Modern Algebra speaks in IRC oh my goodness. According to Halo, that hasn't happened before. It was also a very big day for he and Halo.
<modernalgebra> In Nova Scotia, there's a bounty on coyotes because they kill folk singers
<LadyJules> hello handsome!
<HaloOfTheSun> HE SPEAKS
<joyS> omg it's mathboy
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<modernalgebra> I like candles and rulers and soap and not Pacmen
<HaloOfTheSun> I like long walks on the beach, rain, and snuggling but not Pacmen
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<modernalgebra> Halo and I are kindred spirits, separated at birth but united by destiny
<HaloOfTheSun> IT IS OUR FATE
<HaloOfTheSun> TO BECOME ONE
* LadyJules is now known as Pastor
<modernalgebra> We have a theme song and it makes me smile inside my heart.
<Pastor> Ladies and Gentleman we are gathered here today to unite Halo and Modern in holy unity
<HaloOfTheSun> oh
<HaloOfTheSun> oh my gosh
<HaloOfTheSun> I always dreamed of this day
<HaloOfTheSun> ;_;
<modernalgebra> Me too!
<joyS> how can we know it's MA?
<joyS> truly?
<yuyubabe> O: I am a bridesmaid, right?
<Pacman> because it uses proper grammar
<Pacman> and it's funny
<HaloOfTheSun> of course!
<joyS> and not his evil twin, ArchaicCalculus?
<Pastor> these two souls, who once were lost, are now found complete in each other
<modernalgebra> I don't know what I should get you for our special day Halo.
<modernalgebra> haha
<HaloOfTheSun> oh, I'm sure you'll come up with something just perfect. you always know how to make a man feel special!
<HaloOfTheSun> tee hee
<yuyubabe> I would like to catch the flowers
<HaloOfTheSun> I don't think that will be a problem
<HaloOfTheSun> you're the only single girl here
<Pastor> Halo, do you take modern to be your assiticator? To be your one and only help-mate for all the days of your RMRK?
<yuyubabe> \o/
<HaloOfTheSun> what's an assiticator
<HaloOfTheSun> is that like
<yuyubabe> \ o/
<HaloOfTheSun> an ass calculator
<Pastor> exactly
<HaloOfTheSun> oh
<HaloOfTheSun> then I do
<modernalgebra> haha, I thought you weren't going to tell anyone about that
<modernalgebra> How does she know about that!
<Pastor> and modern do you take Halo to be your assiticator? To be your one and only help-mate for all the days of your RMRK?
<HaloOfTheSun>
<modernalgebra> As if there was ever anybody else. Of course I do!
* HaloOfTheSun blushes
<yuyubabe> Is it party time, yet? 8]
<Pastor> Then by the power vested in my by the interwebs and my Mom status, I now pronounce you assiticator and assiticated. You may kiss.
<Pastor>
<HaloOfTheSun> what
<HaloOfTheSun> whoa
<HaloOfTheSun> wait
<HaloOfTheSun> I aint like that
<HaloOfTheSun> whoa
<Pastor> lol
<modernalgebra> haha
<Pastor> ok then shake hands
<HaloOfTheSun> okay ._.
* HaloOfTheSun shakes modernalgebra's hand
<Pastor> Alright, everyone head over to modern's house
<Pastor> it's party time!
<yuyubabe> party time~ \o/
<HaloOfTheSun> wooooooooooooooooo
* HaloOfTheSun throws confetti everywhere
<modernalgebra> yaaaaay!
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<yuyubabe> Oh, man. I'm still having a hard time thinking this is the real Modern Algebra. 8]
<modernalgebra> How do you know the real Modern Algebra exists? Perhaps there never was a Modern Algebra, and I am an imposter who created Modern Algebra as a fictitious personality to write scripts and eat tacos when I get full?