded
then chuck norris would rule the world lol
what if chuck norris went to a gym and when he was done, it felt like it was raped?
than ZOMG WEEEOW WEEEOW
what if you got ran over by a panda
Then Chuck Norris would kill it
What if chuck norris played in the Wizard of Oz?
then youd have to follow the broken by a round house kick road
whhat if you where raped by the devil
then it would be called "No Wizard, but Chuck Norris"
what if everyone wuld start makin jokes including chuch norris?
The Chuck Norris would get very upset
What if Chuck Norris was really a purple, polka dotted little sissy elephant?
then chuck norris wouldn't be chuck norris
what if everyone in this forum went to chucknorrisfacts.com(go to it, it's funny lol)
he'd be barneys brother
what if mj wasent gay
Then we would all get a kick out of it.
What if Chuck Norris wore pretty pink underwear?
Quote from: kaigen20then chuck norris wouldn't be chuck norris
what if everyone in this forum went to chucknorrisfacts.com(go to it, it's funny lol)
do mine first
I did
than crankeye would implode
what if i got hit by a car
i woulod be like that suxx...oh well..sorry don't know ya
but what if chuck norris got hit by a car
???
the car would be blown away before it hit him
what if blaze got hit by a car?
I'd back over him to make sure people would stop the whole Chuck Norris thing
What if Marduk came out of the sky and started kicking total *ss?
the world would be safe, and chuck the norris would have kept his weiner for his new drink...."moster" energy drink...with a special ingredient his piss
what if chuck norris was teh only one to count to infinite...twice?
tahn id say zomg tis teh end of world
what if satan hit you with a car
holy fudge....i wuld of blown his brains away with my nipple gun to stop him hahahahahaha........shazzam
what if ...the words what if meant different things?
i would say yah man
what if blaze wasent stupid?
That is an impossibility
What if Chuck Norris was Blaze? :whoa:
that's impossible....
what if white peopole were slaves nad the black people were the slave owneres
Then America would of had a white civil war?
What if Chuck Norris was really a brand of golf bag?
than i would say ,jkjjfjgkgkjgkg gjbbjfjfjdjjhwtfhbhhbjbfjbfg
what if i was punched in the face by blaze for being straight
you're gay or bi....omgosh...lol...ummmmmmmmmmmm
what if chuck norris saw us posting jokes about chuck norris....??????????????????????
he'd kill us
what if me kaigen and viper where shot by chuck norris in our legs?
he would go all killer on us
What if Chuck Norris never played in Walker: Texas Ranger?
than he would never kill again
what if all teh schools in teh world blew up
that impossible bccz that show is named after him....he never runs...he only walks...lol
what if chuck norris was our bodyguard
than i would never get beat up
what if blaze wasent gay?
omgosh...blaze is gay or bi....ummm...lol
what if chuckn norris was black
than blacks would rule the world
what if freddy krugar atacked chuck norris
f*K chuck norris would rape his ass...and then he would kill him...and people would have bad dreams of chuck the norris.
what if chuck norris was gay
omg!!1!!
what if your tv blew up
I don't have a tv
What if Chuck Norris was dead?
I'd be happy.
What if people realised the Chuck Norris fad isn't funny.
than he wouldent exist
what if what if?
then you get no answer.
What if your head fell of from an "Invisible" force?
Id be in pain.
What if all the topics in this forum got locked?
id go wAHAHAHAHhhahahHahaHHAhahAHahAHahAHhaaHHY WTF NOT TEH GAMES
what if god didnt exist
The christain concept of god doesn't exsist because it's an un-natural religion, blah, blah, blah... I don't want to start discussing pagan philospy and theology in the post
What if I got dumber?
i may have to actully send you to vahalla than
what if i could dance
You wouldn't be gay.
What if I was mod?
Then we would have a much needed additional mod.
What if computers were edible?
than there would be no computers
what if i got hit by a shoe,bird,pig,chicken nugget,and a penny and lived?
Then ide scream at the top of my lungs "There is a god!!!" (But there really isn't)
What if this smileys eyes popped out right..Now :shock:
id eat em cause im hungry or call the Pure white boobies
what if i ate my arm whole and it reappeared
I would call you Piccolo, crazy namekian!
What if God came down and punished those who said He didn't exist?
than i would probably die
what if i was teh devil
I would go tell Jesus!
What if I was owner of Newgrounds?
than id tackle you and kill you for owner ship
what if I WAS THE OWNER of newgrounds
I would never type that into my address bar again. =P
What if I ruled the world?
id form a resistance with my fellow fourm people and take you down
What if i was a super spam n00b and flaming idiot like blaze?
Then i'd know I was dreaming coz no-one can be stupid enough to be worse then Blaze!
What if I never returned to this forum?
Who the hell cares lol
What if I was the owner of google?
than google may be hell
what if i was relly a bird
Then you couldn't be typing on here.
What if there were no cats?
than thered be no way to terrerize my pet cock(lol cock)a2
what if i was mentaly retarded?
Then you couldn't pass SAT.
What if I got married tomorrow?
Then you'd be married.
What if I was really Thor?
than i would smite thee with my godly god powers
what if i was hit by a car again
then Pain.
What if all my childhood toys came out and attacked you all.(I seriously dont remember where they are anymore :| )
I'd use my mind control powers and make them attack you.
What if I did what I said above? /\
Then i would beg for mercy
What if everyone died except me?And i was immortal So i would never die.
Then you would be eternally alone on this earth.
What if I didn't really live on this planet?
Mars has great internet conecctions!
What if PS3 never came out?
then japan would get bombed for not letting it come out
what if the xbox 360 had games like final fantasy, breath of fire, etc.
than japan would like it more
what if i caught on fire?
Then you would burn up =/
What if Japan suddenly liked the Xbox360 for NO reason at all?
then they would be called americans bcz only americans like xbox 360...lol
what if japan never made the role playing games we play today
zomg how would i live?????????
what if the japan's never made sonic?
I couldn't have wasted those few hours I played it all those years ago. (Not dissing sonic, just not my style of game)
What if RPGMaker was never created?
then most of or probably all of us would not be here
what if 1337's where n00bs
Oh MY GOD! btw it will happen( blaze is an expert ya know :lol: )
What if...there were no..SMILIES!
there would be no expressions
what if i was :shock: all day long?
Then we would be like :O_o:
WHAT IF.........................................................................................................hehe......what?
What if What ?... Yeah if What was What, then What would What be...?
Enough of that shite...LOL
What if the Sun was Black...?
Would we have black light... like in night clubs.... or would the world be dark... What if...?)
Then light would be black, and darkness would be bright, lol.
What if there was an asteroid the size of Jupiter coming straight for the Earth?
Humm... Then Bruce Willis and some Oil rig dudes would get in a space ship fly up to it, drill it and blow it to bits... DUH !!! LOL
(No Seriously good question)....
I think I would 1st Shite my-self... 2nd Steal a Top of the range sports car... 3rdly try every drug going (not all at once)... 4thly Tell every Female I love em and sleep with as many as I can... Then I think I would die, from the earth blowing up !!!!
What if we all had Giant ears like elephants...?
Imagine the ear muffs... LOL
It probably wouldn't look as bad as giant mouths.
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What if he wanted to kiss you
(Apparently I was not the only one who watched Armaggedon the otehr day, lol)
I would run as far and as fast I can away from him!!!!
What if he wanted to eat you?
I'd whip out a shot gun and gun old mega mouth down.
What if Jesus was a typo and he was really named Jebus?
than he would be the gee bus
what if i was a mega 1337 spammer
Then all of the interweb would bow before your mighty power.
What if I bought the real Mjolnir at a yard sale?
If that is the armor from Halo, then I would have to call you Uber Chief! =P
What if I was stronger then Master Chief, even with his all his super steroids enhancers?
Then sephiroth will still kick your ass
What if I exploded AGAIN?!?
There he goes again... blowing up again?!
What if we were gaints compaired to aliens.
Then they probably wouldn't be able to take over earth.
What if Earth exploded?!?
Then we'll all be pretty screwed.
What if hover cars were to be invented in a day?
Then I wouldn't want one due to the chance of rushed manufacture... they might explode! =P
What if Infants flew airplanes better then any adult did?
than id hit a plain with a car
what if i was 4000 years old and lived
You'd be sitting on a chair..searching for ur false teeth set... :lol:
What if...Dwarra turned bad in mapping..somehow?
Seriously, I wouldn't care :^^:
What if you lost all your teeth?
At least this horrible toothache would be gone! :O_o:
What if caffeine was good for you?
holy crap...it already is for me
what if this forum was deleted
then we would have nothing to do. =P
What if the internet suddenly was deleted?
The world would end.
What if Ciggerettes were good for you?
Smoking WOULD be cool...
What if I was a zombie that ate people's brains through the modem? (don't ask how...)
I would shut off my modem and prey for mercy the aliens monster dont come after me... :twisted:
What if I went up to the pope and said.."GOD ISN'T REAL!"
well he is reall and he would slap you in the face making you not crazy anymore
what the pope was the president of the usa
We'd all be Catholic.... :evil:
What if there were no evil sects and religions, only Christianity?
that's fine with me...the world would be safer....heheeh im from indiana too lol
what if there were no such thing called noobs
There would be no such thing as gods!
what if i gave a s***?
then you wouldnt care if i did this would ya *punches arm 5 times*
What if men had 5 heads
we would look kind of weird, and would have to have good balance...
What if the United States ruled the world?
I would shoot myself
What if video games NEVER exsisted
For the 30th time, nothing.
What if you lost your job?
What job?? :O_o:
What if burgers could eat you?
Then the saying "Eat it, before it eats you" would be right.
What if dogs were the common meat to eat, rather then chicken?
I would be vegetarian
what if the final fantasy series was a common hentai?
tan i would have to secretly play/look
what if i was ghost?
I wouldnt care....i dont even know where u live...
WHAT IF.....it rainwedbig slimy GOOOBAALLS?
Then I would pop a bunch of car tires so people would have to walk home in it! :twisted:
What If the bunny in my avatar became a serial killer?
Then he'd become buddies with the Yakuza.
What I shot the sherrif but didn't shoot the deputy?
You would make a really bad song about it.
What I bought a bike?
lol u said bike (jk)
what if i was bond... james bond
I'd ask for a martini.
What if Mental killed himself?
Dude your a dumb ass..
Duh ide die. But i hate you too much to kill myself and not make you suffer.
What if Panther killed himself?
then he would be dead
What if the universe was about to implode
Then a second later it would explode.
What if I was 100 times older than I am now?
than ud be old as dirt
what if i WTFish all the time
Then every one would be confused.
What if Cthulu was my dad?
Cthulu would be your dad.
What if The government cencured the words "What the fuck?!" And replaced them with "Wheres The Food?"(WTF Wheres The Food?!)
then I'd have too kill you.
What if a new RPG Maker came out?!?!
Then I have to switch again bcuz I can't stand not having the newest.
What ifI was a girl :p
Ughh you didn't know they were making RPG 2K6(Aka.English 3d rpg maker)?
and umm.Youde be a girl(Sorry you posted a second before me)
What if panther was a democrat?
The world would end.
What if Janet Reno ate the moon?
than thered be no moon
what if i commited a homicide on blaze (murder him)
clap*clap plz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what if blaze was never alive lol
then we wouldent know him would we.
what if everyone in the world was a hacker.
Everyones computers would be fucked!
What if everyone in the world begun to speak french?
then everyone would be gay..
what everyone in the world spoke chinese
1/5 of the world does anyway. Wouldn't be that bad.
What if you had to go to the nut house?
we would bust u out.
what if dogs didnt exsist.
then id be ok im a cat person
what if captin picard was god
Then the world would be a battlefield...
What if a battleship crashed into the White House?
then i would laugh at George Bush
What if the world was about to explode in 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2
Who cares? God would make another one!
What if I spoke Chinese Simplified as my native language?
dude that's sweet...teach me some chinese lol serioulsy
what if the world didn't have saddam husein born
Then millions of people would be alive DUH.
What if.. I couldn't think of what to say.Like i cant right now?
Then it would just be the Satus Quo.
What if Micheal Jackson and Richard Simmons had babies?
Are you sure you want to know?
What if the forums were called Crankeye's Fruity Pebbles?
Then I wouldn't have joined it.
What if this weren't the 1000th post in this topic?
then it wouldn't be the 1000th post of this topic.
What if I was cool???
You wouldn't be here! You be hanging out with Jackson right here! (I'm Jackson)
What if I was a firefighter?
You would put out fires... =P
What if I was a member of S.W.A.T???
I would quit. LOLz.
What if I had pie?
id eat it.
what if i owned enterbrain?
Then we would worship you instead of enterbrains owner.
What if..The next post was the udmbest piece of shit ever written
id post it then.
what if i was rich?
Then Crankeye would ban you cuz he doesn't allow rich guys here.
What if I didn't have to pick my younger brother from his kinder-garden now?
He'd be stranded the he'd get raised by wolves.
What if Goku and Superman fought?
They'd make a movie about it.
What if I was 9 feet tall?
that would be sweet
what if you were 16 feet tall
He would be the tallest human EVER!!!
What if Vegeta was really a girl???
Then finally there would be a reason to watch DBGT!
What if Zxmelee was.. 1.5 feet tall (or short that it is?) lol
Then he would be really small.
WHAT IF my lip did this :lol: all the time???
We'd call mr.LOL!
What If LOL!
LOL would!
What if I could melt your heart? (and don't say 'we'd never be apart' lol)
Then I would die.
What if TheRotS was 13 feet tall?
I would break his knee caps with a golf club so he was small again!
What if crankeye gave his admin status to me?
The Ragnarok would happen.
What if I was a porn star?
( :roll: I really am 13 feet tall)
Then.. I don't know, go ask a girl or something. They like it
O que se Crankeye n
then he wouldnt be..duh :lol: [/size[
WHAT IF....TheRots was 13 feet tall, like he said,which i didnt belive!
We would need bigger guns.
What if the world ended yesterday?
Then I would laugh down on you from heaven while you all burn in hell, HUAHUAHUA!
What if this world isn
Then when(if i tried) to kick u,a thousands of u would come and ill cling from a poll and go kicking in circles!
What if...I hypnotized all of YOU!
Then I would kill myself, b4 it
Then You'd go to Valhalla and hang out with awesome Vikings.
What if Mental was a girl?
*throws up*
What if I had Dunkaroos?
Then I'd steal them 8)
What if the world was just a tiny speck of sand on a vast beach?
Then it would be like "MIB 2"'s big our world is just a locker in a HUGE locker room...
WHAT IF ZXMelee changed his Avvy and Sig everyday???
then he willl run out of idea's fast.
What if girls find gamers sexy?
I would be Cassanova
What if crankeye was insane?
Then ppl like ermacrules would return.
What if...HOLY DONKEYS CAME TO THE er umm...EARTH?
I would move to Mars.
What if we were visited by an aggressive Alien Race?
ID go to mars :wink:
What if the world was square....?
That would be weird, lol...
WHAT IF I was an ArcAngel???
edit:- i and blizzard posted at same time so erm like i wont answer i answered but lemme keep his thing ok...and fine..
Then we would have round dices.
What if Microsoft takes over the world with this (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Microsoft) (scroll down til ROBOT ARMY)
HOHO LOL!
What if What?
Then we would know the meaning of life
What if Bill Gates was caught using Linux or a Mac Computer
This:
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What if we knew the meaning of life..,.
then we would kill ourselves
what if we were trapped inside a gaming world
Aren't We.
What if A Giant Robot Named Destructo came to destroy the world?
then we would be saved by Doctor Chaotica
What if we ran out of ideas
Haven;t we?
What if we have?
then all we do is copy
What if he kept copying stuff?
Then this would get pointless.
What if I ate six pounds of Jello pudding?
DIET TIME FOR YOU FUMANNCHU!
What if I?
you get a ..
What if cheeze its didn't exist!!!(FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW...ALL I EAT IS FREAKIN CHEEZEITS!)
You would starve.
What if Dick Cheney was The Terminator?
then arnold schwarzeneggar wasn't senator of California.
What if america got blown up by aliens...
Then Some guy would run around naked screaming, 'I told you so!'.
What if He-Man, Optimus Prime, Spider Man, The Incredible Hulk, Goku, Shaft, and Superman fought to the death?
:mrgreen:
Quote from: FuMannChu on April 11, 2006, 02:11:47 PM
Then Some guy would run around naked screaming, 'I told you so!'.
What if He-Man, Optimus Prime, Spider Man, The Incredible Hulk, Goku, Shaft, and Superman fought to the death?
:mrgreen:
Goku would kick ass. Superman is weak against cryptonite, He-Man can
then this would world would turn upside down and everyone would turn crazy..
what if the whole world just started to mosh!
then i would knock you all on ur ass
what is god came to earth and poked you in the eye
I would ask: "Why me and not mental?!"
What if he -> :mrgreen: would leave?
Your signature would be empty.
What if shaft died?!?!
then chuck norris would take over his part.. but be called Chaft
What if the site got haxxored again?
what if you couldn't post in this section
Then you would be horribly wrong.
What if :fred: suddenly disappeared?
There world would be a very different place.
What if all of us suddenly spoke Spanish rather than portugeuse?
Cada uno tendrÃa que aprender español, y después pueda entenderse español quebrado. El mundo llegó a ser completamente confuso, pues terminarÃamos encima subconsciente de llevar la lengua española en la vida verdadera, que significa que cada una tendrÃa que aprender español también. El inglés llegó a ser tan vacÃo como las idiomas de los cteres del Tercer Mundo, la tierra se convirtió en manera tensionada también, y romperÃamos eventual órbita y la vela en el sol.
What if I had posted this in English?
I probably wouldn't have read it anyway.
What now if Dox (Blaze) went from infamous to famous within the next hour from this post?
One word: Apocalypse.
What if...
Then I'd be drinking again which I is.
What if... WELCOME TO DYING!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Then DragonForce would obliterate Blind Guardian.
What if Arrow wasn't a homosexual?
He'd post saying so.
Not really gay, was just a joke.
I'm fine with you joking about it, I just want you to know for future reference.
What if the duck hunt dog owned you?! :dog: :kfc: WITH A BUCKET OF CHICKEN?!
I don't fail, so he won't.
What if Arrow takes me way too seriously and that I realize he's not gay yet his need to post after me will do him harm for a good while?
...Then I would have a completely different outlook on this situation then wouldn't I?
OMG HARMED LOL
What if toothbrushes were called teethbrushes?
Then we'd be looking forever to find some teethpaste.
What if Penn had beaten Hughes tonight in UFC 63?
UFC is weird...they always seem to be...humping eachother.
What if?
Well, obviously it
What if Drew Carey was skinny?
This world would implode.
What if Greg Proops was even finnier?
Finntroll would have a run for their money.
What if I never stopped looping the sentences in that topic?
Things would get very...loopy. Then square, then salsa.
WTF?
What if Arrow failed again because he didn't post a question? :dog:
He wouldn't mind too much.
What if you realized you failed for not answering the question? :dog:
Then I would say that I don't answer non-what-if questions.
What if I gotta go, dude, peace.
O I C.
What if you didn't?
What if I did?
What if I did?
I would cry myself to sleep... :(
What if I did?
I dunno.
What if DOSBox doesn't work and I can't play Supaplex (aka the best gameever that no one's ever heard of)
I'd laugh.
What if......
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Rawr...
What if I stole that painting for reasons unknown?
I have no idea whatd happen, maybe ud go to jail
What if if what?
Chicken butt.
What if X = 7?
Arrow = 0.
What if I don't?
Then I will!
What if the sky fell down, then picked itself back up again, and started complaining that it had a scraped knee?
Then Thor would kick it's ass.
What if I ran out of booze?
We'd have no YouTubes to reflect back on when you're sober.
What if Will Smith hadn't been sent to live with Uncle Phil and Aunt Viv in Bel-Air?
He would of went to prison for surprise sex.
What if Optimus Prime fought Mr.T?
Optimus Prime would transform to robot mode while Mr. T was inside and Mr. T would be crushed and dismembered from the moving parts.
What if ... gravity just, like, stopped working out of nowhere?
We'd float.
What if I uploaded a video of myself shimmying to a Beyonce song?
I'd lawl.
What if I banged a chick in a wheel chair?
You'd be arrested.
What if Fu was arrested?
Thor would set him free.
What if Thor was just some fictional character that some bored guy made up?
Then you would be right.
What if Arrow wasn't a homosexual?
Then you would have nobody to make fun of.
What if Zypher was a homosexual?
I'd lol, then mod his sig and put it in my own.
What if your pastor touched you?
Then the pastor had touched me..whateva pastor is?
What is pastor?
What if a guy who we call - word rhyming with pastor (bad word) touched you?
hint hint b hint hint
then you still wouldn't know what a pastor was...
What if fumanchu made love with thor?
We would have to run in terror from his mutant thunder babies, 24/7, in constant fear of one of them soiling themselves, causing a thunderous explosion from which no man could escape...
What if you got caught in said explosion?
He'd die.
What if I hooked up with a chick from kentucy?
I would lol immensly
what if :police: arrested your :cow: pet cow
then shaft would have to break him out. Then Fu and the pet cow would throw back some bottles of :pw:
What if cows could talk?
Then I'd throw back a :pw:
What if :pimp: and shaft met?
That is easy. The result: :edgarrock:
What if Blizzard and I merged into one being?
Quote from: Zeriab on September 26, 2006, 03:44:55 PM
That is easy. The result: :edgarrock:
What if Blizzard and I merged into one being?
I can only you really ARE a guy. We would kick ass². No... we would kick ass³.
What if ?
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What if soda had healing powers?
Then I would have powers like wolverine from all the DR P.
What if crankeye was a girl?
I'd be secksing Crank.
What if I was secksing Crank?
I'd throw up, then take a picture and sell it.
What if I finished a game?!
The world would end are you would no longer be a "homo"?
What if there were no more homos?
We would have peace with a large demographic, but the economy would suffer somewhat, and violence and dishord would pop up somewhere else. (Because the anti-gays have free time now, ya see.)
What if...someone posted a nudie picture of themselves on crankeye?!
I would make it my desktop background, and then make a sprite of it and put it in a game...
What if we were all still on the .org?
Noobs - 99%
Intelligent posts - 20%
Spam + IMMEASURABLE
...What if we had no free will?
Nothing would change... we would still think we had choice... ignorance is bliss, the illusion of free will
What if we did have free will?
I assume the world would most likely fall into chaos in some form or another, and we wouldn't even be aware.
What if ZOMG UR PANTS ARE ON FIER?
I would probably jump into my pool
What if arrowone was actually posting revelent posts in intelligent debate?
Well, you've got about five more minutes of reality left, so make the most of them.
What if I told I were your REAL mom?? ???
I'd wave around my hand that you just cut off and let go and fall down a giant pipe lookin' thingy and scream and stuff.
What if cheese was chocolate? (Can you imagine a CHEESE bar or a CHOCOLATE sandwich?)
Then cycles would be cars (yes i can imagine that) (can you imagine 4 guys on a cycle! sitting BEHIND each other, in a 1 seater lol)
What if :police: Arrested ??? who unknowingly in his questioning state murdered :@
then we would have to hire shaft to save the day
what if people could no longer think of what if questions?
Then we would get bored .... fast.
What if I really was a 16 year old hot girl?
i'd bang you
what if I was a hot 16 year old girl
i'd bang you
what if I was a hot 16 year old girl
I'd sue you both for sexual harrassment.
What if I were a lawyer.
Then you would sue ZYPHER, you would sure ATOMIC, and then you would sue the WEB hosting.
What if you knew what I was referencing?
Referencing what?
What if I select HP 4050 for Color Printing?
Not a clue. (I was referencing the jackass lawyer from Beavis and Butthead.)
What if I knew the difference between one printer setting and the next?
You'd answer my what if question.
What if question.
Then 1.
What if not-question
Not answer.
What if I didn't post a question in this post?
Then there is no answer.
What if there really was no spoon?
The the matrix would have you.
Red pill or blue pill?
Both
What happens if you take both pills at the same time?
Your mom wouldn't have gotten pregnant with you.
What if monkeys could fly?
We wouldn't worry about bird poop hitting are car as much as monkey poo.
What if boobs didn't exist?
Our hands would have nothing to grab, and would therefore be worthless.
What if I could pass every song on Expert at Guitar Hero?
Nobody would really care all that much.
What if i was even more of an asshole?
Nobody would really care all that much.
What if I hate Yogi Bear?
Nobody would really care that much.
What if newbs didn't exist?
The internet would implode on itself because elite douchebags wouldn't have anyone to make fun of or to use to make themselves feel superior.
What if Nintendo went into Adult Videogames because of the Wii's control stle?
One word: Wii.
What if someone got this joke, please, because it's not that difficult to understand, I think, and I thought it was pretty clever but maybe not if you can't figure it out because that would mean it just makes no sense, and I'd fail, and deserve to get a :dog:?
Uh... *blink*
What if Zypher's "joke" actually made sense?
People would probably just roll their eyes at how pathetically unfunny I am.
What if I was funny?
</world as we know it>
What if html replaced VB code?
Then Yossy would finally not have to worry about mixing them up, as she is often prone to do.
What if the world <i>really</i> ended after Arlen said "</world as we know it>"?
lawl that was a joke
Then the world would end... and I would not know about yossy's confusion with certain types of code
btw... that joke was really funny
What if that joke was not funny?
What if I lied when I said I did it on purpose, and actually did it by mistake, trying to hide my ironic stupidity behind humor?
What if Yossy neglected to post a question?
then nobody would respond to this thread for a few days
What if America was not in Iraq?
We'd all die. Mister Bush said so.
What if I didn't stop in the name of love?
some one would probly stop you
what if you woke up and every one was just...gone
...That's happened to me before...I lived through it.
What if there was a Castlevania or a Megaman X MMO? Hell, even I would play that...
It'd still follow the "more of the same" formula and not be very much more fun than the original game.
What if America's Funniest Home Videos started to become serious?
Then itd be called "Americas Funniest converted into serious videos"
What if elsif or then?
Then end.
What if *beep*, *beep* and *beep* *beep* *beep*, but with *beep* *beep* and *beep* *beep*?
*beep* it of course!
What if I could get you game past the intro scene..? :(
I think you would be amazed. (Look at the topic, I posted a possible solution)
What if "What if"?
...That's been done, a couple times now.
What if Green Day 'sploded?
I might cry.
What if someone responded to that without knowing who Green Day was?
We'd all laugh, I assume.
What if we all lol'd simultaneously?
We´d stop simultanously.
What if I posted again "What if "What if"?"?
then god would lightly smite you for being silly
what if we couldn't edit the scripts?
The everyone would use 2k3, which is better anyway, HOORAY!
What if everyone realized how much better 2k3 is than XP?
then they would make a XP 2.0
what if they weren't stupid and didn't remove vehicles and the battle system and the world map stuff when they made XP?
then your last what if would be different
what if Canada sucked?
then there wouldn't be any reason to live
what if computers didn't exist?
We wouldn't be on here playing this craphole of a "game."
What if I ate mustard, straight from the bottle?
then you would be out of mustard
what if I ate human straight from the bottle?
I would consider you as a freak.
What if I could throw a tennisball to the moon?
The moon would eat it, and probably ask you for another.
What if I started a succesful business?
You'd have read the stocks wrong, therefore failing on top of failure.
What if I drew a Jack of clubs?
Then you would have drawn the correct card, earning you a trip to Fuck(y) Cheeses.
What if Dave and Buster's was even cooler?
I don't know what that is.
What if my parents were watching The Waterboy instead of Beverly Hillbillies?
Then they'd have more taste.
What if I was a MOD?!
You'd fail.
What if I was a mod?
You'd be too much of a square to be successful.
kk
kk!
What if kk was actually the alternate speeling for xx, the male chromosome?!
You'd still fail at spelling "spelling."
What if Food Working Plate Licky White Shower Dance Oreo Goose, Lightbulb Spiral Tree Target?
Pancake smacker doodle doo!
Smack my pancakes?
Only if you ask a what if question. :dog:
What if :fred:
If :fred: then Burger.
What if you shocked the monkey?
If monkey then Burger.
What if I ate pizza?
You'd crap it out later.
What if I had bad gas in my ass?
Then everyone'd have to clear out of the room, hn?
What if you could change to any size you wanted whenever you wanted?
I'd see all kinds of titties.
What if we ALL could do that?
The world would be overcome by screams of terror, and pleasure.
What if this subject is a bit awkward to explain to a 13 year old girl?
Yes.
What if I took the plane to Tallahassee?
*shrugs* Then you'd probably be further away from me.
What if I'm not incredibly sure where Tallahassee is?
Then you fail at geography. :dog:
What if I was 73h 1337 haXX?
Then Cody lives in Australia, and is not expected to know the location of every city in the US.
What if I was a model?
THAT == TRUE
What if I was my own mother?
You probably are.
What if I'm about to get my ass kicked by several random americans?
You won't.
What if you will?
Then I'd probably be injured?
What if I let loose the BUNYIP?
...what if I knew what the fuck that was?
...some kinda goat?
What if you told meh?
Then you'd know it's the Australian equivalent of the bigfoot.
What if you coulda looked that up on google?
I'd know. But I'm LAZY, ya see.
What if there wasn't a single lazy person alive?
Then the world would be a better place, free of poor people and George W. Bush.
What if America and Iraq are both idiots? I mean... no wars been waged between AUSTRALIANS xD
I figured that it was obvious why Aussies don't war. I'll let you figure that one out on your own.
What if I brought those glasses?
Then you'd have a nice pair of glasses?
What if Aussies didn't wage ware because they have better things to do, nobody wants the Outback, they have little forces for war, and they're just all around more peaceful than everyone else? 'Cept them Ghandi Indian type folks.
Hang on, the Ghandi indian type folks aren't peacefull? *checks history*
If you say so...
Then we should learn from Aussies.
What if America wasn't a super power?
Evil Ghandi Indian type folks? I dunno, I've never studied that type of stuff...
*ahem* Anyway.
Then... they'd've been blown up a long time ago?
What if I didn't understand the question?
...there would be a difference between that and the current situation?
What if I left for a sec to get some more water/aspirin?
Then I'd kick your ass for makin' me wait, mate.
What if I was more than a closet pervert?
Then you'd be in jail mate.
What if shaft.... was never created?
...a moment of silence, please.
Silence over.
What if Tsunokiette forgot the ,?
IGNORE THAT.
What if I could travel back in time?
...Theoretically, you can. I'm still looking into this though.
What if you totally looked at the theory on the motionless world in intelligent debate? (Click siggy, go to first page.)
Then it'd probably be a slight waste of my time.
Anyway, time travel is completely possible. I can go back a whole YEAR. ~<3 If I Celebrate New Years Eve, then take a jet over to America, it will still be the year before.
Even on normal days, I can go back about to 24 hours. I just have to cross the International Date Line, and it'll be around 24 hours earlier than it was just a moment ago.
Anyway
What if someone here actually realized that without me explaining?
Right here, buddy.
What if I told you it was a good read?
Then he still wouldn't read it
what if computers wern't controlled by the nerds?
than the people who controlled the computers would become the nerds and the nerds wouldn't be nerds
what if you could divide by zero
Quote from: SuperKoRider on October 03, 2006, 04:55:22 AM
than the people who controlled the computers would become the nerds and the nerds wouldn't be nerds
what if you could divide by zero
Then I wouldn't need to go to these m)(*@$f)*$@ b@$(*@ calculus lectures on f0*@$ deriving g)*@$d)*@$ limits where the f)*@$@$ prof. does not know how to f)@*$!&% speak m(@*&$f)*@$)@! English properly.
What if Cody actually read it?
Then he'd be thinking 'WTF, MATE?'
XD
What if someone actually knew where that was from?
They'd make an "end of the world," "FIRE ZE MISSLES!" or "AHH MOTHERLAND" reference in their post.
What if I just stopped going to class and stayed at home playing Smash Bros for the rest of the week?
You would have some fun instead of being bored by your professor.
What if I did the same but played Diablo 2 instead of Smash Bros.?
Maybe you would have more fun?
WHAT IF YOU GOT CAUGHT?
then you would have to build a time machine, go back in time, and stop yourself from playing Diablo 2
Quote from: SuperKoRider on October 03, 2006, 04:55:22 AM
than the people who controlled the computers would become the nerds and the nerds wouldn't be nerds
what if you could divide by zero
then the square root of -1 wouldn't be i :o
what if this topic didn't exist?
Then I would make it instead.
What if I am your Great Grandfather writing this post righjt now? :P
...My great grandfather is dead...AHHHHH GHOSTIE! lol
What if...I asked you to tell us abot yourself o mystery new person?
hai im actually silverlines other account
What if I was actually Silverline's other account?
Quote from: arrowone on October 03, 2006, 11:47:09 PM
...My great grandfather is dead...AHHHHH GHOSTIE! lol
What if...I asked you to tell us abot yourself o mystery new person?
I Point at my Signature >=D
Quote from: Zypher on October 03, 2006, 11:49:19 PM
hai im actually silverlines other account
What if I was actually Silverline's other account?
Then you would've answered our Question.
What question?
::) If you where Silverline's Other Account.
What if you found a Box full of Two Million Dollars?
Then I'd be rich, mate.
What if America would be all like 'Those China sons of bitches are going down' and shoot their nukes and China would be all like 'SHIT, SHIT, WHO THE FUCK IS SHOOTING US? OH WELL, FIRE MISSLES' And France would be all 'Shit guys, the missles! FIRE OUR SHIT. -But I'm le tired- Fine, take a nap. THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES' And Australia would be down their like 'WTF, MATE?' And Canada would be all 'What's going on, Eh?'
You spend too much time watching idiotic internet videos.
What if Hinder didn't suck?
Then you wouldn't complain about 'em, mate.
What if I've only watched that idiotic internet videos once?
Then you'd realize porn is better. *forgive me God*
What if I had a girlfriend, and the money to buy Photoshop CS, Finale, and the Garrison Sounds?
Then you'd be all like, 'WTF, what do I do now?'
...mate
What if Pocky-chan was still hangin' around?
I might know who the hell that is.
What if Cody became the King of Sweden?
Then Sweden would all be like 'WTF, mate'
And they'd be forced to speak Australian, and give me money, and we'd like... totally kick every other country off our mountains and be all, 'WTF, you can't ski down our mountains, mate.'
What if Zypher knew who Pocky-chan was?
He'd realize he was a she.
What if I could rape all of you. Over and over and over again. And like it?
We'd like it too.
What if I had no matches?
Then you couldn't start a fire.
What if I gave Tsunokiette a cookie for knowing P-c is a guy?
then id be jellous
what if this game never ends 0_0
Then we'd be occupied for a while.
What if I knew who this guy was?
then you would see him while walking down the street and say something like "G'day mate"
if we took all the criminals in the world, put them on a seperate land mass, waited a bunch of years, and went over to them what would they say to us? :P
theyd probly fuck us up fer puten em on an isald
oops my bad
what if it raind jello and bill cosbys for 9 weeks (would there still be room for more jello)
Your spelling and typing piss me off.
*ahem* Then we'd all be dead due to men raining on us. Least, the women and children would.
What if everyone in the World could TYPE properly?
That would mean the world were full of intelligent and enlightened people, meaning we probably wouldn't have much of a problem with crime, wars, or... stupidity.
What if I didn't have to go to class in fifteen minutes?
then you would waste the entire time thinking what if...
unless ur taking philosophy, then ur doing that anyway
Quote from: shamusfinnigan on October 04, 2006, 03:26:39 AM
theyd probly fuck us up fer puten em on an isald
wow did you not get the australia reference there....
and use EDIT don't double post.
what if Australia wasn't like "WTF, MATE?" and fired their kangaroo missiles instead?
Then we'd probably be as stupid as everyone else.
What if Australia HAD NO missles, military, or anything of the sort?
-And for your criminal question... they'd be all... 'WTF, MATE?'-
...*wind of non-existant change blows silently*
It's true right?
WHAT IF I knew the answer to that?
Then you'd be able to answer it, wouldn't you?
What if arrowone could just look it up on google?
Then he would know the answer
(yes I got the Australia reference and why you two got a problem with me I haven't done shit to you!)
What if every one dint have to try to bust one other people because of things they do or say and would just fuck off and try not be such of an ass.
(some ones gonna have something smart to say huh.)
Then hostilities would grow as they wouldn't be able to release their feelings, soon war and then famine would spread like wildfire, bringing an end to the human race, leaving only the Australians and Canadians.
What if I wasn't as smart as I am?
Quote from: arrowone on October 04, 2006, 11:37:05 PM
...*wind of non-existant change blows silently*
What if I wasn't a dick at every given oppurtunity?
What if sypher made his sig say, THINGY IS A HOMOSEXUAL, or maybe even...GIGLAMESHRO IS A HOMOSEXUAL.
Though I suppose that last one would be kinda....asking for it, eh?
the Australian fuck was actually able to not only abel to make himself look stupid by his exaggeration of what would happen if he could help from being a dick but he also turned a game in to a fight lol
it was just a game are you all that stupid? (yes me included i should not have gotten mad at that but still...)
o and no war in human history has ever once started due to and anger in one insignificant person beaus of wrong spelling.
what if we never invented the internet
...Dunno...
What if you payed attention to the last post?
then i would have said yea that be askin for it...
What if shamusfinnigan has played according to the rules and posted a "What if" question after an answer to the previous one like I´m doing right now?
Then maybe people'd pay more attention and be a bit nicer to 'em.
What if he was being the biggest dick yet?
HE PASSED!
lol
What if a new chips flavour came out, which didnt affect you and was called-GLUE
That'd be stupid.
What if Lupe Fiasco is a pretty sweet rapper. Everyone check him out.
then they wouldn't be currently so we shouldn't
what if we simply act based on what if's created in a what if topic in some other dimension?
Then those people would actually be somewhat intelligent. And then others would be dipwads.
What if the events in Futurama actually occured?
I'd be my own grandfather.
What if pogs were still popular?
millions of kids would have some thing to do.
(sry idint post a what if question and how in the hell is it that im the dick? all i did was type in a way that pissed some one off.)
what if osama wasnt realy in iraq still?
Personally, I think he's been dead for a while now.
What if the war suddenly just...ended?
Another one would spawn from its ashes. =/
What if I just turned off my laptop right now?
U'd be liek gonzors.
What if Michael Jackson CLONED hisself?
If he didn't you won't be alive ;D
What is this forum goes down?
Then...Hm. Guess .org will come back up.
What if my name wasn't /\/ / C K?
You would be colombus ;D
What if I wear my lucky underwear backwards?
then you could crap out the opening
what if I ate an apple?
The witch would be the uglyest person again
What if I kiss you when your dead?
Then you'd be pretty dang gay my friend.
What if I built up the courage to ask the girl out? *see other topic*
she would dump you but a hotter girl would ask you out cuz she would be :'( for you
Quote from: Maglor on October 06, 2006, 08:34:25 PM
The witch would be the uglyest person again
What if I kiss you when your dead?
wtf?
what if maglor hated pokemon?
He'd probably like digimon instead.
What if he didn't like that either?
Then he'd probably like YuGiOh instead.
What if my school was the next Columbine?
*insert stingray joke here*
What if Cody's avatar also flashed the words than, with a, and mate, like it probably should?
they appels children would starve
what if you pissed in a light :P
light isn't something you can piss in so some higher being will make you wet yourself
what if I were a banana?
I'd eat you ;D
*I like pokemon and YuGiOh!*
I wish people didn't hate me
I wish you'd rephrase that into a what if question.
We've got way too many effing forum games.
I wish people would play the game! ;D
Quote from: Maglor on October 07, 2006, 02:40:27 PM
I wish people would play the game! ;D
this is the what if game not the wish gone wrong
what if you weren't stupid?
I am not stupid, just misposted ;D
What is I misposted?
Then thingy would call you stupid.
What if someone posted in the look out below topic?
Then I'd have more new posts to look at.
What if I went and did right now?
Then you did it. I think.... Or something.
What if people actually gave a crap that i finally came back?
we would all spam less to balance it out
what if you didn't come back?
I'd Spread the word of Thor.
What if I did spread the word of Thor?
you wouldn't come back
what if by spreading the word of thor you meant spreading ur herpes
Then well, women would get herpes from me.
What if I actually did have herpes?
Quote from: FuMannChu on October 08, 2006, 04:24:33 AM
Then well, women would get herpes from me.
what if :police: stopped you
Id shoot him there and then.
What if another police caught me shooting?
Me and Thor would save you. :thor:
Wht if shaft fought :diablo: ?
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What if Diablo cheated and shaft LOST!?
shaft guess what, write S H A F T ((without spaces) and shaft will come
edit- in non capitals/
Then :diablo: would be banned from the server
What if I didn't want to type shaft?
then you wouldn't want to type shaft
what if you did want to type shaft
Then Idd type SHAFT without knowing it needs to be non-capital letters
What is Billy and Mandy really existed?
It's a sentence that professes the existence of Billy and Mandy.
What if gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
gggggggggggggggg would become aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
What if they held an open forum day (when all members can see ALL forum topics: also the private only for MODS topics)
^15/5
then qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq
what if Billy and Mandy didn't exist?
ZOMG I'd die.
What if your hypno toad was a real hypno toad omg?
I'd get drunk and make youtube video about my veiws on hypnotoad.
What if I stopped Drinking?
...*SOB*
What if *sob* it wasn't true?? TELL ME IT ISN'T TRUE! *BAWLS*
BAWL WIDA BAWL WIDA BANG DE BANG DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY SAID THE BOOGIE SAID UP JUMP THE BOOGIE
what if Zypher posted a what if?
I'd be participating.
what if zypher participated
He'd be participating.
what if arrow participated?
I'd be partiicipating also.
What if people started posting both questions and answers again?
then we would be participating
Augh, no, wrong!!
What if I smashed my head on the keyboard in frustration so hard that I died?
then you wouldn't be participating
... I'm not even going to bother trying any more.
Is that you, Yossy? (lolz)
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What if I hadn't posted that?
Then I wouldn't have had anything to laugh at. ;D
What if that really was me? Then wouldn't you feel bad?
Yes I would. Especially because you're the only mod who takes care of the RM topics while Halo isn't here.
What if Halo came back?
I'd give him a big hug. ;D
What if Halo never came back? :'(
I'd also be :'(.
What if I also left?
anybody who wants a script would be :'(
what if nobody ever left.... ever?
They would be burried in the forum
What if... I called you guys FAGS? ;D
then you would be saying we are cigarettes in Britain
what if...
then ... ..
What if I became as active as Blizzard?
then more people would know about switches
what if you didn't post?
Then we'd miss Zeriab.
What if shaft never fell from grace?
******SIDENOTE********
I really did stop drinking, I did it for Emily.
Oh my fucking GOD! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
What if we got a pic of this Emily? WHO is she?
then she would be some goth chick
what if Fu didn't stop drinking shaft?
Then Thor wouldn't be dissapointed right now.
What if Bob Dole was really Thor?
*************SIDE NOTES*********
Emily right after she rolled out of bed.
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it would suck because bob dole is in no way as badass as thor
what if thor was a women?
Fu would spend his life trying to find her.
What if that picture is actually Fu?
Then I'd be a hot little piece of ass.
What if I was only friends with her?
then you wouldn't have a picture of her after rolling out of your bed.
what if she didn't exist?
Then I'd be drunk.
What if alchohol didn't exsist.
*********SIDE NOTE***********
Who said that was MY bed?
And yeah, we are only friends.
Now I realise I'm no fun any more.
then it wouldn't "exsist"
what if you could spell :P?
Then he wouldn't kill me.
What if I went up to the cutest girl i saw and convinced her to have sex with me?
then you would get herpes
what if she slapped you?
Then I would Drink cause i'm bored.
What if the FBI Arrested the President.
That would be on the news, and it would make me laugh.
What if..... KITTIES!?!?!?!?
Then DOGGIES!!
What if "...?"
Then :zoid:
What if.... I'M AN ASS MAN!?!?!?!?!?!?
then.... ur gay?
what if shaft fought :pimp:
shaft wins, hands down.
What if I fought shaft ?
He'd be shaft
What if.... THE MATRIX HAS YOU!?!?!?
then we are powerless against it :kill:
what if :fred: and :zoid: had a baby?
Then :diablo:
What if The Ragnarok started?
8) + Afro = shaft
What if Xenosaga 2 had ANY entertainment value at all??
i dunno..
wat if :rk: :edgarrock: :rk: made a band
Then they'd tour with Switchblade Symphony......... Wait no SBS broke up, They'd tour with Tre Lux.
What if ....(https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dallas.net%2F%7Etwiggz%2Fimages%2Fswitchpic.gif&hash=2b867166585203f5828737aa3fed43f18d5ee45b)
...Maybe it's the picture uality, but they look pretty...meh.
What if I finally sat down and learned how to use RGSS?
blizzard would become obsolete (jk)
what if :diablo: called the :police: on shaft
shaft would kick ass like usual.
What if I ran for El Presidente?
Then you'd be in a hard running and end up losing by 1 vote to a piece of cheesecake.
What if America had a woman president, instead of being stuck-up patriotic bastards?
Then the Ragnarok would start. And dude trust me NO COUNTRY would want Hilary Clinton running it.
What if I got drunk one last time, then woke up the next morning married to some chick?
your "secksed up life" would be over
what if you woke up the next morning married to some dude?
I'd shoot him, not gay.
What if you woke up to see ur married to some hotty hot hotty MAN?
lol complexed version lol
I'd run to the hills.
What if I had Excalibur and I broke it in a sword fight?
*Laughter*
What if I was staying home sick for the second day in a row?
You'd vomit *BELCH*
What if lol?
Then more lol, as one lol inevitably leads to another.
What if *silence*
*silence*
What if he replied now "WTF?!" ?
Then we'd be like FTW
lol
What if :diablo: :zoid: had a fight?
:zoid: win.
What if :police: got 8) and threw him in a :kfc: pot then :cow: :heart: :diablo:?
Then policeman got cool guy and threw him in a chicken pot then cow heart diablo.
What if 7?
then 8 9
what if :bear: :stick: :zoid: :rk: and shaft had a dance competition?
Zoidberg would crush the competition with his enormous shower sandals.
What if people stopped making emoticon contests?
Then they'd realise the joke got old.
What if I went to a karaoke bar?
WELLLLLCOOOOME TOOOOOOO DYIIIIIIING
Exactly.
What if.... WELCOME TO DYING?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Then I'd still suggest you check out DragonForce. You can like Blind Guardian all you want, but DragonForce is the same kind of fantasy speed metal as Blind Guardian, just with killer guitarists and blazing solos.
What if I attach them here on Tues/Wed once I have highspeed internet?
Then I'd listen to them and be dissapointed that you don't worship Andre from blind guardian. Seriously... BEST GUITARIST EVER.
What if.....
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**SIDE NOTE***
I'm an ass hole.
Then...uh...I can't even think of a prediction for that.
What if you should stop being such a BG fanboy and at least give the guitarist a chance? If you can find a video, that'd be even better. His fingers move so effing fast when he plays, he must have a typing speed of at least 400 wpm.
I can't, BG is my favorite band ever.
What if Zypher figures out I'm a total Mark for SBS too?
I figured it out when you requested I do Darkwave.
What if you buy Guitar Hero II so you can play Hangar 18?
Nice.
What if that really happened
It'd be funny to watch Fu play it while drunk. Actually, watching Fu play it while sober would still be funny.
What if these sloppy joe nachos I'm eating right now are the bomb?
then ur tummy gonna go boom
what if :fred: ran out of happy pills
:diablo:
What if :smart: threw you out of school?
:tpg:
what if :cow: :heart: :kk:?
then cow heart kitkat
what if c 3y698cx 5 cxjo43oy j7uftx x9843 f?
Then... 0100101110001010101101010101001
What if 6a + 4 = 2a + -3?
Quote from: FuMannChu on October 14, 2006, 02:50:41 AM
Then I'd listen to them and be dissapointed that you don't worship Andre from blind guardian. Seriously... BEST GUITARIST EVER.
What if.....
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**SIDE NOTE***
I'm an ass hole.
DOUBLEYA TEE EFF, MATE? XD I'm all for bein' made fun of, but sheesh. Wasn't expectin' that.
Then a = -2.5, I think. That's my guess, anyway.
What if I pushed a 20kg box with 50N of force against a frictionless floor, and wondered what the acceleration would be?
I'm not sure... Because I'm really bad at math.
What if I finally got around to buying that sword I made a post about on .org?
**Side Note**
I totally have to hit the bank this week and get a debit card, so I can buy that sword some time.
So what do you do with the swords you have, anyway? I mean, it's not like you can test them on people.
Me and few dudes I know mess around with them. that And I practice with them to releive pent up agrivation.
Quote from: FuMannChu on October 15, 2006, 01:44:25 AM
What if 6a + 4 = 2a + -3?
then
6a-2a=-3-4
which means
4a=-7
and then we reduce
4a/4=-7/4
tada!
a=-1.75
what if either of you could do math?
Then you failed to read my post, which said I guessed.
What if Thingy wasn't trying pathetically to show us up with his basic algebra skillz?
then I wasn't
what if its kinda obvious it can't be over 2
Then shut up.
What if pigs are the greatest animals ever?
then we should all go eat some bacon?
what if pigs didn't exist?
I wouldn't have to do this stupid dare.
What if [][][][][][][][][][][][][][]?
then ?][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ][
what if meh?
Then *shrug*
What if *shrug*
then meh.
what if McDonalds used real meat?
then meh
What if 9q - 22 = 20q + 13
Then 11q=35 i spose
What if 11q=35
then 9q - 22 = 20q + 13
What if X + 2 = 2x - 3 ?
then -x=-5
what if...
then...
Then we'll all die.
What will happen if a meteor crashes down on us?
then ur the only one that will die cuz you posted a then even though there was no what if
Just say what will happen when the meteor crashes.
I did
lol
What if he did it?
Then he would be dead.
What if ?(1/x)dx = ?
then dx/dx2=?
what if d=V(x2-x1)2+(y2-y1)2
Nothing, because ?(1/x)dx = ln x.
What if we stopped posting math problems?
Then I'd be sad.
What if .... BOB DOLE!?!?!?!?!?
Then.... BOB DOLE!!
What if bob wasnt gay?
Bob Dole isn't gay.
What if Velton knew that?
then he would realize Bob Dole couldn't like him back
Quote from: Blizzard on October 15, 2006, 03:31:34 PM
Nothing, because ?(1/x)dx = ln x.
d=V(x
2-x
1)
2+(y
2-y
1)
2is the formula for calculating distance between to points in a line
(duh)
what if blizzard realized that isn't a math problem
Then the world would end.
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then :fred:
what if ???
then what if
Then (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcogsci.indiana.edu%2Ffarg%2Fharry%2Fbio%2Fzoo%2Fdonkey.jpg&hash=0a06037dd0634740bf7fe35fbf09b9b5775cb753)
What if all the Donkeys in the world died?
Then you'd be sad. Very sad.
What if thingy realized ?(1/x)dx = ln x is an integral, summing up all the area under the function line of 1/x in a XY-coordinate system?
He wouldnt have posted it wasnt.
What if what Zypher says about HIMSELF is true?
Then what nightwolf said.
What if Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey?
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Then there would be no more weed left.
What if I could kill myself without dying?
Then you could kill yourself without dying.
What I flamed Geno again?
*yawn*
What if you didn't twice?
what if I was a complete retard that couldn't spell worth shit.... wait I can't and I am.
then i would be your mother....
what if the real world had a search button?
then life would be easier...much easier.
What if someone stole a cookie from you?
Then he'd send either :thor: or shaft after tham.
What if FuMannChu forgets to post a question next time?
then you would not post an answer
what if bill gates died?
Microsoft go downhill
What if Microsoft go downhill
Then Thor would smite it.
What if I sent Thor after you?
then I would get him to smite you
what if Thor tried to smite shaft?
shaft would die a horrible horrible death.
What if we mentioned :thor: more often in his smiley form.
then people would want to know what we are talking about cuz that doesn't look like thor....
what if :donkey: fought :atma:
1.
:donkey: :atma:
2.
"SUPER DONKEY SMASH!!"
:donkey:
:atma:
3.
"You received 800000 Exp.
:donkey:
What if
:4:
:fred:
then
:4: :fred:
what if
:donkey:
shaft
:ff6: :kill:
Then.....
Doneky! Donkey! Donkey!
:donkey:
shaft
What if I secksed Emily?
***Side Note***
LOL! In my dreams. No I don't have a shot in hell even if I'm dreaming :lol
What is...Doneky? Is it the bastardization of a donkey? SATAN DONKEY?! DONKEY CAST FROM THEN GATES OF HEAVEN TO THE ENDLESS PIT OF THE ABYSMAL HELLFIRE?!
You never answered mah question.
WOOT IF I SEXZORED EMILY ALL NIGHT LAWNG?
You'd be tired and she would probably take ur stuff.
What if there was any point whatsoever to gay polygamy?
Mental would be one very happy man.
and You would change your sig. I FUCKIN STARTED THAT! ARRG LIKE AN OOMPA-LUMPA!
What if Gregor cheese?
Then Gregor the Goth would bitch about Vampires.
What if 3q + 7 = 5q - 3?
Then I'd be so goth that I'd shit bats.
What if I were having sex right now when you read this?
Then you'd be a lucky bastard!
What if I was the person Bliz was fucking?
Then he would be a gay lucky bastard!
What if Blizzard wasn't having sex when he typed that
Then he'd just be horny.
What if I had a Wife that I never told any one about?
then you would be cheating on her a lot....
what if Emily was your wife?
I'd be as happy as Thor in a mosh pit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What if I was as happy as Thor in a mosh pit?
then you would be married to Emily, which means you would never SEXZORED Emily ever again (until she wants children)
what if :donkey: killed :vivi: ??
Then shaft would be next.
What if more people voted here, http://rmrk.net/index.php?topic=3925.0 (http://rmrk.net/index.php?topic=3925.0) ?
then... there'd be more votes......
What if I was not lesbian?
Then :m: would be :spam: .
What if you weren't reading this question?
That I would'nt answer it
what if ??? was teh universal simble for that you had a rocket launcher and just blew off santa's head trying to save him from evil santa?
Then what you just said would be coherent.
What if what I just said wasn't coherent?
Blah.
What if blah?
then :donkey: :donkey: :donkey:
What if Happy Pee Pee Poo Poo Smile?
Then the world would fall into one million years of darkness and we would bave to be the slaves of the donkeys! They would make us cook them pies and cookies then they would wip us and beat us then make us eat coal that on fire after all that we would build a grand statue to the great kefka!!!
The statue would have a laser in it's head and shoot none beleivers. fire would rain from the sky and donkeys too, donkeys raining from the sky... sorry didn't take my pills!
what's 'the statue'?
What if I was a not a lesbian (/\not happy with that answer)
ur not, nothing changes
what if ur sig wasn't stupid?
PS you have a [/size] at the end of it
It would be...not stupid
what if you told me why you hate me thingY?
I don't, I'm messing with ya
what if I was actually a human and not a consciousness drifting through the internet?
Well then, you'd be able to have sex, wouldn't you?
What if several people went and checked out this page --> http://rmrk.net/index.php?topic=423.1185 <-- in order to see a... pretty neat... web comic... out of boredom, curiosity, or mind control?
Quote from: Cody on October 20, 2006, 10:18:36 PM
Well then, you'd be able to have sex, wouldn't you?
What if several people went and checked out this page --> http://rmrk.net/index.php?topic=423.1185 <-- in order to see a... pretty neat... web comic... out of boredom, curiosity, or mind control?
ya sorry, that was me
then we would all get to read ur comic thingy (not referring to me)
what if they need more than 1 "size"?
Then Roxas would be one disturbed little bastard, wouldn't he?
*ahem* That is to say, if you're reffering to the same thing I am...
What if thingy really DID use mind control on anyone else who looked?
I clearly have the hypnotoad under my control so obviously I'm going to slowly take over the world
what if you got bored and made a game about having to buy the stuff on that list?
I would turn from bored to deeply disturbed. XD
What if I was about to post page 2?
I would say woot!
what if your computer crashed before you uploaded and ALL your files were corrupted
Then I'd just have to go and get them again, wouldn't I? Wouldn't be the first time...
What if I was getting ready to post page 2 of 'The Untold Story' ... if you haven't read page one, I suggest you do. Page 2 makes no sense otherwise, but it's still hilarious either way.
Then youd waste your time cos ITS CRAP.
What if It was not?
Then it wouldn't be. And it's not because the only thing better than Demyx barreling down an aisle at the grocery market in a cart, wrapped in toilet paper, and using 'grocones' as the spanish word for balls, when it is so clearly 'cajones', is shooting Xemnas and other members of Organization 13 with tampons. And 'Holy Flaming Tampons, Batman!'.
ok.
What if i could burn Cody?
Then I'd probably laugh at you and then go jump in the harbor...
What if I had remembered to ask a what if question on my last post?
Then exactly the same thing would havve haapened (that has happened)
What if there was no harbor and your mouth broke when I was burning you?
Then I'd still laugh at you, as it is impossible to brake a mouth.
What if velton knew that?
then he'd know
what if someone actually helped me with this? (http://rmrk.net/index.php?topic=4162.new#new)
then your mind would explode when you realized the answer to your problem was the answer to the universe
what if :donkey:
FFS!
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TOPIC!
What if if whats were what ifs?
Then kiss my ass would be my ass kiss. :-*
What if kiss my ass was my ass kissed a donkey? :donkey: :-*
then kiss my ass you be your donkey kissed a donkey
what if :donkey: and :cow: had a baby?
:seafood: would occur
what if
:atma: :atma: :atma:
?
then :shadow: :edgar: :gau: :terra: would show up and kill atma over and over again
what if ^-^
Then :-*
What if :-* + :-* (girlies)
:Dildo:
What if innit
Then Fintroll.
What if Rama Lama Ding Dong fought Jebus?
[size=0pt]
Rama Lama Ding Dong would win
what if [size=0pt]the world blew up[/size]
[/size]
then jebus would becoem the rama lama religiouousn
What if I had powers to summon things from my mind at will?
Then I could still beat you because I have T3h n00b S1ay3r. The most powerful sword in history.
What if some one stole T3h n00b S1ay3r, then used it for evil?
Then a pro would pwn the evil person
BTW you can't beat my mind powers as I can create things more powerful than all your gods combined
What if what if happend?
Then I'd hunt n00bs with T3h n00b S1ay3r.
What if Velton died while walking in on me making love to his mom.
he would die a sad man
Quote from: Commondragon on October 22, 2006, 10:55:58 PM
then jebus would becoem the rama lama religiouousn
wtf that has nothing to do with what I asked
what if commondragon answered my what if
I'd lawl.
What if 0111011010100101101010100001?
Then 01101010001001000000100100101101010100101001001.
What if someone could tell me the numerical value of that?
01,101,010,001,001,000,000,100,100,101,101,010,100,101,001,001
one quattuordecillion, one hundred one tredecillion, ten duodecillion, one undecillion, one decillion, one hundred septillion, one hundred sextillion, one hundred one quintillion, one hundred one quadrillion, ten trillion, one hundred billion, one hundred one million, one thousand and one... I think (worked it out backwards)
what if you could do that?
All the world would see you as a math master god
What is I really answered the qustion?
I'm sorry, this isn't jeopardy
(what is)
What if I took you suck for 600?
I'd say, rough... Just the way your mother likes it Trebeck.
What if ADP?
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Beats me.
What if Thingy could tell me what number that was in binary?
thats 47 bits, each byte (number or letter) consists of 8
data is incomplete
what if you could count to 48 :P
then he could count to 48!
What if I could count to 4, wait.... what comes after 27?
:donkey:
what if Fu decided on a ADP thingy (pun not intended)
Then I wouldn't be asking for votes.
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Then you would be asking for votes... again...
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I would jack... I mean sing.. yeah sing.
what if kefka went out wiff me?
Banisher kill u
if kefka boy u gay lol
what if donkey
Then :donkey:
What if UBER DUBER SHUBEN?!?!?!?!?!?
then NEBUHS REBUD REBU?!?!?!?!?!?
what if >_< and ^_^ had a kid?
Then <_>
Wht if you got chocolate in my peanut butter?
Then I would have to beat your ass, cause obviously it was ur fault and this chocolate-peanut butter relationship is taboo.
What if this site was accused of being a secret covert spy op site and all the members began getting rounded up and killed, one by one, and it came to be your turn.
I'ld pull out my P-90
what if it had already been ur turn?
Then it would have been his turn.
What if Bob Dole got stoned?
Then he would get the munchies
What if Naphe left.... oh wait
then double time
What if Newton discovered gravity not by the apple, but by the example that his shit didnt fly and instead it fell...?
I thought that was how it happened...
What if everyone on this forum became curropt by the darkness...?
then we would all be :=: and :shadow:
what if :chocobo:?
THEN MY FOOT
What if :chocobo: my foot?
*omg new smileys regularly*
:huge: why is there a blowjob smily?
Then :chocobo: your foot
what if i had penny?
you would keep it in a :? but then :m: steals it
what if :nono:
i dunno duncare'
what if velton left!?
Less penguin spam I assume.
What if *poof*
:savepoint:
what if :huge:
Then :leo:
What if :donkey: :leo:
then :leo:
:donkey:
what if :vivi: :kefka:
Then :kefka: ~ I WIN!
What if snooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop?
Then you're my bestest friend.
What if DragonForce was any more epic?
then you'd be wearing it as end game equipment in World of Warcraft xp
what if I was a milkmaid, and I milked cows for a living?
then you wouldnt be on this forum.
What if there were no boobs?
Um...what?
What if Angelic_Diablo's post made sence?
Then your head would explode.
What is Nikolai's head exploded?
then there would be lotsa stuff to clean up.
What if batman ate a carrot?
Then Robin ries the pink tricycle.
What if Shibity Boo Bo Bah HAAAAIIIIIIIII I'M A SCAT MAN!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Well then your Shibity Boo Bo Bah HAAAAIIIIIIIII the scat man
What if RPG ment Real Purple Garages
Then I would have only seen three RPGs like ever.
What if Snoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop?
Then DAWG
what if thug lyfe
Then I pop a cap in yo' ass BIATCH!
What if dots (...) took over the world?
Everyone would look like they had acne.
What if there was a Megaman Legends 3?
I'd spooge.
WHAT IF YOU GOT ON AIM?!?!?!?!?
________SIDE NOTE_______________
I'm on my Cyb3r Peacock12 account, also Emily would like to sex you.
This will be my third use msn or IRC plz post.
What if you weren't being diffucult?
I am not, I just hate AOL with a burning passion.
What if you gave in?
I did, I think.
What if I ran out of Caverndish?
Then I will never know what Caverndish is....
What if there was a girl at my skool who looks excatly like fu.... ( there is) lol! I saw her the other day
Then I must have gotten some one pregs a while ago.....
What if I got some one pregs?
then it would be a miracle cuz of that....accident....you had
what if you had some kind of....accident?
Then sone one is pregs?
What if I stopped saying pregs?
Screws you, Fu. That picture I requested as your avatar was tons better.
What if yadayada.
Then blah blah.
What if Zypher appreciated that I changed my avy to make make him happy?
But the other one had a donkey, and a fat viking on it! It was perfect!
What if yadayada.
Then blah blah blah
What if Rpg maker came out with a new version?
Then it would probably be more worth our time to actually use.
What if Cap'n Jack Sparrow randomly bust into the room with several bottles of rum, and a living dead pirate monkey Jack?
Then I'd talk to him about my mighty pirate ancestors.
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Then :police:
What if a differnt fourm started a fourm game like our's and said it was better?
That forum would be Aerion Online.
What if yadayada.
then yadayada.
what if yadayada.
then......whatever ...
What if...yeah....
then......whatever ...
what if
then what if<_>(copyunright..)
what if then what if?
then ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
what if we werent born?
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What if Zypher saw that?
then he would cry
what if your concept art was worth 100 million$$$ when you died
I'd go gay.
What if MORE PEOPLE PLAYED WORMS.
Then I wouldn't be lazy.
What if LOL ZOMG HAX?
Then SPAM-U-KAGEN!
What if I couldn't think of a what if?
then you would ask your what if.
What if mango's were never made by god?
Then manstay's and manstop's would be created.
What if my shoe was made of clay
then you shoe would be dry as a rock.
What if my room was clean?
Then you would of wasted time cleaning it.
What if Silver exploded?
then thered be silver bits all over.
what if -something orginal-
Then -something unoriginal-
What if the girl in Fu's sig wasn't that hot...
Then Fu would go on a rampage.
What if all the people were Spiderman?
Then I'd be listening to The Ramones.
What would Odin do?
He would kill everyone.
What if guns weren't invented?
Then I'd be considered one of the strongest people EVER! RAPIER LAIJITSU, BITCHES!
What if RAPIER LAIJITSU, BITCHES?
I would say "what does that mean?"
What if Fu told me what that meant?
You would kill yourself.
What if we can travel in the future?
I'd conquer the universe.
What if Boe was the next dude to post?
I would spam!
SPAM
What if this post was deleted because it is spam?
SPAM DONKEY :donkey:
What if :gau:
Then i would win 5000000000000000000000000000 dollars!
What if I won 5000000000000000000000 dollars?
Then AH MAH GAH!
What if uber duber shuben?
Um... smile and nod...
What if I walked away because your scaring me...
I'd follow you.
What if I didn't folow you?
I'd take off my pants.. that would send you running...
What if I just scared you with that one?
I'd smack you with a +5 anti-pervert sword.
I would cry because I has two pears of pants on at all time... It's cold here...
;D
What if Boe remembered to say what if?
I would say what if Fu noticed that i forgot to say what if
what if Fu noticed that i forgot to say what if
Then I'd remind you to say what if.
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what if super kitten came?
Then it still wouldn't save this thread....
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Then you'd get shot
* bang *
what if I didn't shoot?
I would be happy.
What if my computer could not load the pic FU put and I didn't know what it was?
Then you'd be sad.
What if J.P.McPuffenmeyer?
He would kill everyone.
What if books weren't real?
Then I wouldn't be able to read.
What if BOOOOOOBIES?
He would go crazy.
What if (Insert Character) is real?
I'd be like Holy Sheeeeet!
What if teeeeehS yloH?
Then I wouldnt know what you just said...
What if I understood FU?
then you would know it was holy sheeet back wards.
what if .sdarw kcab teeeeesh yloh saw ti wonk dluow uoy neht
Then he'd be like 'yloH teeeeehS'
What if Shame on the Charlie who plays on the Charlie?
He would die.
What if a smiley with a machine gun attacks you.
then I would laugh and say "hey take this" and pull out a piece of paper with a happy face drawing and rip it
what if my 360 broke!!!!!
You'd go to Microsoft and yell at them.
What if Spiderman defeated Sephiroth?
then venom would come out and eat spidy!!!!!!!
what if we got more smileys on this fourm..(the neard smily)
We'd get a J.P. McPuffenmeyer one too.
What if people wanted to secks me more?
Then you would be non-stop secksing all day...
What if Fu was non-stop secksing all day?
the the world population would go up 100000000000 babies.
what if 5 = 10
then 10=5
what if :tpg: had to be in every post you made?
The world would join me in manly crying.
What if..... Yatatei OYAJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII?!?!?!?!?
I'd do it too.
What if you'd hit it?
Then 'it' would have my babies.
What if a woman volenteered to have my babies?
then she would just be one of the millions ;D
what if I didn't have pants on?
Then I might say "pixplz or gtfo" (I'd be kidding)
What if our knees were bent the other way?
we'd piss in our faces, what is we pissed in our faces
Then we wouldnt have to drink water anymore!
What if the world ran outa water...
I would be a very sad little man.
What if we realized that our legs were indeed faulty and we actual did make them bend the other way? BUT ALSO, after a few years of this, we realized that it was a VAST improvement on our other, outmoded legs, as we could now jump farther, run faster, move around in a more stable fashion?
Then we'd know that our legs were faulty and they were bended the other way and also that after years we get outmoded legs and jump faster, run higher lol i mean jump higher and run faster and move around in a stable fashion
What if what i said RIGHT NOW kill your dog?
I would say LOL N/A
What if I said drink a glass of water?
Id drink it and spit it on my dog lol.Then i'll put acid on you lol..
What if Arrowone got burned with the acid i gave him,,
I'd be having one serious trip, bra...
What if I gave you drugs?
Id not take em and throw more acid on you
What if i did take em ?_?
We'd trip out together! That'd be awesome.
What if we did?
We'd trip out together! That'd be awsome.
What if we trip out together?
We'd see all KINDS of crazy stuff, like dragons with fez's, golf clubs with attitude, Mondo Moles, hypochondria(tic?) cats, tiny elephants, and SNOZZBERRIES.
What if I ate a Snozzberry?
Then u'd Snooze?
What if he ate snozzberries and snoozed?
I'd poke him with a stick.
What if an ass goblin of a child joined the forums?
then BOE won;t bee alone (jk)
what if LOS actaully made ALL my spirits!
Then los would schplots.
What if MQQ?
Then MQQ.
What if MQQ?
Then MOO!
What if people ralised MOO and MQQ are the same thing?
CHAOS ENSUES! THE WORLD GOES MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!
What if I didn't have this fork up my ass right now?
I'd rolf...
What if Race Car YA-YAs?
Then you would crash
Waht if FU drove with his ass?
Then I'd UBER crash.
What if you had large fuzzy dice that hung proudly like testicles?
they'd make Dr Swordopolis's pants no so empty
What if someone forgot to put a 'what if' question?
I'd skull fuck 'em!
What if I was listening to MANOWAR right now?
I would wonder why you listen to "satans" music
what if their was something more pointless than a what if game, which also wasted just as much time, space, and posts?
Then I'd post in there.
What if Zamullter realised REAL metal stopped the whole childish 'Satan' crap.
Then he probably wouldn't of made the post about it, and would listen to it himself.
What if more than 0.001 percent of the worlds population just got turned into milliwatts?
Zamullter? aw... come on! please, no random "r"'s... i'll stop the random ellipses...
... ... ... ...
then .....
What if it wasnt 4 in the morning.
Then I'd be like ZOMG WTF PIRATE!
What if I had sex with the whole universe?
The universe would be a far better and far more sexy place.
What if you could taste this awesome raviolli I just cooked?
Then I'd get hungy and make some ravioli.
What if....... VIKINGS?
THOR
what if Zamullet was online?
then this would be and interseting game...
What if the devil rose out of the ground?
he'd be above the ground @_@
what if he started destructing the house where YOU live?
I would kill him.
What if I killed the devil?
Then we'd party with THOR!
What if we had a party with Thor any ways?
thor would party with us
what would happen if i haxed runegay
People would be like "WTF HAX!"
What if www.xanga.com/sexualbubblegum (http://www.xanga.com/sexualbubblegum) ?
we'd all be like OMFG TOO MUCH BAD LANGUIDGEZ !!
what if i was a fat german dog
Then you would be all like: *woof* *eat* *woof* *eat* *vomit* ... you have BULIMIA!
What if he had bulimia?
i'd be fucked
Without a question, no answer.
What if this were the last question in this topic?
then I would be like :tpg:
i would be like . . . . :/
what if blizz was a fat german dog ?
Then blizz would be the most clever fat german dog ever. Naturally ::)
What if the poster of the next post is Blizzard?
I am :tpg: why yo not know me is blizzard
What if what I just posted was stupid
The we'd all be like . . . stupid man to the random
Then WTF!
What if Morris remembered to add questions to his posts?
i'D BE HAPPY
wHAT IF I DID REMEMBER TO PUT QUESTIONS ?
then I would answer it.
What if the world was made of jell-o?
I get a spoon and eat nightwolf
what if i did eat nightwolf ?
Then Nightwolf would be no longer.
What if Nightwolf was no longer...
SAD.
What if SHUT THE FUCK UP?!?!
:tpg: <== me
what if that was me scared of you
Answer: What IF that was you being scared of me?!
Question: WELL?
It is.
What if I was a kitten?
You would be really cute and I would wuv oo wittle kitty head!!!111
What if you found out that every meat you've ever eaten was made of HUMAN?
I would say, Wow, human tastes good, and since I had been eating it my whole like it would be normal. And I would know (it's true) that eating human would be healthier than eating other animals because humans have all the thing you need to live.
What if me knowing that scared you?
I'd smoke a Cigarette.
What if you got that thing I sent you?
I WILL NEVER GET THAT THING YOU SENT ME POTAMUS!
What if lol
Then O RLY?
What if YA RLY?
then no rly
what if I sent a PM to the next person to post?
I would read it, the I MIGHT, MIGHT reply.
then i would delete it from his inbox....
What if evryone was smarter than me
(A) Its never gonna happen
(B) LOL
(C) The world would become a big chaos
I'm ignoring doop because he doesn't know how to play.
What if I wasn't ignoring doop?
Then, you would have answered him.
what if, FU wasn't ignoring doop?
I'd be like, woot de fook doop?
What if an ostrich was playing a piano?
I would lol, and say, "You are quite silly looking Sir Ostrich, as there aren't many Ostriches that play the piano!"
What if I had been here for two years going on three instead of zero going on one?
Nobody would care.
What if someone did care?
:tpg:
What if I could have my old cellphone that was made like a brick back (Kyocera), rather than this crappy flip phone (the Basic model from about a year ago made by LG)?
Then you could kill people with it.
What if I gave arrowone his old cellphone back?
I would have sex with you.
What if I was awesomer?
Then you would have POWER!
What if I ate some unagi and had a huge boner?
Arrowone would have sex with you :tpg:
What if I filmed their sex?
you could sell it online, cept no one would buy it.
what if zeriab went bankrupt?
He'd have no money.
What if I stopped posting in this hellhole of a game?
then this game receives a 10/10
What if Albert Einstein invented the time machine?
I'd go back in time and make myself geneticly improved and stuff
Morris, if you don't know how to play then quit playing! Gah, no wonder this thing is considered a hell hole.
Any ways, What if I was Blizzard's father? 0.o
Then you'll say "Blizzard. I am your father."
What if Chickens invaded the world?
I thought they already did.
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he would pimp out his daughters :tpg:
what if he pimped out his daughters
They'd have more VDs.
What if chika chika wha wha?
The the little sloth things out of ice age 2 who come and sacrifice you to the fire king
What if The Highlander who fights for thor ate a bucket of tuna flavored pudding and washed it down with a gallon of strawberry flavored quick
Then I would of had a weird after taste.
What if I got drunk later?
Then you would be intoxicated....later.
What if I were to live in a microwave?
Then you'd be a talking baked potato or something.
What if IRC didn't bore me today?
You would then need a life.
What if...I were to actually finish this question?
I'd answer it, probably.
What if I decided to look for a mapper on my RTP project instead of doing all the work myself?
Then we'd all think you are a lazy sobbing retard
What if Arrow was a lazy sobbing retard ?
...sobbing? M'kay, not sure how thos relate but otay. UM, I WOULD NOT GET ANYTHING DUN O WAI-
What if I finished this RTP dealie, unlike my other projects, and in doing so provided a valuable resource to the rm and megaman communities?
I'd spooge.
What if I bought $100 worth of Magic: The Gathering cards today?
__________SIDENOTE__________
I love that game. If any one else here plays Pm me.
WOW. That's...actually not very many cards, I don't think. You'd probably try to play someone over a webcam. I would, but I don't have any cards, or desktop space.
What if Walid Elhertani got say...a clue?
He's die of excitement.
What if Arrow realised I got a booster box worth of cards?
Booster BOX? That does sound fairly massive...Um, I would probably be all liek WOAH TATS A LUTTA KURDZ
What if I could be directed to a site that would explain the basics of this game?
Then http://www.wizards.com/magic/comprules/MagicCompRules050801.txt (http://www.wizards.com/magic/comprules/MagicCompRules050801.txt)
What if you read the whole thing?
I would probably get the information I was looking for. Just in case, I'll save the file to disk.
What if I was given the general price in dollars that it would cost me to get started, as well as a few tips?
To get started, I'd suggest getting some theme decks from the current core set. Also a good tip, hold out on using blue untill you're comfortable with the game due to blue playing weird compared to the other colors, Green or Red or White are good to start with.
What if after arrow got acuainted with the rules I sent him apprentince so we could play online for FREE?
ORLY?!
I mean, I so would. Imma start reading now. If it doesn't cost me money, I'm totally in on that shit.
What if hyperlink?
EDIT: It told me to read this instead. http://www.wizards.com/magic/rules/en_mol_manual.pdf
Then http://www.magic-league.com/download/apprentice.php (http://www.magic-league.com/download/apprentice.php)
What if you PM me incase you need Help with APPR?
I would have done it because I needed help. (And I can't play tonight, I need go "find" magic card codes. Also, this could easily be considered chatting to an uninformed parental figure.)
What if you had allready "found" magic card codes?
Well, I'd suggest studying up on the rules for a week or so before you play a game, so you wouldnt be as confused on your first game.
What if I was unsure what you meant by codes?
I'd tell you, "The guide said you put in a code to play witha given card on the internets."
What if wow it's late I'm going to bed in a minute I think.
You didn't ask a question ;9
WHAT IF I HAD A PENIS?
It would be small.
What If I sent arrow the zip that contains my version of APPR?
Then he'll be like AWESOME!
What if snakes kill than bite?
Then not much will change.
What if......... I OWNZ J00 ALL J00 PEASNTS?!?!?!?!?!?
I would be sad, as I had been OWNZ'd. :(
What if Pamela Anderson had a monopoly on Kleenex and toilet paper?
Then she'd plan for world domination.
Fu no question ?
What if a fat chick ate fu's babies ?
Then I'd get HIGHLANDER on her ass.
what if ZOMG! ZOMG! ZOMG!
The we'd all be like, wtfomglolroflbbq spam
What if giggity giggity goo ?
Then no one would be a virgin
What if the woodchuck could chuck wood?
Then lets have sex!
What if I used my Highlander powers to make you all forget this topic exsists?
We'd be like what the hell are we doing here?
What if i highlander man got shot in the balls
I'd be perfectly fine because of my cool Highlander powers.
What if CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
then CCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAARRRRRRRRLLLLLLLIIIIIIEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!
what if CCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAARRRRRRRRLLLLLLLIIIIIIEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!! ?
Then CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What if CHARLIE OWNZ J00 ALL ONEZ BY ONEZ, HUZZAH HUZZAH?
we'd all be like "omgwtfrolflmaobbq"
what if Charlie ate fu's balls, therfore stealing the highlanders magic !
Then Morris would be amazed as they grew back bigger than before. Silly, you have to cut my head off to take my powers.
What if Morris admitted he loves old man sex?
Than i'd shoot myslef, because thats a lie and you know it !
What Fu ate my shit
I'd puke as Charlie came in your face.
What if this got even funnier?
You'd be like WOOOOOOT MAD-GOAT-ROOTERS
What if I fell on a pile of toasters
I imagin it would hurt.
what if the sky was mario flavored?
_____side_note___
I made this forum...yay!
It would be really fucked up.
What if Fiestin realized she could figure out who I if she went to the wiki?
Quote from: SexualBubblegumX on February 25, 2007, 06:44:29 AM
It would be really fucked up.
What if Fiestin realized she could figure out who I an if she went to the wiki?
Fixd
What if that deadly peanut butter I ate does kill me?
I'll get REVENGE.
What if I wasn't listening to bathory right now?
I geuss you'll have peace of mind.
What if Fiestin asked what if?
Then he would start some odd forum where everyone keeps asking what if questions
What if Hitler had acess to giant robots?
Then America would of been call German America.
What if Pepsi and Coke never existed.
Then RC Cola would the be the world's favorite soft drink
What if Ronald McDonald got a loaded shotgun and knew how to use it?
He would kill burger king,King Guy.
What if silver stop loving us.
we would all die
wat if i ate a hamburger
you would find spit in it
what if you gave pikachu a giant sword
Then he'd probably not know what to do with it and discard it.
What if the person below me turned into a magical girl by night...whether they wanted to or not?
Well I suppose I would be getting the short end of the stick. :(
What if more people here used Game Maker, and my job was more important? (hinthinthinthinthinnnnnnnnnnnnnnt)
then you would get to power hungry and end up being found dead in you room.
what if i was bent on taking over the world
Then it would be time to DO S00P3r H3R01C$
FOR GREATEST JUSTICE
Oh, and what if y=4, x=6?
Then I did my homework COMPLETELY wrong.
What if this site turned into a David Hasselhoff fansite?
we would slowly fade into nuthingness
what if cats chased dogs
Already happens! Just what did you think your father and I do?
What if a SMOKING HOT just barely legal chick became your new teacher?
Who wouldn't want to have her. lol
What if the planet was shape like a cube.
then the english would have been right and would rule the world
what if the human race was asexual
The I would've had my son without Kaitenshin! :'(
What if instead of water humankind depended on soda?
I know a majority of you already do, but I mean EVERYONE.
Then in 2601 theyd be saying "The soda in the world in down, please conserve soda. drink water instead bitches"
WHAT IF I CUM?
I'm not seeing anything.
What if cheese took over the world and ate us and slice us up and was put in sandwhiches.
then i'd be like Damn Cheese, I LOOOOVED YOU AND NOW YOUR A BITCH WHORE
What if i was blizzard
...for one day, i'd say you'd fuck up his life as much as you could before time was up.
What if midgets controlled the Mafia?
then tall ppl wouldent exist...
what if all anime was destroyed
Japan would resort to collecting trading cards with stupid pictures with fantastical creatures on them (wait...)
What if the world was flat?
Then the laws of physics wouldnt work.
What if I didn't wander off for a couple days.
Then you would in a couple of weeks
What if I had a thousand monkeys that could dance?
They'd dance...ON YOUR GRAVE!!!
What if I started posting the story to my latest project?
Then we would yell at you for not doing it sooner
What if I did not have to wear mandatory dress today because I wore the wrong shoes yesterday?
LOL WHAT?
What if you told me what kind of school you were going to that they would make you do something so ridiculous?
You would rotfl because my school is
RETARDED
What if my school was cool
Then I would not be rotfl.
What if I was rotfl AND your school was awesome?
we'd all be dead.
What if . . . . . . ? (yes . . . is my question)
Then....would occur.
What if I was a smokin' hot model?
then kai would break up with you or would have never met you
what if life was a anime
You'd have big shiny eyes and unaturally strong powers that let you throw knives and shoot them to make them go faster.
What if I were a samurai...
you can wish all you want you fail
what if we found new humans
Then i'd make you date one of them!
What if Kaitenshin cheated on me with 13 hookers?
Wish granted, WOOO HOOOO!
What if Kairei cheated on me with Dale?
you would end up with gonagenacippaherpalaids and die a very slow painful death
what if i got a GF(gaurdian force)
Then it would be that one Queztoquotal Bird from ff8. How useless.
What if there really was GF's?
Then mine would beat yours repeatedly.
What if there were pokemon?
Then I CHOOSE YOU! SNORLAX, GO!!
What if their were Gardens(ff8)?
then we would all be badass seeds on a mission to save the world
what if i had wings...
Then you would be a pie-bird.
What if you didn't say what if in the next sentence?
Then I wouldn't be following the 'rules' of the game.
What if I kept posting here instead of just vanishing after this one post?
WTF why would you vanish?
But if you kept posting I would be tempted to bitch-slap you.
What if the latest fad was clothes made out of human hair?
Then I would chop of all your hair and use it as a cup.
What if I just randomly exploded and the shratnel of by bones pierces your left eye?
Then i'd have an eye patch and look super hot in it.
What if I turned into a bro-ho with star tattoos near my vagina?
Then I'd go the dessert with you sll the time to go ridin' and then I'd like break 6 of my bones and become an invalid.
What if Kairei and I were married in the samurai times?
Then we wouldn't be able to go 'FRODIN!! WATS UP BITCHES HIT ME UP ON MY MYSPACE PAYYYZ!!
What if I did get a tattoo (anywhere)?
It'd have to look good it would make you more mature in a naughty way.
What if I had to go soon?
THEN I'D HAVE TO KILL YOU.
What if I am preggers?
Then we'll go to Grandpup's, you know that.
What if I was preggo?
Then i'd panic and not support you.
What if you killed our child?
Please don't do that...
Then I'd say we'd get a lot less activity from Yukimora.
What if TAKE IT OFFFFF!
then we would all go blind
what if i was a girl
Then i'd become confused.
What if I got pregnant from someone other than Kaitenshin?
*walks away quickly*
What if.....Ugh. Brain fart.
then you would have a smelly head
what if i lost my eye
Then I laugh at you and always approach you from your blind spot.
What if people could teleport?
Then fewer people would drive in cars
What if /\ posted over 1000 posts within the next 24 hours?
Than I'd not have to go to school today. Sweet.
What if aliens attacked the planet?
Then they would steal our nuclear weapons and use them to blow a hole in the ozone layer, then we would all die.
What if a killer whale fed on nuclear waste, and became a giant killer whale with a taste for human flesh?
That would be a funny movie.
What if my name was Dr_Sperm (requests)
You would have less rep than you do now.
What if we lived on the moon?
I would fucking kill you and chuck you down to earth.
What if he realized I have antirep and really Id have 45 rep. (Well 30, counting the people who dont know and derep me because they hate me, oh wait 40, because the people who dont know and rep me too)
Then it would be the apocalypse.
What if my mother was a man?
Quote from: Kaitenshin on March 05, 2007, 08:26:30 PM
Then it would be the apocalypse.
What if my mother was a man?
Then I would cry because I had sex with a man.
What if Al Gore became president in 2000?
then there would be more terrorism and we would all retaliate
what if everyone didnt like pie
Then the the big bang would have never happened (It was the Mother Pie exploding).
What if somebody could give me extra access?
Then you'd think it was gay.
What if I wanted to be a rapper when I grew up?
I'd hate you. Rap sucks. >.>
What if the creature in my avy existed?
Then i'd beat the shit out of it.
What if cereal wasn't so damn tasty.
ACTAULLY TOO FUCKING BAD THATS IMPOSSIBLE.
Quote from: Nouman on March 06, 2007, 04:19:05 AM
Then i'd beat the shit out of it.
What if cereal wasn't so damn tasty.
ACTAULLY TOO FUCKING BAD THATS IMPOSSIBLE.
OHHH LOOOOOL
What if you opened your cereal box to find that it's empty and you couldn't get any for a long while for...some reason?
then you would be a very depressed person without cereal
what if pikachu did sizemictoss on a onyx
Then it would be the beastmoest pikachu and it throw you across the world one way and run the other way and catch you in Japan
What if Japan did not exist?
Then I wouldn't have gone to the mall yesterday to buy a Wii game for my Wii because there would be no Wii to buy a Wii game for.
What if the PS3 wasn't failing?
Then thousands of idiots would realize at the same time that they bought a piece of crap for way too much money.
What if school was never invented?
Then we'd all be dumb.
What if I wasnt busy?
Then youd be having fun
What if kittens were not funny and cute? (which could never happen without a miracle)
then they woulc suck
what if I wasn't so great?
then you wouldn't be great XD
what if Input.trigger?(Input::C
Then I Would come out of the Computer and Kill you with my Onion Stick!!!
What if I took over the World from the Past And Named America as Siomerica!!! XDDD
The Brits would run away XD
what if Britny spairs gets her hair back ?
I'll stab her to death.
What if that became an award winning documentary? You know, me stabbing brittney spears to death with a rusty rapier.
We'd all be like "Im leaving the gay forums (NO WAYZ RMRK ITZ TEH FO'SHIZZLEZ) But anyway we all leave because you'd turn the place into like a natural BoE Farm
What if God made a borito that even he himself couldn't eat it
Then me, the burrito man, would eat the burrito, fart and make the whole world gag.
What if I "borrowed" fifty tanks?
then I'll say my prayers :tpg:
What if Forcystuts DID "borrow" fifty tanks ?
Then you'd say you're prayers
WHAT IF HE WOULDNT SAY HIS PRAYERS!?
Then I wouldn't have said my prayers
What if I get my OWN tooth brush ?
Then you wouldn't have to use the toilet cleaner! :D
What if Silverline lost his Admin powers?
Uh...probably nothing
What if I had a nuclear missle?
Then I wouldn't have time to say my prayers XD
What if I had a nuclear missile ?
It would blow up.
What if I didn't get totally hammered last night?
Then you would get hammered the next night
What if I could fly?
Then, I'd Rip your Wings with My Baka-Fan :tpg:
What if I could Kill People with my Baka-Fan?! =D
Then you would touch the skyyyyy
what if I become a moderator ?
What if I became the ruler of the world...and everyone becomes my slave...and I get do anything I want with all the women. ;8
You'd get AIDS.
What if I was eating a baby right now?
Then I will use protection.
Babies...i don't think they taste good...
what if cats were really fat and could fly? lol
Then Dogs would be thin and would go underground.
What if I 'Came'?
I'd watch...
What if I had more Pr0n?
then you would be chat of the day!
what if fu's pr0n vanished?
I'd go on a rampage.
What if people stopped calling me fu? Seriously, I said it would be okay for a month to call me that out of habit, but quit, it's getting meh nerves finally.
youd go crazy XD
(sorry i didnt notice your name had changed ill keep that in mind :P)
What if...the forums were deleted :'(
I'd rape silver untill he got things working again.
What if some one taped it then sold copied and became rich as all hell?
Then i would scalp that person, stab them to death and get all their money.
What if I formed a terrorist group?
Your new clothing fashion would consist of the Middle East's replica of American Eagle, commonly known as Die Na Mite.
What if flatulations were fatally toxic?
what is ass duckies is actually a hore house full of hot goth babes who just want it hardcore? ;8
Then I would live there
what if snakes on a plane turned into Jeopardy on a plane
I blow it up with my baby brother's rocket launcher.
What if I was your daddy?
Then I would wonder if this was a dream and would probly run away.
What if your mom was a prostitute
then...she may get business?
what if peter pan lived with you
I would sell him to Cpt. Hook.
What if the seven drawfs stood naked outside your door asking, "You are the centre in our GANG BANG!"
I'd Run.....run so far away.
What if everything that wasnt edible was...like concrete, and glass....even though we all know glass tastes like a party in your mouth, and everyone just came from a baseball game, so they have spiked metal cleets on.
I would say what the heck are you talking about.
What if my computer just emailed me porn
You would open it.....duh.
lol rpg XD
anyway what happens if computers didnt exist
we would peeking in the girl bathroom
What if women had no holes?
I'd be pissed off.
What if I was working on Soul Refrian Complete?
I would say" What is that?"
What if pig's flew, and we rode them as mounts, and they had +5 awesomeness?
Thne I'd have to talk to my DM about that.
What if Bill Cosby raped you?
He'd say don't drop the puddin' pop
What if I acctually complete'd Celestial Tournement game and added a multiplayer version?
Then you would party
What if I was not awesome
LOL Bill Crosby! Super random.
I would continue on with my life.
What if I am some hot chick who is willing to come over and give you a what you want?
Id shoot myself because Id be cheating. ;D
What if Tom Cruise got powers and killed everybody but the women and raped them?
The fat chick's heads would explode!
What if jesus was living right now and didnt know anything about techknowledgy!
I'd kick his ass for being a douche.
What if they were afriad of your blackness?
I'm Black?!?!
What if we never existed!
Then Thor would still kick ass.
What if they were afraid of my fatness?
Then I would to
What if I peed on the rug
I'd spank you and say, "Bad boy!"
What if I was female?
I ask you if to meet me in a dark alley and strip naked and wait until someone gives you some love.
What if anime babes were real?
I'd be geting hentai hookers or something.
What if you put the shim sham in the flim flam?
I'd die in an explosion.
What if I died in an explosion?
then you'd be dead.
What if he died but wasnt dead, and not even any ghost sorta person?
He will suffer for all eternity, I guess.
What if he really suffer for all eternity?
I'd make sure I didn't. :evil:
What if I was duck's ass?
then I'd be Psyduck :=:
What if I eat a Vanilla H Icecream? >=d
I'd take it away from you.
What if the unverse was nothing but a ginormous spherical pizza?
Then our race would be "Toppings" not "Humans"
What if piddzaas had no cheeez?
Then We would had to eat Milk as replacement of Cheeez ;__;
What if There were No Extension Games? =O
Then it would be the apocalypse.
What if the extension game no longer extends?(!)
It'd be a game!
What if computers worked using pie instead of the motherboard etc.
then i'd have eaten my damn pie
what if?
Then.
What if Blizzard came to your house and knocked on your door?
I'd have enough cream to make the pie for my computer....
What if blazzard had boobs!
Then I woul slap him
What if there was your mom next to the screen
I'd fart again.
What if I was eating babies right now?
I'd ask you if you remember'd the mango glaze.
What if babies were legal to eat?
Then I'd have delicious baby back ribs.
What if I told you I was the mother pie herself?
Then I'd eat you.
What if I had more rep?
You'd be happy!
What if I could give rep!
Then I would have lots.
What if diseased rat mucus from a fat gay Frenchman got into my Snickers?
then you'd be a zombie who hates Americans.
What if life was just a dream?
Then that dream stinks =\
What if I was a robot?
Then it would be the Matrix (?)
What if Kaitenshin finished his post?
Then I would know what to do.
What if I knew what to do?
Then you we would both know what to do?
What if Kaitenshin didn't ruin this topic by not following the rules?
Uh, then I'd be happy.
What if I assassinated Irgna?
Then you'de go to jail for murdering the president.
What if Kaitenshin went to jail for killing the president?
Than I'd break out with Yukimora and kill the creator of Naruto.
What if I REALLY did kill Masashi Kishimoto?
Then hundreds of thousands of Naruto fans would be on you like a pack of hungry wolf on a bleeding deer.
What if that last line wasn't so stupid sounding?
Then you would have gotten popular and rich and famous and would eventually surpass Blizzard's scripting skills.
What if I unsheathed my sword and committed seppuku?
What if you followed the rules for this topic like you forgot to before?
Than you would be less pissed at me? :tpg:
What if?
I don't know o.o
What if the world collided with the sun?
Then a really awesome explosion would happen.
What if I started coming here everyday again.
Then you'd be the only one on.
What if Jesus was a crippled donkey?
I'd drop kick him.
What if people followed the rules here?
Then it would be boring.....
What if Silver died?
Then I would be answering this question again (look back a few pages)
What if Chuck Norris was my bodyguard?
Then you would rule the universe.
What if there were no such things as TV, beer, and computers?
It's sure that life is not lively anymore.
What if I'm a boy?
Then I'd eat my shoe.
What if I was Bill Gates?
Then RMRK will be famous.
What if everything was made from machine?
Then I'd be a robot.
What if I ruled the earth?
That'll be cool.
What if there's no music in this earth?
Then video games would be extremely boring.
What if we were 2 dimensional?
I'll be one of those game's main character art.
What if everything is made from paper?
Then we'd never run out.
What if my game became the next Final Fantasy?
I'm sure that's impossible. LOL, j/k.
What if RMRK has it's own official company building?
W'd have to pay rent.
(BTW,
QuoteI'm sure that's impossible.
I know it'll never happen. ;D)
What if I actually was Baron Samedi?
I don't even know him.
What if RPG Maker XP 2 was available?
It would be called RPG Maker Vista.
Baron Samedi is the Voodoo God of the Undead. ;D)
What if a new country was discovered?
It's Atlantis, maybe.
What if Windows Blackbox is out already?
What if...what?
What if my project gained SO MUCH MOMENTUM that every Mega Man community on the internet was holding their breath in anticipation??
(LOL Yeah right...)
Then you'd probably become UBER RICH.
What if Gilga hadn't kicked you down those stairs?
He'd fall off his chair?
What if flying turtles ruled the world?
Than I'd develop a race of flying sharks with anti-turtle teeth.
What if I put freakin lazers on my sharks.
The flying turtles would develop mirrored stainless steel shells to protect themselves from your shark's teeth and lasors! :o
What if my turtles got death charges?
Then I'd develop invincible sharks that will always be one step ahead of your turtles.
What if sharks were communist?
....IT'S A LIE.
What if this guy had a face and words?
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Then you would need to post it in my girlfriends (Kairei's) topic.
What if Hitler's Left testicle was planning to take over the world?
Then he'd be the Kool-Aid Man.
What if we all lived in a video game?
Then WE WOULD NEVER DIE! And i'd kill you, so you better save before it.
What if we had lazer gun technology in 10 years?
Then I'd shoot you till you looked like swiss cheese.
What if RMRK had 3,231 members?
Then it'd be right.
What if Swiss Cheese tasted like commie Sharks?
IDK...
What if I understood what you just said?
Than you would die from it's complexity.
What if Irgna was a legendary hooker from the Mist Village?
Then you I would start scaring myself.
What if Kaitenshin didn't insult himself twice earlier in this topic (look back, you'll see what I'm talking about)?
Then I still wouldn't give a fuck.
What if that porn of me some how circulated the forums?
then i might put it on youtube.
what if george bush was my mom............?
Then he'd have two pussies. The one between his legs, and Dick Cheney.
What if when crabs had sex, they got pubic people?
Then I'll LOL till dusk. LOL.
What if The Sims 2's WooHoo was not censored?
Than we would all stop playing the Sims
What if I was Arl ??
i don't know, cause right now, i think everyone is..... all the posts are from you...except not... its confusing me.
what if 'what if' didn't exist?
Then the purpose of asking "what if?' in a what if topic would not exist.
What if "What if" didn't not exist?
Than you would ask the question - "What if "What if" didn't not exist?"
What if I was like a moron ?
then I would be a moron..
what if ...
Then !!?!?!?!?!???
What I rebembered what I did in my drunken haze last night?
then you would die again
I don't know how you managed to do it, but you did. You failed this post. I'll bail you out though.
What if cobragamer forgot to ask a what if question?
Then I wouldn't know what the hell your talking about becuase I cant tell who is who.
What if Holkeye just posted above me?
Then You'd Be a Good Reader ? O_O
What If Bill Gates Was Poor? ???
POOR? how would that even happen!? he knows no such thing as 'POOR'! What is this 'POOR' you speak of!?
What if Bill Gates was even richer?
Quote from: grafikal007 on April 03, 2007, 02:56:02 PM
POOR? how would that even happen!? he knows no such thing as 'POOR'! What is this 'POOR' you speak of!?
What if Bill Gates was even richer?
~Head explodes due to thought of that~
Hey, you were right....gnomes and lazors do equal to explosions!!
Question, please?
What if IE was banned from the net community?
Then this would never have been posted.
What if our computers are really plotting against us, and there first move was to hijack everything digital that was related to comedy and use it against us?
you wouldn't be the only guywithproblems if that happened.
what if? at that's allll there was . . . . . .
Then That would be All I can say for it ::)
What If I was You.
well, then u'd be a guy, and go to art college. and make icons and stuff. :P
what if a person wrote a full sentence in 'smilies' and EVERYONE understood it?
Then everyone would have telepathic powers.
What if tomorrow you decide to eat your breakfast by throwing it into the air, shooting it up, and then trying to get the pieces?
Then I'd better be a good catch.
What if unintelligent people didn't make an account here and then go directly to ID, and post nonsense?
They'd be moved to spam. Or, also, then things would just be as they are now. XD Jkkkk People there are too smart for me so I just try to avoid it :P
What if intelligent people didn't make an accuont here and then go directly to Spam and post smart stuff?
Then... It Wouldnt Be Spam I'd Be... Something else O_O
What If jesus Come To Earth And Killed Bush And Became The President? :police:
then the courts would impeach him for being religious, because of 'separation of church and state'...but hes fucking JESUS so he'd be like...'fuck u' " LIGHTNING BOLT! " and then he'd still be president.
what if telephones were GIANT FLAMING VAGINAS!
Then I'll trash them all without any doubts.
What if water is NOT water?
Then we would be a Sack of Something else that is Not Water ::)
What if a Giant Gorrilla Invaded RMRK?! 0_0
Then the knights of RMRK will fight it!
...
Is there any? O.o
What if RMRK's games goes commercial?
Then I'd be a rich ass Mo-Fo.
What if we started world war III so war game developers would have new material?
WE WOULD HAVE REALLY COOL GAMES !
What if George Bush was jumping ?
if off a cliff...then this is what he'd look like v
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what if people could only see using their fingers?
Then I would be seeing my ballz right now.
What if people could type with their balls?
taht wulod ltos and ltos of fun$
aw man, that's hard to do...
what if every color was actually its compliment color? (ie. green/red, blue/orange, purple/yellow)
Then i'd fail in Art.
What if pencil weilding penguins attacked the forums?
Then this forum would be ruled by flightless, tap-dancing birds who can draw.
You forgot to ask what if. :'(
Now I have nothing to answer.
What if I had something to answer?
then you wouldn't post here.
What if I was spiderman?
Then you'd be a freak of nature.
What if I didn't kill the "I Wish..." forum game?
Then you'd be raped.
What if all I'm gonna do is binga bang boong my linga linga ling long?
Then the bing bang boong gets all over the desk
What if that wasn't perverted?
Then he wouldn't be sexualbubblegum.
What if the world was square?
god would be moving us around like a cubix cube.
What if the core of the earth was made of jelly.
Then we'd have a great time digging to china.
What if computers didn't exist? :o
I would stab the entire population to fill the empty void in my heart.
What if you had a penis instead of a hand
We'd have a hell of a time whacking off.
What if we had noses instead of eyes?
Everything would smell alot more, and you would be blind.
What if RMRK was shut down permanently?
Then I'd be sad.
What if dogs picked up human poop in plastic bags?
Then I'd wake up.
What if?
what if what?
what if you dont go?
Then I stay.
What if Fiestin figured out who the hell I am?
Then she'd know.
What if a dinosaur ate your foot?
I'd gte a wooden one.
What I started spelling 'get' correctly?
We'd all be surprised.
What if we threw a suprise party about it?
I'd get really drunk.
What if I wasn't out of booze?
You would not be on here.
What if you got drunk off of air?
Then I'd be one happy sum'bitch.
what if my dog stopped secksing the cats?
Then the how Catdog never would have been born.
What if Nickelodeon didn't suck balls?
Then they'd just suck camel cock.
What if Cigs CURED cancer?
Then tons of people would be smoking.
What if tons of people were smoking...hot?
I wouldn't have people to p[oint and laugh at anymore.
What if The Pope admitted Jesus wasn't real?
Then I would kill, because Jesus is real, I DONT CARE WHATS YOU SAY ;9
What if the pop was murdered?
Then I would have to buy some more Pepsi.
What if asian men had large genitalia?
Then they would masturbate in public.
What if an old man told me his lost puppy was in my pants?
Then that old man may very well be a sexual predator and a child molestor. As well as a con-man hiding from the government, and the police for beating his wife and raping his child.
What if someone actually remembered me?
Then someone would remember you (Who ARE you?).
What if I actually complete my New Years resolution for this year to buy and beat all of the numbered Final Fantasy games in order (except XI)?
Then U still be left to complete XI....
What if I Came out of the Computer and Ate all of you after this Post? =D
Then I would be your lunch.
What if I could manage to figure out how to use Blender?
Then you would blend your dick by mistake.
What if I could make love to a lamp post?
Then you would, and you have some pretty bright kids (HAHAHAHAHa...its not funny, DONT LAUGH FOOL)
What if I was pimp :o
Then u'd be Pimpy xD
What if I was...Green?! !_!
I would touch you.
What if my penis fell off?
Then you'd grow an ass.
What if I submitted h***** in the resources section ?
Then u;d walk The Plank +___+
What if Space Turkeys comes and Takes over the World?
Then Thanksgiving would be a horrible and bloody day.
What if I was a :mex: ?
Then you'd be jumping right now. ;D-jumping bean lol
What if tommorow will be End of The World ?
We would be F#@*ed
What if monkeys took over the world...
It would be made into another movie.
What if I had three hands?
Then while your left hand is typing in your keyboard, and your right hand is clicking the mouse looking for porn, your other hand will be in your pants. :o
What if tommorow is yesterday?
Then Today is Tomorrow and so on.
What if Mini-Ninjas appeared and fighted with Mini-Pirates at my room right now 0_o
Then blood and gore will spread all over your room !
Pirates will win !
What if I shot my cannon out of your computer monitor ?
then ouch seriously :(
what if women are now controlling the world(NO,THEY'RE NOT!!)
The world would be a better place.
What if J.P. Mcpuffenmeyer was here?
This world would be a better place? lol.
What if I were the adminstrator of RMRK? (I know I know, be prepared for LOADS OF CRAP!) lol
then this will be heaven haha ilu bro
what there was no women on earth?
Then only the gay will survive, that is until they die... then no ppl left lolol... oh gawd, i forgot about all that testube synthetic stem cell crud lol. Now u got me thinking.
What if Diet coke was actually good for you?
well..cool then
what if you'd live in Quebec?
[spoiler]i know the answer. we'll dominate ;)[/spoiler]
It would be its own damn country, and I would so lead it.
What if quebec was its own country
then i'll make a thread because it's gonna be too long to explain.
what if you spoke french?
I would be bylingual, What if you spoke your own language?
I wuld spek emerikin.
wut if u was lik shot?
the world would end!!
what if it was raining chocolate =O
i wouldn't eat it
What if chocolate ate your house
guess i'm fucked.LOL
what if it was raining frogs =O
Then I would call for Moses to come save me.
What if it was snowing yellow snow?
I'd get me an umbrella and some rubber clothing.
What if you were locked in the mall with zombies?
You'd wake up and realize the Dead Rising has been giving you nightmares again.
What if you were trapped on an island with countless zombies, undead creatures, and biological monsters?
Zombies, there the dumbest, and funnest to kill.
Would you rather Be A zombie? or a monster? If you could see what you were doing?
a zombie. at least I guess i'm already dead, but i'll ''live'' forever yay!
would you rather be a woman with a penis, or a man with a vagina?
(LOLL)
Um, guys? This is the "What if..." thread, not the "Would you rather...?" thread. You're supposed to answer what would happen if something occured, not ask what they would rather choose.
What if Blizzard came back to RMRK?
WHOA
WHEN DID BLIZZARD LEAVE??
AGHH i loved that guy :(
he helped me when i was sad.. :)
..ANYWAY..
then we would have one of the best crankeye members back
he was my second favourite..
what if the peice of toast i was eating this morning came to life :O
It will burst out your stomach, and your blood and guts will be spilled everywhere.
What if kids had guns and randomly killing people?
That would be my Middle School :tpg:
What if I found teh woman of mah dreamz?
She'll say no, when you ask her to have your babies.
What if SBX's dream girl said yes?
She'd be having TEN of them. Yes I want no less than ten children.
What if Jesus was Buddhist?
Then the world would be buddhist than christians.
What if pr0n didn't exist?
People would eb much more pissed off.
What if THE MATRIX HAS YOU?!?!?
Then it would be a worldwide hit + a 5 sequels.
What if RMRK didn't exist?
Then we'd be posting on other forums.
What if every one finally admitted that Rap isn't music?
No difference.
What if Earth was destroyed?
I'd apologise immediately for destroying it.
What if Roph was really Odin?
He'd still be killed by Seifer in FF8 :V
What if I lived under your bed?
I'd have a Kilt with a fucking Fox Pelt on it for making that Gif.
What if I had that awesome kilt and wore it with my monocle?
No difference, because you already have it.
What if SBX's pr0n was deleted?
Then the world would never be the same again.
What if I told you the meaning of live after death?
I'd shrug because I already know the answer.
What if giant penises just started flying in the sky shooting lazers at random people?
Then we are doomed.
What if the world was dust corn in another universe?
Then I'd fart for no reason.
What if... MOUSTACHE FORCE ASSEMBLE!?!?!?
Then we are revived from the doom.
What if the world was flat?
Then it would be renamed 'your moms chest' OHHHHHH!
What if I was shaving my junk while typing?
Then your junk will be shaved in the last 10 minutes.
What if the power level is over 9000?
Oh it's been over 9000 since I got that monocle.
What if..... QWERTY?
Then ?YTREWQ
What if :) was changed for :D
Then :shaft:
What if ;8
then :irock:
what if I had a better laptop
Than I'd gank it to be a dick.
What if people figured out saying 'stop right there criminal scum' to me doesn't fucking work?
then theyd actually catch you
what if :-[
Then :tpg:
What if.... MOUSTCHE FORCE ASSEMBLE?!?!?!?!?!
then I'd crash the party
what if
MOUSTACHE FORCE ASSEMBLE!
What if.... FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
Then you'd get sued by the people who made Zero Wing.
What if it was mother's day today?
Then, we would have to go shopping, a lot...
What if justice didn't exist?
then it would be FOR GREAT BACON!
what if bacon?
Then Egg.
What if I was you?
then you would be me
what if BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Then ;8
What if :mex:
Then :sb:
What if God was a lady?
Then God would be a Goddess.
What if I gave out free porn?
Then I'd spooge on you.
What if my spooge cured cancer?
Then you would have no cancer...
What if SBX was the admin?
The world would go boom.
What if I had a top hat to match my monocle.
Then you would be classier.
What if nothing happened?
Then we'd be bored.
What if Roph got a Monocle?
The Crankeye.net would be Monocleye.net :-X
What if barbie dolls conquered the world we are in now?
Then the intelligence status of the worlds population would decrease.
What If the world was 10% Soda?
I'd be a very happy man.
What if :aryan:
Then :nono:
What if :spam:
Then :tpg:
what if :o
Then :P
What if :blizj:
Then :rk:
What if :police:
Then ^-^
What if :bean:
nominating for awesomeness.
What if :irock: didn't exist?
Then no dick gap. >_>
What if Roph was the empreror of the world?
I'd over throw him, because I'd douchebag like that.
What if we were HIGHLANDERS?
Death
what if SexualBubblegumX ruled the world?
Then every girl would be goth, and niagra falls will be filled with :pw: and all men would have to wear and moustache and a monacle and all who did not break the laws previously inflicted on us would be put in jail.
What if manga/anime was never invented?
Then we will live in a desu-less hentai-less anime-less sad, sad world. ;9
And Caro Ru Lushe would be sad.
What if Irock has no dick gap.
we would be short one goofy joke. :IROCK:
What if Irock manages to procreate some day? (the horror)
Then we know that there are some seriously desperate sluts out there.
What if we were all RMXP Characters?
Someone would have a hell of a time trying to sprite me then.
What if [CENSORED]?
Then (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnowthatsanass.com%2Fgallery%2F10-27-05-2%2Fthumbs%2Ftugjobs-sophia-08.jpg&hash=c2b885fe8e52983baf0b6e5b049119cd4c306429)
What if I haven't shaved my junk in a week?
Then it will be the end of the world.
What if someone drank too much :pw:?
So I can post pr0n hear?
http://www.amateurcollegeteens.com/
Nuff said.
I thought let's remove the URL tags before some kid comes in.
Quote from: DeathLockBM on May 20, 2008, 01:04:38 PM
Then it will be the end of the world.
What if someone drank too much :pw:?
Then... I would be... *hiccup* I would be... fuckin' drunk as hell, man... *hiccup*
What if I... oh Jesus Christ, fuck it. *passes out on the floor*
Then I poke you with a stick!
What if.... ::)
Then (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi254.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh99%2FZylos_2007%2FSmilies%2FZylos_eyeroll.gif&hash=5fe7b7f1357484a30b14fd63da4ee25355802e1f)
What if :yourmom:
Then :kill:
What if :spam: didn't exist?
The world would become way too boring.
What if (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs60.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fh37%2FArmedslayer17%2Fth_roflcopter.png&hash=9dfcc83eeb2b7c7aa27c1b6f0619afd18ff2705f)
Then I would lol.
What if I needed something stronger than :pw: ?
Then jump of a cliff.
What if :pw: didn't exist?
Then Fu would have a heart attack.
What if Invisible Cat exist?
Its invisible, nothing really changes.
What if a cat was :djang: too much?
I'd need to clean it up.
What if (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.alyon.org%2Fgenerale%2Ftheatre%2Fcinema%2Faffiches_cinema%2Fp%2Fpoo-pro%2Fpopeye_the_sailor_man.jpg&hash=78250de3fa959a7de298c449c9025646c4d07b76)
Then (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi254.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh99%2FZylos_2007%2Fredx.gif&hash=dbc01930f821ef95e22f4e2c7ee674dcc5205f6c)
What if you were accused of murder?
Then I'd be ;8
What if toast was poisonous?
Every one would be dead by now.
What if I wasn't a SAILOR MAN?
Then I wouldn't be able to make any "sea man" jokes behind your back.
What if Mattsaysimafaggot wasn't such a faggot?
then TIME PARADOX!
what if 4
Then 5
What if...
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Then I'm too damn lazy to watch the video.
What if Dogs were the dominant species?
Then my dog would rule the land with an Iron first because he is the most angry/ suicadally aggresive.
What if.... :monkey:
Then :bean:
What if Roph was god.
Then He would have to Batlle Odin.
What if you got that thing i sent you?
I'd send it back, since I have no idea what it is.
What if SBX wasn't sailor man?
All the world's women would weep.
What if TROLLHAMMAREN?
Then O_O.
What if :hurr:
Then I think of Arrow for some reason.
What if instead of using emotes, we actually asked "what if" questions?
This would happen to everyone.
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What if :monkey: was not a god?
Then NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What if X Didn't kill meh in mmx3?
Then zero would of killed you.
What if theres a alternate universe that :monkey: wasn't a god?
That universe would suck.
What if Kefka pooped gold?
Gold would be worthless and soupy sometimes.
What if mexicans quit trying to sell marijuana?
Then they'd all be out of a job. :V
What if Fish Month was replaced with Bird Month?
Then all the members with fish names, would change to bird names.
What if :facepalm:
Then :facepalm:
What if all of the sudden, it started to rain drops of hot chocolate?
I'd be a ROBOBIRD then.
What if anski admitted to being a terrorist?
Then you'd better sweep your house for bombs.
What if I needed a mug of coffee?
Then I'd tell you, its better to drink :pw:.
What if Zylos was an artic wolf?
he could only dance with the arctic :monkey: .
What if naphe magically appear over and over again after being banned?
The forums, some how, would catch fire, showing little fire gifs all over the forum, every half hour
What if I wanted a sandwich? (Which I do :D)
I'd give you one for ten bucks...
What if Rama Lama Ding Dong?
Then you stay the hell away from me.
What if you see YuGiOh?
Your eyes would burn out your skull.
What if... :bean: + :mex: = (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi266.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fii264%2Fqwekefka%2FOldMexibean.png&hash=b36c27bb069e2b4514b7e4f5363eebfe401f870b)?
Then a new icon would be added to combined beans.
What if all banned members became unbanned?
The moustache force would RE-ASSEMBLE!
What if I started getting drunk more?
Then you'd drunkenly rape some hooker.
What if you had to be a head living in a jar? (lol futurama)
I'd join forces with Bender....
What if Tacos could talk?
I would continue eating burritos.
What if all the :pw: in the world was my piss?
I'd tie you down so I would never run out of :pw:
What if I was nailing your mom?
Then [spoiler](https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi254.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh99%2FZylos_2007%2FSBGX_gun.gif&hash=d8ec5a3a3171d15f11cef4ae29343fb93144d358)[/spoiler]
What if (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi254.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh99%2FZylos_2007%2FSmilies%2Fzylos_cryeyesout.gif&hash=662ca4b13552840b49b6e5c4e202777c08cb83f2)
Then (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.serebiiforums.com%2Fimages%2Favatars%2Fanime%2FMudkipPose.png&hash=19249865396753dd872260faa4de8e37565b9788)
What If I didn't clean out my comp earlier?
Then you would have a lot of viruses.
What if hackers didn't exist?
The interwebs would be boring.
What if the inerwebs NEVER got boring?
Its never boring because im on. Special hax :pw: any1?
What if couldn't get banned ever?
Then we'd all just ignore your posts.
What if in the future, humans could inhale helium and fly?
Then it would sound as though Mickey Mouse was flying through the air.
What if the internet didn't exist?
I wouldn't of been able to post this.
What if :pw: ran out?
Then (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi254.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh99%2FZylos_2007%2FSmilies%2Fzylos_cryeyesout.gif&hash=662ca4b13552840b49b6e5c4e202777c08cb83f2)
What if :baww:
Then :a:
What if someone were to do :gib: + :mex: = ?
Then (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi254.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh99%2FZylos_2007%2Fquepasawr9.png&hash=b225a1762d37b9bb3cb030bd123abe507b6db71b)
What if I was standing right behind you?
Then I will give you a hug.
What if :sb: + :bb: = ?
:bb:
What if the questions on this thread don't make sense?
Then I'll slap you in the face.
What if you eat :cow: Burger?
All burgers are made of cow.
What if cats started walking on their hind legs, started talking, and became a new race to Earth?
Then I'd feel right at home.
What if Irock became a Super Administrator?
Then RMRK Is reallly going downhills!!!!!! (No offence =X)
What if I was a diclonius & went on a killig spree? (See Elfen Lied if you don't understand what's a diclonious is)
Arrow: "POR QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!?!?!?"
What if I finally had a girlfriend- oh wait~ <3
You already have one, I think.
What if the bait shop was closed?
Fish month would go on for another month :D
What if fish could fly and shoot lasers out of they're eyes?
We'd regret that we ate so many of them! :lol:
What if kittens could sing?
Then I'd take you to see the musical Cats.
Edit: What if I forgot to ask a "what if" question?
The world ends.
What if Al Gore died in a horrific accident of freezing to death?
I'd be so very happy.
What if I needed more caffine?
Then you would drink an energy drink
What if we were all super heros?
Naphe would come back as a stronger villain, but he'd just get his ass whooped by the whole forum. Oh wait she is back...Whoops...
What if all of the sudden, there were zombies? :O
I'd eat livers instead of brains, because It's less gross.
What if Manowar did your mom?
Quote from: Volt Catfish on June 04, 2008, 10:29:04 PM
I'd be so very happy.
Me too! :tpg:
She'd be ever so shocked
What if Djang wasn't fat?
She would go to McDonalds to celebrate.
What if your computer got a virus if you opened this spoiler?[spoiler] ;8[/spoiler]
Then ;8 ;8 ;8 ;8 ;8 ;8 ;8 ;8 ;8 ;8 ;8 ;8 ;8 ;8 ;8 ;8 ;8 ;8
What if the Master-Baiter (Zylos's Bait Shop) was destroyed?
I'd be a sad Robofish
What if Darth Vader was your dad?
I'd have the force :O
What if there was a raid on the forums of noobs?
I'd get mah SWORD!
What if these Andy Cap's weren't stale?
Then I still wouldn't eat them if I were you.
What if... (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi254.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh99%2FZylos_2007%2FSmilies%2Fzylos_king.gif&hash=f000145b95bfeb168284ad8197a6e842de4ba7b3) ?
Zylosos would be king :O
What if...uh...pie...?
Then... NOM NOM NOM!
What if Nouman was really Jesus?
Then You wouldn't have a Harem C:
What if I don't put anything in this sentence at all? >=(
It'd be...THE END OF THE WORLD
What if the world ran out of tuna?
We wouldn't have fishatarians anymore.
What if the world's electricity was ran by wind instead?
No more kites.
What if chocolates were apples?
Then apples will be chocolate.
What if chocolate was fake?
Then vanilla would become more popular.
What if Naphe the 2nd's account was real?
Then we would be surprised.
What if everyone had nuclear power?
Then we'd all have deformed offspring.
What if your sig didn't creep me out?
It'd creep me out too.
What if zombies exist?
I'd have eaten about a third of your small intestine by now.
What if Bill Gates was god?
Then god would be extremely rich.
What if...[spoiler](https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi254.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh99%2FZylos_2007%2Fdday_badge_fox2.png&hash=5fe4433684c58476fd3747d6f003a59692949daa)[/spoiler]
:facepalm:
What if Zylos wasn't a furfag
He'd just be a fag, then?
What if CoD5 wasn't modern?
I'd be dissapointed.
What if Rambo just came out of no where and punched you in the kidney?
I'd probably cough of some blood, and break some bones ;9
(CoD5 is a WWII game, EA just grabbed their balls, twisted them in a knot and threw them in a blender)
What if the world were square?
If da world were square yo I'd make it a nice fresh circle with my funky fresh beats yo
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Now kick it yo what if I stayed in Philly
The show would of actually of benn funny.
what if SBX didn't say the second half...then LAZER BATS PYUU PYUUUUUUUU!~
What if Bamboo?
Then panda.
What if the beans didn't exist?
Then this thread (http://rmrk.net/index.php/topic,27604.0.html) would not be as funny.
What if that project really did make POTM?
Then the RM world will be filled with 100% crap quality projects.
What if that project was sold sucessfully?
Then the money would be donated to help cure "retardedness".
What if you were diving into a pool, and while you were at the bottom someone poured oil onto the surface and lit it on FIRE!?
then you'd be fine until you drowned.
What if shmup?
Then wtf?
What if I had no idea what you just said?
Then I'd have no clue what to say.
What if there was a fire in your house?
Then I'll run away form the house.
What if you dare to dare me?
Then I would be daring you.
What if people stop necroposting?
We'll all live in a better place. ;8
What if this topic does not exist?
Then neither would this post.
What if I wasn't wearing any underwear today?
Then that would be a disturbing sight.
What if I found $20?
Then I would steal it.
What if currency didn't exist?
Then we'd all either be thieves, or we'd trade our limbs for cool shit.
What if America was submerged underneath the ocean entirely, so that the only life that could exist on it anymore was plant life and little fishies?
Then we will become Mermaid and Merman.
What if :facepalm: wasn't made?
Then we'd all be saying :.facepalm: without the .
What if we had no fingers?
Then we'd find alternate ways of masturbating. XD
What if I typed using different colors?
Then look at the preety color.
What if longcat?
Then Dr. Salvador would come out of nowhere and make it a shortcat.
What if I was underneath your computer desk?
Then it would be a very disturbing sight.
What if everyone on RMRK had ban powers?
Then I'd probably have accidentally banned myself.
What if RMRK was the lifeforce of the universe.
Then Silverline will be lord of the universe.
What if crappy games became professional?
Then I'd lulz.
What if I went a nd took a shower about now?
Then the abominable stench lingering about this place would be gone for a while.
What if I actually meant my insults to /\?
Then I'd hand you a gun and tell you to watch out for any swords that get thrown at you.
What if I wasn't (https://rmrk.net/Themes/rmrk2_dark/images/donator.gif)?
Then your badge will be (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwiki.rmrk.net%2Fimages%2Fd%2Fd8%2FExtra_access.gif&hash=74e31132554601149776cde6017619ed6828c8b3) or (https://rmrk.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwiki.rmrk.net%2Fimages%2Fc%2Fc8%2FRmrka.gif&hash=c2fdc8fa00eb127dbbcac6e3dbc6ae334c95cb6f).
What if the Extra Access was lead by necroposters?
I'd read the Nerconomicon.
What if more people read the Necronomicon?
Then they wouldn't be reading the real Necronomicon since it does not actually exist.
What if you found porn pictures of yourself on the internet (and they weren't taken by you or anyone you know)?
I'd start believing in alternate universes.
What if you became an anime girl?
Suicide.
What if everything in your possession turned to water?
Then I would drown.
What if crime became justice and justice became crime?
Then "OMG! You saved that man's life and for that I shall kill you!"
What if the world was made of chocolate?
The world wouldn't exist for long then. Yum!
What if you were George Bush's adopted son?
I would suicide.
What if you were George Bush's lover?
I'd kill him in the night.
What if George Bush was reading this now?
He would do nothing.
What if I asked you "What if I killed you?"?
Then I would say "No".
What if death didn't exist?
Then your name would probably be something along the lines of "juicymanlol"... or something completely different.
What if your keyboard suddenly started typing by itself?
lskdfha;slhfdlasiuhfuisakhfjkasdhfaiusdfh
ahsfuhduiashdfuihasfaishf?
Then you'd be Irock's twin brother.
What if my webcam didn't creep me out everytime I looked at it?
Then I'd be able to spy on you without the funny expression on your face.
What if I drank 16 :pw: ?
Then you'd be drunk like hell.
What if everyone's games were deleted from their computers?
THAT'S NIGHTMARE, NO, WORLD'S APOCALYPSE!!
Okay, I'm hyperbolic.
What if this place is gone? =(
Then Roph would be a richer man, and we'd be sadder people.
What if a black hole opened on this page?
Then I would say Roph is an incredible programmer.
What if an eternal quake hit the Earth?
Then we would all be dead ;8
What if a select few humans mutated into a superior race that purged us lesser beings?
They would steal our :pw: to torture us.
What if there was a FF7 remake?
Then I wouldn't care, because I don't play FF.
What if zombies took over the Earth?
Then Garrett MacIntyre will be a busy man.
What if it started snowing tomorrow?
I'd go sledding
what if things actually WORKED OUT in my life for a change?
You wouldn't be the retard you are now!
What if Futurama was never made? ;~;
The world would have one less alright show.
What if I had said Futurama was a shitty show?
You would probably have a broken nose by now.
What if cartoons never existed.
The my childhood would be empty ;-T.
What if Hitler's left testicle took over the world?
Then that would be quite a show.
What if you had nuclear power?
Then I use it to wipe out everyone I hated.
What if god had a party and said you aren't invited?
I'd go surf with satan.
What if my real name was FRANK WEST.
Then I would believe you.
What if all the penguins of the world united to take down mankind?
Then they'd go extinct a lot faster.
What if I couldn't think of a witty 'what if' question?
Then I couldn't think of a witty 'what if' answer.
What if I said that I was a killer?
I'd ask who you planned to kill next.
What if you were being jumped by ten teenagers dressed in black cloaks.
Then I would kick Harry Potter and his friends asses.
What if all the cheese in the world became ham?
I wouldn't eat cheese.
What if I wasn't a brit?
Then you would be enslaved by the Irish.
What if the Irish revived an old grudge and laid waste to villages along the northern coast of Britain?
I'd move to somewhere like Sweden
What if Sweden never existed? :o
Then then apocalypse would have come to fruition.
What if :gib: and :bean: had a forbidden love?
Then :bb: would be their son.
What if Madonna was actually english?
Quote from: Junpei on July 06, 2008, 05:48:04 AM
Then :bb: would be their son.
What if Madonna was actually english?
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What if a woodchuck couldchuck morning wood?
It'd need dental floss!
Hwhat if ever "wh" word had an "h" before it?
(PS, holy shit, is that madonna? I could break her over my knee.... :P)
hwat.
What if Horace Wimp got a life.
Then I would still be confused who Horace Wimp was.
What if RMRK was secretly a gay RPG maker community?
Then the pink theme would be the default theme. :V
What if I came into your room with a bottle of gin in one hand and a whip in the other?
I would suicide.
What if your room was hell?
Then I'd turn the AC up real high.
What if the government lost all records of your existence?
Then my name is Jason Bourne.
What if it really did rain cats and dogs?
Then the pound would be busy.
What if animals started to revolt?
Then monkey will develop eyes that shoot lasers.
What if the answers i gave made sense?
Then everyone would be happy.
What if you knew me in real life?
Quote from: Kaitenshin on July 07, 2008, 12:19:38 AM
Then I would still be confused who Horace Wimp was.
What if RMRK was secretly a gay RPG maker community?
:mad:
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Quote from: Dr_Zylos on July 10, 2008, 06:34:37 PM
Then everyone would be happy.
What if you knew me in real life?
I would shave your head :B
What if everyone knew the joys of ELO?
Then everything would be stranger.
What if we were ruled by robots?
Then we would have to listen to techno, HECK NO WE WONT LISTEN TO TECHNO.
What if this THREAD DIDNT EXIST HAHA!
Then someone would eventually come up with it.
What if gangs had like crazy ass martial artists skills and used those to try and kill each other off instead of using guns?
Then West Side Story would be a documentary.
What if cats and rain didn't exist?
It would snow dogs
What if Im ending this thread right now? hahahaha!
MAII EDIT: You forgot to phrase it as a question. No worries though, I got your back :welcome:
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Then this post wouldn't exist.
What if Sword could go a week without using any "mod powers"?
I don't really abuse anyone if that's what you mean, and it wouldn't be so bad seeing as its been around 3 years since I joined and I just now got mod.
What if Zylos was a wolf?
Then Nightwolf would be "Nightfox".
What if I become cranky?
;-; I'd still love you
BUT WHAT IF I DIDN'T?
[spoiler] Plot Twist =o[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]TWIST OF EVENTS?! OH NOES![/spoiler]
What if I would be, you know, what you'd do? =o
I would be pretty confused because I don't know what you are talking about.
What if I was travelin at the speed of light.
Then you'd respond to my "what if" question before I even asked it. XD
What if some little girl ran up, kicked you in the crotch, and ran away?
Then I'd blow her up[ with the remote mine I placed in her brain at birth.
What if I knew the joys of listening to ELO?
No what, you should go listen to them now.
What if Blaze was in irc right now?
Then we can fear. *Last pot of mines referes to that topic of yours you know where btw*
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I hate my sister jftr, and fuck that I would summon them.
What if?
If so,
What if eye for an eye?
The All seeing Eye, for my own would be a great swap !!
What if there was a Giant Planet of Atsral rock coming towards Earth in 2012 that would cause a Pole shift ?
Then we would either slip into an ice age OR all environmental problems of the earth would be negated forever.
What if humans had never found it important to develop table manners?
Then dinner time would be much more fun.
What if Michael Jackson came up to your house to borrow the bathroom?
Then the authorities would look for him, but never find his corpse.
What if the government started replacing people with robots?
Then we would die out because robots are too dull to reproduce.
What if robots were far more fun things than we think they are?