IRC Quotes And Chatlogs

[Kebin]

.-.

[firerain]

(4:05:51 PM) ***Firerain throws his shoe at irock.
(4:05:58 PM) ***Irockman eats
(4:06:02 PM) Irockman: it's sort of hard to miss my mouth

[Tezuka]

(10:59:33 PM) Irock: >_>
(10:59:56 PM) Anski: 7 seconds
(10:59:57 PM) chewey [~ultimate_@PSI-6BB81C98.skymesh.net.au] entered the room.
(11:00:02 PM) Irock: no I mean
(11:00:06 PM) Irock: to arrive to its destination
(11:00:07 PM) Irock: > :|
(11:00:13 PM) Anski: 7 seconds ?_?
(11:00:18 PM) Anski: the internet moves fast nowadays
(11:00:32 PM) Irock: a physical letter, durr
(11:00:35 PM) Anski: a what

[Dwarra?]

<Malson\WoW> i'll give 50 rep on RMRK to whoever guesses the ages
<Malson\WoW> or rather, 46 rep
<Malson\WoW> yes, that seems fitting
<Dr_Sword> 18
<Dr_Sword> 18
<Dr_Sword> 18
<Dr_Sword> thats not 46
<Dr_Sword> :x
<Malson\WoW> lol
<Irock> 12, 1, 1
<Malson\WoW> hmm, more incentive
<Malson\WoW> okay, 46 rep and a song written about you
<Dr_Sword> 18, 16 , 12
<Malson\WoW> and i mean a real song, not an emily serenade
<Dr_Sword> 18, 16 , 12
<Malson\WoW> very close sword
<Dr_Sword> 18 15 13
<chewey> 16, 16, 14
<Malson\WoW> sword's hot as hell
<Malson\WoW> in more ways than one
<chewey> damn sword
<chewey> damn
<chewey> you're hot as hell
<Dr_Sword> 18 14 14
<Dr_Sword> thanks chewey
<Dr_Sword> thanks
<Irock> 17 16 13
<chewey> 1 1 12
<Malson\WoW> irock wins
<Dr_Sword> 17 16 13
<Dr_Sword> I bolded 13
<Dr_Sword> so I win
<Irock> yay ^.^
<Malson\WoW> okay sword wins
<chewey> 13 year olds, dude
<Malson\WoW> cuz he bolded 13
<Dr_Sword> YOU OWE ME A FUCKING SONG ANYWAYS
<Starfyre> what are these numbers
<Starfyre> .-.
<Irock>
<Dr_Sword> 46 negative rape
<Dr_Sword> please
<Dr_Sword> er
<Dr_Sword> rep
<Irock> 17 16 13
<Malson\WoW> okay sword
<Malson\WoW> my cat was annoying me and i lost count so i just clicked it like 80 times
<Irock> malson you don't seem to understand
<Malson\WoW> you're welcome
<Irock> I won
<Irock> > : |
<Dr_Sword>
<Malson\WoW> but sword bolded the 13
<Starfyre> irock
<Starfyre> you lost
<Irock> I bolded everything, underlines it, changed the colors, and guessed it first
<Malson\WoW> okay there irock, you get 46 negative rep too

[haloOfTheSun]

[16:29:07] <Irock> I peed in a frisbee
[16:29:09] <Irock> then tasted it

[tSwitch]

<Raiden> For one, i'm don't use XP
<Raiden> And for two i know it more then you guys.
<NAMKCOR> LMFAO

[haloOfTheSun]

[22:38:22] <chewey> Raiden
[22:38:25] <chewey> you dumb
[22:38:25] <chewey> but
[22:38:25] <Raiden> Hm?
[22:38:28] <chewey> you not friend
[22:38:35] <Raiden> Your.
[22:38:39] <HaloOfTheSun> LOL
[22:38:41] <chewey> you're*
[22:38:43] <Irock> LOL
[22:38:43] <chewey> ._.
[22:38:46] <Raiden> Your not my friend
[22:38:50] <chewey> you're*

[Sophist]

<Tezuka|Away> Pic of long, flowing hair please
<Anski> <Anski> not right now
<Anski> <Roph> Andreas H. Keller
<Anski> <Anski> I just got out of the shower
<Anski> <Anski> so my hair is slicked back all fly
<Anski> although it does look like I have a mullet when it's slicked back
<Anski> a wet mullet
<Tezuka|Away> Yeah but
<Tezuka|Away> A black man asked you
<Tezuka|Away> So I thought it would seem like a different question
<Anski> GOD WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO STEAL MY CHILDREN OR MY GOOD LOOKS
<Anski> THEIF, CALL THE GUARDS
* You are now known as Imperial_Guard
<Imperial_Guard> Stop right there Criminal Scum!
<Imperial_Guard> You've violated the law for the last time
<Imperial_Guard> -Resist Arrest
<Imperial_Guard> -Pay Gold
<Tezuka|Away> FUCK
<Imperial_Guard> -Go To Jail
<Tezuka|Away> PAY FINE
<Tezuka|Away> PAY FINE
<Tezuka|Away> PAY
<Tezuka|Away> PAY
<Tezuka|Away> WAIt
<Tezuka|Away> DAMMIT
<Imperial_Guard> Yes well that will be 50000 septums
<Tezuka|Away> I'M OUT OF GOLD
<Imperial_Guard> -Resist Arrest
<Imperial_Guard> -Resist Arrest
<Tezuka|Away> -Resist Arrest
<Imperial_Guard> HARGGHH
* Imperial_Guard slashes Tezuka
<Imperial_Guard> I've fought mudcrabs tougher than you!
* Tezuka|Away blocks
* Imperial_Guard slashes Tezuka
<Tezuka|Away> Nigger, my shield is tough
<Imperial_Guard> HRGHRGH
* Imperial_Guard slashes Tezuka
* Tezuka|Away heals
* Imperial_Guard slashes Tezuka
<Tezuka|Away> UGH
* Imperial_Guard calls for help.
* Imperial_Guard slashes Tezuka
* Imperial_Guard slashes Tezuka
* Imperial_Guard slashes Tezuka
<Imperial_Guard> You have died.
* Tezuka|Away runs away
<Imperial_Guard> -ok-
<Tezuka|Away> WHAT
<Tezuka|Away> -ok-
<Imperial_Guard> -Continue
<Imperial_Guard> -Load
<Imperial_Guard> -Quit
<Tezuka|Away> -Load
<Imperial_Guard> Oh hello there african-imperial man
<Tezuka|Away> -Character Name: Fuck You Guards
<Imperial_Guard> You smell like you stole something
* Tezuka|Away is now known as Fuck_You-Guards
<Imperial_Guard> STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
<Imperial_Guard> You've violated the law for the last time!
* Fuck_You-Guards is now known as Fuck_You_Guards
<Fuck_You_Guards> WHAT
<Fuck_You_Guards> FUUUUCK
<Imperial_Guard> -Resist Arrest
<Imperial_Guard> -Pay Fine
<Imperial_Guard> -Go To Jail
<Fuck_You_Guards> This is a new character, you cheating bastard D:
<Imperial_Guard> YEAH WELL YOU'RE BLACK SO PICK AN OPTION
<Fuck_You_Guards> -Resist Arrest
<Imperial_Guard> Ragghgg!
* NAMKCOR sneaks up behind Imperial_Guard with a dagger
* Imperial_Guard slashes Tezuka
* Imperial_Guard slashes Tezuka
* Imperial_Guard slashes Tezuka
* Fuck_You_Guards dies
* NAMKCOR stabs Imperial_Guard
* Imperial_Guard is unconsience
* NAMKCOR teabags Imperial_Guard
* Imperial_Guard gets back up
* NAMKCOR runs away
<Imperial_Guard> STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
<Fuck_You_Guards> Fuck this Elder Scrolls, I'm going back to Oblivion
<Imperial_Guard> lol
* You are now known as Anski
* Fuck_You_Guards is now known as Tezuka
<Tezuka> That game was too hard D:

[Sophist]

double post self promotion quote

<HaloOfTheSun> :O
<Anski> mmm
<Anski> ska
<Anski> :3delicious ska
<Anski> :3elicious ska
<Anski> :3licious ska
<Anski> :3icious ska
<Anski> :3cious ska
<Anski> :3ious ska
<Anski> :3ous ska
<Anski> :3us ska
<Anski> :3s ska
<Anski> :3 ska
<Anski> :3ska
<Anski> :3ka
<Anski> :3a
<Anski> :3
<Anski> :O -trombones and trumpets-
<Starfyre> anski ate the ska
<Starfyre> =o
<Anski> :O -fast tempo-
<Anski> :O -lyrics about screwing around-
<Anski> :I
<Roph> ;]

[Dwarra?]

<Dertt>   Now, does anyone know a girl who'd be WILLING to pee on me?
<Dertt>   ...didn't think so.
<Starfyre>   das
<Dr_Sword>   das
<Dr_Sword>   MACHT SPAS
<Dertt>   HUHHHWWWWHHHAT?
......
<Dertt>   ...now, did you say "das"
<Starfyre>   caro
<Starfyre>   crl
<Starfyre>   das
<Starfyre>   dark angel scion
<Starfyre>   :I
<Dertt>   HOHMYGOD WOULD SHE REALLY
<Dr_Sword>   no
<Dr_Sword>   BITCH YOU JUST GOT PUNKED
<Starfyre>   animefan would
<Irock>   at dertt
<Irock>   no
<Starfyre>   animefan would
<Irock>   at starfyre
<Irock>   yeah
<Dertt>   I had a weird kind of cyber-crush on her back in the summer

[Revo]

It isn't RMRK IRC, but I still think it's funny. Conversation between me and a friend. I'm Kaito.

<Kaito> YOUR PS3 XBOX 360 COMPUTER AND ALL OTHER SOURCES OF ELECTRONIC ENTERTAIMENT HAVE NOW BEEN DESTRUCTED
<Kaito> HAVE A NICE DAY
<Sinu> Really?
<Sinu> my computer?
<Kaito> YES
<Sinu> .-.
<Sinu> seems to be working.
<Kaito> WELL SOMETIMES THE DESTRUCTOR PROGRAM TAKES A WHILE TO TRANSFER
<Sinu> how long?
<Kaito> 1000 YEARS GIVE OR TAKE A FEW CENTURIES
<Sinu> so...
<Sinu> i have nothing to worry about....
<Kaito> YES YOU DO
<Kaito> FOR IN ABOUT 1000 YEARS ALL YOUR PRECIOUS ENTERTAINMENT WILL BE GONE
<Sinu> and ill have a new comp.
<Sinu> and be more or less dust.
<Kaito> ...
<Kaito> I HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT YOU ARE A SIMPLE HUMANOID
<Kaito> SO...
<Kaito> ER...
<Kaito> DAMMIT
<Sinu> PROGRAM
<Sinu> I AM DISSAPOINTED IN YOU

[firerain]

(10:19:15 PM) Holk: Though Irock, if any dude could bang a chick that only wants to have sex with animals, it would be you.

[Dertt]

<Dertt>   Now, does anyone know a girl who'd be WILLING to pee on me?
<Dertt>   ...didn't think so.
<Starfyre>   das
<Dr_Sword>   das
<Dr_Sword>   MACHT SPAS
<Dertt>   HUHHHWWWWHHHAT?
......
<Dertt>   ...now, did you say "das"
<Starfyre>   caro
<Starfyre>   crl
<Starfyre>   das
<Starfyre>   dark angel scion
<Starfyre>   :I
<Dertt>   HOHMYGOD WOULD SHE REALLY
<Dr_Sword>   no
<Dr_Sword>   BITCH YOU JUST GOT PUNKED
<Starfyre>   animefan would
<Irock>   at dertt
<Irock>   no
<Starfyre>   animefan would
<Irock>   at starfyre
<Irock>   yeah
<Dertt>   I had a weird kind of cyber-crush on her back in the summer

MOTHERFUCKER WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING

[Grafikal]

rofl, at least now you know what she looks like.

[haloOfTheSun]

[00:21:40] <Irock> do vaginas burn your mouth ._.
[00:23:44] <Irock> omg ._.
[00:23:54] <Irock> I don't want to give oral
[00:23:56] <Irock> OH MY GOD
[00:24:00] <Irock> WHAT IF IT BURNS YOUR PENIS
[00:24:08] <Irock> BECAUSE HOT SAUCE DOES THAT WHEN YOU PUT IT ON THERE
[00:25:17] <Irock> IS THAT WHY CONDOMS EXIST

[Kebin]

Irock isn't funny. That was dumb.

[haloOfTheSun]

I didn't post it because it was funny. I posted it to show how dumb he is

[Kebin]

I didn't post it because it was funny. I posted it to show how dumb he is

I know, but others might not.

[Irock]

Starfyre is mad. ;]

Because I owned him in IRC.

[tSwitch]

<Anski> no wait i've got it
<Anski> The Thunderbolts and Chainsaws of Anski's Lair: A 55 Part Rock/Jazz/Blues Concept Symphony in Octatonic Scale
<Anski> it will be sold only on vinyl
<Anski> 55 discs with each bundle
<Anski> one for each part
<Anski> the covers will contain a naked women riding a bear and holding a chainsaw and assault rifle through a flurry of thunder and flying fish
<Anski> Part I: The Opening of the Beginning of the End of the Album
<Anski> Part II: The Melodic Sounds of Chainsaws in Diatonic Scale
<Anski> Part III: Roman Numerals Suck
<Anski> Part IV: Down Comes The Wall that is Holding Back Berlin From Itself (Featuring The Works of Johannes Ockeghem)
<Anski> Part V: See Part VI
<Anski> Part VI: This Is The Redirection Part From Part V
<Anski> Part VII: The Sound of Chainsaws And Cannons in Diatonic Scale
<Anski> Part VIII: The Only Opera Like Piece In The Whole Album (Featuring Freddie Mercury's Ghost)
<Anski> Part IX: This Is The Ninth Part
<Anski> Part X: Hookers on Street Corners
<Anski> Part XI: Some Piece With a Violin That The Manager Wanted to Add In
<Anski> Part XII: This Was Recorded in a Basement
<Anski> Part XIII: How To Jam On A Harpsichord With A Trout (And 45 Other Ways to Kick Ass)
<Anski> Part 14: Roman Numerals Suck Part II
<Anski> Part 15: This Was Played on a Lute
<Anski> Part 16: The Revenge Of Roman Numerals (Or Roman Numerals Suck Part III)
<Anski> Part 17: I Think Your Record Needle Is Broken Now, Go Get A New One
<Anski> Part 18: Irish Drinking Songs (Featuring The Sounds of Apes Wrestling)
<Anski> Part 19: This Is Dedicated To Nobody In Particular (I'm Looking At You, Reagan)
<Anski> Part 20: (The Part In Parentheses Comes First In This Part) Or Roman Numerals Suck IV
<Anski> Part 21: This Part Is Out Of Order
<Anski> Part 23: The Sounds of Aeroplanes Crashing Into Chainsaws
<Anski> Part 24: 5th Graders Playing Recorders Badly
? NAMKCOR laughs his ass off
<NAMKCOR> part 24 is awesome
<Anski> Part 25: 10th Graders Playing Iron Man Badly on Guitars
<Anski> Part 26: Twenty One Wolves (Or Roman Numerals Suck V)
<NAMKCOR> Anski went to last year's concert in my town xD
<Anski> Part 27: Did Not
<Anski> Part 28: Woodwind Instruments (And 24 Other Ways to Annoy People)
<NAMKCOR> that was pretty much 24 and 25
<NAMKCOR> the concert anyway
<Anski> Part 29: I'll Bet You Money It Wasn't Like That At All
<Anski> Part 30: The End Of The Album
<Anski> Part 31: Just Kidding teehee
<Anski> Part 32: The Sounds Of Intercourse (With A Pear)
<Anski> Part 34: Onward, To Glory! (Or 24 Ways to be a Space Marine)
<Anski> Part 35: How To Break Into Places and Steal Things (All These Albums are stolen and rerecorded over old copies of Foghat Albums)
<Anski> Part 36: This Album Is Not Suitable For Children or Old People
<Anski> Part 33: How to Move Around Parts in an Album
<Anski> Part 34: Use Headphones For This Song
<Anski> Part 37: Damn You Children I'm Not Done Yet
<Anski> Part 38: The Sounds of Chainsaws Tearing Through Boneless Chicken
<Anski> Part 39: Halo Of The Sun Needs to Get Back To Work In Heptatonic Scale
<Anski> Part 40: Almost At The Finish
<HaloOfTheSun> you wouldn't say something is in _____ scale
<HaloOfTheSun> that's dumb
<Anski> Part 41: You're Not The Music Professor Here, I Am
<Anski> Part 42: Hence Why I have a Full 55 Part Album
<Anski> Part 45: This is a Guitar Part
<Anski> Part 47: Someone Better Log This In The Thread when I Get To 55
<Anski> Part 48: The Death of Laylla
<NAMKCOR> minus all the interruptions
<Anski> Part 43: Leave In The Interruptions That Make Sense Of The Song Titles Like This One (Or Roman Numerals Suck VI)
<Anski> Part 44: The Sound of People Being Kicked
<Nightwolf> Told you me and roph had an agreement
? Anski has kicked Irock from #crankeye (Anski)
? Irock (~Irock@PSI-D01D087D.hsd1.tn.comcast.net) has joined #crankeye
* Starfyre gives voice to Nightwolf Tsunokiette
* ChanServ gives voice to Irock
<Anski> Part 45: The Sound of Angels Screaming and Firing Crossbows At Old People
<NAMKCOR> but you already had a part 45
<Starfyre> you mean 49
<NAMKCOR> that's part 49
<Anski> Part 48: Slinky Slinky Watch It Go Down The Stairs
<Starfyre> 50 ._.
<Anski> Part 49: It Will All Make Sense Later
<Anski> Part 50: Save Your Bottlecaps Kids
<Anski> Part 51: They Could be Used as Money After The War
<Anski> Part 52: John Tyrrell Owes Me Money
<Anski> Part 53: African Singing in Octatonic
<Anski> Part 54: This Part Is Sexual
<Anski> Part 55: An Ode to Doctor Swordopolis (Or Roman Numerals Suck VII)

[Irock]

[17:59] <Roph> Film Actors Guild
[18:00] <Crankeye> For got sakes their name has the word guild in it
[18:00] <Crankeye> Are they are level 80 mages in WOW too??
[18:01] <firerain> whoa watch out, they're going to hit you with their level 15 writer strike

[Arrow]

* @Anski : Creedence Clearwater Revival - Travelin' Band [0:11/2:10] 128kbps
<@Anski> any of you kids want to play team fortress
<+chewey> I used to play that song in my band
<+chewey> ;(
<@Anski> what band
<@Anski> The Dingos?
<@Anski> badum
<@Anski> ...
<+chewey> That would be a cool band name
<@Anski> PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<+chewey> No it was the Anski is a Jerk tribute band
<+chewey> because there's already an Anski is a Jerk band
<+chewey> because everybody thinks so
<+chewey> >:O

[chewey]

[17:48] <chewey> http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/4155/1235283338379.png is this Sword
[17:48] <Malson> wow, Real Lives got violent
[17:48] <chewey> hm?
[17:49] <Malson> that was a bad joke related to how you have been playing Real Lives, then subsequently link to an image with a weapon displayed on it

[haloOfTheSun]

[21:06:43] <HaloOfTheSun> Irock thinks he's Dream Theater
[21:07:09] <Irock> uh
[21:07:10] <Irock> I am
[21:10:36] <HaloOfTheSun> http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/6392/dreamtheaterjapan.jpg

[tSwitch]

[21:06:43] <HaloOfTheSun> Irock thinks he's Dream Theater
[21:07:09] <Irock> uh
[21:07:10] <Irock> I am
[21:10:36] <HaloOfTheSun> http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/6392/dreamtheaterjapan.jpg

oh god I laughed so hard.