IRC Quotes And Chatlogs

[Cascading Dragon]

Great, now you ruined it.

It was an easy  guess.

[Holkeye]

I've seen the name Malson twice in the last year, and both times he's been talking about minecraft.

[Arrow]

15:54   Djang|auei   holy fuck
15:54   Djang|auei   I just had this dream
15:54   Djang|auei   I was outside in this huge snow field
15:54   Djang|auei   and I saw this molehill thing over a few feet from me
15:55   Djang|auei   and an earthworm was coming out of it
15:55   Djang|auei   and it was this huge earthworm
15:55   Djang|auei   and it couldn't break the soil very well so I started digging at the soil
15:55   Djang|auei   and my fingernails were coming off because I was digging so hard
15:55   Djang|auei   and finally enough of the worm was showing that I hugged it and started pulling it up
15:56   Djang|auei   and I kept pulling and pulling and there was still more
15:56   Djang|auei   and I was exhausted and it was still in the ground
15:56   Djang|auei   and then it was wrapped around me
15:56   Djang|auei   and my hand started disappearing into its mouth
15:56   Djang|auei   or whatever the fuck they have
15:57   Djang|auei   and I got really embarrassed
15:58   Djang|auei   because I swear someone was watching even though I was in an empty field
15:58   Djang|auei   so I tried to shove it off but it wouldn't move
15:58   Djang|auei   and I was blushing
15:58   Djang|auei   and then the dream ended
15:59   Djang|auei   and now I feel like I've been touching a worm
16:00   Djang|auei   maybe
16:04   Djang|auei   I went to sleep with my hands wet
16:05   Djang|auei   NO
16:05   Djang|auei   I washed my hands
16:05   Djang|auei   and I was tired
16:06   Djang|auei   they were just moist
16:06   Djang|auei   my towels are wet
16:06   Djang|auei   going back to bed
16:06   Djang|auei   NOW

[strike]

IRC related hilarity first draft of the irc rules by djang, spot the funny.

-It's recommended that everything said in IRC should be taken with a grain of salt. Most regular visitors know each other well enough that if another regular visitor says something that might normally be taken as insulting, it is usually a joke. New users might find it to be a little disconcerting, but regular visitors in IRC are often good friends and enjoy the occasional "rimming" - because they are familiar enough with one another.

[Djangonator]

whoever did the wordfilter that changes "ribbing" to "rimming"?  I salute you, sir.

[Sophist]

<Djang> Animefan
<Anski> animefan we are talking about owls in armor
<Anski> and he retracted his complaint to roph
<Anski> no more drama talk
<Djang> stop bringing it up
<Djang> we moved on
<Djang> or else I'll ban you
<Anski> how do they make armor django
<O-mie> Owls > drama
<Animefan> Y'know, this happens to me all the time. Anybody...
<Animefan> Hey stupid cunt.

Just repostin' the drama of what happened tonight.

[strike]

[22:13:35] <+Irock> maybe you wanted to buy a lot of chocolate pudding
[22:13:44] <+Irock> to dump all over your body
[22:13:53] <+Irock> and have your sister lick it off
[22:14:01] <+Irock> ..
[22:14:02] <+DrSword> maybe

[strike]

[16:03:30] <+Lady> NAMKCOR
[16:03:34] <%NAMKCOR> Ladeh
[16:03:48] <+Lady> I shouldn't even say this cause I'm supposed to be mom buuuuuuuut
[16:03:54] <+Lady> if you're still looking for some fun

[Jules]

oh god

[Sophist]

<Anski> I don't want to start any blasphemous rumors
<Anski> but I think that god's got a sick sense of humor
<Anski> and when I die, I expect to find
<Anski> him laughing
<Roph> :nelson laugh:

[Djangonator]

<como>   >  quotes continue to get firther away from the chevron
<como>   >        oh dear
<como>   >                                 come back you bastards
<Anski>   >                                                 shit nigger
<Djang>   >                                                                  No you'll never catch me now
<como>
<Anski>   GRAPPLING HOOK
<Anski>   >===================================================================C
<Anski>   >====================================================================================================

<Anski>   >=====================================================CFUCK YOU
<Anski>   >=====================CI WAS GOING TO BE AN ASTRONAUT
<Anski>   >=CI hope you die
<como>   ><>
<Anski>   >Fuck

[Arrow]

Aaaaaaahahahaha that is the best!

[Zylos]

(3:53:55 PM) LadyJ: Wow look at you guys
(3:53:59 PM) LadyJ: this place fills up on the weekend
(3:54:03 PM) LadyJ: with all the sexy people
(3:54:04 PM) LadyJ:
(3:54:08 PM) Roph: ;]
(3:54:14 PM) LadyJ: well except you roph
(3:54:16 PM) Roph:
(3:54:17 PM) LadyJ: but keep trying darlin
(3:54:19 PM) LadyJ: you'll get there
(3:54:23 PM) LadyJ: :*


Sorry Roph. XD

[Dwarra?]

(11:02:30 PM) GracietheBitey [540df9ac@PSI-D61FA2E2.mibbit.com] entered the room.
(11:02:31 PM) mode (+v GracietheBitey) by ChanServ
(11:02:34 PM) DrSword: http://www.ray-ban.com/usa/sunglasses/rb3016/w0365 FUCKIN LOOK AT THAT SHIT
(11:02:40 PM) DrSword: instant pussy goggles
(11:02:46 PM) GracietheBitey: i fell alseep. it was beautiful.
(11:02:54 PM) DrSword: Gracie how wet would you be if you saw a man wearing those
(11:02:56 PM) DrSword: and looking at you
(11:03:17 PM) DrSword: <GracietheBitey> Ocean wet.
(11:03:21 PM) DrSword: Bam.
(11:03:21 PM) GracietheBitey: aroused maybe? depends who they were
(11:03:24 PM) GracietheBitey: FINE
(11:03:28 PM) GracietheBitey: OCEAN WET
(11:03:31 PM) GracietheBitey: JUST FOR YOU
(11:03:50 PM) DrSword:

[Gracie]

oh well, it wont go further than this so FINE

HAVE YOUR GIGGLES.

[Sophist]

<LadyJules> I'm all about incest darlin

[Jules]

... 

;]

[Zylos]

(9:04:34 PM) Anski: you have one hour and 46 minutes, sword
(9:04:55 PM) DrSword1: what am I doing this for?
(9:05:02 PM) Anski: a bitgamer invite
(9:05:10 PM) DrSword1: and why did I want that?
(9:05:15 PM) Anski: dragon age 2
(9:05:24 PM) DrSword1: is there a crack out?
(9:05:31 PM) Anski: yes
(9:05:47 PM) Anski: Dragon.Age.2-RELOADED 6.58 GB
(9:06:04 PM) DrSword1: ...
(9:06:05 PM) DrSword1: brb
(9:08:49 PM) wareya: lol

[Dwarra?]

(9:04:34 PM) Anski: you have one hour and 46 minutes, sword
(9:04:55 PM) DrSword1: what am I doing this for?
(9:05:02 PM) Anski: a bitgamer invite
(9:05:10 PM) DrSword1: and why did I want that?
(9:05:15 PM) Anski: dragon age 2
(9:05:24 PM) DrSword1: is there a crack out?
(9:05:31 PM) Anski: yes
(9:05:47 PM) Anski: Dragon.Age.2-RELOADED 6.58 GB
(9:06:04 PM) DrSword1: ...
(9:06:05 PM) DrSword1: brb
(9:08:49 PM) wareya: lol

This is what I did for it:
[spoiler][/spoiler]

[Sophist]

<LadyJ> I'm going to beat that boy
<LadyJ> before this
<LadyJ> I had such respect for his taste in music
<LadyJ> now I am honestly afraid for him
<LadyJ> I think he may have a brain tumor
<LadyJ> that is impairing his judgement
<LadyJ> you hear that Roph
<LadyJ> YOU HAVE A TUMOR!
<LadyJ> GET HELP
<Anski> lol

[Tezuka]

(2:25:08 AM) Anski: do you step on it sometimes, tez
(2:25:13 AM) Tezuka: :X
(2:25:21 AM) Anski: or is there something near your ankle that stops it from sticking out
(2:25:25 AM) DrSword: does it get caught in elevator doors?
(2:25:29 AM) Tezuka: My god
(2:25:31 AM) Anski: or car doors
(2:25:42 AM) Anski: do people run it over with shopping trolleys
(2:25:43 AM) DrSword: do you tie it around your waist like a saiyan?
(2:25:47 AM) DrSword: are you a saiyan?

[Roph]

[03:56] <DrSword> hand smells like pussy
[03:58] <DrSword> smell it roph
[04:11] <Roph> not a big seafood fan
[04:11] <NAMKCOR> :rimjob:
[04:11] <NAMKCOR> err
[04:11] <NAMKCOR> :rimshot:
[04:11] <NAMKCOR> tpyo

[Arrow]

00:49   Acolyte   the yellow dragon
00:49   Acolyte   yes
00:49   Arrow-1   complete with ass
00:49   Arrow-1   and proboscis

[tSwitch]

~-+95514312+-~21:27   Strike_Reyhi: gettin' knotty
~-+95514384+-~21:27   NAMKCOR: that sounds like a bad furry porn vid
~-+95514456+-~21:27   NAMKCOR: just saying
~-+95514600+-~21:27   Strike_Reyhi: why furry
~-+95514672+-~21:27   Strike_Reyhi: like
~-+95514744+-~21:28   Anski: LOL
~-+95514816+-~21:28   NAMKCOR: or bestiality
~-+95514888+-~21:28   NAMKCOR: take your pick
~-+95515032+-~21:28   Anski: man it took a while to register
~-+95515176+-~21:28   Strike_Reyhi: knots in fur or some such gay shit?
~-+95515320+-~21:28   Anski: LOL
~-+95515392+-~21:28   NAMKCOR: uh
~-+95515464+-~21:28   Anski: ahaha
~-+95515248+-~21:28   Anski: aahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
~-+95515536+-~21:28   NAMKCOR: lol
~-+95515680+-~21:28   Anski: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
~-+95515752+-~21:28   NAMKCOR: I'm dying
~-+95515824+-~21:28   NAMKCOR: oh god
~-+95515896+-~21:28   Anski: my spleen
~-+95515968+-~21:28   Anski: she burns

[Zylos]

(6:59:56 PM) Zylos: Does anyone here know of a case where the environment has harmed the economy?
(7:03:24 PM) Roph: japan...................................

I bet everyone who sees this will take a moment to get it before laughing, then will feel guilty for doing so five seconds later.